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(The Register)   The RBS meltdown that shut banks in the U.K. for days last week? Yeah, management cut I.T. staff 50% and outsourced it to India. Naturally, an I.T. staffer was blamed   (theregister.co.uk) divider line 114
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2012-06-29 08:47:15 AM
Even when my company outsourced our helpdesk we made sure that we had
in-house, experienced people around to support our core business applications.
Of course, the company we outsourced to were incompetant buffoons and we
stopped doing it and ended up saving a bunch of money.

RBS got what they deserved.
 
2012-06-29 08:53:59 AM
Mishandling of batch schedule data while backing out of an update to CA-7 batch processing software last week caused the disruption that led to 16.9 million customers at RBS, Natwest and Ulsterbank being frozen out of their accounts for days, and ongoing issues in some cases.

CA7 batch scheduling was one of the FIRST things I learned back in the day. I'll bet I could tell you exactly what the indian folks did to scramble their batch cycle. Before I got laid off, a good portion of my day was always spent unscrambling the mistakes made by our outsourcing people.

*sigh*

incidentally, if anyone is looking to hire an IT systems analyst with over 15 years experience drop me a line and i'll forward a resume to your corporate/company website and/or HR department.
 
2012-06-29 09:02:06 AM
further reading:

As noted in previous Reg stories, it is understood that the error was made when backing out of an upgrade from CA-7 v11.1 to v11.3. The CA-7 upgrade took place at the weekend of 16/17th June and a problem was noticed on Monday which prompted a back-out from the upgrade on Tuesday night. In the back-out, an "inexperienced operator" made the wrong move and the day's data was wiped from the system. This created the backlog that has taken so long to clear.

[singsong voice] I know what they did!

that sounds like after the IPL the operator was bringing the system up and either hit 'cold start' or 'reformat'. they're supposed to reply 'warm start', but it's a common n00b mistake to hit the wrong reply at that point in the IPL. essentially you'll lose about 24hrs of data and have to stop the IPL and reload your backups. Now, assuming you TOOK backups prior to implementing the CA7 upgrade, that's about 5 or 6 hours to a full restore but it sounds like these guys weren't following established procedures and either didn't know what their operator had done OR they borked their backups and had to go back to a previous restore and lost even MORE data. either way, that's extremely sloppy work from their outsourced people. so it probably took them over 12 hours to restore from their mistake, roll CA7 back to previous release and THEN they had to restart the batch cycle and recreate all the data they lost before they could let users back on the system. VERY sloppy and incidentally that probably cost the company a couple/few million bucks.
 
2012-06-29 09:39:31 AM
Subby, you fail.

"The actual CA-7 software support team is wholly based in the UK and according to our sources, RBS has not cut that team."
 
2012-06-29 09:56:17 AM
Weaver95: further reading:

As noted in previous Reg stories, it is understood that the error was made when backing out of an upgrade from CA-7 v11.1 to v11.3. The CA-7 upgrade took place at the weekend of 16/17th June and a problem was noticed on Monday which prompted a back-out from the upgrade on Tuesday night. In the back-out, an "inexperienced operator" made the wrong move and the day's data was wiped from the system. This created the backlog that has taken so long to clear.

[singsong voice] I know what they did!

that sounds like after the IPL the operator was bringing the system up and either hit 'cold start' or 'reformat'. they're supposed to reply 'warm start', but it's a common n00b mistake to hit the wrong reply at that point in the IPL. essentially you'll lose about 24hrs of data and have to stop the IPL and reload your backups. Now, assuming you TOOK backups prior to implementing the CA7 upgrade, that's about 5 or 6 hours to a full restore but it sounds like these guys weren't following established procedures and either didn't know what their operator had done OR they borked their backups and had to go back to a previous restore and lost even MORE data. either way, that's extremely sloppy work from their outsourced people. so it probably took them over 12 hours to restore from their mistake, roll CA7 back to previous release and THEN they had to restart the batch cycle and recreate all the data they lost before they could let users back on the system. VERY sloppy and incidentally that probably cost the company a couple/few million bucks.


