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2012-06-29 06:56:15 PM  

Corvus: So far reasons why we should vote for Mitt are:

He failed at the healthcare reform in Mass.
He also failed modernizing how government works in Mass. (this is according to Romney himself)

These are the reasons to vote for him?



He's probably going to invade three more countries and be responsible for the deaths a a few hundred thousand Americans, so there's that.
 
2012-06-29 06:58:42 PM  
www.slate.com

"If I can't have the Presidency, NO ONE WILL!"
 
2012-06-29 07:00:02 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: You're talking about the same guy who wants to ban all abortions no matter what, even in the case of saving the life of the mother or if the fetus is dead, despite the fact that he and HIS wife had a 3rd trimester abortion to save her life.


Oh, I'm well aware how disgusting and hypocritical he is...

But man, that pisses me off. All these farking twats bloviating about something they know nothing about. None of these assholes talking shiat about the ACA or MassHealth have probably ever had to decide between buying groceries or filling a prescription. None of these assholes have any idea what it's been like for the folks hanging onto the ragged edges of the middle class in this country for the last few years. They gleefully try to gut any service or program that primarily helps the poor and middle classes while practically giving greedy assholes like Jamie Dimon head on National TV.

I mean really... fark these people. Put them all on a barge, float it out into the Atlantic and scuttle the motherfarker for all I care anymore.
 
2012-06-29 07:01:11 PM  

dervish16108: mrshowrules: Single-payer is what you need. Maybe when everyone is insured and the risk pools are developed, you will have an environment which will allow you to take that next step. You have to break the back of GOP opposition. After this, they will have zero credibility on this issue and that is exactly what you need before you can take the next step.

I think it's far more likely that we'll see the privatization of medicare than single payer. Health insurance proved it could influence health care policy and with guaranteed subsidized payments coming directly from the taxpayers, they'll have both the money and motivation to fight ruthlessly to keep the system as it is. Democrats and republicans alike will get lobbied into keeping this system, and the American people simply do not have the wherewithal to go contrary to the two party system.


Single-payer is inevitable. Without intervention by Government, private insurance will drive the premiums so high that it will bankrupt the country. Whether you get single-payer before or after this happens is the only real decision.
 
2012-06-29 07:05:22 PM  

mrshowrules:

Single-payer is inevitable. Without intervention by Government, private insurance will drive the premiums so high that it will bankrupt the country. Whether you get single-payer before or after this happens is the only real decision.


Leave the predicting to Jeebus.
 
2012-06-29 07:08:46 PM  
Santorum != Interesting.

/Unless you're into that sort of thing.
 
2012-06-29 07:16:30 PM  
Goddamnit. Look, I have no issue if you're religious and pious and whatnot, but for the love of your goddamn farking god, will you at least try and act like the moral person you proclaim yourself to be instead of a self-rightous douchenozzel? What is wrong with helping your fellow man? When did that become the epitome of evil in this country? When did those that are the followers of the one true god decided that "you know, Jesus, who I love and is the savior of mankind, tells me to love my neighbor, I'm gonna say 'fark you' and stomp on his nicely manicured roses"?

Its farking helping people, you dumbshiat! Its paid for by the goddamn mandate so there goes your "oh god, it's gonna bankrupt the country by being unfunded!" argument. You want to stand up for what you claim you believe in? Then come out against the PATRIOT Act or the TSA or a hundred different other things that have taken away the rights of man. What? You can't because they were done under your guys watch? Does that make it right now? Well fark you, you santorum eating biatch. You want to be the moral righteous douche that you are, then farking do something right for once!


*deep breath*

Okay, Santorum, dumbass, take a look around you. People like being healthy, and they like affording the ability to stay healthy, so if you want to be a pain in the ass and spread lies like santorum all over this damn argument, that's fine. But those of us who have to suffer from your crap spewing mouth because there are those who still believe you, well we'll kindly tell you to fark off because you don't have to worry about paying for your family's medical expenses. You two-faced prick
 
2012-06-29 07:17:32 PM  

James!: Hasn't worked in what respect?


