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2012-06-29 02:15:20 PM
not her best work.

Still would wrong her is weird and interesting ways..
 
2012-06-29 02:19:47 PM
What a coincidence. I tend to be hanging out when I'm on Mila Kunis sites.
 
2012-06-29 02:29:17 PM
That's cool she picks out guys online for her friends. She's like soooo down to Earth!

Maybe she could hook me up.
Not my best photo. Just keepin' it real.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-29 02:35:33 PM
So how much did OKCupid pay Ms. Kunis for that plug?
 
2012-06-29 02:35:45 PM
Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...
 
2012-06-29 02:38:23 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.
 
2012-06-29 02:38:26 PM
Shut up Meg.
 
2012-06-29 02:38:46 PM

carrion_luggage: Shut up Meg.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-06-29 02:42:21 PM

Mark Ratner: That's cool she picks out guys online for her friends. She's like soooo down to Earth!

Maybe she could hook me up.
Not my best photo. Just keepin' it real.


You bought 40 dollars worth of farking film and you didn't even talk to her. You don't even own a camera.
 
2012-06-29 02:43:43 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


well, she did go out with Ashton Kutcher the other night. That's pretty desperate.
 
2012-06-29 02:45:35 PM
What she didn't say is that her profile is a 44-year-old trucker named Big Steve, who's just looking for some road love from the boys.
 
2012-06-29 02:46:11 PM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


I wouldn't. I would babble incoherently in a Biblical tongue while pissing myself.

I'm like the f*cking alpha male of pussy ass white dudes.
 
2012-06-29 02:47:26 PM
I'd give her a daily stab.
 
2012-06-29 02:54:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


She looks like a malnourished bobblehead with no muscle tone, made entirely of chopsticks. I'd be giving her a booklet of McDonald's and Domino's coupons if I got close to her.
 
2012-06-29 02:58:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


I know she's on her way up the Fark tower of obsession. But get a hold of yourself. It's just a chick. Yes she's hot, but holy f*ck man, have some dignity.

yourputtingthepu**yonapedestal.jpg
 
2012-06-29 02:59:45 PM
I think she's great in Modern Family.
 
2012-06-29 03:01:03 PM
many of us
would like cunnilingus
and to penis
Mila Kunis
 
2012-06-29 03:02:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


for my "Cool Story Bro"...
About 10 years ago, I was walking down an empty street late at night in downtown Manhattan. I see a really hot girl walking towards me. As she gets closer I realize it's Angelina Jolie. She looks me up and down and gives me a flirty smile. I'm pretty sure I turned a bright red, looked down, and walked away really fast. I'm a dufus.
 
2012-06-29 03:03:59 PM
I can't imagine that she actually dates guys from the site. She probably gets her giggles making fake profiles and jerking around with the guys who respond to her.
 
2012-06-29 03:08:41 PM
Thats the worst god damn cover photo of her possible.
 
2012-06-29 03:09:24 PM
She looks like a malnourished bobblehead with no muscle tone, made entirely of chopsticks. I'd be giving her a booklet of McDonald's and Domino's coupons if I got close to her.

Hi Studman69!
 
2012-06-29 03:11:02 PM
Oh cool, another girl on OkCupid who will shoot me down.

NOTBITTERATALL
 
2012-06-29 03:11:16 PM

cgraves67: I can't imagine that she actually dates guys from the site. She probably gets her giggles making fake profiles and jerking around with the guys who respond to her.


"We all get together with our laptops and have a glass of wine. Then we message the guy."

Bingo.
 
2012-06-29 03:13:55 PM

bdub77: Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.
Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.

I wouldn't. I would babble incoherently in a Biblical tongue while pissing myself.
I'm like the f*cking alpha male of pussy ass white dudes.


That's why you pups should stay off the field, she needs an older man.
 
2012-06-29 03:15:14 PM
They blasted that cover photo with the airbrush. Made her look like J-Lo.
 
2012-06-29 03:17:56 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.

ventmonkey: About 10 years ago, I was walking down an empty street late at night in downtown Manhattan. I see a really hot girl walking towards me. As she gets closer I realize it's Angelina Jolie. She looks me up and down and gives me a flirty smile. I'm pretty sure I turned a bright red, looked down, and walked away really fast. I'm a dufus.


You can't throw a rock without hitting a hot chick in Manhattan. One of the things I liked about that town.
 
2012-06-29 03:23:04 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: You can't throw a rock without hitting a hot chick in Manhattan. One of the things I liked about that town.


Hitting hot chicks with rocks? It does sound kind of fun...
 
2012-06-29 03:26:20 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.

ventmonkey: About 10 years ago, I was walking down an empty street late at night in downtown Manhattan. I see a really hot girl walking towards me. As she gets closer I realize it's Angelina Jolie. She looks me up and down and gives me a flirty smile. I'm pretty sure I turned a bright red, looked down, and walked away really fast. I'm a dufus.

You can't throw a rock without hitting a hot chick in Manhattan. One of the things I liked about that town.


I hear ya. I'm trying really hard to get stinking rich so I can move back to NY, and not have to work myself to death once I'm there.
 
2012-06-29 03:29:41 PM
kunis
 
2012-06-29 03:31:27 PM
I know a guy who recently tried his luck with the online dating sites.

First, he went to Match.com, where he found the perfect woman, but she was looking for a sugar-daddy. Then he went to areyouinterested.com where he instantly found a woman who was working as a private, contract surgeon in Afghanistan. They spent two weeks talking back and forth (even on the phone) before she tells him all about the $5M in gold bullion a shot-up soldier is trying to get back to his family in the states, and needs his help.
 
