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2012-06-29 02:15:20 PM
not her best work.

Still would wrong her is weird and interesting ways..
 
2012-06-29 02:19:47 PM
What a coincidence. I tend to be hanging out when I'm on Mila Kunis sites.
 
2012-06-29 02:29:17 PM
That's cool she picks out guys online for her friends. She's like soooo down to Earth!

Maybe she could hook me up.
Not my best photo. Just keepin' it real.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-29 02:35:33 PM
So how much did OKCupid pay Ms. Kunis for that plug?
 
2012-06-29 02:35:45 PM
Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...
 
2012-06-29 02:38:23 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.
 
2012-06-29 02:38:26 PM
Shut up Meg.
 
2012-06-29 02:38:46 PM

carrion_luggage: Shut up Meg.


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-06-29 02:42:21 PM

Mark Ratner: That's cool she picks out guys online for her friends. She's like soooo down to Earth!

Maybe she could hook me up.
Not my best photo. Just keepin' it real.


You bought 40 dollars worth of farking film and you didn't even talk to her. You don't even own a camera.
 
2012-06-29 02:43:43 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


well, she did go out with Ashton Kutcher the other night. That's pretty desperate.
 
2012-06-29 02:45:35 PM
What she didn't say is that her profile is a 44-year-old trucker named Big Steve, who's just looking for some road love from the boys.
 
2012-06-29 02:46:11 PM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


I wouldn't. I would babble incoherently in a Biblical tongue while pissing myself.

I'm like the f*cking alpha male of pussy ass white dudes.
 
2012-06-29 02:47:26 PM
I'd give her a daily stab.
 
2012-06-29 02:54:32 PM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


She looks like a malnourished bobblehead with no muscle tone, made entirely of chopsticks. I'd be giving her a booklet of McDonald's and Domino's coupons if I got close to her.
 
2012-06-29 02:58:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


I know she's on her way up the Fark tower of obsession. But get a hold of yourself. It's just a chick. Yes she's hot, but holy f*ck man, have some dignity.

yourputtingthepu**yonapedestal.jpg
 
2012-06-29 02:59:45 PM
I think she's great in Modern Family.
 
2012-06-29 03:01:03 PM
many of us
would like cunnilingus
and to penis
Mila Kunis
 
2012-06-29 03:02:23 PM

Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.


for my "Cool Story Bro"...
About 10 years ago, I was walking down an empty street late at night in downtown Manhattan. I see a really hot girl walking towards me. As she gets closer I realize it's Angelina Jolie. She looks me up and down and gives me a flirty smile. I'm pretty sure I turned a bright red, looked down, and walked away really fast. I'm a dufus.
 
2012-06-29 03:03:59 PM
I can't imagine that she actually dates guys from the site. She probably gets her giggles making fake profiles and jerking around with the guys who respond to her.
 
2012-06-29 03:08:41 PM
Thats the worst god damn cover photo of her possible.
 
2012-06-29 03:09:24 PM
She looks like a malnourished bobblehead with no muscle tone, made entirely of chopsticks. I'd be giving her a booklet of McDonald's and Domino's coupons if I got close to her.

Hi Studman69!
 
2012-06-29 03:11:02 PM
Oh cool, another girl on OkCupid who will shoot me down.

NOTBITTERATALL
 
2012-06-29 03:11:16 PM

cgraves67: I can't imagine that she actually dates guys from the site. She probably gets her giggles making fake profiles and jerking around with the guys who respond to her.


"We all get together with our laptops and have a glass of wine. Then we message the guy."

Bingo.
 
2012-06-29 03:13:55 PM

bdub77: Wellon Dowd: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.
Because that's totally believable...

Considering most guys would soil themselves and then pass out if they got within ten feet of her, it might not be as far-fetched as you think.

I wouldn't. I would babble incoherently in a Biblical tongue while pissing myself.
I'm like the f*cking alpha male of pussy ass white dudes.


That's why you pups should stay off the field, she needs an older man.
 
2012-06-29 03:15:14 PM
They blasted that cover photo with the airbrush. Made her look like J-Lo.
 
2012-06-29 03:17:56 PM

MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...


