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(Sun Sentinel)   Couple leaves cell phone full of child porn in Walmart shopping cart. Judging by the mugshots: He looks guilty, but I think she looked the other way   (weblogs.sun-sentinel.com) divider line 65
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2012-06-29 08:34:23 PM
Brilliant, subby!
 
2012-06-29 08:41:39 PM
She would do anything for love...
i.imgur.com
But she won't do that.
 
2012-06-29 08:52:15 PM
She looks like fat Pete Steele.
 
2012-06-29 09:18:24 PM
WHAT'RE YOU LOOKIN' AT?

/seriously... wtf is she looking at?
//I guess it depends on which eye
 
2012-06-29 09:30:35 PM
ok i lol'd.

SilentStrider: She looks like fat Pete Steele.


Now I have to pee.
 
2012-06-29 09:59:16 PM
Wtf is with the comments section?
 
2012-06-29 10:33:22 PM
I think she sees someone behind me and to the right.
 
2012-06-29 11:02:23 PM
Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.
 
2012-06-29 11:28:47 PM
weblogs.sun-sentinel.com

www.cadeogame.com.br

Am I the only one who sees it?
 
2012-06-29 11:29:56 PM
weblogs.sun-sentinel.combackseatcuddler.com
 
2012-06-29 11:59:58 PM
I see what you did subs.
 
2012-06-30 12:31:39 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.


Great headline, but yeah, these two have forfeited their place in the human race.
 
2012-06-30 12:31:41 AM

AbbeySomeone: I see what you did subs.


She doesn't. Well, not with both eyes anyway.
 
2012-06-30 12:32:42 AM

haemaker:


You leave John C. Reilly out of this. He is cool as the other side of the pillow.
 
2012-06-30 12:36:17 AM

sgnilward: Wtf is with the comments section?


Appears that a terrible stand-up comedian wandered in there. Someone should introduce him to Fark. He'll be right at home.
 
2012-06-30 12:38:43 AM
weblogs.sun-sentinel.com

Ozzy looks like shiat.

/Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind left my phone full of kiddy porn at the Walmart
 
2012-06-30 12:41:23 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.


Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vultures.

A bullet to the head would be quicker, but these sick farks don't deserve any mercy.
 
2012-06-30 12:44:37 AM
I'm gonna play devil's advocate and say that these two were sexually abused during childhood. And that truly sucks.

I'm also going to play innocent 4 year old girl's advocate and say that there's no reason these two should be left hanging about in the world. Sexual assault is their life, it seems. Without it, what do they have? Prison life will be worse than death for them. Why be cruel?
 
2012-06-30 12:45:05 AM

Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vulture.


What, no injecting them with iron filings and feeding them an iron filing colloidal cocktail, then giving them a free MRI scan?
 
2012-06-30 12:46:20 AM

Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vultures.

A bullet to the head would be quicker, but these sick farks don't deserve any mercy.


Your torture porn says more about you than it does about these two.
 
2012-06-30 12:48:02 AM

COMALite J: Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vulture.

What, no injecting them with iron filings and feeding them an iron filing colloidal cocktail, then giving them a free MRI scan?


Why do all that when you can just run them over with Daewoo Lanos?
 
2012-06-30 12:51:14 AM

titwrench: haemaker:

You leave John C. Reilly out of this. He is cool as the other side of the pillow.


obviously you've never witnessed "Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule". i would have respected him more if he was a man whore.
 
2012-06-30 12:56:11 AM
i.imgur.com

I don't believe she could see her way clear to turn him in, but that's just my cockeyed opinion.

i.imgur.com

Agrees.
 
2012-06-30 01:02:21 AM

KrispyKritter: titwrench: haemaker:

You leave John C. Reilly out of this. He is cool as the other side of the pillow.

obviously you've never witnessed "Check It Out! with Dr. Steve Brule". i would have respected him more if he was a man whore.


He has been playing music with a friend of mine so I have got to hang with him a few times. The guy is chill as shiat and treats his fame like a kid with a cool toy. He knows it could break but he is still going to play with it. Check out his folk stuff and if you have the chance see him play. Please don't yell Dewey Cox though that is a lame move. I like his Dr. Steve Brule shtick too.
 
2012-06-30 01:04:49 AM
Nicely done,subby.

He bears an unfortunate resemblance to Robbie Coltrane.

/Say it ain't so,Hagrid!
 
2012-06-30 01:09:48 AM

COMALite J: Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vulture.

What, no injecting them with iron filings and feeding them an iron filing colloidal cocktail, then giving them a free MRI scan?




jamesaconrad.com
 
2012-06-30 01:25:37 AM
"...looked the other way..."

*chuckle*
 
2012-06-30 01:30:20 AM

bugmn99: Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vultures.

A bullet to the head would be quicker, but these sick farks don't deserve any mercy.

Your torture porn says more about you than it does about these two.


Something about these kinds of people bring it out of me. Otherwise I'm a nice guy.
 
