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(WPTV)   Matt Lauer regains 120 pounds   (wptv.com) divider line 54
    More: Followup, Savannah Guthrie, Matt Lauer, Ann Curry  
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2012-06-29 12:38:40 PM
Kind of a lateral move.......
 
2012-06-29 12:58:45 PM
Hey, she r a serious reporter.

www.anneofcarversville.com
 
2012-06-29 01:20:51 PM
I'd say she's more than 120.

/she's like 6' something
 
2012-06-29 01:33:51 PM
www.dietpillsjudged.com
 
2012-06-29 01:34:25 PM
What caught my eye was the banner at the top of that page. Holmes and Cruise to divorce!

I'm here for you Katie.
 
2012-06-29 01:36:09 PM
Upgrade!
 
2012-06-29 01:36:14 PM
So Guthrie weighs 120 pounds more than Curry?
 
2012-06-29 01:36:49 PM
I saw her in a porno a couple of months ago... Trying to remember the name... It's on the internet if anyone can find it.
 
2012-06-29 01:36:55 PM
www.greatplacesinc.com
 
2012-06-29 01:38:57 PM

basemetal: Kind of a lateral move.......


Which could be related to the horizontal move she allegedly made with Matt Lauer...
 
2012-06-29 01:39:27 PM
I don't watch morning news. Why did they fire Curry? She seemed pretty unoffensive to me.
 
2012-06-29 01:42:45 PM
Why did they fire Curry? She seemed pretty unoffensive to me.

Seattle morning drive time radio guys were saying that in Matt Lauer's new contract negotiations he made it clear that Curry had to go.
 
2012-06-29 01:44:53 PM
Matt Lauer is crash dieting. We need to stage an intervention, on Intervention, bring in the 24/7 news coverage, and delve into his inner demons resulting in an unhireable has-been.
 
2012-06-29 01:45:44 PM

Omnivorous: Why did they fire Curry? She seemed pretty unoffensive to me.

Seattle morning drive time radio guys were saying that in Matt Lauer's new contract negotiations he made it clear that Curry had to go.


Wow, when the camera is rolling they always seem so chummy and buddy buddy. That takes some real acting to talk to someone like that, that you really dislike.
 
2012-06-29 01:46:11 PM

mortimer_ford: So Guthrie weighs 120 pounds more than Curry?


You missed yesterday's headline.
 
2012-06-29 01:47:19 PM
Jebus, she makes my pants fit funny.
 
2012-06-29 01:50:11 PM
how long before he impregnates her?
 
2012-06-29 01:50:18 PM

Omnivorous: Why did they fire Curry? She seemed pretty unoffensive to me.

Seattle morning drive time radio guys were saying that in Matt Lauer's new contract negotiations he made it clear that Curry had to go.


Matt a smart guy, he knows what works on morning TV. And it wasn't Ann Curry.

I can't find the clip of Savannah singing and playing the guitar, she did alright by me.
 
2012-06-29 01:52:15 PM
She has the required 'perky' factor for morning infotainment. Curry did not. No mystery there.

LeroyBourne: Wow, when the camera is rolling they always seem so chummy and buddy buddy. That takes some real acting backstabby media whore douchebaggery to talk to someone like that, that you really dislike.


Fixed.
 
2012-06-29 01:53:43 PM
That was a crappy way that NBC got rid of Ann Curry, as bad as it was when they got rid of Conan. Can they ever get rid of someone without stabbing them in the back?

And fark Matt Lauer if he was trying to get Ann fired. What a douchbag.
 
2012-06-29 01:58:09 PM
Why don't they get it?
Here, NBC, the greatest gift you'll ever receive:
(From NBC Studios at Rockefeller Plaza, The Today Show, with Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales)
Camera on Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales
Matt: And welcome (blah blah blah I'm a pompous idiot) Natalie?
Camera on Natalie
Natalie:( Words with a smile. President shot. Nuclear fallout. Middle East on Fire. Who cares. Natalie smiling. How short is Natalie's skirt?)
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Does Matty have to talk? Whatever. Let him talk, we can turn the volume down.
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
etc...etc...etc...
 
