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2012-06-29 01:04:19 PM  
Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: phlegmmo, timharrod, ivan, and Sinto
 
2012-06-29 01:04:53 PM  
Last week's winners:

N-deutetrei 1007
Sofa King Smart 949
binkyman 939
Dallymo 923
Lego Pirate 915
feffer 914
Evildog 912
DuudeStanky 911
ssc2cc 908
HelperKitty 897
 
2012-06-29 01:05:13 PM  
I'm at the office. Do I really have to take my shirt off?
 
2012-06-29 01:07:29 PM  
I just took my shirt off but I don't want to do the quiz.

Think I'll go get in the shower instead.
 
2012-06-29 01:08:55 PM  
I would but my floppers keep hitting the wrong keys.

These frantic pups need support and control.
 
2012-06-29 01:09:21 PM  
Final Score:

6 out of 11 correct, total points = 551
Total time elapsed:

1 minute (95 seconds)

Meh


wxboy 556
texdent 551
Tziva 515
Unfreakable 0
 
2012-06-29 01:12:00 PM  
875. I need to go outside more.

/ outside and topless
 
2012-06-29 01:41:51 PM  
And if this one is too hard, there's also the Easy Quiz
 
2012-06-29 01:49:22 PM  
But I'm at work.
Screw it.
*removes shirt*
LET'S DO THIS SH*T!
 
2012-06-29 01:51:22 PM  
Working nights seems to have afforded me FAR too much time on Fark...

Woo Hoo!!! (Short lived) first place!!!
 
2012-06-29 01:53:35 PM  
I am number four(not be confused with the movie of the same name)

9/11
795 points!! Best I've ever done.

Strangely proud.
 
2012-06-29 01:53:51 PM  
2nd place!!! (for now) Wow 10 out of 11 I must have really be slacking at work this week.
 
2012-06-29 01:55:22 PM  
T-O-P-L-E-S-S?
 
2012-06-29 01:55:24 PM  

LostInTO: I am number four(not be confused with the movie of the same name)

9/11
795 points!! Best I've ever done.

Strangely proud.


So is Rudy Guilliani.
 
2012-06-29 01:55:46 PM  

Tziva: I'm at the office. Do I really have to take my shirt off?


Me too. i hate it when the boss comes by and gives me purple nurples.
 
2012-06-29 01:56:22 PM  
Dammit 10/11. I'll get you one day 11/11
 
2012-06-29 01:57:01 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: LostInTO: I am number four(not be confused with the movie of the same name)

9/11
795 points!! Best I've ever done.

Strangely proud.

So is Rudy Guilliani.


Ha!
 
2012-06-29 01:57:12 PM  
I miss my old job where I didn't have to wear pants to work
 
2012-06-29 02:04:26 PM  
One of my lamest headlines ever inspired a quiz question. I feel redeemed.
 
2012-06-29 02:04:40 PM  
Why do all of the quiz headlines have to contain tasteless innuendo? Grow up.
 
2012-06-29 02:07:38 PM  
10/11. Dammit I guess I'll have to start clicking on the sports tab.
 
2012-06-29 02:07:39 PM  

spentmiles: Why do all of the quiz headlines have to contain tasteless innuendo? Grow up.


I found the innuendo to be yummy.
 
2012-06-29 02:07:51 PM  

spentmiles: Why do all of the quiz headlines have to contain tasteless innuendo? Grow up.


img838.imageshack.us

In your endo.
 
2012-06-29 02:08:40 PM  

Unfreakable: And if this one is too hard, there's also the Easy Quiz


Yes, it was very hard. I must've had a productive work week.

10/10 on the easy version...well, I guess that excuse doesn't work anymore.
 
2012-06-29 02:08:59 PM  
9/11....803. two of my bosses decided to have a conversation with one another right across my half wall cubicle during the damn quiz so I had to minimize and pray. good thing it doesn't auto go to the next question.
/a holes
 
2012-06-29 02:10:03 PM  
Obviously last week was a fluke. That, or i've actually done more, you know, other things this week.

7 out of 11 correct, total points = 656

/working from home, so topless
// should be pantless, too.
/// damn it's hot
 
2012-06-29 02:12:51 PM  

DirkTheDaring: T-O-P-L-E-S-S?


Ronnie, GTFO out of here and get to your block party.
 
2012-06-29 02:13:51 PM  
6 out of 11 correct, total points = 534

Total time elapsed:
2 minutes (160 seconds)

I started out 4 for 4 too, dammit!
 
