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2012-06-29 05:31:59 PM
*clicks link*

Headline: Octomom Interview: Nadya Suleman Talks About 'Home Alone' Porn And Masturbation (PHOTOS)

*closes tab*
 
2012-06-29 05:41:35 PM
i.huffpost.com

Not bad.
 
2012-06-29 05:44:17 PM
'the' octomom, subby? Really?

/she's amazing and I'll be in my bunk
 
2012-06-29 05:48:39 PM
"No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.
 
2012-06-29 05:48:48 PM

Sargun: [i.huffpost.com image 640x465]

Not bad.


Airbrushed to hell and gone. Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.
 
2012-06-29 05:51:33 PM
Disturbing. Again.
 
2012-06-29 05:52:46 PM
She only masturbates?.

/Well, she still has dick-sucking lips
//I feel so bad
 
2012-06-29 05:54:03 PM

valar_morghulis: Airbrushed to hell and gone. Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.


NSFW NADYA LOOKING BEAUTIFUL -->

/enjoy your crow
 
2012-06-29 05:54:19 PM

j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.


Canada.
 
2012-06-29 05:54:54 PM
The only thing more disturbing than this story is the fact that subby must have read a large portion of it of his/her own volition before even reaching the ACA part.
 
2012-06-29 05:55:12 PM

CygnusDarius: She only masturbates?.


She didn't (she does now) but she was raised catholic...

/f*cks with your head, man
 
2012-06-29 05:55:56 PM

CygnusDarius: j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.

Canada. Every 1st world nation on Earf, except USA#!LOLZ!!!


Enhanced that for you....
 
2012-06-29 05:56:23 PM
Octomom and the Huffington Post......I'll pass.
 
2012-06-29 05:56:54 PM

valar_morghulis: Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.


C-section for the birth, and IVF for the pregnancy. Nothing has even touched her vagina...
 
2012-06-29 05:57:45 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: valar_morghulis: Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.

C-section for the birth, and IVF for the pregnancy. Nothing has even touched her vagina...


Yep. She claims to be a virgin in the past. Curious if she even uses a dildo for those masturbation videos.
 
2012-06-29 05:58:11 PM

urban.derelict: valar_morghulis: Airbrushed to hell and gone. Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.

NSFW NADYA LOOKING BEAUTIFUL -->

/enjoy your crow


I'd rather eat crow than that Laguardia runway. ;)
 
2012-06-29 05:58:42 PM

urban.derelict: CygnusDarius: She only masturbates?.

She didn't (she does now) but she was raised catholic...

/f*cks with your head, man


Which one?.
 
2012-06-29 05:59:15 PM

Sin_City_Superhero: valar_morghulis: Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.

C-section for the birth, and IVF for the pregnancy. Nothing has even touched her vagina...


Oh, really? I'm totally misinformed.

Will thoughtfully reconsider her vagina.
 
2012-06-29 06:00:39 PM

Rent Party: CygnusDarius: j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.

Canada. Every 1st world nation on Earf, except USA#!LOLZ!!!

Enhanced that for you....


Well, I'm looking at France (who apparently have the best healthcare in the world), and this bit interested me:

Most general physicians are in private practice but draw their income from the public insurance funds. These funds, unlike their German counterparts, have never gained self-management responsibility. Instead, the government has taken responsibility for the financial and operational management of health insurance (by setting premium levels related to income and determining the prices of goods and services refunded). The French National Health Service generally refunds patients 70% of most health care costs, and 100% in case of costly or long-term ailments. Supplemental coverage may be bought from private insurers, most of them nonprofit, mutual insurers. Until recently, coverage was restricted to those who contributed to social security (generally, workers or retirees), excluding some poor segments of the population; the government of Lionel Jospin put into place "universal health coverage" and extended the coverage to all those legally resident in France. Only about 3.7% of hospital treatment costs are reimbursed through private insurance, but a much higher share of the cost of spectacles and prostheses (21.9%), drugs (18.6%) and dental care (35.9%) (Figures from the year 2000). There are public hospitals, non-profit independent hospitals (which are linked to the public system), as well as private for-profit hospitals.
 
jvl
2012-06-29 06:00:56 PM
FTFA: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said. "It's imparative and a very important law -- like the driver's license. A lot will change with me. I'm spending up to $2,000 a month on health care."

Translation "I like Obama therefore Health Care Reform will do everything I wish it could do for me without costing a penny or requiring me to accept any responsibility. I even get a pony!"
 
2012-06-29 06:02:54 PM
"This was a very different situation for me. I've been celibate for 13 years and avoiding my own sexuality."

