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(Some Guy)   Toddler drinks brake fluid for the second time this year. Claims not to be an addict; says he can stop any time   (sowetanlive.co.za) divider line 38
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2012-06-29 09:33:17 PM
 
2012-06-29 09:36:13 PM
And he can stop on a dime, too

/hope he brakes the habit before he hits the skids
 
2012-06-29 11:11:57 PM
FTFA: She said at this stage they were not sure if someone gave him the fluid to drink or an accident.

How do you give someone an accident?
 
2012-06-30 12:13:34 AM
Is brake fluid something that people who are not me have laying around the house on a day-to-day basis? Is it usually under the sink, or is it more a linen closet thing?
 
2012-06-30 12:13:48 AM
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKIN'
 
2012-06-30 12:14:10 AM
Little guy needs to get to a BFA meeting, stat.

/Everyone's first meeting is awkward, kid.
 
2012-06-30 12:17:05 AM
Some kids get all the breaks.
 
Oak
2012-06-30 12:21:19 AM
Those parents are trying to kill that kid. Sadly, he was born in a very stupid jurisdiction.
 
2012-06-30 12:25:33 AM
Sad tags with funny headlines are confusing. If I laugh at a sad story with a funny headline, am I a bad person?
 
2012-06-30 12:26:14 AM
There was a rumor going round my work that some guy got addicted to that stuff and couldnt stop. Aparently he ODed on it sometime after they let him go
 
2012-06-30 12:26:33 AM
...ooohhhhhhh.....

Mambo Bananapatch: Sad tags with funny headlines are confusing. If I laugh at a sad story with a funny headline, am I a bad person?


Nope, just a Farker.
 
2012-06-30 12:27:35 AM
From the comments:
"Strong Boy, Only God decide whether you go or not, even powerfull witches can never put you down if He says No. Praise God, the boy will leave for years, the devil is a liar."

ahhaahahahah
 
2012-06-30 12:28:27 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: Sad tags with funny headlines are confusing. If I laugh at a sad story with a funny headline, am I a bad person?


People are evil. You might as well laugh.
 
2012-06-30 12:29:24 AM

Chariset: ...ooohhhhhhh.....

Mambo Bananapatch: Sad tags with funny headlines are confusing. If I laugh at a sad story with a funny headline, am I a bad person?

Nope, just a Farker.


Good, because I laughed out loud and would hate to be a bad person.
 
2012-06-30 12:30:24 AM

Nuclear Monk: Is brake fluid something that people who are not me have laying around the house on a day-to-day basis? Is it usually under the sink, or is it more a linen closet thing?


What, you mean you don't keep it in your fridge next to the apple juice?
 
2012-06-30 12:30:29 AM
You'd think after the first time the parents would make a more concerted effort to keep the kid away from brake fluid...
 
2012-06-30 12:30:37 AM
Soweto? Welcome to the mother of all Locations.

/figures
 
2012-06-30 12:32:35 AM

Fuggin Bizzy: Mambo Bananapatch: Sad tags with funny headlines are confusing. If I laugh at a sad story with a funny headline, am I a bad person?

People are evil. You might as well laugh.


CSB

Years ago I was in a laundromat, alone, and found something funny. I laughed out loud, and as I was laughing a person came into the laundromat. I didn't want them to think I was insane so I grabbed the book I brought with me and pretended I was laughing at it.

The book was The Speeches of Adolf Hitler.
 
2012-06-30 12:38:19 AM

Oak: Those parents are trying to kill that kid. Sadly, he was born in a very stupid jurisdiction.


I dunno. My older brother had to have his stomach pumped a bunch of times when he was a toddler. He couldn't taste anything for his first few years, so he drank anything that looked liquid. Stuff under the sink (got moved), weed killer (Dad left the lid loose once while he was using it), I can't remember all the other crap.

Family Services visited after the third or fourth time. >.>
 
2012-06-30 12:47:17 AM

shivashakti: You'd think after the first time the parents would make a more concerted effort to keep the kid away from brake fluid...