2012-06-29 02:13:57 PM  
Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests
 
2012-06-29 02:16:52 PM  
Final Score:
9 out of 11 correct, total points = 849
Total time elapsed:
1 minute (63 seconds)

Not perfect but OK.
 
2012-06-29 02:19:30 PM  

Cajnik: I miss my old job where I didn't have to wear pants to work


catholic priest?
 
2012-06-29 02:19:45 PM  

Unfreakable: Special thanks to the writers of this week's quiz writers: phlegmmo, timharrod, ivan, and Sinto


Yes. Thank you, everybody who helps to make this quiz happen. It is a fun and very interesting part of the Fark week. Gratitude.
 
2012-06-29 02:21:23 PM  
Snap.
 
2012-06-29 02:21:26 PM  
463 (hard)
459 (easy)

What?
 
2012-06-29 02:28:56 PM  
Who else got thrown by Florida (#6) I could have sworn that there was a drug and gun cache being guarded by Capybaras who needed a makeshift voodoo exorcism in the "news" from FL at some point every week this year.

/909, I wonder if I can somehow use this to my advantage during my employee evaluation?
 
2012-06-29 02:35:29 PM  
HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903
 
2012-06-29 02:41:20 PM  

MoronLessOff: HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903


Jeezus get a job you bum :)
 
2012-06-29 02:41:26 PM  
OK - I am getting complaints on the whole topless thing.

And I did trrble this week.

And Unfreak did I stay on the leaderboard for the Easy Version last week?
 
2012-06-29 02:45:04 PM  

groppet: MoronLessOff: HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903

Jeezus get a job you bum :)


That's the problem. I've been at work all week. I may have come in 4th before, but it was very short lived. I don't think this is my first 100%, but I rocketed through it. I know I really shouldn't get so excited. I'm sure I'll be booted before long.
 
2012-06-29 02:45:15 PM  

MoronLessOff: HOLY CRAP!!!
MoronLessOff 1004
Al_Khowarizmi 952
Glenford 943
Tchernobog 931
dallylamma 927
downpaymentblues 922
besco 913
Mayhem of the Black Underclass 909
Skipdallas 904
relaxitsjustme 903


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 02:45:42 PM  
7 out of 11 correct, total points = 657

/Mediocrity
 
2012-06-29 02:45:42 PM  
Goddammit:
eiming 1012
MoronLessOff 1004
 
2012-06-29 02:47:05 PM  

justadadX3: OK - I am getting complaints on the whole topless thing.

And I did trrble this week.

And Unfreak did I stay on the leaderboard for the Easy Version last week?


Oh come on, thats like the gold in the special olympics

/why did someone just give me a ticket? ...one way to hell... aw shiat
 
2012-06-29 03:17:15 PM  

WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests


The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.
 
2012-06-29 03:20:10 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.


You just don't get to put your shirt back on.
 
2012-06-29 03:30:19 PM  

MoronLessOff: Bathia_Mapes: WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

You just don't get to put your shirt back on.


On the contrary. We insist you put your shirt back on. :-D
 
2012-06-29 03:36:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MoronLessOff: Bathia_Mapes: WalMartian: Dammit! How many times have I selected an answer only to think it wasn't right and it was... I had the same problem in school.

/hate tests

The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

You just don't get to put your shirt back on.

On the contrary. We insist you put your shirt back on. :-D


But, it's like a hundred degrees outside!
 
2012-06-29 04:14:38 PM  
once I got the first one wrong, I was on a crusade. Unfortunately, I managed to answer two of them correctly.
 
2012-06-29 04:36:21 PM  
Bathia_Mapes
The difference is that on fark, if you flunk a quiz you don't have to go to summer school.

10/11, and I'm teaching summer school.

No lectures this week, though (otherwise it would be 6/11 or so)
 
2012-06-29 04:41:43 PM  

thecpt: justadadX3: OK - I am getting complaints on the whole topless thing.

And I did trrble this week.

And Unfreak did I stay on the leaderboard for the Easy Version last week?

Oh come on, thats like the gold in the special olympics

/why did someone just give me a ticket? ...one way to hell... aw shiat


Dammit

shopball 945
hunches 933
jyarbrough79 933
scrumpox 929
skieur 928
DirkTheDaring 926
Bruxellensis 915
americathon 885
Md37 856
sandi_fish 854
 
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