2012-06-29 03:46:04 PM
Going on a Match.com search within 5 miles of my hometown is a guilty pleasure. Do it. You'll see people you know. Most of them you'll already understand why they're on there. For them, I think dating sites are a great thing. Others will make you look twice and come to the realization that she really has some pretty big problems that you never knew about and you'll be glad you never called her back.
 
2012-06-29 03:46:48 PM

FTGodWin: I know a guy who recently tried his luck with the online dating sites.

First, he went to Match.com, where he found the perfect woman, but she was looking for a sugar-daddy. Then he went to areyouinterested.com where he instantly found a woman who was working as a private, contract surgeon in Afghanistan. They spent two weeks talking back and forth (even on the phone) before she tells him all about the $5M in gold bullion a shot-up soldier is trying to get back to his family in the states, and needs his help.


But I want to believe she really loves me....

And this is why I don't date anyone anymore. If I met Mila Kunis on OkCupid and she told me who she was before I met her in person I would never speak to her again.
 
2012-06-29 04:04:43 PM

Happy Hours: . If I met Mila Kunis on OkCupid and she told me who she was before I met her in person I would never speak to her again.


Fan sign or todays paper, as if she were a hostage
 
2012-06-29 04:07:45 PM
I met a celeb I didn't recognize, on FB under an assumed name, in one of the FB games; this was back in January. I was being my typical self and it was making her laugh, and she was cute and funny herself so I added her as a game buddy. We wound up becoming friends on FB itself. She mentioned being an actress once, in passing, but not what she'd ever been in. I did an iMDB search for the pseudonym and of course got nothing. Even Mr. Google looked as me like a dog that had just been shown a card trick. I put it down to "model who hasn't made it trying to be an actress, too" because she is pretty damn hot. A couple months later she posts a crypitc one line status that turns out to be the name of her current show. Stupid me, I go to iMDB looking for the pseudonym; nada. Then I start looking through the pics, and she's one of the main stars, and it's one of the top new shows of the season. "Oh wow, cool," I thought.

We'd traded a few PMs up to that point, and commented on each other's silly pics, image macros, whatnot. I dropped her a PM saying that now I actually knew who she was, I was going to go scrounge up the pilot for her show on Hulu, that I was interested to see her work, and that I'd probably always think of her as the pseudonym, because celebrity doesn't really mean a thing to me. People are people.

We exchanged maybe two more PMs and she abandoned the account.

Celebrities are just goofy. Why give your real identity away if you don't want people to know who you are? It's too bad too; I genuinely like the girl when I had no earthly idea who she was.

/CSB - izzat how you do it?
 
2012-06-29 04:07:49 PM
Well, just last week there was an article about how Jessica from True Blood met her beau on Match.com.
 
2012-06-29 04:26:46 PM
How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.
 
2012-06-29 04:33:08 PM

Weisenheimer: How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.


I think everyone just gets drunk and hooks up. Not entirely sure though; haven't had much success.
 
2012-06-29 04:34:36 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
2012-06-29 04:35:02 PM
my friend tried to order a gal from the phillipines, went and visited her, got laid, etc. so he buys her a plane ticket, nice thngs, takes her 4 kids out to a waterpark, she is supposed to come back and marry him in the states, he is going to bring the kids back to the states etc. She skipped out on the plane ride and quit taking his calls, so he hired an ex phillipine military friend to spy on her... shes still married to the father of the 4 kids, and is scamming a bunch of guys... so he hires 4 dudes for 500 dollars to rip her shack down with their bare hands.

/coolest story
//WHAR MILA KUNIZ PICTURES WHAR
 
2012-06-29 04:38:57 PM
I sat in front of her at a college graduation. She's short, but super cute. Her voice is exactly like what you hear on family guy.
 
2012-06-29 04:41:40 PM

Weisenheimer: How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.


Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.

/I met my wife at a karoeke bar. I walked up and said hi, my name is.... 7 years later.... F ME SINGLE FOLKS IT DOESNT NEED TO BE HARD
 
2012-06-29 04:41:53 PM

Modulistic: my friend tried to order a gal from the phillipines, went and visited her, got laid, etc. so he buys her a plane ticket, nice thngs, takes her 4 kids out to a waterpark, she is supposed to come back and marry him in the states, he is going to bring the kids back to the states etc. She skipped out on the plane ride and quit taking his calls, so he hired an ex phillipine military friend to spy on her... shes still married to the father of the 4 kids, and is scamming a bunch of guys... so he hires 4 dudes for 500 dollars to rip her shack down with their bare hands.

/coolest story
//WHAR MILA KUNIZ PICTURES WHAR


Your friend is crazy
 
2012-06-29 04:42:07 PM
Weisenheimer
The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.

some of them are being nice for the whole thing.
 
2012-06-29 04:44:29 PM
Halstread
I walked up and said hi, my name is....

Nice to meet you, Ellipsis.
 
2012-06-29 04:47:08 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Your friend is crazy


no. He's practical.
She needs to be taugh a lesson on trolling.
 
2012-06-29 04:47:57 PM

busy chillin': Halstread
I walked up and said hi, my name is....

Nice to meet you, Ellipsis.


See, look, two strangers having a conversation. Want to go out and grab coffee sometime? Single folks, take note.
 