All of them, Katie.
 
2012-06-29 07:18:53 PM  
In other words, Rick Santorum hates Mitt Romney.
 
2012-06-29 07:19:41 PM  

keylock71: Satanic_Hamster: You're talking about the same guy who wants to ban all abortions no matter what, even in the case of saving the life of the mother or if the fetus is dead, despite the fact that he and HIS wife had a 3rd trimester abortion to save her life.

Oh, I'm well aware how disgusting and hypocritical he is...

But man, that pisses me off. All these farking twats bloviating about something they know nothing about. None of these assholes talking shiat about the ACA or MassHealth have probably ever had to decide between buying groceries or filling a prescription. None of these assholes have any idea what it's been like for the folks hanging onto the ragged edges of the middle class in this country for the last few years. They gleefully try to gut any service or program that primarily helps the poor and middle classes while practically giving greedy assholes like Jamie Dimon head on National TV.

I mean really... fark these people. Put them all on a barge, float it out into the Atlantic and scuttle the motherfarker for all I care anymore.



There needs to be a new term for the 21st Century American liberal. I used to be a nice person who didn't want to see death. I wanted everyone to live nice and peaceful lives.

But a lot of that has changed since the turn of the Millennium. Now I want all the same liberal ideas, but I also don't give a flying fark if someone started killing all these assholes. I truly find them intellectually ignorant fools who delight in the pain and suffering of others.


Pro-Choice
Pro-Death
Pro-Environment
Pro-Democracy
Pro-Communism
Pro-Screw Political Correctness
Pro-Screw Unregulated Capitalism
Pro-Screw Religion
 
2012-06-29 07:20:27 PM  

somedude210:

Okay, Santorum, dumbass, take a look around you. People like being healthy, and they like affording the ability to stay healthy, so if you want to be a pain in the ass and spread lies like santorum all over this damn argument, that's fine. But those of us who have to suffer from your crap spewing mouth because there are those who still believe you, well we'll kindly tell you to fark off because you don't have to worry about paying for your family's medical expenses. You two-faced prick


I love perfectly constructed rants.
/thank you
 
2012-06-29 07:22:20 PM  
Who?
 
2012-06-29 07:23:28 PM  

bwilson27: somedude210:

Okay, Santorum, dumbass, take a look around you. People like being healthy, and they like affording the ability to stay healthy, so if you want to be a pain in the ass and spread lies like santorum all over this damn argument, that's fine. But those of us who have to suffer from your crap spewing mouth because there are those who still believe you, well we'll kindly tell you to fark off because you don't have to worry about paying for your family's medical expenses. You two-faced prick

I love perfectly constructed rants.
/thank you


sarcasm or were you actually happy with said rant?
 
2012-06-29 07:25:24 PM  

somedude210: bwilson27: somedude210:

Okay, Santorum, dumbass, take a look around you. People like being healthy, and they like affording the ability to stay healthy, so if you want to be a pain in the ass and spread lies like santorum all over this damn argument, that's fine. But those of us who have to suffer from your crap spewing mouth because there are those who still believe you, well we'll kindly tell you to fark off because you don't have to worry about paying for your family's medical expenses. You two-faced prick

I love perfectly constructed rants.
/thank you

sarcasm or were you actually happy with said rant?



No, it was a pretty good rant.
+1
 
2012-06-29 07:26:11 PM  
We're about 3 months away from Romney just refusing to get out of bed one day. He'll be like 3 hours late for a morning rally and his handlers will say that he had a touch of the flu or something, but the reality will be that he just woke up, thought about what his day is going to be like, about all the dodging of questions and double-speak BS he'll have to do that day, and he'll just sit there refusing to move. Kind of like Marge in that Rancho Relaxo Simpsons episode. Aids will come in to try and talk some sense into him, his wife or kids will call to give him support, but he won't hear any of it. He'll just be sitting there watching Bloomberg as people scream at him, wondering why he ever thought this was a good idea.