If they're outsourcing jobs, and their outsourcing was responsible for this failure, then I really feel zero sympathy for RBS. They can EABOD.
 
2012-06-29 10:03:53 AM
xanadian:
If they're outsourcing jobs, and their outsourcing was responsible for this failure, then I really feel zero sympathy for RBS. They can EABOD.


the real kicker is that based on what I read in that article, this was a completely avoidable situation. outsourcing firms don't always hire well trained individuals, nor do they bother training their people to do the jobs for which they were hired. it is VERY easy to screw up even a routine mainframe IPL...throw in a somewhat more complicated task like backing out of a scheduling upgrade package and combine it with poorly trained people and/or poor communications and control and well...that's just begging for a disaster.
 
2012-06-29 10:04:19 AM
Company after company I hear about has been pulling their outsourced / South Asian operations back and putting them back in the US. People are tired of doing the needful.
 
2012-06-29 10:07:27 AM
Generation_D: Company after company I hear about has been pulling their outsourced / South Asian operations back and putting them back in the US. People are tired of doing the needful.

it's difficult to train people for mainframe operations, plus you end up having to PAY them for their highly trained job and experience. A lot of companies want efficiently run IT operations but they don't want to pay for it. so they cut costs wherever/whenever they can and open the door to having their entire network and/or mainframe randomly imploding some weekend.
 
2012-06-29 10:30:59 AM
ok how many of you that clicked the link are in IT?

Me
 
2012-06-29 10:32:29 AM
Weaver95: further reading:

As noted in previous Reg stories, it is understood that the error was made when backing out of an upgrade from CA-7 v11.1 to v11.3. The CA-7 upgrade took place at the weekend of 16/17th June and a problem was noticed on Monday which prompted a back-out from the upgrade on Tuesday night. In the back-out, an "inexperienced operator" made the wrong move and the day's data was wiped from the system. This created the backlog that has taken so long to clear.

[singsong voice] I know what they did!

that sounds like after the IPL the operator was bringing the system up and either hit 'cold start' or 'reformat'. they're supposed to reply 'warm start', but it's a common n00b mistake to hit the wrong reply at that point in the IPL. essentially you'll lose about 24hrs of data and have to stop the IPL and reload your backups. Now, assuming you TOOK backups prior to implementing the CA7 upgrade, that's about 5 or 6 hours to a full restore but it sounds like these guys weren't following established procedures and either didn't know what their operator had done OR they borked their backups and had to go back to a previous restore and lost even MORE data. either way, that's extremely sloppy work from their outsourced people. so it probably took them over 12 hours to restore from their mistake, roll CA7 back to previous release and THEN they had to restart the batch cycle and recreate all the data they lost before they could let users back on the system. VERY sloppy and incidentally that probably cost the company a couple/few million bucks.


Might be a drop in prestige, but if you know SQL Server, Access, and Excel VBA like a badass, my company is looking for such people. Most of us work from home.
 
2012-06-29 10:32:42 AM
Came in for a "Please do the needful" reference. Leaving happy.

Did mainframe ops here as well, I think Weaver95 hit the problem spot on.
 
2012-06-29 10:33:06 AM
xanadian: If they're outsourcing jobs, and their outsourcing was responsible for this failure, then I really feel zero sympathy for RBS. They can EABOD.

Yes, but you also have to remember that, in RBS's view, American jobs are outsourcing. (RBS is the Royal Bank of Scotland). So, in reality, it's not the outsourcing per se that's the problem. It's the outsourcing to places where the workers are incompetent at their new jobs, just to save a buck.
 
2012-06-29 10:33:13 AM
Sounds like somebody forgot to do the needful.
 
2012-06-29 10:35:05 AM
hmm. I'll bet that when they restored CA7 from backups they probably lost their internal database. now, for an experienced scheduler that's merely an annoyance but for an inexperienced scheduling/operations staff that can cause a lot of confusion and mistakes when restarting batch cycle processing.
 
