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(Bitten and Bound)   Usher was granted a restraining order against a woman who claims she has been on his payroll, was promised a home and career help. He went to court, she hit YouTube. w/vid   (bittenandbound.com) divider line 57
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2012-06-29 01:14:57 PM  
I can't be the only person here who was expecting a Budd Dwyer . . .
 
2012-06-29 01:15:45 PM  
When you were those glasses with that sweater vest, you can't blame the ladies for going a bit crazy.

www.bittenandbound.com
 
2012-06-29 01:16:37 PM  
celebratingtvandfilmgeeks.files.wordpress.com
www.bittenandbound.com
 
2012-06-29 01:16:55 PM  
Site blocked. Someone post the youtube link please.
 
2012-06-29 01:18:10 PM  
Tom DuBois will TAKE THE CASE!
 
2012-06-29 01:18:39 PM  
You can almost hear and smell her brain wiring short circuiting as she talks.
 
2012-06-29 01:19:03 PM  
That is some Grade A crazy.
 
2012-06-29 01:19:27 PM  

abhorrent1: Site blocked. Someone post the youtube link please.


Here you go.
 
2012-06-29 01:19:34 PM  
He should take a few pointers from Quincy Jones on how to deal with women like her.
 
2012-06-29 01:21:38 PM  
Where'd she film that, the welfare office?
 
2012-06-29 01:22:24 PM  
From what I heard, she got a baby by Busta.
 
2012-06-29 01:22:26 PM  
Before you all feel sorry for Usher just remember he is the one who unleashed the Bieber on the world.
 
2012-06-29 01:23:00 PM  

mooseyfate: He should take a few pointers from Quincy Jones on how to deal with women like her.


Or Miles Davis.

I used to work with a woman who, every time Miles Davis came on the office radio, would start yelling: "He beat Miss Jane Pittman!"
 
2012-06-29 01:23:03 PM  
turimusic.com
This is all I could think of while watching the entire video.
 
2012-06-29 01:24:20 PM  
Usher looks more like a woman than that chickdude does.
 
2012-06-29 01:25:32 PM  
"Hmm, where should I record my video? I know! The largest room full of people I can possibly find! Brilliant!"
 
2012-06-29 01:28:16 PM  
Still a better love story then Twilight.
 
2012-06-29 01:28:26 PM  
It's not Video, it's Vertical Video.
 
2012-06-29 01:32:03 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

but we're still on the payroll.
 
2012-06-29 01:32:23 PM  

Honest Bender: "Hmm, where should I record my video? I know! The largest room full of people I can possibly find! Brilliant!"


She has to stay in public or the assassins will get her.
 
2012-06-29 01:36:58 PM  
Why would you do this to yourself?

And by "yourself" I mean Usher.

Son, you have dun stucken yo dick in the krazy. I am dissapoint.
 
2012-06-29 01:42:42 PM  

ontariolightning: Before you all feel sorry for Usher just remember he is the one who unleashed the Bieber on the world.


Well, you're making me think that Usher likes little boys who look effeminate... Oh, and that makes complete sense because, why else would Usher refuse the advances of such a delightful woman?

/thanks for all the help there
 
2012-06-29 01:44:04 PM  
Nice how she holds her restraining order with her full name right up there in front of the laptop camera.
 
2012-06-29 01:47:34 PM  
Yee-ikes, looks like she's heading down the Ricardo Lopez career path.

/Hope not, for everyone's sake.
 
2012-06-29 01:50:43 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
"Dis motherfarker went to youtube?"

/Stomp her in the vag
 
2012-06-29 01:53:10 PM  

special20: ontariolightning: Before you all feel sorry for Usher just remember he is the one who unleashed the Bieber on the world.

Well, you're making me think that Usher likes little boys who look effeminate... Oh, and that makes complete sense because, why else would Usher refuse the advances of such a delightful woman?

/thanks for all the help there


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2012-06-29 01:54:05 PM  
I don't care.
 
2012-06-29 01:59:47 PM  

JackieRabbit: I don't care.