Seriously, watch for it. There will be a blurb about Romney missing or being late for something. That's will be it.
 
2012-06-29 07:26:36 PM  
With friends like these, does Romney need the additional burden of having to combat Obama?
 
2012-06-29 07:29:57 PM  

somedude210: bwilson27: somedude210:

Okay, Santorum, dumbass, take a look around you. People like being healthy, and they like affording the ability to stay healthy, so if you want to be a pain in the ass and spread lies like santorum all over this damn argument, that's fine. But those of us who have to suffer from your crap spewing mouth because there are those who still believe you, well we'll kindly tell you to fark off because you don't have to worry about paying for your family's medical expenses. You two-faced prick

I love perfectly constructed rants.
/thank you

sarcasm or were you actually happy with said rant?


It was pretty awesome. It needs to be repeated at the top of every comment section.
 
2012-06-29 07:31:31 PM  
Romney or Obama
For a Liberal America
 
2012-06-29 07:36:14 PM  

Jim_Callahan: //No offense, just making sure you weren't throwing up partial data in order to hide something.


None taken. I do think that $1000 per year to insure someone is a bargain in the long run.
 
2012-06-29 07:51:24 PM  
Pissing off a bunch of GOP'ers to the point that they'll refuse to vote for Romney in disgust? Thanks Rick!
 
2012-06-29 07:54:32 PM  
Romney's presidential bid is DOA (same as every year he's ever run). He either has to admit that he made a gigantic mistake with healthcare reform in Massachusetts, or he has to keep ACA at arm's length and avoid the discussion. And he's already being forced to do that on immigration. And it still doesn't look like the evangelicals who backed Santorum can find the motivation to back a Mormon.

Not that you had much to pick from in the first place, but God damn does your candidate suck donkey balls.
 
2012-06-29 08:02:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: James!: Hasn't worked in what respect?

I think Rick is confusing Romneycare with gay marriage. But then he confuses everything with gay marriage. He seems to think about gay marriage a lot. When he's not thinking about man on dog. Because after all, he IS from Pennsylvania, and we all know what THOSE people are like.


The fatal flaw in gay marriage is marriage


.
 
2012-06-29 08:09:07 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: James!: Hasn't worked in what respect?

I think Rick is confusing Romneycare with gay marriage. But then he confuses everything with gay marriage. He seems to think about gay marriage a lot. When he's not thinking about man on dog. Because after all, he IS from Pennsylvania, and we all know what THOSE people are like.


He's from Illinois. Went to Mundelein High School
 
2012-06-29 08:16:09 PM  

neritz: Marcus Aurelius: 2/3 of Massachusetts residents love their Romneycare because it's not working?

That seems somewhat unlikely to me.

And oddly enough, only 50% of them approve of obamacare, even though it is the same program.


Romenycare has a public option.
 
2012-06-29 08:20:53 PM  

mrshowrules: gilgigamesh: neritz: Marcus Aurelius: 2/3 of Massachusetts residents love their Romneycare because it's not working?

That seems somewhat unlikely to me.

And oddly enough, only 50% of them approve of obamacare, even though it is the same program.

If anything, you would think people in Mass would want Obamacare to hurry up and get here, so they aren't subsidizing all the freeloaders from neighboring states flooding across the border for health care anymore.

I don't think most Liberals care how you arrive at universal health care as long as you get there. If the States lead it, instead of the Feds, I don't think Liberals would give a shiat because it would get done.


I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Don't-ask-don't-tell is to gays serving openly in the military as Obamacare is to universal health care.
 