2012-06-29 04:51:04 PM

SouthernFriedYankee: I genuinely like the girl when I had no earthly idea who she was.


*sigh*
Rule 37, dude.
 
2012-06-29 04:52:44 PM
Halstread
Want to go out and grab coffee sometime?

Sure, I hope you like Kopi luwak.
 
2012-06-29 04:54:55 PM

Halstread: Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.


Everybody, frankly, knows that it starts with some variation of "Hi, my name is [whatever], what's yours?" The problem is maintaining a conversation with a complete stranger from there out is a skill you're supposed to develop some time in elementary school, and some of us failed to learn then. It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

/still working on it.
 
2012-06-29 04:56:01 PM
I've sent her tons of WIE. Why won't she respond?
 
2012-06-29 04:56:25 PM

incendi: It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.


Pretty sure that's where the alcohol comes in.
 
2012-06-29 04:59:05 PM

busy chillin': Halstread
I walked up and said hi, my name is....

Nice to meet you, Ellipsis.


LOL, good jorb.

When I read that comment, my mind went all "Slim Shady."

/ chika-chika
 
2012-06-29 04:59:42 PM

IrateShadow: Pretty sure that's where the alcohol comes in.


Yeah, but my Ballmer Peak for socialization is dangerously close to the "requires assistance walking" phase of drunkenness.
 
2012-06-29 05:00:36 PM
I've tried online dating. It was too much of a hassle, and I shiat you not, I started to feel really bad about continuously turning down perfectly decent guys because I thought they were too fat or bald.
 
2012-06-29 05:00:49 PM

busy chillin': Halstread
Want to go out and grab coffee sometime?

Sure, I hope you like Kopi luwak.


Why arent you high class!? Now I'm definately interested.

Funny related story..... Single friend goes on a date with what turns into a great 2.5 hours of coffee and getting to know each other. Check comes and he looks at the check, looks at her and says "How do you want to handle this?" She smiles and he takes that as its my responsiblity. He thinks hes being funny and says "Ill pick up this one, you get the next one." I could not stop laughing at him about this. He told me he doesnt want a gold digger (and he makes good money). I told him he must not want a second date. Alas, she has not gone back out with him.

/CSB
/Is chivalry dead, really?
 
2012-06-29 05:01:24 PM

IrateShadow: incendi: It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

Pretty sure that's where the alcohol comes in.


I don't drink, and my hobbies seem to be dominated by dudes and couples. :-\

I've been single so long, I don't know if I could operate in a relationship.
 
2012-06-29 05:02:07 PM

incendi: Halstread: Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.

Everybody, frankly, knows that it starts with some variation of "Hi, my name is [whatever], what's yours?" The problem is maintaining a conversation with a complete stranger from there out is a skill you're supposed to develop some time in elementary school, and some of us failed to learn then. It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

/still working on it.


Another reason everyone should spend 3 years in the service industry.
 
2012-06-29 05:03:36 PM

flyinghouse99: I've tried online dating. It was too much of a hassle, and I shiat you not, I started to feel really bad about continuously turning down perfectly decent guys because I thought they were too fat or bald.


DAMMIT!!
 
2012-06-29 05:04:11 PM

Halstread: Another reason everyone should spend 3 years in the service industry.


No doubt that would help, but I don't wanna go back to being poor....
 
2012-06-29 05:04:20 PM
FTGodWin

When I read that comment, my mind went all "Slim Shady."



mine too...but thought the Ellipsis would be funnier.
 
2012-06-29 05:04:46 PM

busy chillin': Weisenheimer
The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.

some of them are being nice for the whole thing.


Fantastic.
 
2012-06-29 05:04:50 PM
FTFA: "We all get together with our laptops and have a glass of wine. Then we message the guy."

That's an utter load of bullshiat... Women don't message men on OkCupid.
 
2012-06-29 05:04:58 PM

Halstread: Another reason everyone should spend 3 years in the service industry.


"Can I take your order?" has yet to work for me.
 
2012-06-29 05:06:21 PM

incendi: IrateShadow: Pretty sure that's where the alcohol comes in.

Yeah, but my Ballmer Peak for socialization is dangerously close to the "requires assistance walking" phase of drunkenness.


Bah as a person who still considers himself rather socially stunted I found that becoming a functional alcoholic did wonders, the more you practice the less aid you need standing or being informed that you've peed yourself as well. Alternatively you could seek out a person of equal condition, but beware of tripping over the crutches in the morning.
 
2012-06-29 05:07:36 PM

vudukungfu: Tat'dGreaser: Your friend is crazy

no. He's practical.
She needs to be taugh a lesson on trolling.


No, he's crazy. $500 a person? If they get caught, they're snitching instantly, and the friend could be in deep shiat.
 
2012-06-29 05:10:59 PM

Halstread: incendi: Halstread: Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.

Everybody, frankly, knows that it starts with some variation of "Hi, my name is [whatever], what's yours?" The problem is maintaining a conversation with a complete stranger from there out is a skill you're supposed to develop some time in elementary school, and some of us failed to learn then. It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

/still working on it.

Another reason everyone should spend 3 years in the service industry.


I don't see what regular bouts with homicidal rage do to help you land a relationship.
 
2012-06-29 05:12:01 PM
She hit my ad one time but I had just started seeing someone so I didnt respond and ook the ad down

/A guy can dream and touch himself cant he?
 
2012-06-29 05:14:36 PM

Fish in a Barrel: IrateShadow: incendi: It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

Pretty sure that's where the alcohol comes in.

