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(The Citizen)   A veterinary surgeon from Sweden has been issued a warning after amputating a cat's penis. With helpful picture of what a penis-less cat might look like   ( divider line 12
    More: Strange, Sweden, front garden, military officials, penis, cats  
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5795 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2012 at 12:42 PM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-29 01:22:28 PM  
8 votes:
2012-06-29 02:57:08 PM  
2 votes:
2012-06-29 01:54:15 PM  
2 votes:
"Penis gone where?"
2012-06-29 01:33:20 PM  
2 votes:

Clownmug: A veterinarian neutered a cat, how is this news?
2012-06-29 01:07:13 PM  
2 votes:

Yes, it's true, sir.
2012-06-30 07:25:19 AM  
1 votes:

i upped my meds-up yours: Lt. Cheese Weasel: Cats don't know if they have a penis or not.

...This is reason number one through eleventy-billion that no man should EVER have a cat...


It's a cat, it doesn't play with it's penis each and every minute of the day or give it a nickname. If it has been neutered then it isn't going have the slightest interest in using its penis for anything other than urinating. If vets do a surgical procedure that means it doesn't have a full penis but can still urinate properly then the cat is not going to care.

Are you the sort of weirdo that would get neuticals put in your pet so it doesn't suffer from body image issues or something?
2012-06-29 01:32:37 PM  
1 votes:
Huh, well, now I know what to say to my husband if he ever complains about urinary issues. Prostate issues, dear? Whelp, off comes that penis. Now, come on, there's no use in arguing. Do I need to go get a crate?
2012-06-29 01:30:48 PM  
1 votes:
"I'm afraid he's a very angry cat, sir. Mr. Twain had him "fixed," and he didn't want to be."

2012-06-29 01:28:22 PM  
1 votes:

Sebastian: It is standard treatment for a cat with chronic urinary crystals. Removal of the penis enlarges the urethra so that if crystals develop, they are more easily passed. It doesn't cure the condition, but it can seriously help cats that have the issue.

My pet sitter has a penis-less male cat. He has had no problems post-surgery and is doing just fine without his penis or his testicles.

/he's a farking cat
//he doesn't need a penis or testicles

^^^ THIS ^^^

My GF's cat had chronic crystals and we didn't have the money for the operation. Sigh.
2012-06-29 01:11:51 PM  
1 votes:
I have a girl cat so I see a penisless cat every day.

/This is a horrible, horrible thing to do to a cat. WTH is wrong with people?
2012-06-29 01:04:04 PM  
1 votes:
There's nothing quite so sad as a pussy without a penis. :(
2012-06-29 12:44:10 PM  
1 votes:
no pussy for the pussy....
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