2012-06-29 08:21:49 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Romney's presidential bid is DOA (same as every year he's ever run). He either has to admit that he made a gigantic mistake with healthcare reform in Massachusetts, or he has to keep ACA at arm's length and avoid the discussion. And he's already being forced to do that on immigration. And it still doesn't look like the evangelicals who backed Santorum can find the motivation to back a Mormon.

Not that you had much to pick from in the first place, but God damn does your candidate suck donkey balls.



He is trying to have it both ways and hoping the American voters are too stupid to figure it out.

Saying Obamcare is bad but Romneycare was good when they are almost the same thing.
 
2012-06-29 08:27:17 PM  
Beh, He wants Romney to lose so he can be the 2016 nominee.
 
2012-06-29 08:28:50 PM  

keylock71: Bullshiat... Which is pretty much what I expect from a smarmy douche bag like Santorum.

Without the Commonwealth plan, my family would be farked financial. We have an affordable plan that covers us effectively and we're just starting to get our heads above water because we're not worried about paying for prescriptions and Doctor's visits with no insurance.

I am so sick of these motherfarking greedy, callus assholes like Santorum who can't wrap their little malformed brains around the idea that we the plan is working and is helping many Massachusetts residents.

I've never seen a group of people so hell bent on farking over the poor, lower-middle classes and middle classes as much as this current group of Republicans.

fark everyone who associates or supports those corrupt, mean-spirited assholes.


I used to consider Republicans when it came time to vote.

No more: No one who willingly associates with this party, its people, its lies, its strategy, and its platform is getting my vote.
 
2012-06-29 08:36:39 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: No, it was a pretty good rant.
+1


bwilson27: It was pretty awesome. It needs to be repeated at the top of every comment section.


Thank you kindly, both of you. You're more than welcome to repeat it ad nauseum if you wish. My impassioned speech yesterday was a decent one too that you're welcome to take. Or better yet, make me one of those Facebook "share if you believe this" things. :D
 
2012-06-29 08:43:18 PM  

jasimo: mrshowrules: gilgigamesh: neritz: Marcus Aurelius: 2/3 of Massachusetts residents love their Romneycare because it's not working?

That seems somewhat unlikely to me.

And oddly enough, only 50% of them approve of obamacare, even though it is the same program.

If anything, you would think people in Mass would want Obamacare to hurry up and get here, so they aren't subsidizing all the freeloaders from neighboring states flooding across the border for health care anymore.

I don't think most Liberals care how you arrive at universal health care as long as you get there. If the States lead it, instead of the Feds, I don't think Liberals would give a shiat because it would get done.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Don't-ask-don't-tell is to gays serving openly in the military as Obamacare is to universal health care.


Good point. Making same sex marriage across the whole country being equivalent to single-payer.

All that is necessary is defeat the GOP narrative. The GOP has several huge lies regarding single-pay but they are easy to disprove.

- single-payer means governments get involved in you treatment (false)
- single-payer is more expensive (false, cuts prices in half)
- death panels (false, you have that now and it doesn't exist in single-payer)
- rationing (false, you have that now)
- longer wait times (false, other industrialized countries have shorter wait times)
- killing granny (granny will lives longer)
- its socialism (only the insurance piece, health care providers can/should remain private)
 
2012-06-29 09:12:19 PM  

mrshowrules: jasimo: mrshowrules: gilgigamesh: neritz: Marcus Aurelius: 2/3 of Massachusetts residents love their Romneycare because it's not working?

That seems somewhat unlikely to me.

And oddly enough, only 50% of them approve of obamacare, even though it is the same program.

If anything, you would think people in Mass would want Obamacare to hurry up and get here, so they aren't subsidizing all the freeloaders from neighboring states flooding across the border for health care anymore.

I don't think most Liberals care how you arrive at universal health care as long as you get there. If the States lead it, instead of the Feds, I don't think Liberals would give a shiat because it would get done.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Don't-ask-don't-tell is to gays serving openly in the military as Obamacare is to universal health care.