I don't drink, and my hobbies seem to be dominated by dudes and couples. :-\

I've been single so long, I don't know if I could operate in a relationship.


I do ballroom/latin dancing. Usually more women than men, the women are in good shape, and you get to press your bodies against eachother and maintain sexual eye contact within seconds of meeting each girl. As a guy it can take a while to build up confidence doing this, as you are usually shy about your dance abilities, but it eventually gets awesome. Women love a guy who can hold eye contact and move confidently.

I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Not that you have to become a dancer....just do something where you have a subject in common with the girls. Take a photography class, a cooking class, do some yoga, volunteer at your local dog shelter. I find it easiest to meet girls when I'm out living my life, rather than trying to meet girls.
 
2012-06-29 05:16:38 PM

ventmonkey: Fish in a Barrel: IrateShadow: incendi: It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

Pretty sure that's where the alcohol comes in.

I don't drink, and my hobbies seem to be dominated by dudes and couples. :-\

I've been single so long, I don't know if I could operate in a relationship.

I do ballroom/latin dancing. Usually more women than men, the women are in good shape, and you get to press your bodies against eachother and maintain sexual eye contact within seconds of meeting each girl. As a guy it can take a while to build up confidence doing this, as you are usually shy about your dance abilities, but it eventually gets awesome. Women love a guy who can hold eye contact and move confidently.

I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Not that you have to become a dancer....just do something where you have a subject in common with the girls. Take a photography class, a cooking class, do some yoga, volunteer at your local dog shelter. I find it easiest to meet girls when I'm out living my life, rather than trying to meet girls.


We have a winna!
 
2012-06-29 05:18:50 PM
I have no reason to believe anything that is stated in an online dating profile.
People are trying to sell themselves and they make shiat up to do it.

ie: I found out my ex had a profile on match.com His photo was about 7yrs old when he was thinner and younger. His claimed to like horses but I knew he was in fact AFRAID of horses. When I called him on it he said that he put that because "most chics like horses".
 
2012-06-29 05:20:24 PM

Mark Ratner: That's cool she picks out guys online for her friends. She's like soooo down to Earth!

Maybe she could hook me up.
Not my best photo. Just keepin' it real.


3.bp.blogspot.com

Where do you buy your underwear?
 
2012-06-29 05:25:07 PM

regindyn: Halstread: incendi: Halstread: Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.

Everybody, frankly, knows that it starts with some variation of "Hi, my name is [whatever], what's yours?" The problem is maintaining a conversation with a complete stranger from there out is a skill you're supposed to develop some time in elementary school, and some of us failed to learn then. It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

/still working on it.

Another reason everyone should spend 3 years in the service industry.

I don't see what regular bouts with homicidal rage do to help you land a relationship.


It won't. But all the drinking after work will help you get laid, the memory of which will somewhat sustain you when the horror of working in the service industry propels you into a prolonged battle with agoraphobia.

Or so I've heard.
 
2012-06-29 05:29:43 PM

FROGSTOMPER: Where do you buy your underwear?


Tent City, I think.
 
jgi
2012-06-29 05:30:08 PM

ventmonkey: Not that you have to become a dancer....just do something where you have a subject in common with the girls. Take a photography class, a cooking class, do some yoga, volunteer at your local dog shelter. I find it easiest to meet girls when I'm out living my life, rather than trying to meet girls.


Listen to this man, for he is wise.

Because I absolutely love Farkers, here is the sure-fire way to meet a great girl.

1. Take care of your body and mind. This means exercise/eating right and reading/culture.
2. Take care of your appearance. Dress like you care, groom yourself, no socks-with-sandles.
3. Take interest in things other than your job. Life is not work. Life is play. What do you like to do for recreation? If you don't have any hobbies, start cultivating hobbies. If your work is also your passion, this is a bonus but still find things outside of your work life to participate in and enjoy.
4. Go forth into the world and participate in your hobbies. Do not do it with the intention of meeting girls. Do it because you enjoy it. You will meet girls.

If you're fat, slovenly, boring, and anti-social it's going to be very difficult to meet a great girl. If these adjectives describe you, work toward changing them. Don't bank on meeting a girl at the bar with the help of alcohol. Sometimes it works out, other times you just meet an alcoholic. Meet someone while participating in a healthy hobby.

Yes, you can do it.
 
2012-06-29 05:32:51 PM

busy chillin': Halstread
Want to go out and grab coffee sometime?

Sure, I hope you like Kopi luwak.


As a regular coffee drinker, I must say, this is the greatest coffee in the farking world. I will never forget the taste. I must usually settle for the Clover machines, but there is nothing like Kopi. If I ever meet a woman whose response to "Wanna grab some coffee" is a discussion about Kopi Luwak, I would propose to her on the spot.

coffee preferences>intelligence>beauty
sharp knees be damned!
 
2012-06-29 05:37:43 PM

DWitchiewoman: I have no reason to believe anything that is stated in an online dating profile.
People are trying to sell themselves and they make shiat up to do it.

ie: I found out my ex had a profile on match.com His photo was about 7yrs old when he was thinner and younger. His claimed to like horses but I knew he was in fact AFRAID of horses. When I called him on it he said that he put that because "most chics like horses".


Oh god I've gone out with a few people who did the bait and switch.
profile: "Oh i love to run marathons!"
reality: 250lb cow who thinks that walking a 5k is the same thing as a marathon
 
2012-06-29 05:38:26 PM
i.imgur.com

ARE MY SERVICES IN THIS THREAD REQUIRED?
 
