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(Collector's Weekly)   You know who hates bronies the most? Adult women who grew up in the 80s and collect the original My Little Ponies. "We've been here forever, and nobody seemed to care"   (collectorsweekly.com) divider line 424
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2012-06-30 02:08:29 AM

TheBigJerk: gunther_bumpass: Hand Banana: . In addition bronies are not attracted to ponies; cloppers and perhaps furries are are what you're looking for there, and even then I think the people posting Rule34 type images are mostly trolls.

ah geez... cloppers? Really? It bothers me that this is not only ok, and has a NAME, but I mention that I want to fool around with someone in a nun outfit and all of a sudden I've ruined Easter. What the hell...

Whoever told you that is...who did tell you that? The Pope? One of those "concerned citizens" who has never had sex, ever?


It's frowned upon, believe me. The internet may bring us deviants closer together, but not nearly in the biblical sense.

Another fun fact... I was driving home from a girlfriend's place on Palm Sunday a few years and was rear-ended by a priest. They're totally out to get me.
 
2012-06-30 02:11:05 AM
Well for most of the internet nun-fetish porn is considered kind of vanilla, like cheerleader outfits and sexy nurses.
 
2012-06-30 02:14:16 AM

TheBigJerk: Well for most of the internet nun-fetish porn is considered kind of vanilla, like cheerleader outfits and sexy nurses.



son of a... .
 
2012-06-30 02:25:02 AM

ZombiesYall: And there is enough rule 34 fan art out there that many of them have to be sexually attracted to the ponies. A weird fetish like that had to start in childhood, therefore, yes they were secretly brushing my friends' toys' hair with one hand. Ew.


You apparently don't understand what Rule34 actually is. If it exists, there is porn of it.

In any case you're still confusing regular fans of the show with people who make porn out of it, just as they make Flintstones porn, Dora the Explorer porn, Winnie the Pooh porn, Family Guy porn, Bea Arthur porn, etc. I love the show and the art and music the community produces based on it. I also love Star Trek, but I don't whack it to klingons and tribbles. If you're truly concerned that guys were making out with your toys when you were a kid you probably should go speak with a therapist because that's kind of odd. Maybe you're repressing something.
 
2012-06-30 02:25:39 AM

ZombiesYall: I'm not trolling. I really hate that people are defending these morons who should be mocked for the internet's amusement just as furries and adult babies are mocked. They invade any board that does mock them. And there is enough rule 34 fan art out there that many of them have to be sexually attracted to the ponies. A weird fetish like that had to start in childhood, therefore, yes they were secretly brushing my friends' toys' hair with one hand. Ew.


She's right. It's true.

I was a young lad of 12, just starting to become aware of my own sexuality. My sister had a wide assortment of dolls - barbie, cabbage patch...but I found myself most interested in the ponies. I couldn't stop holding them when she wasn't around, caressing their soft plastic rumps, feeling their silky manes against my cheek.

They began to get suspicious eventually, my parents. Her dolls would keep going missing at an alarming rate (I tried to wash them when I was done but without success). Finally the day came where they found my stash, the shoebox I kept under my bed and behind my GI Joes. There was no way to lie my way out of it, the boxes of tissues and ponies with matted fur and paint rubbing off. It was humiliating. There was yelling, tears, they just didn't understand, they prayed it was just a phase. My dad even bought me Playboys hoping that I would find my way back to normalcy. I pretended, but in my heart I remained the same.

I moved out when I was 18, haven't spoken to my family since. Fortunately I found a nice job working on a ranch doing various jobs, and I even found someone to share my life with. Her names Cloud Chaser (I call her chase), she's a lovely Palomino who really understands me for who I am, and loves to cuddle after a good ride. Just thinking about running my hands over her velvet flanks while she thunders beneath me...

Excuse me, I need to take care of something.
 
2012-06-30 02:30:01 AM

Yuri Futanari:
Excuse me, I need to take care of something.


Oh gosh, I hope it's a nun.
 
2012-06-30 02:38:25 AM

gunther_bumpass: ah geez... cloppers? Really? It bothers me that this is not only ok, and has a NAME, but I mention that I want to fool around with someone in a nun outfit and all of a sudden I've ruined Easter. What the hell...