Good point. Making same sex marriage across the whole country being equivalent to single-payer.

All that is necessary is defeat the GOP narrative. The GOP has several huge lies regarding single-pay but they are easy to disprove.

- single-payer means governments get involved in you treatment (false)
- single-payer is more expensive (false, cuts prices in half)
- death panels (false, you have that now and it doesn't exist in single-payer)
- rationing (false, you have that now)
- longer wait times (false, other industrialized countries have shorter wait times)
- killing granny (granny will lives longer)
- its socialism (only the insurance piece, health care providers can/should remain private)


Single-payer systems often also include the options to buy "private" auxiliary insurance coverage to fill gaps or allow for upgrades like private rooms. Best of both worlds.
 
2012-06-29 09:23:03 PM  

phatjanus: mrshowrules: jasimo: mrshowrules: gilgigamesh: neritz: Marcus Aurelius: 2/3 of Massachusetts residents love their Romneycare because it's not working?

That seems somewhat unlikely to me.

And oddly enough, only 50% of them approve of obamacare, even though it is the same program.

If anything, you would think people in Mass would want Obamacare to hurry up and get here, so they aren't subsidizing all the freeloaders from neighboring states flooding across the border for health care anymore.

I don't think most Liberals care how you arrive at universal health care as long as you get there. If the States lead it, instead of the Feds, I don't think Liberals would give a shiat because it would get done.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Don't-ask-don't-tell is to gays serving openly in the military as Obamacare is to universal health care.

Good point. Making same sex marriage across the whole country being equivalent to single-payer.

All that is necessary is defeat the GOP narrative. The GOP has several huge lies regarding single-pay but they are easy to disprove.

- single-payer means governments get involved in you treatment (false)
- single-payer is more expensive (false, cuts prices in half)
- death panels (false, you have that now and it doesn't exist in single-payer)
- rationing (false, you have that now)
- longer wait times (false, other industrialized countries have shorter wait times)
- killing granny (granny will lives longer)
- its socialism (only the insurance piece, health care providers can/should remain private)

Single-payer systems often also include the options to buy "private" auxiliary insurance coverage to fill gaps or allow for upgrades like private rooms. Best of both worlds.


Yup. Like when I had my baby, I paid a little extra for a private recovery room. It was $200 for two nights.

That's the whole cost of the pregnancy and birth. Well, $10 for prenatal vitamins. And those hospital parking bills can add up.
 
2012-06-29 09:27:35 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate:
Single-payer systems often also include the options to buy "private" auxiliary insurance coverage to fill gaps or allow for upgrades like private rooms. Best of both worlds.

Yup. Like when I had my baby, I paid a little extra for a private recovery room. It was $200 for two nights.

That's the whole cost of the pregnancy and birth. Well, $10 for prenatal vitamins. And those hospital parking bills can add up.


It cost us $7000 out of pocket to have our daughter delivered in Scottsdale, back in 2007. That was with insurance.
/Insurance companies in AZ rule!!
//thanks, gop!
 
2012-06-29 09:28:02 PM  

phatjanus: Single-payer systems often also include the options to buy "private" auxiliary insurance coverage to fill gaps or allow for upgrades like private rooms. Best of both worlds.


true. Most employers offer dental, optical and drug plans. These are things not covered by Canada's single payer system except drugs giving to you directly by a health care providers. However, if you are too poor you get that stuff of free as well.

I have the private room upgrade thingy but you really don't need it.
 
2012-06-29 09:28:21 PM  

keylock71: Bullshiat... Which is pretty much what I expect from a smarmy douche bag like Santorum.

Without the Commonwealth plan, my family would be farked financial. We have an affordable plan that covers us effectively and we're just starting to get our heads above water because we're not worried about paying for prescriptions and Doctor's visits with no insurance.

I am so sick of these motherfarking greedy, callus assholes like Santorum who can't wrap their little malformed brains around the idea that we the plan is working and is helping many Massachusetts residents.