2012-06-29 05:48:34 PM

FROGSTOMPER: Where do you buy your underwear?


Based on the amount of fabric required, EVERYWHERE.
 
2012-06-29 05:49:33 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Oh cool, another girl on OkCupid who will shoot me down.

NOTBITTERATALL



Came here to say this.
 
2012-06-29 05:53:56 PM

Bloody Templar: Tat'dGreaser: Oh cool, another girl on OkCupid who will shoot me down.

NOTBITTERATALL


Came here to say this.


Thirded.

/97% match? "Nah, I don't think we're that compatible."
 
2012-06-29 05:57:16 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah



If you could move your crying over...just....a little.....more....there. Stand in that corner while I say "Hi" to her.
 
2012-06-29 05:58:35 PM

ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.


Yeah I wonder why

25.media.tumblr.com

i4.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 05:59:56 PM

SnakeLee: Yeah I wonder why


They always say you should keep your socks on for bed, but I'll make an exception here.
 
2012-06-29 06:00:34 PM

incendi: should keep


Shouldn't.

Damnit.
 
2012-06-29 06:01:01 PM

jgi: 4. Go forth into the world and participate in your hobbies. Do not do it with the intention of meeting girls. Do it because you enjoy it. You will meet girls.


I'm pretty sure that depends heavily on the hobby. At least my tabletop wargaming minis painting and gaming hasn't done much for me thus far. Sure it gets me out meeting people on a regular basis(I can't really think of any other things I'd be doing because I enjoy it that would get me out of the house in terms of hobbies), but those people are almost entirely guys, and what few women there are aren't available.

I'm in pretty much the exact same boat as Weisenheimer. I work 8 hours a day weekdays till 6:30, go home, hit the bike trail, shower, make and eat dinner, then game, read or paint for a couple hours till bed. Saturdays are largely dominated by the aforementioned tabletop gaming hobby, Sundays are for dealing with stuff around the house. I don't drink, so I don't do bars other than occasionally hanging out with coworkers, none of whom seem to have any single friends, and I don't have time during the typical week to squeeze in some other activity I wouldn't be doing out of enjoyment as you recommend.

/up front about all that stuff in online dating profiles, surprisingly I don't get any messages
//eh, something will happen when it happens
 
2012-06-29 06:02:33 PM
Tellingthem:
DWitchiewoman: I have no reason to believe anything that is stated in an online dating profile.
People are trying to sell themselves and they make shiat up to do it.

ie: I found out my ex had a profile on match.com His photo was about 7yrs old when he was thinner and younger. His claimed to like horses but I knew he was in fact AFRAID of horses. When I called him on it he said that he put that because "most chics like horses".

Oh god I've gone out with a few people who did the bait and switch.
profile: "Oh i love to run marathons!"
reality: 250lb cow who thinks that walking a 5k is the same thing as a marathon


I just don't get it. Did the 250lb cow have the impression that you were blind? How on earth do people expect to get away with that? I would try online dating except that I'm under the impression that nothing on the internet is true.
 
2012-06-29 06:16:07 PM

jgi: ventmonkey: Not that you have to become a dancer....just do something where you have a subject in common with the girls. Take a photography class, a cooking class, do some yoga, volunteer at your local dog shelter. I find it easiest to meet girls when I'm out living my life, rather than trying to meet girls.

Listen to this man, for he is wise.

Because I absolutely love Farkers, here is the sure-fire way to meet a great girl.

1. Take care of your body and mind. This means exercise/eating right and reading/culture.
2. Take care of your appearance. Dress like you care, groom yourself, no socks-with-sandles.
3. Take interest in things other than your job. Life is not work. Life is play. What do you like to do for recreation? If you don't have any hobbies, start cultivating hobbies. If your work is also your passion, this is a bonus but still find things outside of your work life to participate in and enjoy.
4. Go forth into the world and participate in your hobbies. Do not do it with the intention of meeting girls. Do it because you enjoy it. You will meet girls.

If you're fat, slovenly, boring, and anti-social it's going to be very difficult to meet a great girl. If these adjectives describe you, work toward changing them. Don't bank on meeting a girl at the bar with the help of alcohol. Sometimes it works out, other times you just meet an alcoholic. Meet someone while participating in a healthy hobby.

Yes, you can do it.


Exactly. This was a lesson I learned way to late, but I guess a lesson I had to learn.
 
2012-06-29 06:16:55 PM

sure haven't: Wellon Dowd: Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.

I know she's on her way up the Fark tower of obsession. But get a hold of yourself. It's just a chick. Yes she's hot, but holy f*ck man, have some dignity.

yourputtingthepu**yonapedestal.jpg


of course you put the sweet thing up on a pedestal. makes it easier to see up her dress.
 
jgi
2012-06-29 06:18:04 PM

HalEmmerich: I'm pretty sure that depends heavily on the hobby...


You're right. Maybe you need to lighten up on the time you spend tabletop gaming, and increase other hobbies. You said you bike, what kind of biking do you do? There are distance biking groups you could join, road and trail. I don't know where you live, but I bet you could find something. Even if you're not particularly interested in triathlon training, maybe you could join a triathlon biking training group just to get out there and meet people.

You shouldn't have to give up tabletop gaming; it's a cool, albeit nerdy, hobby. But you're correct that you'll meet fewer women doing it. You'll need to make a greater effort to be social in activities that both sexes enjoy.

