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2012-06-29 01:23:03 PM  
I got 99 problems, but a beach ain't one.
 
2012-06-29 01:48:12 PM  
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2012-06-29 01:49:47 PM  
I got 99 problems but a finch ain't one?
 
2012-06-29 01:50:02 PM  
That sucks. Seagulls are flying rats.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2012-06-29 01:50:32 PM  
Wait - they have a Sea Gull problem in Michigan?
 
2012-06-29 01:50:46 PM  
The blind dead will rise from their tombs and take care of the cops.
 
2012-06-29 01:51:40 PM  
It says that people are feeding them there. That may be a good place to start. Otherwise, I think a pneumatic noise cannon could do the trick. I'm certainly not against shooting critters, but seagulls are like flying rats. You can kill thousands and it will hardly scratch the population.
 
2012-06-29 01:56:58 PM  
That will keep them from crapping all over the place.
 
2012-06-29 01:57:03 PM  
still dont understand why the hell its against the law to kill them around here
 
2012-06-29 01:57:11 PM  
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2012-06-29 01:59:54 PM  

Overfiend: That sucks. Seagulls are flying rats.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.


When I was growing up we called them dump ducks
 
2012-06-29 02:04:41 PM  

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No more bird problem...

 
2012-06-29 02:05:06 PM  
I'm liking where this thread is going, I'm looking at you McManus_brothers and Onkel Buck.
 
2012-06-29 02:06:34 PM  
Shoot bird shot at the people feeding them.


(But kill as many birds as you can, in addition. It's a two part process)
 
2012-06-29 02:06:51 PM  
 
2012-06-29 02:08:55 PM  
Just fill one of those firefighting planes with diesel, fly over and dump it in the parking lot, then throw a road flare into the middle of it. Do I have to solve every single tiny problem that you people come up with? Jesus Christ.
 
2012-06-29 02:15:56 PM  
Police tell Local 4 the seagull problem has gotten so out of control they needed to turn to the state for help.

Maybe you should apply for Federal Disaster Assistance. Seagulls ain't no laughing matter.
 
2012-06-29 02:16:05 PM  
"We were granted a permit from the state to use deadly force if needed to try and eleviate this problem," said Thomas Coombs, Southgate Police Public Safety Director."

"eleviate" .... really?
 
2012-06-29 02:16:51 PM  
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If it's a war you want, Livingston will give you a war.
 
2012-06-29 02:18:38 PM  
I got 99 birds but a thrush ain't one.
 
2012-06-29 02:19:18 PM  

Loucifer: "eleviate" .... really?


C'Mon now, it was either this, brain surgeon, or fry cook, for Jethro there.
 
2012-06-29 02:22:04 PM  
Sounds like fun.
 
2012-06-29 02:22:38 PM  
Flamethrower?
 
2012-06-29 02:24:29 PM  
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2012-06-29 02:30:33 PM  
If you having gull problems
I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems,
but the beach ain't one.
 
2012-06-29 02:33:18 PM  
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2012-06-29 02:38:51 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: If you having gull problems
I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems,
but the beach ain't one.


Thanks for the transcript of McManus_brother's post
 
2012-06-29 02:45:16 PM  
My favorite story about gulls is the one where Ted Williams got so pissed off at them flying around Fenway Park, being their usual dirty nuisance selves, that he brought a shotgun to the park one day and blasted about 35-40 of them out of the sky. Of course, he got hauled to court over it, but nothing ever happened, because seriously, it's Ted F*cking Williams.
 
2012-06-29 02:47:43 PM  

McManus_brothers: My favorite story about gulls is the one where Ted Williams got so pissed off at them flying around Fenway Park, being their usual dirty nuisance selves, that he brought a shotgun to the park one day and blasted about 35-40 of them out of the sky. Of course, he got hauled to court over it, but nothing ever happened, because seriously, it's Ted F*cking Williams.


I know they are annoying but he shouldn't have lost his head over it.

/Did you see what I did there?
 
2012-06-29 02:49:21 PM  
Why are they not putting up bird wire?!?!?!?!
 
2012-06-29 02:50:25 PM  

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2012-06-29 02:50:34 PM  
Why don't other cities just do what London, England did for their pigeon overpopulation problem? They fed the pigeons food with birth control hormones in them and now they have successfully brought down the pigeon population without having to shoot them

//don't really have a problem with shooting them if it is quick & painless but for those who do, this is a viable solution.

//when there in 1993, Trafagular Sq was overflowing with hundreds of pigeons-in 2009, when I went back, I saw maybe 5 pigeons.
 