I've never seen a group of people so hell bent on farking over the poor, lower-middle classes and middle classes as much as this current group of Republicans.

fark everyone who associates or supports those corrupt, mean-spirited assholes.



I LOL'ed.
 
2012-06-29 09:32:25 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: phatjanus: mrshowrules: jasimo: mrshowrules: gilgigamesh: neritz: Marcus Aurelius: 2/3 of Massachusetts residents love their Romneycare because it's not working?

That seems somewhat unlikely to me.

And oddly enough, only 50% of them approve of obamacare, even though it is the same program.

If anything, you would think people in Mass would want Obamacare to hurry up and get here, so they aren't subsidizing all the freeloaders from neighboring states flooding across the border for health care anymore.

I don't think most Liberals care how you arrive at universal health care as long as you get there. If the States lead it, instead of the Feds, I don't think Liberals would give a shiat because it would get done.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Don't-ask-don't-tell is to gays serving openly in the military as Obamacare is to universal health care.

Good point. Making same sex marriage across the whole country being equivalent to single-payer.

All that is necessary is defeat the GOP narrative. The GOP has several huge lies regarding single-pay but they are easy to disprove.

- single-payer means governments get involved in you treatment (false)
- single-payer is more expensive (false, cuts prices in half)
- death panels (false, you have that now and it doesn't exist in single-payer)
- rationing (false, you have that now)
- longer wait times (false, other industrialized countries have shorter wait times)
- killing granny (granny will lives longer)
- its socialism (only the insurance piece, health care providers can/should remain private)

Single-payer systems often also include the options to buy "private" auxiliary insurance coverage to fill gaps or allow for upgrades like private rooms. Best of both worlds.

Yup. Like when I had my baby, I paid a little extra for a private recovery room. It was $200 for two nights.

That's the whole cost of the pregnancy and birth. Well, $10 for prenatal vitamins. And those hospital parking bills can add up.


I think we got upgraded to a private room and they didn't even charge us or our plan for it. We had a mid-wife for our second child who would have delivered our baby at home if we wanted but we opted for her to do it at the hospital anyways. It retrospect, it was such an easy birth, we should have done it at home. Parking cost us about $12 I think. Maybe twice that for the first delivery because we did recover for two days.
 
2012-06-29 09:35:39 PM  
Hey Santorum. Go back to the Kiester State and STFU.
 
2012-06-29 09:41:55 PM  

hubiestubert: It has.

It's been a boon to the insurance industry in Massachusetts. Which is what it was designed to be. Lots of cash in folks' pockets, and a fair amount of it on the taxpayer's dime.

Which is exactly what it was supposed to be.


I'd much prefer a single-payer system modeled after what Britain or Canada uses. The mandate is, basically, a handout to insurance companies. I'm sure Mitt knows even more insurance execs than sports team owners.

But you know, if it actually helps people, a significant number of people, we've blown taxpayer money on far worse things. And polls pretty consistently show that a large majority of MA residents are happy with what they got.
 
2012-06-29 09:51:27 PM  

FuturePastNow: hubiestubert: It has.

It's been a boon to the insurance industry in Massachusetts. Which is what it was designed to be. Lots of cash in folks' pockets, and a fair amount of it on the taxpayer's dime.

Which is exactly what it was supposed to be.

I'd much prefer a single-payer system modeled after what Britain or Canada uses. The mandate is, basically, a handout to insurance companies. I'm sure Mitt knows even more insurance execs than sports team owners.

But you know, if it actually helps people, a significant number of people, we've blown taxpayer money on far worse things. And polls pretty consistently show that a large majority of MA residents are happy with what they got.


You literally could put all the G-20 Nations in a hat and pick one for the US and you would have a better system. In fact, considering the money the US spends on it, they could have the best health care system in the word just by making the health care insurance fully Government.
 
