Linkster: Sorry, but shave the Chimpanzee, and make "him wear" clothes.Justice. PERIOD!/don't touch my junk Dude!
Tellingthem: You see this is why I have no guilt in eating animals. I always figured that if they could find a way of catching me they would have no problems chewing on me either.
J. Frank Parnell: Tellingthem: You see this is why I have no guilt in eating animals. I always figured that if they could find a way of catching me they would have no problems chewing on me either.Yeah, cows and deer are absolutely bloodthirsty.
Drayen: If I am remembering my nature shows correctly, if a foreign male is found within the territory of a different group, part of the attack is ripping off the testicles. That guy should send a thank you letter to Levi's.
TofuTheAlmighty: Drayen: If I am remembering my nature shows correctly, if a foreign male is found within the territory of a different group, part of the attack is ripping off the testicles. That guy should send a thank you letter to Levi's.When attacking, chimps hold on with one arm, rip at the genitals with the other, and chew the enemy's face off. If all this guy lost was some fingers and an ear, he should thank his lucky stars the apes were just toying with him.
LoneWolf343: J. Frank Parnell: Tellingthem: You see this is why I have no guilt in eating animals. I always figured that if they could find a way of catching me they would have no problems chewing on me either.Yeah, cows and deer are absolutely bloodthirsty.Deer have been known to kick people's asses for shiats and giggles.
man metaphysical: Mother nature totally made chimps beast mode they are strong as f*****k
Max Awesome: Also, Bigfoot ain't a gentle forest giant, no matter what Finding Bigfoot might have you think. They snatch hundreds of people a year in national parks, probably to eat. Especially kids.Check out Missing 411 for the whole sad bizarre story.
Pvt Joker: Maybe this happened to these chimps:A hunter in Uganda is being sought by local authorities for illegally hunting gorillas. He shoots them with a tranquilizer gun and dresses them in clown suits. So far six gorillas have been found wandering around in this condition.A Ugandan spokesman stated that this was a person with a truly sick sense of humor. They felt this was a cruel practice, since they had to tranquilize the gorillas again to take the suits off!Link
gravebayne2: i'm not so sure a chimp is all that big. biggest according to wiki is 5'6 and 150 lbs. so i suppose the ones from the story are somewhat less. but anyways, whats to keep the guy from smacking the hell out of them a few good times. most animals don't attack unless they got the advantage. i wonder how big this guy is. also noted is the fact it was two to one and it said they dragged him about half a mile.if a chimp ever attacked me i'd crap myself, scream like a girl and start slamming my fists at any part i could reach.
The sound of one hand clapping: You've probably not read much about chimps then. Although they are smaller than a big human, they are no less dangerous. Their musculature is different so they have far more strength for starters. A human of their size and weight couldn't life as much as them. Plus, they fight each other regularly so they are used to being hit a lot.A human hitting them with bare fists isn't going to do much to bother them when they are used to being hit by another chimp. Watch a fight between 2 chimps. They are very powerful and very scary. If they have decided to attack something, they wont necessarily stop cause it hits back.I think the general advice given is to play dead and hope that either the attack stops or that someone else can shoot the chimp. I'm not saying that fighting back would be stupid, just that it would probably not do you any good at all.
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