2012-06-29 01:59:57 PM
i49.tinypic.com
 
2012-06-29 02:01:17 PM
the space aliens are planing something
 
2012-06-29 02:01:33 PM
HOTNESS UPGRADE
 
2012-06-29 02:01:46 PM

skinink: That was a crappy way that NBC got rid of Ann Curry, as bad as it was when they got rid of Conan. Can they ever get rid of someone without stabbing them in the back?


It's called "working in television." It happens industry wide. Your local TV station has done the same douchey things to its employees too, only unlike Curry, who made millions and got a reported $10m severance package from the show, AND is still on the payroll in other areas, they were paying your reporter maybe 30-40 grand a year if he was lucky and gave him a 2 week severance pay when they booted him because the viewers "didn't respond to him."

I haven't watched Today since I was a kid when Gumbel and Pauley were hosting, but if Lauer really thought Curry was bringing the ratings down, he'd be crazy not to insist on a change. If the ratings come down enough, Today gets cancelled and then Lauer's out of a job too.
 
2012-06-29 02:05:03 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Why don't they get it?
Here, NBC, the greatest gift you'll ever receive:
(From NBC Studios at Rockefeller Plaza, The Today Show, with Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales)
Camera on Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales
Matt: And welcome (blah blah blah I'm a pompous idiot) Natalie?
Camera on Natalie
Natalie:( Words with a smile. President shot. Nuclear fallout. Middle East on Fire. Who cares. Natalie smiling. How short is Natalie's skirt?)
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Does Matty have to talk? Whatever. Let him talk, we can turn the volume down.
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
etc...etc...etc...


Yeah...I'm hoping for Natalie. However, The Daily Fail had and article about Matt's wife getting all divorcy if Natalie gets the get. Something about a possible affair between Matt and Nat. Probably won't happen.
 
2012-06-29 02:08:05 PM

othmar: the space aliens are planing something


I'll bet their alien technology will have that surface uniform and within millionths of the surface flatness spec!
Or did you mean planning? I get confused and easily excited by aliens.
 
2012-06-29 02:09:46 PM
The reason I stopped watching Today wasn't because of Ann Curry. I stopped watching because they talk about anything but the actual news. It's also disquieting when I can flip between Today and GMA and at the same time they are talking about the same trivial nonsense.

CBS This Morning is getting the right idea.
 
2012-06-29 02:09:55 PM

Nana's Vibrator: Why don't they get it?
Here, NBC, the greatest gift you'll ever receive:
(From NBC Studios at Rockefeller Plaza, The Today Show, with Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales)
Camera on Matt Lauer and Natalie Morales
Matt: And welcome (blah blah blah I'm a pompous idiot) Natalie?
Camera on Natalie
Natalie:( Words with a smile. President shot. Nuclear fallout. Middle East on Fire. Who cares. Natalie smiling. How short is Natalie's skirt?)
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Does Matty have to talk? Whatever. Let him talk, we can turn the volume down.
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
Camera on Natalie
etc...etc...etc...


If you read the rumors, the camera isn't the only thing at the Today Show that has been on Natalie.
 
2012-06-29 02:25:10 PM
If Today wants to improve its ratings, they need to ditch Kathie Lee and Hoda.
Those two come off like arrogant drunks. Give 'em their own show, don't soil the rep of the Today show.
 
2012-06-29 02:29:19 PM
I thought Ann was kinda hot
 
2012-06-29 02:32:10 PM
Cornbread or rice?

img2-1.timeinc.net
 
2012-06-29 02:42:59 PM

greenbowlpacker: Cornbread or rice?

[img2-1.timeinc.net image 440x330]


Ms. Guthrie needs an upper lip.
 
2012-06-29 02:46:16 PM

Giant Clown Shoe: greenbowlpacker: Cornbread or rice?

[img2-1.timeinc.net image 440x330]

Ms. Guthrie needs an upper lip.


Seriously, where is the upper lip? Is she keeping it stiff?
 
2012-06-29 02:47:28 PM

stupiddream: Holmes and Cruise to divorce!


Would that be Tom Cruise shaving his beard?
 
2012-06-29 02:49:39 PM

Unhip1: If Today wants to improve its ratings, they need to ditch Kathie Lee and Hoda.
Those two come off like arrogant drunks. Give 'em their own show, don't soil the rep of the Today show.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work from home quite often, and have the Today show on frequently. The channel is immediately changed when Hoda and KL come on. The truly suck.