2012-06-29 10:04:48 PM  
Healthcare costs have been skyrocketing and "Obamacare" (sorry, 0bamacare) brings them back under control.

That's just awful. History's greatest monster.
 
2012-06-29 10:22:53 PM  
I guess not enough people are dying from lack of health care in Massachusetts for Santorum to be happy.
 
2012-06-29 10:28:48 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: keylock71: Satanic_Hamster: You're talking about the same guy who wants to ban all abortions no matter what, even in the case of saving the life of the mother or if the fetus is dead, despite the fact that he and HIS wife had a 3rd trimester abortion to save her life.

Oh, I'm well aware how disgusting and hypocritical he is...

But man, that pisses me off. All these farking twats bloviating about something they know nothing about. None of these assholes talking shiat about the ACA or MassHealth have probably ever had to decide between buying groceries or filling a prescription. None of these assholes have any idea what it's been like for the folks hanging onto the ragged edges of the middle class in this country for the last few years. They gleefully try to gut any service or program that primarily helps the poor and middle classes while practically giving greedy assholes like Jamie Dimon head on National TV.

I mean really... fark these people. Put them all on a barge, float it out into the Atlantic and scuttle the motherfarker for all I care anymore.


There needs to be a new term for the 21st Century American liberal. I used to be a nice person who didn't want to see death. I wanted everyone to live nice and peaceful lives.

But a lot of that has changed since the turn of the Millennium. Now I want all the same liberal ideas, but I also don't give a flying fark if someone started killing all these assholes. I truly find them intellectually ignorant fools who delight in the pain and suffering of others.


Pro-Choice
Pro-Death
Pro-Environment
Pro-Democracy
Pro-Communism
Pro-Screw Political Correctness
Pro-Screw Unregulated Capitalism
Pro-Screw Religion


There is a reason why I hate stupid people, and have since the very beginning. Because they are driving this country into the ground and their followers are cheering them on because they're stupid. They should all be shot as crimes against humanity.
 
2012-06-29 10:40:43 PM  

Garaba: Beh, He wants Romney to lose so he can be the 2016 nominee.


^^^THIS^^^

Santorum knows that for the next four months he has to say the right things about Romney to avoid accusations of back-stabbing after the election, but in the meantime he damns Romney with faint praise.

I guess he figures that if/when Romney loses this fall the Party will lurch to the right under the rubric of "Romney wasn't far enough to the right" to beat Obama.

Santorum versus Cuomo 2016...BRING IT!!!
 
2012-06-29 10:46:40 PM  
So, I obviously suck at math but 75% of Massachusans (wtf are they called?) like the plan? I don't think you could get 75% of Americans to like anything. Including handjobs and chocolate ice cream.
 
2012-06-29 11:02:41 PM  

schubie: So, I obviously suck at math but 75% of Massachusans (wtf are they called?) like the plan? I don't think you could get 75% of Americans to like anything. Including handjobs and chocolate ice cream.


What about handjobs WITH chocolate ice cream?
 
2012-06-29 11:08:01 PM  

schubie: So, I obviously suck at math but 75% of Massachusans (wtf are they called?) like the plan? I don't think you could get 75% of Americans to like anything. Including handjobs and chocolate ice cream.


It has to be relative a handjob versus what?

Chocolate ice cream versus what?

Because there are times in my life when I wouldn't have chosen chocolate ice cream over a hand job.
 
2012-06-29 11:08:49 PM  

Gyrfalcon: schubie: So, I obviously suck at math but 75% of Massachusans (wtf are they called?) like the plan? I don't think you could get 75% of Americans to like anything. Including handjobs and chocolate ice cream.

What about handjobs WITH chocolate ice cream?


I suck at grammar too b/c that's totally what I meant.
 
2012-06-29 11:09:48 PM  
Ya think we could get another greenlight here?
 
2012-06-29 11:16:56 PM  
 
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