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(Daily Mail)   Women should give up bikinis at age 39, say women who don't look good in bikinis (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 227
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2012-06-30 06:54:45 AM
i56.tinypic.com

I believe that this woman is under 39.
 
2012-06-30 07:28:39 AM
39? I'd say closer to 29.
 
2012-06-30 07:33:39 AM
think that belly do-dad collects all sorts of funk under it?

i do.
 
2012-06-30 07:34:50 AM
For most women? 19 is too late.
 
2012-06-30 07:34:56 AM

Honest Bender: 39? I'd say closer to 29.


that's a bingo. temporary beauty does not last. i've seen many an ex-cheerleader looking mighty haggard by the time they hit 25.

one more reason to start banging them young. enjoy them while the candy is good. all too soon the beauty of youth has vanished and the cackling shrew harpy takes its place.
 
2012-06-30 07:35:43 AM
It all depends on the woman and the bikini.

/mrs. wolfen is still rocking a bikini at 41
 
2012-06-30 07:37:44 AM
Yup, let's set an arbitrary age, and not go by how each individual looks - because Elle looks frightening in TFA.

As Does Salma, here at 44:
www.blogcdn.com

Or Monica Bellucci, here at 42:
img515.imageshack.us

And I am sure there are PLENTY of hideous folks under 39 who wear bikinis. But why would I want to post pics of them?
 
2012-06-30 07:37:59 AM
Whatever. I've seen 40 year old women that looked great in a bikini, and there are PLENTY of young women that don't have the body to be in one but think they should anyway. Age isn't a factor. Body type is.
I'd much rather see an athletic and healthy 40 year old in a bikini than a frumpy 20 year old.

I'd see how a few decades ago there weren't as many 40 year olds that could pull off a bikini, but with less people working outside, smoking, or engaging in other activities that tend to ruin the skin (not counting the biatches that think it's ok to tan 7 days a week - but I still think they're the minority), plus good plastic surgery techniques, there are plenty of 40 year old women to be found that could do a bikini.
 
2012-06-30 07:38:20 AM

Brakefornobody: For most women? 19 is too late.


Nah, it has more to do with having kids. Most women don't look good in a bikini after they pop out their first crotch fruit.

/always exceptions to any rule
 
2012-06-30 07:39:20 AM

Wolfen067: It all depends on the woman and the bikini.

/mrs. wolfen is still rocking a bikini at 41


Yep.

My mom has a friend that's 48 I believe, and she looks fantastic in her little bikini.

/my parents have a pool
 
2012-06-30 07:39:41 AM
This is from the daily mail. In the UK. Where it is never appropriate to wear a bikini because it's fracking freezing cold!
 
2012-06-30 07:40:46 AM
My ability to see beauty has increased/improved with age. The older I get, the more varied types of women look good. Don't mistake this as meaning I am a hornball, my sex drive is decreasing. I think that most people under 30 cannot get past their own accidental stereotypes and see how good someone can look regardless of age or skin color.

Wolfen067: It all depends on the woman and the bikini.


I agree with this.
 
2012-06-30 07:41:29 AM
Depends on the bod. I just yesterday I saw a woman in a bikini who was a complete contradiction. Yeah, her ass wasn't as firm as it probably was at twenty, but it still fit right in the suit bottom and looked nice doing it. Her stomach was flat and smooth, and her thighs were in great shape. Great skin - not a stretch mark or a dimple anywhere. Thanks to a great supportive top, the girls were right up there, too. Probably never gave birth, I thought.

Then I saw her face, which had to be mid 50's. [Insert needle-across-record screech noise here]

Hey, if you've still got the body to do it, go for it!
 
2012-06-30 07:44:37 AM
i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 07:48:15 AM
Peoples clothes are peoples clothes. It's for them not me and it takes no energy to look elsewhere.

Also, if we are going to start bringing out the Aesthetics Police out then I am going to need a paper back for my beaten up head.
 
2012-06-30 07:49:58 AM
Personally I think men should not wear those itty bitty speedos, ever, no matter what their age. Sadly the older the guy the more inclined they seem to be to want to wear them.

/ just did a safe search off gis of "speedos"
// there were things there that cannot be unseen
 
2012-06-30 07:51:45 AM

Ciper: My ability to see beauty has increased/improved with age.


The average farker is pretty young and vapid. Most of them probably get their major experiences with women's bodies from viewing porn. When most of what you view is digital, just about anyone in person isn't going to compare favorably. I have guy friend's online that are damaged similarly and while they should be doing a lot of dating and hanging out with women for their age, not to mention getting laid, instead they are SO picky that basically no woman is good enough for them. Then they wonder why they never get any. :\

You can see it in the fact that when an article is posted with just an average looking chick the whole thread is about how ugly and nasty looking she is, because she hasn't been digitally edited to be perfect. When in reality you wouldn't notice her on the street for being either remarkably attractive or ugly.