So you hate ponies but you're into kinky nuns...

i49.tinypic.com

Oh god, what do now?
 
2012-06-30 04:27:35 AM

gunther_bumpass: Yuri Futanari:
Excuse me, I need to take care of something.

Oh gosh, I hope it's a nun.


based on his name it's a nun with a giant dick
 
2012-06-30 05:57:12 AM
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2012-06-30 08:56:23 AM
I'm a 37 year old woman who liked the original MLP. In fact, a few months ago, I pulled a box of my old Ponies out of my mom's attic and gave them to my eight year old daughter, who was tickled pink.

This morning, my almost four year old son came running through the living room at breakneck speed, arms out at his sides like wings, yelling 'WHOOSH!' at the top of his lungs. I asked him if he was a jet planed, and he looked at me like I had three heads.

"No, Mommy, I'm Rainbow Dash. DUH."

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-30 09:15:22 AM
Was hoping for a different type of pony girl
danceslut.net
 
2012-06-30 09:28:33 AM
 
2012-06-30 09:29:30 AM

Skyfrog: gunther_bumpass: ah geez... cloppers? Really? It bothers me that this is not only ok, and has a NAME, but I mention that I want to fool around with someone in a nun outfit and all of a sudden I've ruined Easter. What the hell...

So you hate ponies but you're into kinky nuns...

[i49.tinypic.com image 280x455]

Oh god, what do now?


Rule 34P: There is pony of it. No exceptions.
 
2012-06-30 10:24:21 AM

Wisdomsage: They have avoided adding random, superfluous named gear to the show for the sake of selling more merchandise. The train (which I presume has a toy) doesn't show up a whole lot, and (to my knowledge) hasn't been named.


It's been named. The last episode before the season finale was MMMystery on the Friendship Express, a homage to all those old murder mysteries that took place on a train.

/The injured party was a cake. The train is the Friendship Express.
//Yeah, lame name.
 
2012-06-30 11:14:36 AM

FarkinFarker: BlackCat23: Tara owns her roles like a boss. And she's hot. And likes to play up for her fans. Can't fault that at all.

And that pic wasn't her. But yeah she's great.


I figured that out later. I posted my first two posts from my phone; images are shut off(bogs down 3g up here in the woods).

But indeed, she's probably one of the most awesome VA's out there. And while others have mentioned not understanding cons, the deep fans of things, etc(which I totally agree with); she kidnapped a brony at the airport yesterday and gave him a ride to the hotel because his friiends were AWOL. So yeah, I may not be going to any cons any time soon, but that was a wonderful gesture.

doglover: FarkinFarker: BlackCat23: Tara owns her roles like a boss. And she's hot. And likes to play up for her fans. Can't fault that at all.

And that pic wasn't her. But yeah she's great.

Here's Tara Strong in a diaper.

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Here she is in a dress

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And here she is totally naked.

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/I was out most of last night, and missed the epic part of the pony thread :(
 
2012-06-30 11:58:14 AM

LawrencePerson: I'm in no position to cast aspersions on the collecting mania of others...


Signed Richard Morgan collection!? Want! *shakes fist*
 
2012-07-01 12:30:14 AM

Hand Banana: ZombiesYall: And there is enough rule 34 fan art out there that many of them have to be sexually attracted to the ponies. A weird fetish like that had to start in childhood, therefore, yes they were secretly brushing my friends' toys' hair with one hand. Ew.

You apparently don't understand what Rule34 actually is. If it exists, there is porn of it.

In any case you're still confusing regular fans of the show with people who make porn out of it, just as they make Flintstones porn, Dora the Explorer porn, Winnie the Pooh porn, Family Guy porn, Bea Arthur porn, etc. I love the show and the art and music the community produces based on it. I also love Star Trek, but I don't whack it to klingons and tribbles. If you're truly concerned that guys were making out with your toys when you were a kid you probably should go speak with a therapist because that's kind of odd. Maybe you're repressing something.


I don't literally care who whacks it to what, as you would know if you did not have Asperger's.There are no regular fans of the show. You are all freaks.
 