No one cares that you don't care. You know how you don't care that I don't care? We all feel that way about your level of caring.
 
2012-06-29 01:59:47 PM  
We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.
 
2012-06-29 02:00:19 PM  
Dang, I feel a bit sorry for her. Not because I think she's telling the truth, but because she's definitely got some bad wiring, and she honestly believes in the reality she created for herself.

There's some crazy behind those eyes...but there's also a lot of desperation.
 
2012-06-29 02:01:19 PM  
Man talk about a woman having a bad vagina day!
 
2012-06-29 02:06:29 PM  

JackieRabbit: I don't care.


And yet, here you are.
 
2012-06-29 02:26:30 PM  
Oooh, she's filing formal charges of "slander and defamation". Boy he's in trouble now. And they've been "exchanging finances". She's got a solid case there, because obviously she has records to back that up, right?
 
2012-06-29 02:27:58 PM  
Well,you know how those people are.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:34 PM  
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2012-06-29 02:38:57 PM  

Nickster79: When you were those glasses...


I have NEVER been those glasses. Either with the sweater or not.
 
2012-06-29 02:39:39 PM  
God that was the most boring video. You would think bat shiat crazy would be more entertaining.
 
2012-06-29 02:49:00 PM  
Search google, for "man dies on ushers boat" or the death of Craig Rochel. He was a deck hand who was an experienced diver, excellent, seaman, and never dove at night. Yet he was found dead with the claim he went night diving alone.

Usher's response was "I am not responsible."

Except for a backpage story, it was covered up.

The dead guy, my cousin. Usher can suck a dick.
 
2012-06-29 02:55:09 PM  
Totes stick you dick in cray cray.
 
2012-06-29 02:55:30 PM  

Two16: Why would you do this to yourself?

And by "yourself" I mean Usher.

Son, you have dun stucken yo dick in the krazy. I am dissapoint.


...there's no evidence that she came anywhere near him, let alone his dick. She's a classic stalker.
 
2012-06-29 02:59:56 PM  

KeithLM: Oooh, she's filing formal charges of "slander and defamation". Boy he's in trouble now. And they've been "exchanging finances". She's got a solid case there, because obviously she has records to back that up, right?


I believe her. They exchanged finances via Western Union! He even used the fake name 'James'!
 
2012-06-29 03:06:26 PM  
I currently am running the mechanical Turing machine that fills my basement in an attempt to formulate a method by which I can actually give a flying f*ck about this story. I shall report back later....
 
2012-06-29 03:18:30 PM  

IlGreven: . She's a classic stalker.


No class for that.
run of teh mill dick sniffer, then,.
 
2012-06-29 04:24:12 PM  
Just the syrupy sentimental and utterly meaningless pop chickens coming home to roost.
 
2012-06-29 04:28:01 PM  
She's got it bad.
 
2012-06-29 04:53:18 PM  
Delusional Disorder...scary stuff
 
2012-06-29 05:00:59 PM  

JackieRabbit: I don't care.


Is this your attempt at rivaling Youtube comments for inane stupidity?
 
2012-06-29 05:11:11 PM  

theflatline: Search google, for "man dies on ushers boat" or the death of Craig Rochel. He was a deck hand who was an experienced diver, excellent, seaman, and never dove at night. Yet he was found dead with the claim he went night diving alone.

Usher's response was "I am not responsible."

Except for a backpage story, it was covered up.

The dead guy, my cousin. Usher can suck a dick.


That sucks about your cousin (condolences), but out of curiosity what do you think Usher could have done to cause his death?
 
2012-06-29 05:13:18 PM  
YeahNo,yeahno,yeahno,yeahno,yeahno,YEAHNO!

/Oblig
 
2012-06-29 06:11:45 PM  

With lyrics like these it's easy to see why women get so infatuated:

From Let Me See:

Chanel hoodie on,
looking like Trayvon Martin,
George Zimmerman don't want it


(technically Rick Ross raps that verse)
 
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