She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.

ventmonkey: About 10 years ago, I was walking down an empty street late at night in downtown Manhattan. I see a really hot girl walking towards me. As she gets closer I realize it's Angelina Jolie. She looks me up and down and gives me a flirty smile. I'm pretty sure I turned a bright red, looked down, and walked away really fast. I'm a dufus.


You can't throw a rock without hitting a hot chick in Manhattan. One of the things I liked about that town.
 
2012-06-29 03:23:04 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: You can't throw a rock without hitting a hot chick in Manhattan. One of the things I liked about that town.


Hitting hot chicks with rocks? It does sound kind of fun...
 
2012-06-29 03:26:20 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.

ventmonkey: About 10 years ago, I was walking down an empty street late at night in downtown Manhattan. I see a really hot girl walking towards me. As she gets closer I realize it's Angelina Jolie. She looks me up and down and gives me a flirty smile. I'm pretty sure I turned a bright red, looked down, and walked away really fast. I'm a dufus.

You can't throw a rock without hitting a hot chick in Manhattan. One of the things I liked about that town.


I hear ya. I'm trying really hard to get stinking rich so I can move back to NY, and not have to work myself to death once I'm there.
 
2012-06-29 03:29:41 PM
kunis
 
2012-06-29 03:31:27 PM
I know a guy who recently tried his luck with the online dating sites.

First, he went to Match.com, where he found the perfect woman, but she was looking for a sugar-daddy. Then he went to areyouinterested.com where he instantly found a woman who was working as a private, contract surgeon in Afghanistan. They spent two weeks talking back and forth (even on the phone) before she tells him all about the $5M in gold bullion a shot-up soldier is trying to get back to his family in the states, and needs his help.
 
2012-06-29 03:46:04 PM
Going on a Match.com search within 5 miles of my hometown is a guilty pleasure. Do it. You'll see people you know. Most of them you'll already understand why they're on there. For them, I think dating sites are a great thing. Others will make you look twice and come to the realization that she really has some pretty big problems that you never knew about and you'll be glad you never called her back.
 
2012-06-29 03:46:48 PM

FTGodWin: I know a guy who recently tried his luck with the online dating sites.

First, he went to Match.com, where he found the perfect woman, but she was looking for a sugar-daddy. Then he went to areyouinterested.com where he instantly found a woman who was working as a private, contract surgeon in Afghanistan. They spent two weeks talking back and forth (even on the phone) before she tells him all about the $5M in gold bullion a shot-up soldier is trying to get back to his family in the states, and needs his help.


But I want to believe she really loves me....

And this is why I don't date anyone anymore. If I met Mila Kunis on OkCupid and she told me who she was before I met her in person I would never speak to her again.
 
2012-06-29 04:04:43 PM

Happy Hours: . If I met Mila Kunis on OkCupid and she told me who she was before I met her in person I would never speak to her again.


Fan sign or todays paper, as if she were a hostage
 
2012-06-29 04:07:45 PM
I met a celeb I didn't recognize, on FB under an assumed name, in one of the FB games; this was back in January. I was being my typical self and it was making her laugh, and she was cute and funny herself so I added her as a game buddy. We wound up becoming friends on FB itself. She mentioned being an actress once, in passing, but not what she'd ever been in. I did an iMDB search for the pseudonym and of course got nothing. Even Mr. Google looked as me like a dog that had just been shown a card trick. I put it down to "model who hasn't made it trying to be an actress, too" because she is pretty damn hot. A couple months later she posts a crypitc one line status that turns out to be the name of her current show. Stupid me, I go to iMDB looking for the pseudonym; nada. Then I start looking through the pics, and she's one of the main stars, and it's one of the top new shows of the season. "Oh wow, cool," I thought.

We'd traded a few PMs up to that point, and commented on each other's silly pics, image macros, whatnot. I dropped her a PM saying that now I actually knew who she was, I was going to go scrounge up the pilot for her show on Hulu, that I was interested to see her work, and that I'd probably always think of her as the pseudonym, because celebrity doesn't really mean a thing to me. People are people.

We exchanged maybe two more PMs and she abandoned the account.

Celebrities are just goofy. Why give your real identity away if you don't want people to know who you are? It's too bad too; I genuinely like the girl when I had no earthly idea who she was.

