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2012-06-29 02:23:12 PM
LOL, good one subby.
 
2012-06-29 02:23:14 PM
+1
 
2012-06-29 02:23:28 PM
Katie is free again - but at what cost?
 
2012-06-29 02:23:30 PM
I am horribly shocked by this
 
2012-06-29 02:23:31 PM
Too many massage parties at Travolta's house...
 
2012-06-29 02:24:10 PM
Awesome, smitty.
 
2012-06-29 02:24:13 PM
I don't get the beard reference...
 
2012-06-29 02:24:15 PM
I snerk'd. Bravo, subby.
 
2012-06-29 02:24:26 PM
I was waiting for this. Even predicted the headline correctly..
OK, commence celebrating.
As a het female, this does not help me in the slightest.
 
2012-06-29 02:24:31 PM
Counseling by Xenu can save them.
 
2012-06-29 02:24:37 PM
First John Travolta, now Tom Cruise, Xenu is going to be very displeased, quick feed him more money before he damages our thetans!
 
2012-06-29 02:24:39 PM
Finally Chris Klein can see his kid?
 
2012-06-29 02:24:43 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: Katie is free again - but at what cost?


How long until all of Clearwater hunts her down and forces her back to SeaOrg (or whatever it's called)?
 
2012-06-29 02:24:46 PM
Hummm, 1st Travolta's in the news and Tom's back on the market. I wonder........

//Oh +1 to you subby
 
2012-06-29 02:24:47 PM
I thought my headline might have gotten me one:

Dudes, Katie Holmes is going back on the market. Gay dudes, so is Tom Cruise
 
2012-06-29 02:24:52 PM
Great headline. Would lol again.

+1
 
2012-06-29 02:25:01 PM
Wonder if she'll have to give up Suri like Nicole had to give up her kids (I know she sees them sometimes but Tom has primary custody-I think she had to give him that to be able to leave)
 
2012-06-29 02:25:05 PM
As I wrote on FB, I think Rock of Ages was the last straw for Katie. Tom didn't just come out of the closet, he broke a land speed record.
 
2012-06-29 02:25:07 PM
So, I don't get the "beard" meme. Anyone help a lurker out?
 
2012-06-29 02:25:14 PM
But will she be able to divorce herself from the cult as well?
 
2012-06-29 02:25:27 PM
That was unexpected.
 
2012-06-29 02:25:30 PM
It's a sad, sad day. I was sure their love would last forever.
 
2012-06-29 02:25:47 PM
But *she* filed for divorce. So it's more that Tom Cruise's beard "fell off" or "left" or "filed for divorce" rather than Tom actually doing anything, right?

/I know, welcome to fark.jpg
 
2012-06-29 02:25:55 PM

Silly Jesus: I don't get the beard reference...


A beard is a person that dates or marries a gay person so that person can stay in the closet.
 
2012-06-29 02:26:02 PM
He'll get over it. Any bets how soon he remarries?
 
2012-06-29 02:26:12 PM

rhondajeremy: Wonder if she'll have to give up Suri like Nicole had to give up her kids (I know she sees them sometimes but Tom has primary custody-I think she had to give him that to be able to leave)


She can just buy another damned iPhone. She's got plenty of money.
 
2012-06-29 02:26:15 PM
I heard she was tired of putting hair on her butt
 
2012-06-29 02:26:16 PM
So there was a breech in the compound's security?
 
2012-06-29 02:26:18 PM

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: Pants full of macaroni!!: Katie is free again - but at what cost?

How long until all of Clearwater hunts her down and forces her back to SeaOrg (or whatever it's called)?


After they split, Tom used Scientology to drive Nicole Kidman to drink, and I don't think they were much kinder to Penelope Cruz, Katie better watch out.
 
2012-06-29 02:26:20 PM
I submitted this with a similar headline, but simple wins.

From what I've read, Katie signed a 5 year contract, part of the provision was to give birth to a child via artificial insemination of Cruises. After the 5 years was up, she could retain primary custody of the child and go about her business, with a gag order on anything Scientology.

She's been heading out in NYC with no makeup lately. Tom Cruise hates hates hates this. Her publicist called her to tell her that Tom was getting mad that her hag look was ruining his reputation and she laughed and said "Good!"

/blindgossip
 
2012-06-29 02:26:22 PM

shastacola: Silly Jesus: I don't get the beard reference...

A beard is a person that dates or marries a gay person so that person can stay in the closet.


Damn, learned something new today
 
2012-06-29 02:26:31 PM

metaskie: So, I don't get the "beard" meme. Anyone help a lurker out?


Beard: a woman used by a gay guy in order to pass as straight
 
2012-06-29 02:26:45 PM

Silly Jesus: I don't get the beard reference...


Some closet homosexuals get girlfriends/wives to maintain an illusion of heterosexuality (manliness); those girlfriends/wives are referred to as "Beards".
 
2012-06-29 02:26:54 PM
DAMNIT!

Too slow on the headline!

+1UP!
 
2012-06-29 02:27:05 PM

metaskie: So, I don't get the "beard" meme. Anyone help a lurker out?


A beard is a common term for a spouse who's only purpose is to hide a person's true sexuality. In other words, he married Katie Holmes in order to seem heterosexual to the public.
 
2012-06-29 02:27:12 PM
I'm not normally one to b*tch about headlines, but the fact that this got greenlit over the anal sex headline is one of the greatest miscarriages of justice in American history.
 
2012-06-29 02:27:17 PM
him and eddie murphy should just totally date.
 
2012-06-29 02:27:20 PM
I hate the fact that this is news flash-worthy.
 
2012-06-29 02:27:55 PM
"Newsflash!" tag? Why?
 
2012-06-29 02:27:56 PM
Smitty FTW.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:00 PM

shastacola: Silly Jesus: I don't get the beard reference...

A beard is a person that dates or marries a gay person so that person can stay in the closet.


Ah ok. Thanks. I have three beards then.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:01 PM

metaskie: So, I don't get the "beard" meme. Anyone help a lurker out?


A beard is a term for the wife of someone who is gay so they can stay in the closet.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:02 PM

metaskie: So, I don't get the "beard" meme. Anyone help a lurker out?


Wiki article.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:06 PM
Yeah, there have been blind gossip items about this for months saying they were going to get divorced. Sometimes the gossip is true!

Here's a blind item from May 21:

This actress - who worked much more several years ago than she does now - has found the perfect way to annoy her controlling husband. He always insisted that she not step foot out of the house unless she was looking her best (full hair, makeup, clothes) because she was a "reflection of his image".

But now that they have quietly separated, she consistently walks out of the house in casual clothes and messy hair and no makeup (even when her destination isn't the gym). Of course, the paparazzi are there, just waiting to snap her photo. Her publicist called and said, "Do you realize how much you're pissing him off when you do that?" She replied, "Absolutely!" and giggled. Sounds like it's just her little way of reclaiming her life.

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/her identity concealed for her protection (but yeah it's Katie)
 
2012-06-29 02:28:08 PM
a joke older than Katie Holmes is getting accolades. cool beans.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:19 PM
He has already been spotted with his new girlfriend:

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2012-06-29 02:28:26 PM
The Suri one was better.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:28 PM
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Do we care? Are we caring about that?
 
2012-06-29 02:28:32 PM
Yay! She's making her escape!
 
2012-06-29 02:28:34 PM

Tat'dGreaser: shastacola: Silly Jesus: I don't get the beard reference...

A beard is a person that dates or marries a gay person so that person can stay in the closet.

Damn, learned something new today


me too!! never heard of that one.
 
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