/Ya, we wanted to avoid your sexuality as well. But look at where we are now.
 
2012-06-29 06:03:02 PM

jvl: FTFA: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said. "It's imparative and a very important law -- like the driver's license. A lot will change with me. I'm spending up to $2,000 a month on health care."

Translation "I like Obama therefore Health Care Reform will do everything I wish it could do for me without costing a penny or requiring me to accept any responsibility. I even get a pony!"


Bronies/furries/zoophiles of the country, rejoice!.
 
2012-06-29 06:04:07 PM
Goes to show you the power of photoshop!!!
 
2012-06-29 06:04:38 PM

urban.derelict: valar_morghulis: Airbrushed to hell and gone. Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.

NSFW NADYA LOOKING BEAUTIFUL -->

/enjoy your crow


Amazing what they can do with Bondo and Rustoleum.

/enjoy your cambot
 
2012-06-29 06:07:12 PM
what would be a bigger crime, watching this woman go her whole life a virgin. or first degree rape of her virgin CAT
 
2012-06-29 06:07:16 PM

valar_morghulis: Sargun: [i.huffpost.com image 640x465]

Not bad.

Airbrushed to hell and gone. Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.


Well that French dip sandwich I had for lunch just about did an encore.
 
2012-06-29 06:07:48 PM
I'd do the old Bugs Bunny Dive into a glass of water trick to her
 
2012-06-29 06:08:02 PM

Sargun: [i.huffpost.com image 640x465]

Not bad.


Probably actually looks better without all the makeup and ostentatious jewelry.
 
2012-06-29 06:08:36 PM

CygnusDarius: Rent Party: CygnusDarius: j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.

Canada. Every 1st world nation on Earf, except USA#!LOLZ!!!

Enhanced that for you....

Well, I'm looking at France (who apparently have the best healthcare in the world), and this bit interested me:

Most general physicians are in private practice but draw their income from the public insurance funds. These funds, unlike their German counterparts, have never gained self-management responsibility. Instead, the government has taken responsibility for the financial and operational management of health insurance (by setting premium levels related to income and determining the prices of goods and services refunded). The French National Health Service generally refunds patients 70% of most health care costs, and 100% in case of costly or long-term ailments. Supplemental coverage may be bought from private insurers, most of them nonprofit, mutual insurers. Until recently, coverage was restricted to those who contributed to social security (generally, workers or retirees), excluding some poor segments of the population; the government of Lionel Jospin put into place "universal health coverage" and extended the coverage to all those legally resident in France. Only about 3.7% of hospital treatment costs are reimbursed through private insurance, but a much higher share of the cost of spectacles and prostheses (21.9%), drugs (18.6%) and dental care (35.9%) (Figures from the year 2000). There are public hospitals, non-profit independent hospitals (which are linked to the public system), as well as private for-profit hospitals.


We've had Canadian doctors who went to the states supposedly because they "could rake in the dough" and came back to Canada to practice. Why? Because they absolutely hated having to chase down their patients for money, or having to deal with thoroughly sleazy credit bureaus. Not to mention the insurance paperwork, different for every company. Kinda takes away from what their job was supposed to be.
 
2012-06-29 06:09:52 PM
www.ee0r.com

Her face is the stuff of nightmares. In photographs, her body doesn't look too bad, but I imagine the vadge hangs down like the tendrils of a Portuguese Man'o'War.
 
2012-06-29 06:11:56 PM

Rent Party: CygnusDarius: j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.

Canada. Every 1st world nation on Earf, except USA#!LOLZ!!!

Enhanced that for you....


Doctors don't work for free even in socialized medicine. Now octotard is at an income level where she will probably pay little to no premiums under the new health care law. Of course, you can expect higher premiums to cover her brood.
 
2012-06-29 06:13:27 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: We've had Canadian doctors who went to the states supposedly because they "could rake in the dough" and came back to Canada to practice. Why? Because they absolutely hated having to chase down their patients for money, or having to deal with thoroughly sleazy credit bureaus. Not to mention the insurance paperwork, different for every company. Kinda takes away from what their job was supposed to be.


We've had American/Spanish construction companies to offer public projects in Mexico for similar reasons. There's always gonna be sleazy people out there, doesn't mean you have to comply.
 
2012-06-29 06:15:36 PM
Great, a clown car gives her opinion on politics. Next I'll get my financial info from Herbie the Love Bug.
 
2012-06-29 06:17:17 PM

skinink: Great, a clown car gives her opinion on politics. Next I'll get my financial info from Herbie the Love Bug.


Fox News has been doing it for a while, don't diss their bizz.
 
