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Tell Me How My Blog Tastes		2012-06-29 12:19:52 PM

I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Uzzah		2012-06-29 12:32:27 PM

Used, I hope...

Churchy LaFemme		2012-06-29 12:35:57 PM

She totally looks like Julie Bowen....

mcmnky		2012-06-29 12:39:12 PM

Uzzah: Used, I hope...

My thoughts exactly.

groppet		2012-06-29 12:42:06 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Not if I kill you first!

Inaditch		2012-06-29 12:42:13 PM

Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

TheraTx		2012-06-29 12:43:21 PM

Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

go on...

GavinTheAlmighty		2012-06-29 12:45:51 PM

I imagine that she has a movie coming out soon

Uncle Pooky		2012-06-29 12:54:48 PM

GavinTheAlmighty: I imagine that she has ~~a movie~~ me coming ~~out~~ soon

FTFY

Cosmoboy		2012-06-29 01:00:04 PM

Just popped in to say that I think Elizabeth Banks is about the hottest actress on the planet. But then someone mentioned Julie Bowen....
www.meltedbrain.com

Alphax		2012-06-29 01:03:58 PM

She's done a lot of movies lately, that I've not seen yet, but I'm a fan of her anyway.

Cosmoboy		2012-06-29 01:03:59 PM

Hmmm, didn't really want the orange Julie Bowen. Ehhhh, hard to find hot pictures of her....
2.bp.blogspot.com

LeroyBourne		2012-06-29 01:05:46 PM

I have the feeling she's a real hoot IRL, in and out of the bedroom.

Zombie DJ		2012-06-29 01:06:17 PM

She better have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

buttery_shame_cave		2012-06-29 01:08:51 PM

yeah i'd probably let her staple my nuts to a block of dry ice for the privelege of rimming her...

Zoomaster		2012-06-29 01:10:53 PM

I'ld like to use her sex toys!

/if you know what I mean

MonkeyAngst		2012-06-29 01:12:20 PM

We wonder if she doled out the sex toys to her "Hunger Games" cast? Jennifer Lawrence is 21, Josh Hutcherson is just 19 and Liam Hemsworth is 22.
Yeah! Won't somebody think of the... uh... adults?

Not sure I'm seeing the author's point here.

stoli n coke		2012-06-29 01:14:44 PM

I think I'd enjoy having sex with Elizabeth Banks, if you get what I'm saying.

indarwinsshadow		2012-06-29 01:14:57 PM

Zombie DJ: She better have a big trunk because I'm putting my bike in it.

t0.gstatic.com

jmr61		2012-06-29 01:16:54 PM

I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.

jaggars		2012-06-29 01:19:32 PM

jmr61: I'd eat every inch of her.

Literally.

Looks like someone got into the bath salts again...

mariner314		2012-06-29 01:21:23 PM

I've adored this woman for over a decade.

Wellon Dowd		2012-06-29 01:26:31 PM

Ugh! Too old! I'm only interested in women half my age or younger.

PizzaJedi81		2012-06-29 01:28:01 PM

Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Totally gets you, man.

Rwa2play		2012-06-29 01:41:05 PM

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Not if I get to her first and kill you.

PizzaJedi81		2012-06-29 01:58:32 PM

Rwa2play: Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I'd kill all of you to be with Elizabeth Banks. That is all.

Not if I get to her first and kill you.

I'd kill Elizabeth Banks for a chance with you all...wait, hold on, that's not right...

Zoomaster		2012-06-29 02:14:23 PM

Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming

monoski		2012-06-29 02:17:59 PM

Zoomaster: Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming

Tried to submit it already with the following headline:

Dudes, Katie Holmes is going back on the market. Gay dudes, so is Tom Cruise

Handsome B. Wonderful		2012-06-29 02:27:43 PM

I'd stimulate it.

ender44		2012-06-29 02:28:36 PM

I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

PizzaJedi81		2012-06-29 02:30:10 PM

ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

Wait, what? Who was she in that?

