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(South Florida News-Press)   Man kills baby. Wait, it gets worse... In front of baby's mother -- his daughter. Wait, it gets worse... In front of baby's brother, his grandchild. Wait, it gets worse   (news-press.com) divider line 202
    More: Florida, Lehigh Acres, Southwest Florida, death penalty, Honduran, siblings, baby  
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2012-06-29 03:01:59 PM
Daughter
florida.arrests.org
/hotlinked for your Dad-on-daughter pleasure
 
2012-06-29 03:02:10 PM

haemaker: I think he should go, I want to hear the rest of this story. Perhaps he is his own grandpa on top of being the father-grandfather.


Nothing wrong with being your own grandfather:
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2012-06-29 03:02:20 PM
Family visit to the abortion clinic?


/no I did not RTFA
 
2012-06-29 03:02:55 PM
Its hard to read.

Did he have a daughter, and slept with his daughter providing the toddler that he did not execute?
 
2012-06-29 03:03:04 PM
Semi relevant, I heard this yesterday:


"And I am pro death penalty. The argument against it is absurd. 'What if we kill an innocent person'. Seems to me that has proven to work out well in the past, right Christians? John 3:16"

-D. Tosh
 
2012-06-29 03:03:14 PM

apacheco: this man needs to be burned to the point where he almost dies. Than let him be and peel the skin off his bones. Keep this monster alive as long as you can so he faces the worst pain imaginable


This
 
2012-06-29 03:03:41 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Its hard to read.

Did he have a daughter, and slept with his daughter providing the toddler that he did not execute?


Kinda looks that way.
 
2012-06-29 03:03:47 PM
They should take him to the nearest tree and get it over with.
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2012-06-29 03:05:35 PM
-All You Zombies-
 
2012-06-29 03:06:05 PM
 
2012-06-29 03:06:08 PM
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX Freak of nature Daughter 1st Child 2nd Child
Freak of nature XXXXXXXXXXXX Father Father/Grandfather Grandfather
Daughter Daughter XXXXXXXX Mother/Sister Mother
1st child Son/Grandson Mother/Sister XXXXXXXXXX Brother/Nephew
2nd child Grandfather Mother Brother/Uncle XXXXXXXXXXX

That cover it?
 
2012-06-29 03:06:24 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: AirForceVet: I'm OK with the death penalty in this case.

It's too quick, where's the slow agonizing torture?


Let him get married. It is slow agonizing torture. It is common though, so while cruel, it is not unusual punishment.
 
2012-06-29 03:09:37 PM

haemaker: So, let me see if I have this straight...

Man kills grandson and tries to kill daughter because his daughter cheated on him and had a child with another man.

Defense wants to kick the death penalty because he's afraid to travel to Honduras to collect background information.

I think he should go, I want to hear the rest of this story. Perhaps he is his own grandpa on top of being the father-grandfather.


He wonders where all you zombies came from
 
2012-06-29 03:09:40 PM
Can you really consider any of them human at this point? Just set out some poisoned tacos and call it a night.
 
2012-06-29 03:09:45 PM

Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!


He could have molested the grandson while killing him, that would be worse.
 
2012-06-29 03:11:28 PM
Who gives a fark about his past. I'd say what he's just done is what is important now.

Burn baby burn...
 
2012-06-29 03:11:46 PM
Ugh, Fark apparently removes excess spaces when posted, but not in the preview.

person/relationship chart

................. ..... .....Freak of nature Daughter..... 1st Child ....... ....... .. 2nd Child
Freak of nature.... XXXXXXXXXXXX Father ..........Father/Grandfather Grandfather
Daughter ............. Daughter ........ XXXXXXXXXX Mother/Sister ... ...... Mother
1st child ................Son/Grandson Mother/Sister XXXXXXXXXX ... .... . Brother/Nephew
2nd child.............. Grandfather .... Mother... ..... Brother/Uncle ... ... ..XXXXXXXXXXX
 
2012-06-29 03:11:51 PM
I started to make a Marty Allen joke......


matchbin-assets.s3.amazonaws.combadbreeders.net

Then I realized he fell into the "People you thought were dead....but aren't." The guy's still performing @ age 90.
 
2012-06-29 03:12:37 PM

Evil Mackerel: Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!

He could have molested the grandson while killing him, that would be worse.


Or afterwards.
In front of a day care center.
 
2012-06-29 03:13:43 PM

darlid01: Ugh, Fark apparently removes excess spaces when posted, but not in the preview.

person/relationship chart

................. ..... .....Freak of nature Daughter..... 1st Child ....... ....... .. 2nd Child
Freak of nature.... XXXXXXXXXXXX Father ..........Father/Grandfather Grandfather
Daughter ............. Daughter ........ XXXXXXXXXX Mother/Sister ... ...... Mother
1st child ................Son/Grandson Mother/Sister XXXXXXXXXX ... .... . Brother/Nephew
2nd child.............. Grandfather .... Mother... ..... Brother/Uncle ... ... ..XXXXXXXXXXX


That is much more readable, thanks!


/wtf?
 
2012-06-29 03:13:52 PM
Step 1: Shave 1 dozen chihuahuas.
Step 2: Starve said dozen chihuahuas for 1 week.
Step 3: Feed chihuahuas Viagra.
Step 4: Place asswipe into large steel high-sided vat with chihuahuas.
Step 5: La justicia de la grandeza!
 
2012-06-29 03:13:57 PM
The Aristocrats...?
 
2012-06-29 03:14:03 PM
t2.gstatic.com
creepiest/funniest scene evar! rip RD
 
2012-06-29 03:17:23 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Its hard to read.

Did he have a daughter, and slept with his daughter providing the toddler that he did not execute?