2012-07-01 01:57:12 AM

ZombiesYall: Hand Banana: ZombiesYall: And there is enough rule 34 fan art out there that many of them have to be sexually attracted to the ponies. A weird fetish like that had to start in childhood, therefore, yes they were secretly brushing my friends' toys' hair with one hand. Ew.

You apparently don't understand what Rule34 actually is. If it exists, there is porn of it.

In any case you're still confusing regular fans of the show with people who make porn out of it, just as they make Flintstones porn, Dora the Explorer porn, Winnie the Pooh porn, Family Guy porn, Bea Arthur porn, etc. I love the show and the art and music the community produces based on it. I also love Star Trek, but I don't whack it to klingons and tribbles. If you're truly concerned that guys were making out with your toys when you were a kid you probably should go speak with a therapist because that's kind of odd. Maybe you're repressing something.

I don't literally care who whacks it to what, as you would know if you did not have Asperger's.There are no regular fans of the show. You are all freaks.


i1151.photobucket.com
 
2012-07-01 02:27:05 AM

ZombiesYall: I don't literally care who whacks it to what, as you would know if you did not have Asperger's.There are no regular fans of the show. You are all freaks.


Cognitive dissonance in action right there.
 
2012-07-01 03:19:51 AM
Time for a Tumblr Pony Fandom Experience Simulator 1.0 (NSFW)
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Or... Tumblr Pony Fandom Experience Simulator 2.0 (NSFW, but worth getting fired over)
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2012-07-01 06:30:46 AM

ZombiesYall: Hand Banana: ZombiesYall: And there is enough rule 34 fan art out there that many of them have to be sexually attracted to the ponies. A weird fetish like that had to start in childhood, therefore, yes they were secretly brushing my friends' toys' hair with one hand. Ew.

You apparently don't understand what Rule34 actually is. If it exists, there is porn of it.

In any case you're still confusing regular fans of the show with people who make porn out of it, just as they make Flintstones porn, Dora the Explorer porn, Winnie the Pooh porn, Family Guy porn, Bea Arthur porn, etc. I love the show and the art and music the community produces based on it. I also love Star Trek, but I don't whack it to klingons and tribbles. If you're truly concerned that guys were making out with your toys when you were a kid you probably should go speak with a therapist because that's kind of odd. Maybe you're repressing something.

I don't literally care who whacks it to what, as you would know if you did not have Asperger's.There are no regular fans of the show. You are all freaks.


You're funny :)
 
2012-07-01 09:13:38 AM
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2012-07-01 10:45:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: trappedspirit: loveblondieo: Not a fangirl, but I hate the animation of the new My Little Pony and Pound Puppies. They just look too weird. Cartoons were at their peak in 80s, why not just re-air them?

Yeah, they all seem to have the same power puff, dexs lab, rocket boy moon breaker, fairy odd parents, etc etc look to them.

I'd guess it's all flash animation.

/as for the growing up debate... go find the Peter Pan generation thread from the other day for a good discussion of that.
//I'm sorry you bought hook, line, and sinker into the "I have to have a wife, kids, and a house I can't afford so people will tell me I'm a grown-up" thing. But don't give me shiat because you bought into the hype and have buyers remorse.


Um? WTF?
 
2012-07-01 10:47:47 PM

trappedspirit: FirstNationalBastard: trappedspirit: loveblondieo: Not a fangirl, but I hate the animation of the new My Little Pony and Pound Puppies. They just look too weird. Cartoons were at their peak in 80s, why not just re-air them?

Yeah, they all seem to have the same power puff, dexs lab, rocket boy moon breaker, fairy odd parents, etc etc look to them.

I'd guess it's all flash animation.

/as for the growing up debate... go find the Peter Pan generation thread from the other day for a good discussion of that.
//I'm sorry you bought hook, line, and sinker into the "I have to have a wife, kids, and a house I can't afford so people will tell me I'm a grown-up" thing. But don't give me shiat because you bought into the hype and have buyers remorse.

Um? WTF?


Anything after the first slashie wasn't directed at you. You could have quit reading after the "flash animation" part.
 
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