TDBoedy		2012-06-29 02:49:35 PM

she's a keeper folks

Zoomaster		2012-06-29 02:56:30 PM

monoski: Zoomaster: Never mind that, "Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes set to divorce"

/oh my god, who saw that coming

Tried to submit it already with the following headline:

Dudes, Katie Holmes is going back on the market. Gay dudes, so is Tom Cruise

==============

I see it has its own thread now with over 150 comments

/but you heard it from us first
//breaking news
///just like CNN

espiaboricua		2012-06-29 02:58:27 PM

MonkeyAngst: We wonder if she doled out the sex toys to her "Hunger Games" cast? Jennifer Lawrence is 21, Josh Hutcherson is just 19 and Liam Hemsworth is 22.
Yeah! Won't somebody think of the... uh... ~~adults~~ people who have seen "The Hunger Games" who think that Jennifer, Josh and Liam are children because they played teenagers in that movie?

Not sure I'm seeing the author's point here.

FTFY so you can see the point... such as it is... the Glee cast is in the same boat.. see: the non-controversy about the GQ cover.

Nana's Vibrator		2012-06-29 03:19:29 PM

Just a quick note. The fact that this woman comes from Pittsfield, Massachusetts is akin to a homeless guy drinking too much and miraculously puking up a winning Powerball ticket.

Uncle Pooky		2012-06-29 03:23:26 PM

Cosmoboy - never seen that football pic of Ms. Banks before. Thank you for improving my life.

ender44		2012-06-29 03:26:52 PM

PizzaJedi81: ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

Wait, what? Who was she in that?

She was Jonah Jameson's receptionist. In the film for like 15 seconds, but 15 smoking hot seconds. She has a short black haircut.

PDXBishop		2012-06-29 03:32:19 PM

PizzaJedi81: ender44: I remember when I first saw her in Spiderman, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

Wait, what? Who was she in that?

She was Betty Brant in all three movies, J. Jonah Jameson's secretary (the one Peter is mercilessly hitting on in the third one, where it looks like they're about to start boning right there on her desk).

Figaro		2012-06-29 03:49:24 PM

Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

Ass to ass!!

Roto-Rot		2012-06-29 03:55:55 PM

Figaro: Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

Ass to ass!!

Ass to ass

Debeo Summa Credo		2012-06-29 04:09:59 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Just a quick note. The fact that this woman comes from Pittsfield, Massachusetts is akin to a homeless guy drinking too much and miraculously puking up a winning Powerball ticket.

Really? I drove through there once 20 years ago on the way to go camping. I thought it was nice. At least not noteworthily dumpy.

WarningMayContainPeanuts		2012-06-29 05:03:23 PM

somethings wrong with her underpants.

PDXBishop		2012-06-29 05:11:24 PM

Roto-Rot: Figaro: Inaditch: Now I'm imagining Elizabeth Banks giving Jennifer Lawrence a large, black, double-ended dildo. And not gift wrapped, if you get what I'm saying.

Ass to ass!!

Ass to ass

Thanks to some friends of mine, I can't watch that scene anymore without hearing the theme to "Catdog" in my head.

/One fine day with a woof and a purr
//A baby was born and it caused a little stir...

Cognitive Displaysia		2012-06-29 05:23:02 PM

Apos		2012-06-29 05:29:42 PM

Sptiffy

KrispyKritter		2012-06-29 06:40:32 PM

WarningMayContainPeanuts: somethings wrong with her underpants.

yes. they are not wrapped around my head. or stuffed in my mouth.

rogue49		2012-06-29 07:16:32 PM

Elizabeth Banks is hot
...and sassy.

/me likes, nuff said

Gulper Eel		2012-06-29 08:15:20 PM

ender44: I remember when I first saw her in ~~Spiderman~~ Wet Hot American Summer, and I thought, who the hell is that? She is so farking hot.

I saw her first.

www.tvsquad.com

She's mine, you understand? Mine! All mine! Get back in there! Down, down, down! Go, go, go! Mine, mine, mine!

Huggermugger		2012-06-29 08:32:25 PM

I'm a straight female, but she is my girl crush.

/gorgeous
//very good actress, can do comedy with the best
///witty
////intelligent

nein		2012-06-29 09:32:20 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Just a quick note. The fact that this woman comes from Pittsfield, Massachusetts is akin to a homeless guy drinking too much and miraculously puking up a winning Powerball ticket.

She went to UPenn before becoming an actress, so clearly her success isn't completely miraculous.

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