2012-06-29 03:03:56 PM  

rhondajeremy: Why don't other cities just do what London, England did for their pigeon overpopulation problem? They fed the pigeons food with birth control hormones in them and now they have successfully brought down the pigeon population without having to shoot them

//don't really have a problem with shooting them if it is quick & painless but for those who do, this is a viable solution.

//when there in 1993, Trafagular Sq was overflowing with hundreds of pigeons-in 2009, when I went back, I saw maybe 5 pigeons.


Near as I can tell from my last visit to London about a year ago: the pigeons are now nearly entirely isolated to the Boris Bike racks.

Seriously. They're covered in pigeon shiat from the time they get parked again.
 
2012-06-29 03:09:26 PM  
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2012-06-29 03:19:22 PM  

spentmiles: Just fill one of those firefighting planes with diesel, fly over and dump it in the parking lot, then throw a road flare into the middle of it. Do I have to solve every single tiny problem that you people come up with? Jesus Christ.


Gets tiresome doing ALL the heavy lifting don't it . . .
 
2012-06-29 03:23:21 PM  

gojirast: rhondajeremy: Why don't other cities just do what London, England did for their pigeon overpopulation problem? They fed the pigeons food with birth control hormones in them and now they have successfully brought down the pigeon population without having to shoot them

//don't really have a problem with shooting them if it is quick & painless but for those who do, this is a viable solution.

//when there in 1993, Trafagular Sq was overflowing with hundreds of pigeons-in 2009, when I went back, I saw maybe 5 pigeons.

Near as I can tell from my last visit to London about a year ago: the pigeons are now nearly entirely isolated to the Boris Bike racks.

Seriously. They're covered in pigeon shiat from the time they get parked again.


They're just expressing their opinion of BoJo in the easiest way they know how.
 
2012-06-29 03:58:54 PM  

gojirast: [fashionablygeek.com image 543x543]


I'll I could think of after reading that was Jay-Z yelling "Hit me!"

I LoL'd very loudly
 
2012-06-29 04:12:17 PM  
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All that shooting and not one illegally downloaded movie?

/Shame
 
2012-06-29 04:39:55 PM  
♬♬ You're gonna lose that gull ♬♬ (yes, yes, you're gonna lose that gull)
 
2012-06-29 05:22:20 PM  

Overfiend: That sucks. Seagulls are flying rats.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.


they have the right to live and breathe like everything else. the building is abandoned. why not live and let live.

greggm59: ♬♬ You're gonna lose that gull ♬♬ (yes, yes, you're gonna lose that gull)


ha!
 
2012-06-29 05:38:56 PM  
It's well-known that a Seagull will swallow chicken bones whole. But I fed a turkey thigh bone, which is huge, fed it to a seagull and it swallowed it whole.
 
2012-06-29 05:44:18 PM  
Once I was nauseous and threw up on the street. A pigeon started walking to the barf puddle. I was thinking no you're not really going to do that. But it did the pigeon started eating the solid parts of the barf.
 
2012-06-29 05:48:00 PM  

Kevin72: Once I was nauseous and threw up on the street. A pigeon started walking to the barf puddle. I was thinking no you're not really going to do that. But it did the pigeon started eating the solid parts of the barf.


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FTFY
 
2012-06-29 06:20:21 PM  

NateAsbestos: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: If you having gull problems
I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems,
but the beach ain't one.

Thanks for the transcript of McManus_brother's post


Because they are exactly the same and not at all derivative of a third separate work
 
2012-06-29 06:31:41 PM  
CSB As a youth spending time on Cape Cod I loved fishing off the pier for mackerel and squid which we would eat. But if I could only catch perch (trash fish) I'd tie my line through the gills of a perch , cast it out, and wait for a seagull to eat it. Once they flew off I'd set the bail on my spinning rod and watch them spin in circles before vomiting the perch.
 
2012-06-29 07:15:40 PM  

KrispyKritter: Overfiend: That sucks. Seagulls are flying rats.

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

they have the right to live and breathe like everything else. the building is abandoned. why not live and let live.

greggm59: ♬♬ You're gonna lose that gull ♬♬ (yes, yes, you're gonna lose that gull)

ha!


Under your logic the AIDS virus has a right to live like everything else.

Durr
 
2012-06-29 08:33:40 PM  

laid back w/bud light: CSB As a youth spending time on Cape Cod I loved fishing off the pier for mackerel and squid which we would eat. But if I could only catch perch (trash fish) I'd tie my line through the gills of a perch , cast it out, and wait for a seagull to eat it. Once they flew off I'd set the bail on my spinning rod and watch them spin in circles before vomiting the perch.


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2012-06-30 04:41:25 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: Wait - they have a Sea Gull problem in Michigan?


We have beaches you know.
 
2012-06-30 11:24:32 AM  
They should donate them to homeless shelters etc. The dead ones I mean, for food.
 
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