I think a good one is yoga. Yoga is pretty frickin' awesome. It helps you get in shape, flexible, mostly women in the classes. You get to sneak peeks at butts in tight pants. Most people you'll meet at yoga classes are great people concerned about health and are glad you also like yoga, a very accepting crowd. It's fun. Only a couple hours per week and who knows what could happen.
 
2012-06-29 06:20:25 PM
HAI GUIZE IS THIS THE MISOGYNY THREAD?!

...no?

/rats
 
2012-06-29 06:22:47 PM

SnakeLee: ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Yeah I wonder why

[25.media.tumblr.com image 300x300]

[i4.photobucket.com image 300x225]


Well, now that Worst Feet contest on Bunheads this week makes more sense. Sheesh.
 
2012-06-29 06:23:59 PM

jgi: Because I absolutely love Farkers, here is the sure-fire way to meet a great girl.

[bunch of horseshiat]

If you're fat, slovenly, boring, and anti-social it's going to be very difficult to meet a great girl. If these adjectives describe you, work toward changing them. Don't bank on meeting a girl at the bar with the help of alcohol. Sometimes it works out, other times you just meet an alcoholic. Meet someone while participating in a healthy hobby.


You must be new around here...the outdoorsy athletic extrovert forum is that way.
 
jgi
2012-06-29 06:30:39 PM

blackminded: You must be new around here...the outdoorsy athletic extrovert forum is that way.


Sorry blackminded, I was Farking back when you were wearing short pants. I'm just here preaching the good word. Nerds can have it all, they just need to try. Nerds are smart and interested in things. They can channel those traits into other areas of life they are less than familiar with and they can be successful.

I like your website, by the way. It's refreshing that you can be so open on the internet about who you are as a person. I think you're the tops, blackminded, and I salute your openness.
 
2012-06-29 06:33:40 PM
a fat guy in his underware TWICE and still not one pict of Mila.
 
2012-06-29 06:39:50 PM

SnakeLee: ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Yeah I wonder why

[25.media.tumblr.com image 300x300]

[i4.photobucket.com image 300x225]


Meh - I wouldn't care if Mila Kunis's feet were made of shiat - I'd still want her.

/not into foot fetishes
 
2012-06-29 07:14:19 PM

ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.


Right there with you....

img862.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-29 07:18:29 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Right there with you....

[img862.imageshack.us image 600x1021]


Take a yoga class. I took one with my wife and my Weeners to her after class was "I wish I knew about this place when I was single".

/ Fortunately, she took it as a joke.
 
2012-06-29 07:26:59 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Right there with you....

[img862.imageshack.us image 600x1021]


Same logic I used when I started Reffing women's Roller Derby.
 
2012-06-29 07:28:08 PM

busy chillin': Halstread
Want to go out and grab coffee sometime?

Sure, I hope you like Kopi luwak.


Had that. Good cup of coffee. For ten dollars. Worth saying I've had it.
 
2012-06-29 07:37:07 PM
As a chick on Okcupid, I gotta say a lot of dudes are liars and get butthurt easily. I was honest and warn everyone I'm a smartass and basically a dick. I get called a biatch quite a bit, but I figure it's part of my charm. :-)

/If I ask the dude out I always pay. It freaks dudes out.
//I met a farker on there and let him touch me with his penis.
///yay slashies!!!
 
2012-06-29 07:39:11 PM

jgi: ventmonkey: Not that you have to become a dancer....just do something where you have a subject in common with the girls. Take a photography class, a cooking class, do some yoga, volunteer at your local dog shelter. I find it easiest to meet girls when I'm out living my life, rather than trying to meet girls.

Listen to this man, for he is wise.

Because I absolutely love Farkers, here is the sure-fire way to meet a great girl.

1. Take care of your body and mind. This means exercise/eating right and reading/culture.
2. Take care of your appearance. Dress like you care, groom yourself, no socks-with-sandles.
3. Take interest in things other than your job. Life is not work. Life is play. What do you like to do for recreation? If you don't have any hobbies, start cultivating hobbies. If your work is also your passion, this is a bonus but still find things outside of your work life to participate in and enjoy.
4. Go forth into the world and participate in your hobbies. Do not do it with the intention of meeting girls. Do it because you enjoy it. You will meet girls.

If you're fat, slovenly, boring, and anti-social it's going to be very difficult to meet a great girl. If these adjectives describe you, work toward changing them. Don't bank on meeting a girl at the bar with the help of alcohol. Sometimes it works out, other times you just meet an alcoholic. Meet someone while participating in a healthy hobby.

Yes, you can do it.


Don't forget bathing, with soap, every day. Use deodorant immediately. Wash your hair daily or every other day. Do not use Axe or Old Spice or patchouli - get your scent from a shampoo you find in the normal person's shampoo aisle. Strawberry or Kiwi VO5 costs a buck, works as well as any other shampoo, and gives you an appealing scent.

And mouthwash when you can't brush your teeth.

There are so many times I tried to set my geeky or European male friends up with geek-friendly female friends of mine, and the odor and cleanliness is the thing which kills all possibility of romance. No matter how charming you are online, it must carry through in person.

And talk about them, not yourself. You are less important than they are in these interactions. You need to be genuinely fascinated by them, or the relationship won't work.
 