2012-06-29 06:18:02 PM

Meatybrain: Amazing what they can do with Bondo and Rustoleum.

/enjoy your cambot


the woman has had 16 kids, and look at her body.

/now look at the duggars
//now back at nadya
 
2012-06-29 06:19:31 PM

urban.derelict: Meatybrain: Amazing what they can do with Bondo and Rustoleum.

/enjoy your cambot

the woman has had 16 kids, and look at her body.

/now look at the duggars
//now back at nadya


suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com
 
2012-06-29 06:21:42 PM

valar_morghulis: Oh, really? I'm totally misinformed.

Will thoughtfully reconsider her vagina.


I wouldn't reconsider it. The woman is just too high risk. What if you accidentally knocked her up? Double fist her down below then insert your penis in her mouth only, that's my motto.
 
2012-06-29 06:26:38 PM

Satanic_Hamster: valar_morghulis: Oh, really? I'm totally misinformed.

Will thoughtfully reconsider her vagina.

I wouldn't reconsider it. The woman is just too high risk. What if you accidentally knocked her up? Double fist her down below then insert your penis in her mouth only, that's my motto.


Knowing her freakish fertility, I'd somehow inseminate her mouth.
 
2012-06-29 06:31:37 PM
What's the fuzz with this octomom? Seriously, I mean you can't even tell she's an octomom just by looking at her.
 
2012-06-29 06:40:07 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Rent Party: CygnusDarius: j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.

Canada. Every 1st world nation on Earf, except USA#!LOLZ!!!

Enhanced that for you....

Doctors don't work for free even in socialized medicine. Now octotard is at an income level where she will probably pay little to no premiums under the new health care law. Of course, you can expect higher premiums to cover her brood.


So socialized medicine is better.
 
2012-06-29 06:40:40 PM
Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!
 
2012-06-29 06:41:02 PM

valar_morghulis: Satanic_Hamster: valar_morghulis: Oh, really? I'm totally misinformed.

Will thoughtfully reconsider her vagina.

I wouldn't reconsider it. The woman is just too high risk. What if you accidentally knocked her up? Double fist her down below then insert your penis in her mouth only, that's my motto.

Knowing her freakish fertility, I'd somehow inseminate her mouth.


"Freakish fertility..." you do know she was implanted with eight embryos, right?
 
2012-06-29 06:41:59 PM

23FPB23: Man, I bet after having all those kids, her vagina is HUGE!


Why?
 
2012-06-29 06:44:20 PM
Since she had the C-section and did not have all 8 come out of the tunnel, no throwing the hotdog down the hallway.

She does have nice ta-tas and dyck sucking lips...just that anoying voice like the hooker in The Man With Two Brains ("Duke of Oil")

www.reactionface.info
 
2012-06-29 06:46:50 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Sin_City_Superhero: valar_morghulis: Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.

C-section for the birth, and IVF for the pregnancy. Nothing has even touched her vagina...

Yep. She claims to be a virgin in the past. Curious if she even uses a dildo for those masturbation videos.


She uses her fingers and a small vibe/dildo. She actually has a surprisingly tight pussy.
 
2012-06-29 06:47:04 PM
HELLO IN THERE

HELLO IN THERE

HELLO IN THERE
 
2012-06-29 06:47:13 PM

CygnusDarius: j__z: "No one should pay a dollar for health care," she said.

Those darn doctors and nurses with their need to eat and have shelter. They should totally work for free.

Canada.


They're paid by taxes, which everyone pays.
 
2012-06-29 06:48:29 PM
Ms. TOOBs! *oo* *oo* *oobs*...

;)
 
2012-06-29 06:51:15 PM

urban.derelict: Meatybrain: Amazing what they can do with Bondo and Rustoleum.

/enjoy your cambot

the woman has had 16 kids, and look at her body.

/now look at the duggars
//now back at nadya


Yeah, her body is way better than Michelle's, chop her head off and she's a 10........... but Michelle had to fart those out the old fashioned way, Nadya had science helping her. In the end, it's a wash between two women doing their part to overpopulate an already crowded planet.

/Michelle's voice is better than Nadya's. Michelle sounds sweet and innocent, even though her picture truly is next to the definition of 'cum dumpster' in the dictionary. Nadya sounds like Janice from Seinfeld (the worst blend of froggy and nasal).
 
2012-06-29 06:52:24 PM

urban.derelict: valar_morghulis: Airbrushed to hell and gone. Her vagina must look like an exploded eggplant dipped in au jus.

NSFW NADYA LOOKING BEAUTIFUL -->

/enjoy your crow


It probably takes less time to airbrush a van...
 
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