2012-06-29 10:35:07 AM
Not RBC, but same thing....

i332.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 10:38:07 AM
RBS has felt what happens when you do the needful, hopefully they learn from it.

/lost two jobs to out sourcing and/or other short-sighted attempts to cut costs
//IT
 
2012-06-29 10:38:21 AM
tdyak: Came in for a "Please do the needful" reference. Leaving happy.

Did mainframe ops here as well, I think Weaver95 hit the problem spot on.


I once saw our mainframe outsource people hit 'reformat' on a regular sunday morning IPL. THAT was pretty interesting...I wasn't sure what the end result would be, since nobody anywhere EVER hits 'reformat' on IPL. took us about two weeks to finally get everything back to working normally.
 
2012-06-29 10:39:56 AM
Your average developer with decent experience in India will cost around $15/hr, which is next to nothing compared to here.

The problem is you need a project management team in both countries to handle the communication. And because of the overhead, projects take longer to complete, and often times require more QA as well. Costs that it seems like many companies don't take into account.

In my experience, it's not worth it to outsource unless it's for the most basic development, and even then it's questionable.
 
2012-06-29 10:40:57 AM
BumpInTheNight: RBS has felt what happens when you do the needful, hopefully they learn from it.

/lost two jobs to out sourcing and/or other short-sighted attempts to cut costs
//IT


I doubt they learned anything from this experience. outsourcing CAN work...but the only way i've seen it produce results is if/when middle management steps up and exercises draconian levels of control over everything the outsource team does for the company. Most companies don't have middle managers that are able or willing to put in the extra hours necessary to make sure the outsourced teams are doing things in accordance with established best practices.
 
2012-06-29 10:41:08 AM
Offshored and even local immigrant tech resources share a set of very consistent flaws, centered around a sense of desperation over keeping the job. Upper management likes this step-and-fetch-it attitude, which they feel contrasts with their "arrogant" and "lazy" American resources. What they don't learn until a year or so out, when most of their projects fail and system reliability suffers, is that desperation is not the proper motivator for delicate and intellectually demanding, self-directed tasks. And, as it turns out, US systems people are not arrogant and lazy, they are honest and thorough.

Offshor-itis symptoms include:

-Lying about project status and hiding issues.
-Being unable to continue work and instead of asking for help, just sitting and doing nothing, hoping the issue will magically resolve itself. Still billing hours, though.
-Approaching every task as if it is a unique problem, creating entirely new solutions where re-using an existing one would suffice. This is because they don't want to have to ask whoever controls the existing solution for help, or risk being noticed somehow.

Their relatively poor education really shows in the consistent application of anti-patterns, rather than meeting to get help deciding how to accomplish something. Offshored codebases really come into their own the first time they have to be refactored or a large feature needs to be added. May as well re-write, since none of the code was designed with their face more than an inch from the monitor, pouring thousands of lines into a problem with a well-known solution to "look busy".

Offshore guys never produce anything your organization can use for anything else, and everything they do produce is brittle and performs poorly. In short, the answer to the executive question about systems: "How hard can it be?" is "actually, very hard indeed!", and offshore resources are just not up to the task.

/sorry Rajesh, but it's true
 
2012-06-29 10:43:33 AM
YixilTesiphon: Might be a drop in prestige, but if you know SQL Server, Access, and Excel VBA like a badass, my company is looking for such people. Most of us work from home.

Also, our job is to gather and transform data from people in a way that is understandable and user-friendly, so coming from the same culture as our clients (i.e. being American) is very, very important.
 
2012-06-29 10:43:49 AM
Weaver95: tdyak: Came in for a "Please do the needful" reference. Leaving happy.

Did mainframe ops here as well, I think Weaver95 hit the problem spot on.

I once saw our mainframe outsource people hit 'reformat' on a regular sunday morning IPL. THAT was pretty interesting...I wasn't sure what the end result would be, since nobody anywhere EVER hits 'reformat' on IPL. took us about two weeks to finally get everything back to working normally.