Yes
 
2012-06-29 03:18:02 PM
Bring me a pair of pliers and a blow torch...
 
2012-06-29 03:18:51 PM

Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!


His nose could be gushing blood.
 
2012-06-29 03:19:17 PM
i303.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 03:19:20 PM

Santa's Knee: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!

It could be raining.

They could be white.


Umm.... They were white...
 
2012-06-29 03:20:01 PM

apacheco: this man needs to be burned to the point where he almost dies. Than let him be and peel the skin off his bones. Keep this monster alive as long as you can so he faces the worst pain imaginable


The sentence you are looking for is "That you be drawn on a hurdle to the place of execution where you shall be hanged by the neck, and being alive cut down, your privy members shall be cut off and your bowels taken out and burned before you, your head severed from your body and your body divided into four quarters to be disposed of at the King's pleasure."

and yeah, we really don't DO that anymore, it was considered barbaric in the 14th century
 
2012-06-29 03:20:13 PM
I think this is it:

i1194.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 03:20:52 PM

mjstallworth: I'd guess that being in a sexual relationship with one's own father would fark a person up in more ways than can be counted. So, I'd probably be less Judgey Mcjudgey-Pantsabout the mother/daughter. Girl's gotta have issues.


Definitely. I wasn't saying it to pick on her...point I was making is that the father/daddy is a reprehensible scumbag and his daughter is following in his footsteps.
 
2012-06-29 03:21:05 PM

meanmutton: Santa's Knee: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!

It could be raining.

They could be white.

Umm.... They were white...


Come on, there's no way someone with 'Jesus' in their name is white.
 
2012-06-29 03:21:36 PM
I'd say humanity has hit a new low but Rush Limbaugh.
 
2012-06-29 03:21:39 PM

meanmutton: Santa's Knee: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!

It could be raining.

They could be white.

Umm.... They were white...


Not according to the census bureau.
 
2012-06-29 03:23:10 PM
Headline FTA: Lawyer for Lehigh man accused in death of infant grandson wants to bar death penalty in case


A true party of one.
 
2012-06-29 03:30:19 PM
So where in southern Utah did this take place?

/DNRTFA
 
2012-06-29 03:30:22 PM

slayer199: mjstallworth: I'd guess that being in a sexual relationship with one's own father would fark a person up in more ways than can be counted. So, I'd probably be less Judgey Mcjudgey-Pantsabout the mother/daughter. Girl's gotta have issues.

Definitely. I wasn't saying it to pick on her...point I was making is that the father/daddy is a reprehensible scumbag and his daughter is following in his footsteps.


Maybe now with him in jail and her out from under his thumb, she'll be able to pull her shiat together
 
2012-06-29 03:30:41 PM

Gaseous Anomaly: Evil Mackerel: Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!

He could have molested the grandson while killing him, that would be worse.

Or afterwards.
In front of a day care center.


touche
 
2012-06-29 03:31:35 PM

Nutsac_Jim: Its hard to read.

Did he have a daughter, and slept with his daughter providing the toddler that he did not execute?


Yes. He was getting rid of the baby his daughter had that was not his.
 
2012-06-29 03:32:31 PM
The entire family should be dumped in a pit of fluorosulphuric acid so as to destroy any and all genetic materials.

Dip it in the bud, if you will.
 
2012-06-29 03:33:35 PM
as she lie in the driveway of their home, suffering stab wounds to her neck


*headdesk*
 
2012-06-29 03:34:08 PM

hp6sa: I think this is it:

[i1194.photobucket.com image 628x647]


I'm sorry but I think this is going to take animated gifs. Color, full-motion, possibly 3D... and lots of them. Preferably NSFW.
 
2012-06-29 03:34:23 PM
He said he's been unable to attain very much information.

*deaddesk*
 
2012-06-29 03:34:34 PM

trappedspirit: Nutsac_Jim: Its hard to read.

Did he have a daughter, and slept with his daughter providing the toddler that he did not execute?

Yes. He was getting rid of the baby his daughter had that was not his.


Oh, is that all? Carry on then.
 
2012-06-29 03:36:33 PM

meanmutton: Santa's Knee: I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Chariset: HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY GET WORSE?!

It could be raining.

They could be white.

Umm.... They were white...


Their names were Rosales and Salazar, and they were from Honduras. How could they possibly be white?

/acting like white trash doesn't count.
 
2012-06-29 03:38:55 PM
Florida earning it's tag again.
 
Ehh
2012-06-29 03:39:43 PM
hobnail: as she lie in the driveway of their home, suffering stab wounds to her neck

Subby did say it would get worse.
 
2012-06-29 03:41:57 PM
What has been read cannot be unread.
 
2012-06-29 03:42:58 PM
Or as the white residents of southern Utah would call him, "an amateur".

Crap like this, maybe without so much stabbiness, happens all the time in the Mormon fundamentalist polygamist communities in southern Utah.

But these places are an hour away from the nearest cell phone tower, let alone any curious reporters.
 
2012-06-29 03:43:23 PM

Magorn: apacheco: this man needs to be burned to the point where he almost dies. Than let him be and peel the skin off his bones. Keep this monster alive as long as you can so he faces the worst pain imaginable

The sentence you are looking for is "That you be drawn on a hurdle to the place of execution where you shall be hanged by the neck, and being alive cut down, your privy members shall be cut off and your bowels taken out and burned before you, your head severed from your body and your body divided into four quarters to be disposed of at the King's pleasure."

and yeah, we really don't DO that anymore, it was considered barbaric in the 14th century


true i guess i was overreacting at the thought of him slitting a child's throat like he was slicing a piece of bread in half.
 
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