You really want to hang on to the kid that drinks brake fluid? Leave it out, and maybe some antifreeze as well. Cut your losses early.

It's that or a small fortune in bail.
 
2012-06-30 12:48:48 AM
Guys, what's going on in this thread.


bbsimg.ngfiles.com

/I see hot links
//Seriously, though, I do suspect the parents and hop the kid is protected now and gets better.
 
2012-06-30 12:49:47 AM

poxic: Oak: Those parents are trying to kill that kid. Sadly, he was born in a very stupid jurisdiction.

I dunno. My older brother had to have his stomach pumped a bunch of times when he was a toddler. He couldn't taste anything for his first few years, so he drank anything that looked liquid. Stuff under the sink (got moved), weed killer (Dad left the lid loose once while he was using it), I can't remember all the other crap.


Well, I for one, given this story of your own parents' irresponsibility, now completely excuse the parents in the article.
 
2012-06-30 01:00:29 AM
I couldn't imagine drinking enough brake fluid to poison myself, that is one of the most disgusting tasting fluids in a car, right up there with that animal safe antifreeze.
 
2012-06-30 01:04:02 AM
That brake fluid was farking delicious!
 
2012-06-30 01:29:12 AM
+1 subs

Great headline
 
2012-06-30 01:29:16 AM
On today's episode of TLC's My Strange Addiction....
 
2012-06-30 01:34:04 AM

Elliott1787: I couldn't imagine drinking enough brake fluid to poison myself, that is one of the most disgusting tasting fluids in a car, right up there with that animal safe antifreeze.


s260141834.onlinehome.us
 
2012-06-30 02:18:58 AM
Dumb kid probably didn't know that you have to filter it through a slice of bread before you drink it.

/brake fluid is alcohol based
 
2012-06-30 03:03:30 AM
It's delicious. You don't know what you're missing.
 
2012-06-30 03:34:38 AM
Unimpressed:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like used brake fluid
 
2012-06-30 07:45:30 AM

Canton: Nuclear Monk: Is brake fluid something that people who are not me have laying around the house on a day-to-day basis? Is it usually under the sink, or is it more a linen closet thing?

What, you mean you don't keep it in your fridge next to the apple juice?


What? Um, no. That is where you should keep the bleach and Drano. The brake fluid should be kept near the pancake syrup and motor oil. Transmission fluid fits nicely with the ice cream toppings. Organization will keep everything in a handy place to find them later.

Seriously though, I do hope this story is just a logic issue that can be taken care of with a little education for the parents. I am sick of kids being hurt on purpose.
 
2012-06-30 07:51:06 AM
"says he can stop any time"

*snort*
 
2012-06-30 07:51:27 AM
+1 subby.
 
2012-06-30 10:20:30 AM
i.imgur.com

He'll be fine.
 
2012-06-30 11:37:44 AM

Elliott1787: I couldn't imagine drinking enough brake fluid to poison myself, that is one of the most disgusting tasting fluids in a car, right up there with that animal safe antifreeze.


Meh, you just gotta run the antifreeze through a Brita filter first. Takes the edge right off.
 
2012-06-30 04:18:19 PM

SkunkWorx: Unimpressed:

1.bp.blogspot.com

/hot like used brake fluid


That's about the only scene I remember from that movie. Haven't seen it since it was in the theater.
 
2012-06-30 06:19:00 PM
Was the ATF notified?
www.synthetic-motor-oils.com
 
2012-07-01 02:50:13 AM

Mambo Bananapatch: Fuggin Bizzy: Mambo Bananapatch: Sad tags with funny headlines are confusing. If I laugh at a sad story with a funny headline, am I a bad person?

People are evil. You might as well laugh.

CSB

Years ago I was in a laundromat, alone, and found something funny. I laughed out loud, and as I was laughing a person came into the laundromat. I didn't want them to think I was insane so I grabbed the book I brought with me and pretended I was laughing at it.

The book was The Speeches of Adolf Hitler.


i50.tinypic.com
 
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