The worst mistake I ever made was letting the spool file hit 100%. That was a mess that took a couple hours to clean up. The worst/best part was about 8 people were over my shoulder walking ME through fixing it on a step-by-step basis so that (a) I would NEVER do it again, and (b) If I ever saw it happen again I could fix it.
 
2012-06-29 10:45:16 AM
Weaver95: xanadian:
If they're outsourcing jobs, and their outsourcing was responsible for this failure, then I really feel zero sympathy for RBS. They can EABOD.

the real kicker is that based on what I read in that article, this was a completely avoidable situation. outsourcing firms don't always hire well trained individuals, nor do they bother training their people to do the jobs for which they were hired. it is VERY easy to screw up even a routine mainframe IPL...throw in a somewhat more complicated task like backing out of a scheduling upgrade package and combine it with poorly trained people and/or poor communications and control and well...that's just begging for a disaster.


Give the poor guy a break, he was only following the standard Indian Outsourced IT Troubleshooting Script and got hung up on the first question... "Please to tell me, what is your operating system, Windows XP or Windows 7?"
 
2012-06-29 10:46:17 AM
IlGreven: So, in reality, it's not the outsourcing per se that's the problem. It's the outsourcing to places where the workers are incompetent at their new jobs, just to save a buck.

QFT.

The real problem is that the penalty for not meeting the SLA in outsourcing agreements amounts to the cost of the service. Which is in fact just a fraction of the cost to the business if the service is unavailable.

Let's say RBS pays $10M a year for this service from Tata (or whoever). If Tata farks it up and takes them down for a week, then Tata has to give RBS $200k (usually in free services rather than cash). But the screwup has cost RBS several hundred times that amount. RBS has assumed nearly all the risk.

If you outsource your IT operations, your SLA needs to reflect the cost to the business for downtime. The provider should carry insurance cover that. The insurance company then reviews the providers' operations to ensure that there's no excess risk.
 
2012-06-29 10:46:56 AM
tdyak: Weaver95: tdyak: Came in for a "Please do the needful" reference. Leaving happy.

Did mainframe ops here as well, I think Weaver95 hit the problem spot on.

I once saw our mainframe outsource people hit 'reformat' on a regular sunday morning IPL. THAT was pretty interesting...I wasn't sure what the end result would be, since nobody anywhere EVER hits 'reformat' on IPL. took us about two weeks to finally get everything back to working normally.

The worst mistake I ever made was letting the spool file hit 100%. That was a mess that took a couple hours to clean up. The worst/best part was about 8 people were over my shoulder walking ME through fixing it on a step-by-step basis so that (a) I would NEVER do it again, and (b) If I ever saw it happen again I could fix it.


ooo...yeah, i've seen that happen a couple times. THAT is just plain f*cking ugly - the entire system grinds to a halt. however - as long as you don't let the spool file fill up during the day, you can usually recover before everyone gets back into the office in the morning.
 
2012-06-29 10:47:38 AM
homarjr: and even then it's questionable

Why would any organization introduce such massive risk? It boggles the mind. In the US, you have direct and local access to the best IT people in the world. We literally invented IT and have dominated it for decades. Instead of counting your lucky stars and scooping up the world's best talent, you spit in the face of US IT pros and "give it a whirl" with third-rate knock-off IT people that work bizarre hours and can barely be understood.

It is the essence of short-sightedness. "Why not? What's the worst that can happen?"
 
2012-06-29 10:48:29 AM
YixilTesiphon: YixilTesiphon: Might be a drop in prestige, but if you know SQL Server, Access, and Excel VBA like a badass, my company is looking for such people. Most of us work from home.

Also, our job is to gather and transform data from people in a way that is understandable and user-friendly, so coming from the same culture as our clients (i.e. being American) is very, very important.


hmm. send a link to my fark email address (its in my profile) and i'll check it out. thanks man!
 
2012-06-29 10:49:46 AM
Our EMR vendor has outsourced their first-line support to either India or Pakistan. The other day I open a ticket with them, asking about installation of the new version of their software on Windows XP, which was failing.

