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2012-06-30 09:11:01 AM
Nice!
 
2012-06-30 09:13:17 AM
Chick is freaking hot. Everything else...good production values?
 
2012-06-30 09:51:52 AM
Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?
 
2012-06-30 09:56:56 AM
Cute
 
2012-06-30 11:11:54 AM
He turned to the dark side pretty quick there.
 
2012-06-30 01:01:49 PM
dave1y: Chick is freaking hot.

I would gladly feel the power of her dark side.
 
2012-06-30 01:43:11 PM
Let that be a lesson to you. There are no nice guys. Only creepy guys pretending to be nice,
 
2012-06-30 01:58:50 PM
gilgigamesh: dave1y: Chick is freaking hot.

I would gladly feel the power of her dark side.


Explore her cave of evil?
 
2012-06-30 02:17:51 PM
RoyBatty: gilgigamesh: dave1y: Chick is freaking hot.

I would gladly feel the power of her dark side.

Explore her cave of evil?


That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.
 
2012-06-30 02:31:22 PM
Beerguy: He turned to the dark side pretty quick there.

so then pretty much exactly like anakin?

ya know when he wasn't throwing a girly hissy fit
 
2012-06-30 02:32:06 PM
OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Yeah, they're supposed to do that. it's why luke's stump wasn't a fountain of blood.
 
2012-06-30 02:43:52 PM
OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.
 
2012-06-30 02:57:15 PM
OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Let's ask Darth Maul?
 
2012-06-30 03:05:07 PM
OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

globulously.
 
2012-06-30 03:16:14 PM
OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

He's more machine now than man.
 
2012-06-30 03:42:23 PM
Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?


I'm pretty sure it's special effects, probably iMovie on a Mac. I mean, he'd probably be in so much pain he's pass out and not crawl away.
 
2012-06-30 04:40:45 PM
mrgawler: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?


I'm pretty sure it's special effects, probably iMovie on a Mac. I mean, he'd probably be in so much pain he's pass out and not crawl away.


good one. XD
 
2012-06-30 05:57:23 PM
Dude wasn't very Jedi-Zen like, but the production itself was A grade.
 
2012-07-01 01:23:13 AM
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.


Kind of an interesting thing to think about. Normally, of course death would come very shorty after that, being as you would bleed out in a matter of seconds. But if the wounds were instantly cauterized, then I suppose you could last quite a while if the initial shock did not kill you.
 
2012-07-01 01:27:57 AM
mrgawler: I'm pretty sure it's special effects

Good lord that is funny rat thar.
 
2012-07-01 02:19:06 AM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.

Kind of an interesting thing to think about. Normally, of course death would come very shorty after that, being as you would bleed out in a matter of seconds. But if the wounds were instantly cauterized, then I suppose you could last quite a while if the initial shock did not kill you.


There's been a couple people who survived half-ings by train iirc (or close to it) when they get caught in the couplings. Its no cauterization, but the train cars smoosh together so well you don't bleed out or anything, you can just hang around, wait for relatives to come say goodbye, etc. :/

Now machete-halfings, that's a death sentence.
 
2012-07-01 02:26:04 AM
Wow, thanks for the three minute light-saber ad. Guess someone couldn't find the plug tag? What is worse is the mods greenlighting it...they must be in bed with big light-saber...
 
2012-07-01 03:17:15 AM
Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.

Kind of an interesting thing to think about. Normally, of course death would come very shorty after that, being as you would bleed out in a matter of seconds. But if the wounds were instantly cauterized, then I suppose you could last quite a while if the initial shock did not kill you.

i>

Nope. You can last quite awhile under the right conditions.

NSFW, or the timid
 
2012-07-01 04:57:23 AM
nocturn: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.

Kind of an interesting thing to think about. Normally, of course death would come very shorty after that, being as you would bleed out in a matter of seconds. But if the wounds were instantly cauterized, then I suppose you could last quite a while if the initial shock did not kill you.

i>

Nope. You can last quite awhile under the right conditions.

NSFW, or the timid


Yeah, that is indeed very disturbing to watch. And I am very surprised, too.
 
2012-07-01 06:00:31 AM
YodaBlues: RoyBatty: gilgigamesh: dave1y: Chick is freaking hot.

I would gladly feel the power of her dark side.

Explore her cave of evil?

That place... is strong with the dark side of the Force. A domain of evil it is. In you must go.


There's an awful lot of moisture in here.
 
2012-07-01 10:38:23 AM
Better than the last three Star Wars movies
 
2012-07-01 11:13:16 AM
OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Bath salts.
 
2012-07-01 11:16:49 AM
Came looking for cauterization discussion. Leaving half satisfied.
 
2012-07-01 11:43:08 AM
lame
 
2012-07-01 01:56:23 PM
Completely unwatchable. Lightsabres don't change color just because its wielder goes to the dark side!

GOSH!

j/k
 
2012-07-01 06:07:46 PM
That video was funny and uh, original and uh, other things!
 
2012-07-01 08:32:05 PM
nocturn: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sylvia_Bandersnatch: OregonVet: Did the lightsabre cauterize the delivery guy when he was cut in half? I mean, how could he crawl that far?

Is THAT where the Star-Wars-IRL comedy video lost you?

And magical cauterisation or not, if your abdomen is separated from your torso, you're dead anyway, in very short order.

Kind of an interesting thing to think about. Normally, of course death would come very shorty after that, being as you would bleed out in a matter of seconds. But if the wounds were instantly cauterized, then I suppose you could last quite a while if the initial shock did not kill you.

i>

Nope. You can last quite awhile under the right conditions.

NSFW, or the timid


Dude. The way he kept farking messing with his...wound....alive way too long.....I must look a little pale at the moment. I think I'll go watch a kitten video.
 
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