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(New York Daily News)   PETA names Jessica Chastain, Woody Harrelson sexiest vegetarian celebrities of 2012. I know who he is, but I've never seen herbivore   (nydailynews.com) divider line 55
    More: Interesting, Woody Harrelson, Jessica Chastain, human beings, Michelle Pfeiffer, animal liberation movement, Kristen Wiig, Ellen Degeneres, Carrie Underwood  
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2012-06-29 08:50:04 PM
Bravo submitter.
 
2012-06-29 09:08:48 PM
Our hats are off tofu, subby.
 
2012-06-29 09:09:11 PM
+1 whilst holding my nose and running from this thread.
 
2012-06-29 09:15:03 PM
img407.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-29 09:24:32 PM
Mmmmm......A Chastain salad.
 
2012-06-29 09:32:00 PM
Great head!

Nice job to you, too, Subby.
 
2012-06-29 09:32:37 PM
Wait... Yeah she's not hard on the eyes, but she beat out Anne Hathaway? The hell is PETA smoking over there!?
 
2012-06-29 09:33:00 PM
Well done, Subby!
 
2012-06-29 09:33:04 PM
bravo
 
2012-06-29 09:35:12 PM
This thread is on its way to having a granol' time.

/I tried
 
2012-06-29 09:40:56 PM

Apos: Mmmmm......A Chastain salad.


Tossed with a light vinaigrette
 
2012-06-29 09:41:24 PM
It's bean tofu long since we've had a gouda punkin headline.
 
2012-06-29 09:42:39 PM
Thank you, subby, for giving this otherwise attention whoring story for a dreadful money funnel of an organization a headline that actually made me grin.

Also, do women really find Woody Harrelson sexy? He seems anything but a sex symbol to me.
 
2012-06-29 09:42:59 PM
Nobody tell her how many small, cute, furry creatures die whenever those grain harvesters and soil tillers roll on through.

/crushes her world view.
 
2012-06-29 09:43:03 PM
The most unexpected funny of the day!

Thanks and bravo subby!
 
2012-06-29 09:44:15 PM
Wow. That was really good subby.
 
2012-06-29 09:44:55 PM

secularsage: Also, do women really find Woody Harrelson sexy? He seems anything but a sex symbol to me.


He's the best they have, apparently.
/small pool of candidates
 
2012-06-29 09:47:01 PM
I nominate this chick...

http://imgur.com/a/VvrqO

PNSFW
 
2012-06-29 09:47:08 PM

Vertdang: Nobody tell her how many small, cute, furry creatures die whenever those grain harvesters and soil tillers roll on through.

/crushes her world view.


Heh kind of funny, me and my mom were just talking about a similar thing. She used to work at a Apple Juice plant and you would not believe the amount of critters that got mashed up with the apples. It was all heavily filtered and tested for quality but lots of murder goes in to making apple juice.
 
2012-06-29 09:52:43 PM
BRA-VO subby.

/Oh, and fark PETA.
 
2012-06-29 09:58:15 PM
*WHISTLES*

MAGNIFICENT!!!

Great headline Subs. This is what Fark is all about. Wit and grace.
 
2012-06-29 10:01:31 PM
witty subby is witty
 
2012-06-29 10:09:16 PM
+1 headline! Would read again!
 
2012-06-29 10:11:28 PM
Jessica Chastain is hot.

I am disappointed that I was the first to say this amid all the vegetarian hate in this thread.
 
2012-06-29 10:15:09 PM

treecologist: Jessica Chastain is hot.

I am disappointed that I was the first to say this amid all the vegetarian hate in this thread.


...well, look who hasn't read the thread yet...

I don't see any vegetarian hate here...just PETA hate.
 
2012-06-29 10:16:52 PM
I'd be happy to give her "The Help" with her protein deficiency.
 
2012-06-29 10:22:37 PM

treecologist: Jessica Chastain is hot.

I am disappointed that I was the first to say this amid all the vegetarian hate in this thread.


Got a persecution complex do we?
 
2012-06-29 10:23:20 PM
NSFW

You're welcome
 
2012-06-29 10:29:03 PM
You've just been waiting to use that, haven't you subby?

Out yourself, you HOTY contender, you...

img824.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-29 10:34:57 PM
Subby should be ashamed tomato horrible pun.
 
