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(New York Daily News)   Man has something wiggling in his eye from eating raw food, a 5 inch live worm to be exact   (india.nydailynews.com ) divider line
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2012-06-29 08:46:47 PM  
Witnesses say the worm rolled up into a metallic little pillbug shape, then used lamprey-like teeth to escape from its glass jar when nobody was watching.
 
2012-06-29 09:14:42 PM  
Free eye-Protein.

;)
 
2012-06-29 09:17:17 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Witnesses say the worm rolled up into a metallic little pillbug shape, then used lamprey-like teeth to escape from its glass jar when nobody was watching.


I wonder if the guy could see the little bugger munching.
 
2012-06-29 09:20:19 PM  
Uh oh... Get the flamethrower...
 
2012-06-29 09:20:30 PM  
And yet, he didn't bother to tell anyone before going back into the engineers' ruins. Least of all the girl he had just had consensual space-sex with...
 
2012-06-29 09:21:37 PM  
When Dr V. Seetharaman examined 75-year-old patient P.K. Krishnamurthy at Mumbai's Fortis Hospital

Those aren't names, they're bad Scrabble hands.
 
2012-06-29 09:21:48 PM  
Could have been worse..could have been a bot fly larvae on the head of his johnson.
 
2012-06-29 09:25:36 PM  
Because why would I need to sleep anytime this week, anyway?
 
2012-06-29 09:27:51 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Witnesses say the worm rolled up into a metallic little pillbug shape, then used lamprey-like teeth to escape from its glass jar when nobody was watching.


No, it was drinking the goo smeared on the inside of the glass is how it got into his eye later.
 
2012-06-29 09:28:28 PM  
 
2012-06-29 09:28:46 PM  
Imagine this comment as a blood-curdling scream.
 
2012-06-29 09:29:15 PM  

Isildur: Because why would I need to sleep anytime this week, anyway?


Holy crap. That story was worse then the time I said red rum at crystal lake on Halloween.
 
2012-06-29 09:33:05 PM  
Eeeeeeek! Gross!!!
 
2012-06-29 09:35:17 PM  
Well that's good for a case of the heebie jeebies for the rest of the week. o_O
 
2012-06-29 09:37:13 PM  
Was he the dude from Prometheus?
 
2012-06-29 09:45:13 PM  
Oh, my god. I can't even...so creepy.
 
2012-06-29 09:48:00 PM  
I've had an eye tic the last 24 hours so not enjoying this story.
 
2012-06-29 09:48:12 PM  
So I'm not the only one who watches falling skies?
 
2012-06-29 09:52:03 PM  
For a moment I though Seetharaman Narayanan gave up Photoshop development and started practicing medicine.
 
2012-06-29 09:54:58 PM  

Skyred: So I'm not the only one who watches falling skies?


No. I thought of Mr. ER and the worm too.
 
2012-06-29 09:58:33 PM  

BafflerMeal: And yet, he didn't bother to tell anyone before going back into the engineers' ruins. Least of all the girl he had just had consensual space-sex with...


Those two acted so completely stupid that entire movie.
 
2012-06-29 10:00:28 PM  
See, this is what happens when you take a dip in a river in India and open your eyes. I mean, eventually all the half-burnt corpses are going to become angry.
 
2012-06-29 10:00:53 PM  
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!

/ leaving disappoint
 
2012-06-29 10:09:38 PM  
Worm in head! Worm in head!
 
2012-06-29 10:15:59 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: Worm in head! Worm in head!


Earwig.
 
2012-06-29 10:39:22 PM  
From the headline, I thought the guy ate the 5 inch worm. Boy,was my wife ever worried.
 
2012-06-29 10:56:01 PM  
This was the very first House episode I saw. The one with the autistic kid who ate cat poop from the sandbox and got eye worms. I was so afraid that at the end it was going to be some weird day dream he had while staring at a snowglobe.
 
2012-06-29 10:56:19 PM  
Scuse me, I gotta go throw up now...
 
2012-06-29 10:57:58 PM  
I wonder if the worms eat protein floaters inside your eyeball. Right now my right eye looks like a farking snow globe inside.
 
2012-06-29 11:00:16 PM  

kmoser: Was he the dude from Prometheus?


Beat me to it.
 
2012-06-29 11:12:57 PM  
Who among us hasn't had at least one parasite crawling around inside us this week?
 
2012-06-29 11:13:52 PM  

Apos: kmoser: Was he the dude from Prometheus?

Beat me to it.


Could have been a larval...

images.wikia.com

/hot
//since the Prometheus references are well in hand I'll go with the Classic.
///was "The Thing" wormy?
 
2012-06-29 11:22:13 PM  

Benjamin Orr: Who among us hasn't had at least one parasite crawling around inside us this week?


Well, sure, with the new paleo-parasite diet craze
 
2012-06-29 11:26:26 PM  

SwiftFox: Benjamin Orr: Who among us hasn't had at least one parasite crawling around inside us this week?

Well, sure, with the new paleo-parasite diet craze


South Bronx Paradise!! /it's South Bronx ParaSITE!
 
2012-06-29 11:45:45 PM  
img1.fark.net
 
2012-06-29 11:47:31 PM  
Isn't Qagh best served live and writhing?

www.geocities.ws
 
2012-06-30 12:02:41 AM  

Artemus_Hackwell: Apos: kmoser: Was he the dude from Prometheus?

Beat me to it.

Could have been a larval...

[images.wikia.com image 640x362]

/hot
//since the Prometheus references are well in hand I'll go with the Classic.
///was "The Thing" wormy?



Too chimeric to tell.
 
2012-06-30 12:53:24 AM  
Facts are fun, kids!

This is actually quite common in developing countries, mostly in Africa. This was not a true "worm," but technically a nematode. Millions of people are infected by this and other parasitic nenatides. Therefore I'm not sure why this is "news"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onchocerciasis
 
2012-06-30 01:24:01 AM  
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Approves!
 
2012-06-30 02:32:02 AM  

tzzhc4: Qagh


is that klingon delicacy masturbating?
 
2012-06-30 02:40:59 AM  
Barf.

My current favourite meal is tuna and salmon sashimi.

Maybe I should rethink my diet.
 
2012-06-30 03:44:52 AM  
Done a lot of work for third-world charities. (Or "broke-ass poor-as-shiat countries if someone wants to bicker over the proper definition of third world these days.) Most likely this was caused by walking around barefoot in water, most likely after a hard rain.

Seriously guys, in America we take having shoes for granted. In the third world, it's the difference between losing a couple dozen IQ points or not.
 
2012-06-30 03:50:57 AM  

Indubitably: Optimal_Illusion: Worm in head! Worm in head!

Earwig.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-30 06:17:42 AM  
Now google "bot fly eye."
 
2012-06-30 07:26:35 AM  
Please don't let it be in Ohio...

Whew!
 
2012-06-30 08:35:35 AM  
mimg.ugo.com

/Hot like ice worms
 
2012-07-02 06:40:38 PM  

Isildur: Indubitably: Optimal_Illusion: Worm in head! Worm in head!

Earwig.

[i.imgur.com image 364x294]


Sinistar approves?

;)
 
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