So don't expect some kind of mature opinion on beauty here :p
 
2012-06-30 07:53:32 AM
This is not a bookmark. In no way am I waiting for more pics of hot 40+ women in bikinis. Also, I definitely don't want Grable's Daughter to post more of that lovely young female. Forthwith.
 
2012-06-30 07:55:04 AM
Going by age, really? I see more teens and twenty's wearing bikini's that should not be than older women. Note to girls, just because you are young doesn't mean you look good in wearing things that show a lot of skin.
 
2012-06-30 07:55:38 AM

Coffee Snob: This is not a bookmark. In no way am I waiting for more pics of hot 40+ women in bikinis. Also, I definitely don't want Grable's Daughter to post more of that lovely young female. Forthwith.


I actually took some bikini pics in the pool earlier this week, but I can't post them on Fark since the bikini was a thong.
 
2012-06-30 07:56:13 AM

Nidiot: Personally I think men should not wear those itty bitty speedos, ever, no matter what their age. Sadly the older the guy the more inclined they seem to be to want to wear them.


Unfortunately they only look good on olympic swimmers and male models. Most of which, unfortunately, I bet don't wear speedos when they're just hanging around on the beach having fun....
 
2012-06-30 07:58:13 AM
So exactly how much does the daily fail pay drew every month? Because this is the 7th greenlit article from that site in 5 hours.
 
2012-06-30 07:59:36 AM
66 year old Helen Mirren tell The Daily Mail to ram their opinions up their chuff-pipe.



binside.typepad.com
 
2012-06-30 07:59:56 AM
I have a good friend that just turned 51 and she still looks rockin in a bikini. Just saw her on the beach in puerto rico last week. Looked better than a lot of the women who were younger with a beer belly sporting a 2-piece.

It depends on the woman and how well she maintains herself.
 
2012-06-30 08:01:51 AM

Dinki: So exactly how much does the daily fail pay drew every month? Because this is the 7th greenlit article from that site in 5 hours.


Drew and the Kardashians must own Daily Fail stock
 
2012-06-30 08:04:38 AM
Women should give up bikinis at age 39

What, they can't go nude until they're 39? I find that offensive.
 
2012-06-30 08:04:53 AM

Grables'Daughter: Wolfen067: It all depends on the woman and the bikini.

/mrs. wolfen is still rocking a bikini at 41

Yep.

My mom has a friend that's 48 I believe, and she looks fantastic in her little bikini.

/my parents have a pool


And yet we have not seen any pool pics of you...and where have you been for the last few weeks,missed ya.
BIE
EIP
if your not too overcome by all the heat lately
 
2012-06-30 08:05:09 AM
Grables'Daughter

I actually took some bikini pics in the pool earlier this week, but I can't post them on Fark since the bikini was a thong.


EIP
(smiles)
 
2012-06-30 08:06:02 AM

swangoatman: Grables'Daughter: Wolfen067: It all depends on the woman and the bikini.

/mrs. wolfen is still rocking a bikini at 41

Yep.

My mom has a friend that's 48 I believe, and she looks fantastic in her little bikini.

/my parents have a pool

And yet we have not seen any pool pics of you...and where have you been for the last few weeks,missed ya


i947.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 08:07:14 AM

Grables'Daughter: i947.photobucket.com


Eww, no trannies.
 
2012-06-30 08:09:10 AM
This thread needs more pictures for research purposes.
 
2012-06-30 08:09:15 AM
i947.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 08:10:11 AM

Honest Bender: Grables'Daughter: i947.photobucket.com

Eww, no trannies.


i1089.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 08:10:57 AM
How's about if we say women of any age, weight or ugliness wear a bikini if that is their preference, and we won't complain about fugly dweeby dudes in their swimshorts and speedos, and everyone can man up and put their eyes elsewhere if they have a genuine problem with the fact that they can't fap to that.

/pet peeve
//I know I sound fat :D
 
2012-06-30 08:13:44 AM

Honest Bender: Grables'Daughter: i947.photobucket.com

Eww, no trannies.


Sounds like someone is confusing their own tranny fetish with actual women. Grabels is definitively not a thranny.
 
2012-06-30 08:15:00 AM

great_tigers: Honest Bender: Grables'Daughter: i947.photobucket.com

Eww, no trannies.

Sounds like someone is confusing their own tranny fetish with actual women. Grabels is definitively not a thranny.


er, Grables
 
2012-06-30 08:17:31 AM
The obvious solution to this situation is the establish of regional commissions. Members would be selected like they would be for jury duty with the following requirements.