2012-06-29 08:54:53 PM

farkin_noob: As a chick on Okcupid, I gotta say a lot of dudes are liars and get butthurt easily. I was honest and warn everyone I'm a smartass and basically a dick. I get called a biatch quite a bit, but I figure it's part of my charm. :-)

/If I ask the dude out I always pay. It freaks dudes out.
//I met a farker on there and let him touch me with his penis.
///yay slashies!!!


Well, crap... Too bad I'm so far from Colorado. You sound like a fun date.
 
2012-06-29 09:09:01 PM

moike: farkin_noob: As a chick on Okcupid, I gotta say a lot of dudes are liars and get butthurt easily. I was honest and warn everyone I'm a smartass and basically a dick. I get called a biatch quite a bit, but I figure it's part of my charm. :-)

/If I ask the dude out I always pay. It freaks dudes out.
//I met a farker on there and let him touch me with his penis.
///yay slashies!!!

Well, crap... Too bad I'm so far from Colorado. You sound like a fun date.


Haha....you must like crazy! ;-)
 
2012-06-29 09:23:05 PM

farkin_noob: moike: farkin_noob: As a chick on Okcupid, I gotta say a lot of dudes are liars and get butthurt easily. I was honest and warn everyone I'm a smartass and basically a dick. I get called a biatch quite a bit, but I figure it's part of my charm. :-)

/If I ask the dude out I always pay. It freaks dudes out.
//I met a farker on there and let him touch me with his penis.
///yay slashies!!!

Well, crap... Too bad I'm so far from Colorado. You sound like a fun date.

Haha....you must like crazy! ;-)


My ex was a derby girl, and the one prior to her raced motorcycles... You tell me if I give off the "I like crazy" vibe.
 
2012-06-29 09:53:00 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


If only there were a linked article to prove you're wrong.
 
2012-06-29 09:55:39 PM

SouthernFriedYankee: I met a celeb I didn't recognize, on FB under an assumed name, in one of the FB games; this was back in January. I was being my typical self and it was making her laugh, and she was cute and funny herself so I added her as a game buddy. We wound up becoming friends on FB itself. She mentioned being an actress once, in passing, but not what she'd ever been in. I did an iMDB search for the pseudonym and of course got nothing. Even Mr. Google looked as me like a dog that had just been shown a card trick. I put it down to "model who hasn't made it trying to be an actress, too" because she is pretty damn hot. A couple months later she posts a crypitc one line status that turns out to be the name of her current show. Stupid me, I go to iMDB looking for the pseudonym; nada. Then I start looking through the pics, and she's one of the main stars, and it's one of the top new shows of the season. "Oh wow, cool," I thought.

We'd traded a few PMs up to that point, and commented on each other's silly pics, image macros, whatnot. I dropped her a PM saying that now I actually knew who she was, I was going to go scrounge up the pilot for her show on Hulu, that I was interested to see her work, and that I'd probably always think of her as the pseudonym, because celebrity doesn't really mean a thing to me. People are people.

We exchanged maybe two more PMs and she abandoned the account.

Celebrities are just goofy. Why give your real identity away if you don't want people to know who you are? It's too bad too; I genuinely like the girl when I had no earthly idea who she was.

/CSB - izzat how you do it?


That wasn't a great way to do it.

Basically you "outed" yer by investigating her as if you were a PI (which, hey, that isn't uncommon, but you don't *let on* that you do it, you moron -- you let them confirm what you already know).

If you actually wanted to keep her on as a friend (which is hard with celebrities, because once you go outside the showbiz bubble, people get weird -- it's hard to tell who is an obsessive person who wants something from you, since 99% of those you meet outside the industry probably does, and 75% of them *in* the industry), you should have let her reveal herself on her own time (assuming it ever happened at all).

In other words, no, that's not how you do it.
 
2012-06-29 10:59:39 PM

farkin_noob: moike: farkin_noob: As a chick on Okcupid, I gotta say a lot of dudes are liars and get butthurt easily. I was honest and warn everyone I'm a smartass and basically a dick. I get called a biatch quite a bit, but I figure it's part of my charm. :-)

/If I ask the dude out I always pay. It freaks dudes out.
//I met a farker on there and let him touch me with his penis.
///yay slashies!!!

Well, crap... Too bad I'm so far from Colorado. You sound like a fun date.

Haha....you must like crazy! ;-)


Did we ever go on a date?

/checks profile
//nope
///alas
 
2012-06-29 11:10:53 PM
If she's not gonna show off her kunis, I don't care about Mila.
 
2012-06-29 11:12:15 PM
She looked positively succulent in Ted.

Call me,Mila!
 
2012-06-29 11:22:44 PM
How the fark can we have a Mila Kunis thread without sweet, sweet Mila Kunis pics?!?! And how did this turn into a dating advice thread?

*points at every one of you
/shame, all of you
//so very disappointed
///I'd do it if I weren't on a phone
 
2012-06-30 12:13:47 AM

Wakefire: farkin_noob: moike: farkin_noob: As a chick on Okcupid, I gotta say a lot of dudes are liars and get butthurt easily. I was honest and warn everyone I'm a smartass and basically a dick. I get called a biatch quite a bit, but I figure it's part of my charm. :-)

/If I ask the dude out I always pay. It freaks dudes out.
//I met a farker on there and let him touch me with his penis.
///yay slashies!!!

Well, crap... Too bad I'm so far from Colorado. You sound like a fun date.

Haha....you must like crazy! ;-)

Did we ever go on a date?