I read somewhere that Hoda is in the top running for Ann's position? Are they farking kidding?
 
2012-06-29 02:58:47 PM

LeroyBourne: Wow, when the camera is rolling they always seem so chummy and buddy buddy. That takes some real acting to talk to someone like that, that you really dislike.


You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public.
 
2012-06-29 03:01:01 PM

The Bunyip: basemetal: Kind of a lateral move.......

Which could be related to the horizontal move she allegedly made with Matt Lauer...


Wasn't that Morales?
 
2012-06-29 03:01:55 PM
Damn I was hoping Matt Lauer was getting a divorce.
 
2012-06-29 03:03:21 PM

Cortez the Killer: Unhip1: If Today wants to improve its ratings, they need to ditch Kathie Lee and Hoda.
Those two come off like arrogant drunks. Give 'em their own show, don't soil the rep of the Today show.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work from home quite often, and have the Today show on frequently. The channel is immediately changed when Hoda and KL come on. The truly suck.

I read somewhere that Hoda is in the top running for Ann's position? Are they farking kidding?


They've already announced Savannah as the new host, starting July 9. She also keeps the title of NBC's chief legal correspondent.
 
2012-06-29 03:05:43 PM

FaygoMaster: The reason I stopped watching Today wasn't because of Ann Curry. I stopped watching because they talk about anything but the actual news. It's also disquieting when I can flip between Today and GMA and at the same time they are talking about the same trivial nonsense.

CBS This Morning is getting the right idea.


Yeah, I don't mind if for the 7:00 hour, but at 8:00 I switch over to CNN international. There's altogether too much Bieber and weight loss tricks, and homes in shiatsville that people still can't afford, and on and on...

/yeah, I'm probably a commie
 
2012-06-29 03:06:54 PM
It's official. Savannah Guthrie has been named co-host of the Today Show, replacing Ann Curry.

Well boy, that puts my mind at ease.

My dog just left a big steaming turd in the lawn, saw her do it. I have to go get it.
That means more to me than any of the afore mentioned.
 
2012-06-29 03:10:30 PM

misanthropologist: Yeah, I don't mind if for the 7:00 hour, but at 8:00 I switch over to CNN international. There's altogether too much Bieber and weight loss tricks, and homes in shiatsville that people still can't afford, and on and on...


That's most morning news shows. As soon as the last second of 7:59AM passes, they all become shut-in entertainment.
 
2012-06-29 03:31:49 PM
Used to watch her on local Tucson news back inna day. so freaking cute.

then she quit to go to law school. Graduated #1 at Georgetown.

acheives #1 score on Arizona bar examination.

par lays all this into where she is now. and she's so freaking cute.
 
2012-06-29 04:48:03 PM
Where do they find these clones?
 
2012-06-29 05:06:53 PM

Dirtybird971: Damn I was hoping Matt Lauer was getting a divorce.


Wasn't there a story that if NBC put Natalie in that chair Matt's wife would divorce him? Has he done the nasty with her or something? And what would prevent him, besides her good sense, from schtupping Savannah?
 
2012-06-29 05:18:14 PM
I used to work at one of KVOA competitors in Tucson. Whenever we would cover the same story, she was always friendly and you could tell she was not your average tvbot.

Congratulations to her and her achievement.
 
2012-06-29 06:53:15 PM

The Bunyip: basemetal: Kind of a lateral move.......

Which could be related to the horizontal move she allegedly made with Matt Lauer...


I thought that was Natalie Morales, which was kind of why the wife said she'd divorce him if she got the gig.
 
2012-06-29 07:07:00 PM
Well now, it would appear I have them confused. Natalie Morales it is (allegedly).
 
2012-06-29 08:04:15 PM

greenbowlpacker: Cornbread or rice?

[img2-1.timeinc.net image 440x330]


While I'm definitely a connoisseur of the Asian persuasion and certainly don't mind someone with a good decade seniority on me, Savannah Guthrie is very, very yummy.
I don't always watch tv, but when I do, the ladies better be really purrdy.
 
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