2012-06-30 01:45:17 AM
I see what you did there, subby

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-06-30 01:55:18 AM

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: COMALite J: Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vulture.

What, no injecting them with iron filings and feeding them an iron filing colloidal cocktail, then giving them a free MRI scan?

Why do all that when you can just run them over with Daewoo Lanos?


I think running them over with a garden weasel would suffice.
www.organic-foodgardening.com
 
2012-06-30 02:30:40 AM

sgnilward: Wtf is with the comments section?


It's one drunk guy, I thought it was brilliant.
 
2012-06-30 02:51:46 AM
Now that's a gruesome twosome!
 
2012-06-30 03:19:52 AM
So I guess the whole time they were together,

she was seeing someone else...
 
2012-06-30 03:38:20 AM

Whatthefark: Benevolent Misanthrope: Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

Kill them both. Jesus Farking Kreist. Kill them. Now.

Slowly...very slowly. Start by pulling out their toenails and fingernails. Then use a Dewalt angle grinder with a rusty wire cup brush attached to it to scrub off their skin. Roll them in rock salt, then rinse them with elk urine and shove them into a fire ant colony. After a couple of hours, drag them out and give them the old school Breaking Wheel punishment. Them leave them for the vultures.

A bullet to the head would be quicker, but these sick farks don't deserve any mercy.


Ideally, someone should force them to experience the same shame and pain and rage that that poor four-year old's parents felt.

Do they have any kids?
 
2012-06-30 03:38:33 AM
A+ subby, that was freaking hilarious

Poppa Zit - I hate you because I was going to make that joke.
 
2012-06-30 03:45:51 AM
Lower down on the page I found this in the 'Latest Mugs in the News' section:


www.sun-sentinel.com


Defendant: Traci Batcher 34

Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.
 
2012-06-30 03:57:09 AM
First thing I thought of...

http://i.imgur.com/zYHNr.gif
 
2012-06-30 04:07:44 AM

Flying Lasagna Monster: Lower down on the page I found this in the 'Latest Mugs in the News' section:


[www.sun-sentinel.com image 270x325]


Defendant: Traci Batcher 34

Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.


What is her FARK handle?

Yes,I would-under the right conditions. So would you!
 
2012-06-30 06:14:33 AM

SilentStrider: She looks like fat Pete Steele.


How dare you, sir.
 
2012-06-30 06:18:22 AM

Flying Lasagna Monster: Lower down on the page I found this in the 'Latest Mugs in the News' section:





Defendant: Traci Batcher 34

Traci Batcher alledgedly drank a few drinks at the Thirsty Turtle Bar in Sarasota, then entered the mens' room before deciding to come out of her shell by shedding her clothes and returned to the bar stark naked.


The stitches really make this a mug for the ages.
 
2012-06-30 06:21:56 AM
If I was building a statistical model to predict the probability that someone is a kiddie diddler, you better know that "shops at Walmart" is going to be one of my independent variables.
 
2012-06-30 07:52:28 AM
Check the comments on the link. Who is Ron Wilson and what is his Fark handle? It sounds like a few Farkers.
 
2012-06-30 08:03:51 AM
umm i actually see the opposite in the mugshots. what's the deal here make all women seem without flaws so one will marry you cause you always look the other way. no that's not how it does. you gotta treat them equal and say things as you see them.
 
2012-06-30 08:53:13 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: umm i actually see the opposite in the mugshots. what's the deal here make all women seem without flaws so one will marry you cause you always look the other way. no that's not how it does. you gotta treat them equal and say things as you see them.


She definitely seems to be looking the other way to me. Actually I can't tell what she's looking at.
 
2012-06-30 09:28:33 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

OH, HAI GUYZ! WUTS GOIN' ON IN THIS THREAD?
 
2012-06-30 10:00:41 AM
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2012-06-30 10:29:21 AM
So I guess the whole time they were together,

she was seeing someone else...

BBWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2012-06-30 10:31:22 AM
You are onyour game today, subby. Good Job

/obligatory golf clap
//encore, encore
 
2012-06-30 10:42:42 AM
First, the accused are innocent until proven guilty. However revolting and disgusting the crime they're charged with is.

You'll want people to keep this in mind when your wife calls the cops on you with that charge and then files for divorce, aiming for a nice big paycheck and some good hard payback for that stripper her BFF saw you with. I've heard & read about such false accusations happening pretty often -- more often than I see reports of kiddy porn on lost cell phones.

After they're tried and found guilty, if they are found guilty, then you groom them with a sharpened garden weasel. I.e,. put those pitchforks down, morons.

Second, I honestly don't understand how anybody can find toddlers sexually arousing. However it's one of the things I can easily go to my grave without needing to know.
 
2012-06-30 10:50:08 AM
What the hell? How does a guy even tell his wife that he's into kiddie diddling, or bestiality, or necrophilia?

I can barely ask Ms. Chapman for something even slightly off-menu without incredulous stares. I can only assume she walked in on him masturbating to episodes of Lazy Town.
 
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