/checks profile
//nope
///alas


Do you want to? ;-)
 
2012-06-30 01:55:03 AM
Tried POF and Match on-and-off for about year after settling in my new location and struggling to create a new circle. Online dating is a great idea in theory, but in practice it's a total crapshoot at best. And for love of god, avoid the free ones if you have other options; they're like reincarnations of MySpace. Some of these girls are on there for the attention and free meal tickets (though I can't blame them for taking advantage of "beta" males).
 
2012-06-30 07:48:57 AM

moike: The Stealth Hippopotamus: ventmonkey: I keep wanting to take a ballet class. Probably 10 ballerinas for every dude, and most of those guys arent interested in the ballerinas.

Right there with you....

[img862.imageshack.us image 600x1021]

Same logic I used when I started Reffing women's Roller Derby.


Yeesh. Maybe 1 in 10 are straight, single, and hittable in my area (Virginia/Richmond/NC).
 
2012-06-30 07:58:31 AM
I met my wife on okcupid so I'm getting a kick out of this.

/not married to Mila Kunis
 
2012-06-30 08:52:42 AM

jgi: ventmonkey: Not that you have to become a dancer....just do something where you have a subject in common with the girls. Take a photography class, a cooking class, do some yoga, volunteer at your local dog shelter. I find it easiest to meet girls when I'm out living my life, rather than trying to meet girls.

Listen to this man, for he is wise.

Because I absolutely love Farkers, here is the sure-fire way to meet a great girl.

1. Take care of your body and mind. This means exercise/eating right and reading/culture.
2. Take care of your appearance. Dress like you care, groom yourself, no socks-with-sandles.
3. Take interest in things other than your job. Life is not work. Life is play. What do you like to do for recreation? If you don't have any hobbies, start cultivating hobbies. If your work is also your passion, this is a bonus but still find things outside of your work life to participate in and enjoy.
4. Go forth into the world and participate in your hobbies. Do not do it with the intention of meeting girls. Do it because you enjoy it. You will meet girls.

If you're fat, slovenly, boring, and anti-social it's going to be very difficult to meet a great girl. If these adjectives describe you, work toward changing them. Don't bank on meeting a girl at the bar with the help of alcohol. Sometimes it works out, other times you just meet an alcoholic. Meet someone while participating in a healthy hobby.

Yes, you can do it.


And remember, once you've hooked that hottie you can quit with all that hobby and hygiene bullshiat. Do it gradually, though. That way, she'll have a growing list of things she wants to change about you. That's like crack to a woman, especially if you fake trying to fix yourself "to be a better man... for her."
 
2012-06-30 09:37:19 AM
Another thing I'd add for advice: be cool under pressure.

Was on a road trip a while back with a girl I'd never met(supposed to be a 3 driver with a mutual friend who backed out), car broke down 6 hours out next to a shop. Instead of freaking out, I whittled my options down to "here's how we can solve this, let's put it in action and go for a walk." Was told later that, though we hit it off during the trip, that that time was the deciding factor in attraction.

/don't consider myself good with women
//I just try to make good conversation with anyone I meet
///lighthearted teasing, good barometer for any interaction regardless of gender
 
2012-06-30 09:59:44 AM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


Oh please....I do that for ALL the ladies. She's nothing special.
 
2012-06-30 11:19:25 AM

Nuclear Monk: Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.

Oh please....I do that for ALL the ladies. She's nothing special.


At least you've found a way to get them to notice you.
 
2012-06-30 01:15:41 PM

cgraves67: I can't imagine that she actually dates guys from the site. She probably gets her giggles making fake profiles and jerking around with the guys who respond to her.


I work in an office of women who do this.
 
2012-06-30 01:19:45 PM

Weisenheimer: How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.


Brides.ru
 
2012-06-30 03:09:11 PM

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: In other words, no, that's not how you do it.


I think you misunderstood. I merely said, "now that I know what show you're on, I'm going to go watch the pilot." I didn't tell her I was looking her up online. Remember, she was the one who "outed" herself, posting the name of her show in her status.

However, point taken. I doubt lighting will strike twice, but should it do so, I'll keep all that in mind. Thanks.
 
2012-06-30 05:36:49 PM
122 posts and not a single Mila Pic. I'm kinda pissed.

/Would do I if I knew.
//And if I wasn't on a phone.
///Slashies.
 
2012-06-30 06:37:41 PM
You're all going to die alone...
 
2012-07-01 01:29:07 AM

flyinghouse99: I've tried online dating. It was too much of a hassle, and I shiat you not, I started to feel really bad about continuously turning down perfectly decent guys because I thought they were too fat or bald.


Women like you are exactly the reason I don't send out any messages online.
 
2012-07-01 03:12:06 AM
I tried online dating for awhile, but 98% of all girls' profiles were a bunch of generic crap like "I'm a princess waiting for her prince." I'd have to spend close to an hour wading through 100 of them before I found one whose personality looked promising. I did finally realize that's because most of the girls in the 18-25 range don't have to try. To be fair, I imagine it's the same for the few girls who take the time to rummage through guys' profiles.
 
2012-07-02 07:42:35 PM

Knight of the Woeful Countenance: flyinghouse99: I've tried online dating. It was too much of a hassle, and I shiat you not, I started to feel really bad about continuously turning down perfectly decent guys because I thought they were too fat or bald.

Women like you are exactly the reason I don't send out any messages online.


Yep. We get told we're shallow, that all we care about is looks. Then we hear shiat like this said with no irony whatsoever.
 
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