2012-06-29 10:43:38 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

You're welcome


That's clearly a fake but I appreciate the gesture nonetheless.
 
2012-06-29 11:33:25 PM
*Golf Clap*
 
2012-06-30 12:03:36 AM
Here you go subby:

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-30 12:23:37 AM

IlGreven: treecologist: Jessica Chastain is hot.

I am disappointed that I was the first to say this amid all the vegetarian hate in this thread.

...well, look who hasn't read the thread yet...

I don't see any vegetarian hate here...just PETA hate.


Amen. All the vegetarians and the one vegan I know feel the same way.
 
2012-06-30 12:24:41 AM
Phenomenal headline.
 
2012-06-30 12:40:26 AM
Excellent pun. Be sure to relish the praise, Subby, this pun beets a lot of other vegetable puns. If you carrot all about our feelings, you'll turnip in this thread and out yourself. It's bean fun laughing at that headline...
 
2012-06-30 01:18:30 AM
sorry. I know it's already been said, but I just HAD to commend subby....
 
2012-06-30 01:53:58 AM

Sgt Oddball: You've just been waiting to use that, haven't you subby?

Out yourself, you HOTY contender, you...

[img824.imageshack.us image 386x480]


Great headline, but not a HOTY contender. If you draw a Venn diagram, a HOTY candidate needs to be in several sets. This one is witty and very punny. However, nobody was raped, murdered, molested, dismembered, eaten by a bear, or lost at sea.
 
2012-06-30 02:36:53 AM

Badafuco: The most unexpected funny of the day!

Thanks and bravo subby!

 
2012-06-30 03:19:17 AM
CSB time...

Just had to get this off my chest. I went to school with Jessica and even did a few plays with her back in the day. It is quite surreal to see her now as a "famous person". It's also weird to see her doing nudity in so many movies considering what a huge crush I used to have on her. She had the good taste and common sense to shoot me down.
 
2012-06-30 03:35:39 AM
"I don't want to torture anything," "The Help" star said of her choice. "(I)t's about trying to live a life where I'm not contributing to the cruelty in the world. ...While I am on this planet, I want everyone I meet to know that I am grateful they are here."

Oh yah? I'm broke and can't find a job. Share your wealth. Or will you saving the world again by eating a carrot?
 
2012-06-30 04:28:41 AM
Brilliant subby. Witty and clever.
 
2012-06-30 08:06:32 AM

Moonraper: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: NSFW

You're welcome

That's clearly a fake but I appreciate the gesture nonetheless.


This is not a fake (and NSFW). You're very welcome.
 
2012-06-30 08:49:32 AM

Disposable Rob: Here you go subby:

[images4.wikia.nocookie.net image 244x327]


Subby may well know who Bryce Dallas Howard is.
 
2012-06-30 09:22:45 AM
Best wordplay headline in probably forever.

./and I've been here a long time.
 
2012-06-30 10:31:32 AM
I've.
 
2012-06-30 11:25:01 AM
Isn't there a sexier male vegetarian that PETA failed to consider?

YES!

YES!

YES!

www.wrestling18.com
 
2012-06-30 12:09:30 PM

mrjared: It is quite surreal to see her now as a "famous person". It's also weird to see her doing nudity in so many movies considering what a huge crush I used to have on her.


It's a rare thing for the spank bank to develop interest.
 
2012-06-30 01:45:01 PM
I almost but not quite ROTFLOL'ed. It's been years. *happy sigh*

/good job subby
//here's an internet coupon: []
 
2012-06-30 02:01:51 PM

chapman: Isn't there a sexier male vegetarian that PETA failed to consider?


features.peta.org
 
2012-06-30 02:06:47 PM
Since when is Bill Clinton a vegetarian?
 
2012-07-01 12:35:20 AM

VTGremlin: Wow. That was really good subby.


He'll be here all week.

Try the veal.
 
2012-07-01 03:32:56 AM

sithon: Since when is Bill Clinton a vegetarian?


Bill went vegetarian after he left office and after one of the heart attacks. Also I had no idea Dinklage was a vegetairian. Makes me think he was robbed for vegetarian of the year. Harelson is alright but Dinklage wins whatever of the year through sheer awesomeness.
 
2012-07-01 01:58:57 PM
UNBEEFLIEVABLE!

+1 to you, subby!
 
2012-07-01 11:33:50 PM
That'll do subby...........that'll do.
 
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