/CSB - izzat how you do it?
 
2012-06-29 04:07:49 PM
Well, just last week there was an article about how Jessica from True Blood met her beau on Match.com.
 
2012-06-29 04:26:46 PM
How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.
 
2012-06-29 04:33:08 PM

Weisenheimer: How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.


I think everyone just gets drunk and hooks up. Not entirely sure though; haven't had much success.
 
2012-06-29 04:34:36 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: MmmBadEggs: Lemme guess, she's claiming that it's hard for her to get a date.

Because that's totally believable...

She's claiming it's hard TO date. Because she's a celebrity and dating normal people is a pain in the ass.


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
 
2012-06-29 04:35:02 PM
my friend tried to order a gal from the phillipines, went and visited her, got laid, etc. so he buys her a plane ticket, nice thngs, takes her 4 kids out to a waterpark, she is supposed to come back and marry him in the states, he is going to bring the kids back to the states etc. She skipped out on the plane ride and quit taking his calls, so he hired an ex phillipine military friend to spy on her... shes still married to the father of the 4 kids, and is scamming a bunch of guys... so he hires 4 dudes for 500 dollars to rip her shack down with their bare hands.

/coolest story
//WHAR MILA KUNIZ PICTURES WHAR
 
2012-06-29 04:38:57 PM
I sat in front of her at a college graduation. She's short, but super cute. Her voice is exactly like what you hear on family guy.
 
2012-06-29 04:41:40 PM

Weisenheimer: How the hell do people meet anymore? 40 hours a week at work and I'm not going to date anyone there, my friends don't know any single women, church is out because there is no god... The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.


Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.

/I met my wife at a karoeke bar. I walked up and said hi, my name is.... 7 years later.... F ME SINGLE FOLKS IT DOESNT NEED TO BE HARD
 
2012-06-29 04:41:53 PM

Modulistic: my friend tried to order a gal from the phillipines, went and visited her, got laid, etc. so he buys her a plane ticket, nice thngs, takes her 4 kids out to a waterpark, she is supposed to come back and marry him in the states, he is going to bring the kids back to the states etc. She skipped out on the plane ride and quit taking his calls, so he hired an ex phillipine military friend to spy on her... shes still married to the father of the 4 kids, and is scamming a bunch of guys... so he hires 4 dudes for 500 dollars to rip her shack down with their bare hands.

/coolest story
//WHAR MILA KUNIZ PICTURES WHAR


Your friend is crazy
 
2012-06-29 04:42:07 PM
Weisenheimer
The only friendly women I meet are waitresses and I know they're only being nice for the tips.

some of them are being nice for the whole thing.
 
2012-06-29 04:44:29 PM
Halstread
I walked up and said hi, my name is....

Nice to meet you, Ellipsis.
 
2012-06-29 04:47:08 PM

Tat'dGreaser: Your friend is crazy


no. He's practical.
She needs to be taugh a lesson on trolling.
 
2012-06-29 04:47:57 PM

busy chillin': Halstread
I walked up and said hi, my name is....

Nice to meet you, Ellipsis.


See, look, two strangers having a conversation. Want to go out and grab coffee sometime? Single folks, take note.
 
2012-06-29 04:51:04 PM

SouthernFriedYankee: I genuinely like the girl when I had no earthly idea who she was.


*sigh*
Rule 37, dude.
 
2012-06-29 04:52:44 PM
Halstread
Want to go out and grab coffee sometime?

Sure, I hope you like Kopi luwak.
 
2012-06-29 04:54:55 PM

Halstread: Get out of the house and do activites other than eating. Talk to strangers that look "neat" to you, or attractive. Say "hi". Its not gd rocket science. Sorry, this makes me a bit angry when my friends complain about not knowing how to meet people. TALK. DUH.


Everybody, frankly, knows that it starts with some variation of "Hi, my name is [whatever], what's yours?" The problem is maintaining a conversation with a complete stranger from there out is a skill you're supposed to develop some time in elementary school, and some of us failed to learn then. It's much harder to learn as an adult with a fully operational sense of embarrassment.

/still working on it.
 
2012-06-29 04:56:01 PM
I've sent her tons of WIE. Why won't she respond?
 
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