1. They have good eyesight .

2. They not be under the influence of drugs or alcohol

3. They be straight males or lesbian/bi females.

The purpose of this commission would be to keep America beautiful. To accomplish this women who wish to ear a bikini, mini skirt, belly shirt, sports bra etc in public would first have to send pictures (front, side and rear) of themselves wearing the attire to the commission. The commission would then determine if they are attractive enough to be seen by the rest of us wearing the clothing in public This would spare the public in general of the psychological trauma of seeing the fat and ugly in revealing clothing.and in general keep America looking good.

This would not apply to men because the male body is ugly in the first place and should be covered. This means no speedos or other such clothing and the only reason for a man not to wearing shirt in public is while swimming.
 
2012-06-30 08:22:42 AM

Grables'Daughter: Coffee Snob: This is not a bookmark. In no way am I waiting for more pics of hot 40+ women in bikinis. Also, I definitely don't want Grable's Daughter to post more of that lovely young female. Forthwith.

I actually took some bikini pics in the pool earlier this week, but I can't post them on Fark since the bikini was a thong.


Uh, EIP FYI. Ya know, if you've got nothing else to do.
 
2012-06-30 08:26:01 AM
Ok everyone send me $10 each or ill post pics of me in my mankini and ruin this thread mwhahahahaha :)
 
2012-06-30 08:26:24 AM

Coffee Snob: Grables'Daughter: Coffee Snob: This is not a bookmark. In no way am I waiting for more pics of hot 40+ women in bikinis. Also, I definitely don't want Grable's Daughter to post more of that lovely young female. Forthwith.

I actually took some bikini pics in the pool earlier this week, but I can't post them on Fark since the bikini was a thong.

Uh, EIP FYI. Ya know, if you've got nothing else to do.


EIP if Grables'Daughter is into that sort of thing.
 
2012-06-30 08:35:32 AM
My wife is 60 and she is still smokin hot in a bikini
 
2012-06-30 08:35:49 AM

AbiSnail: How's about if we say women of any age, weight or ugliness wear a bikini if that is their preference, and we won't complain about fugly dweeby dudes in their swimshorts and speedos, and everyone can man up and put their eyes elsewhere if they have a genuine problem with the fact that they can't fap to that.

/pet peeve
//I know I sound fat :D


I'm willing.

Then again I live in southeast MO. If I had a problem with fat people in bikinis I could never go to the water again. Or people with horrible tattoos. Or pregnant women. Or fat pregnant women in bikinis with horrible tattoos....



At least we're better than Arkansas :( .
 
2012-06-30 08:38:49 AM

Ihaveanevilparrot: Ciper: My ability to see beauty has increased/improved with age.

The average farker is pretty young and vapid. Most of them probably get their major experiences with women's bodies from viewing porn. When most of what you view is digital, just about anyone in person isn't going to compare favorably. I have guy friend's online that are damaged similarly and while they should be doing a lot of dating and hanging out with women for their age, not to mention getting laid, instead they are SO picky that basically no woman is good enough for them. Then they wonder why they never get any. :\

You can see it in the fact that when an article is posted with just an average looking chick the whole thread is about how ugly and nasty looking she is, because she hasn't been digitally edited to be perfect. When in reality you wouldn't notice her on the street for being either remarkably attractive or ugly.

So don't expect some kind of mature opinion on beauty here :p


I wonder if the ones complaining about older women in bikinis are the same ones who complain that the US is unhealthily puritanical when it comes to nudity in public and in front of children.
 
2012-06-30 08:39:26 AM

yanoosh: My wife is 60 and she is still smokin hot in a bikini


That's awesome!
 
2012-06-30 08:40:49 AM
what an under 39 woman in a bikini might look like:

i289.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-30 08:41:31 AM

EnviroDude: what an under 39 woman in a bikini might look like:

[i289.photobucket.com image 362x336]


Under?
 
2012-06-30 08:44:53 AM

Grables'Daughter: Honest Bender: Grables'Daughter: i947.photobucket.com

Eww, no trannies.

[i1089.photobucket.com image 396x386]


lol, not serious :-)
 
2012-06-30 08:48:11 AM

KrispyKritter: ...one more reason to start banging them young. enjoy them while the candy is good. all too soon the beauty of youth has vanished and the cackling shrew harpy takes its place.


i199.photobucket.com

"Can I give you some advice?"
 
2012-06-30 08:52:14 AM
Well this thread hasn't taken off very much.

It's probably because it's Saturday.
 
2012-06-30 08:54:29 AM
How you look depends on genes and environment (how you take care of yourself). You can short circuit good genes, but there's nothing you can do to undo messed up DNA. Some people, all else being equal, age better than others. It's that simple.

That said, it's been my observation that most women rule their world from 15-35 or there about. That's the way nature intended, those are a woman's child bearing years.

BTW, posting pictures of old Holly-weird women as "proof" that older women can look good is disingenuous. You'd look good too if you spent your days going to your dietician, personal trainer and plastic surgeon.
 
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