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(Gothamist)   The 10 best hot dogs in New York, and therefore the world   (gothamist.com ) divider line
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2012-06-30 12:42:04 AM  
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Darth_Lukecash: Putting ketchup on a dog is only acceptable if you are younger than 12.


Or ok if you're not a retard that looks for social clues for validation of everything you do. If someone wants to put ketchup on their dog, who the hell are you to decide if it is "acceptable" or not?

Oh, and the list should have put Japadog first.
2012-06-30 12:34:27 AM  
1 vote:
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Worst hot dogs ever.

/Will never forget the diarrhea of Ann's franks
2012-06-30 12:26:27 AM  
1 vote:

HairBolus: FirstNationalBastard: Let's get this out of the way early...

It's okay to put ketchup on Hot Dogs.

Hot Dogs are just the scraps of meat that couldn't be used anywhere else. They are not a delicacy. Putting ketchup on ground up hog lips and anuses infused with bug parts is not a bad thing.

Also, hot dogs are children's food. They are made out of meat mush and so easy to chew that even a 2 year old can manage it. Ketchup is also children's food because kid's taste-buds are so uneducated that they only know to respond to the sugar in ketchup.

Most all restaurants don't serve hotdogs - that is unless they are trying to be "family friendly" in which case you can find hotdogs in the children's menu.

Sure, an adult can gussy up a bland dog with sharp tastes such as mustard and raw onions and pretend that they are not eating kid's food. That is what I do when I go to a ball park and beer makes me childish enough to eat a dog. I haven't eaten a dog outside of a ball park for at least the last 20 years.


Someone has their sassy pants on.
2012-06-30 12:04:24 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Let's get this out of the way early...

It's okay to put ketchup on Hot Dogs.

Hot Dogs are just the scraps of meat that couldn't be used anywhere else. They are not a delicacy. Putting ketchup on ground up hog lips and anuses infused with bug parts is not a bad thing.

/fark mustard.


You don't deserve a hot dog, you asshole.
2012-06-29 11:33:52 PM  
1 vote:
I am from New York,live San diego now for 26 years .Back in the '80's
my uncle had a hot dog stand he parked in front of a furniture store in
clairmont mesa. I would hang with him and shoot the shet. One day this
Japanese couple show up with the biggest friggin brat i have ever seen..
Well there off to the back,Uncle Joe is asking the spoiled brat"So you
want mustard on that ya little bastard.".he didn't seem fazed being called
a little bastard

/kid was like 12

//laughed my ass off

/// love ya uncle joe
2012-06-29 11:29:55 PM  
1 vote:
Loves me a good hotdog. Had 'em in NYC, Balto, Philly, Chicago, and tons of ballparks.

But in my opinion, nothing beats Dirty Franks in Columbus, Ohio. It's as if 6 pound 3 ounce baby Jesus made them himself.
2012-06-29 11:21:44 PM  
1 vote:
My wife and I had the pleasure of visiting NYC for the first time in March. We were really looking forward to the dogs... Tried Gray's Papaya - it was farking vile. Street dogs were better. Hell, COSTCO dogs are better.
2012-06-29 11:18:05 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Let's get this out of the way early...

It's okay to put ketchup on Hot Dogs.


Maybe in China, you pinko commie.

But here is America, ketchup is for Freedom FriesTM only.


/These colors don't run
 
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