Dude wanted to remote into my computer and see what was happening, despite the fact I had provided a screenshot of the message and details in the ticket. OK, fine. I let him remote in and launch my virtual XP box, of course it fails. OK, now he wants to just take control of my computer for a couple hours so he can work on this. He'll email me later on with more info.

No, that's not going to work, this is my main computer and I need it. Can he remote into the users XP machine then? Uh, no, she'll need it too. Well sir, I need to be able to work on this problem blah blah blah.

So finally I set the guy up with remote into my virtual XP box. It's at this point that I realize that I'm supplying a virtualized testing environment for my EMR vendors fist-level support monkeys. Because you know, God forbid you give them access to a server with a few dozen VM's to test with.
 
2012-06-29 10:51:00 AM
Weaver95: I once saw our mainframe outsource people hit 'reformat' on a regular sunday morning IPL. THAT was pretty interesting...I wasn't sure what the end result would be, since nobody anywhere EVER hits 'reformat' on IPL. took us about two weeks to finally get everything back to working normally.

So why isn't there an "Are you sure?" dialog on that option?

Maybe one that requires you to solve a captcha even.

/Especially if the two words are something like "Losta Wholeweekswork"
 
2012-06-29 10:51:38 AM
YixilTesiphon: YixilTesiphon: Might be a drop in prestige, but if you know SQL Server, Access, and Excel VBA like a badass, my company is looking for such people. Most of us work from home.

Weaver95: incidentally, if anyone is looking to hire an IT systems analyst with over 15 years experience drop me a line and i'll forward a resume to your corporate/company website and/or HR department.

This is Fark, not reverse craigslist.

My favorite part FTA:
Though there were competent people working there, our sources said quality of work from India was patchy and that they had raised these problems with RBS management for the past two years.

Management knew there were issues for years, they had it coming. Nothing to see here, move along.
 
2012-06-29 10:51:52 AM
jayhawk88: fist-level support monkeys

Paging Dr. Freud.
 
2012-06-29 10:52:27 AM
mccallcl: homarjr: and even then it's questionable

Why would any organization introduce such massive risk? It boggles the mind. In the US, you have direct and local access to the best IT people in the world. We literally invented IT and have dominated it for decades. Instead of counting your lucky stars and scooping up the world's best talent, you spit in the face of US IT pros and "give it a whirl" with third-rate knock-off IT people that work bizarre hours and can barely be understood.

It is the essence of short-sightedness. "Why not? What's the worst that can happen?"


well...its been my experience that once your corporate culture becomes focused entirely on 'profit at any cost' your organization stops looking ahead and thinking long term and starts only looking at what's going on THIS quarter and maybe whats going to happen next quarter. you don't plan for whats going to happen more than 2 years out because hey - MONEY! add in a leadership organization that uses 'hired guns' as executives and a leadership that doesn't want to be bothered with learning the details of how a major fortune 500 company actually operates and it's easy to see how an insular, greedy and short sighted management team can bork their IT infrastructure and then claim not to know how/why it happened.
 
2012-06-29 10:52:55 AM
mccallcl: homarjr: and even then it's questionable

Why would any organization introduce such massive risk? It boggles the mind. In the US, you have direct and local access to the best IT people in the world. We literally invented IT and have dominated it for decades. Instead of counting your lucky stars and scooping up the world's best talent, you spit in the face of US IT pros and "give it a whirl" with third-rate knock-off IT people that work bizarre hours and can barely be understood.

It is the essence of short-sightedness. "Why not? What's the worst that can happen?"


Salary is an operational expense. Director-level and up gets rewarded by managing down operational expenses. Director level and above rarely understands the nuts and bolts of what it is their people do. They are busy looking at heat maps and trend lines. Thus, outsourcing looks great on paper. And in a year or two later, if outsourcing was a mistake, they can always sell the company which by now has great bottom line operational expenses.

It can take a while for terrible outsourced performance to manifest itself. Businesses are very short sighted, managing quarter-to-quarter usually. So the Directors look like heroes and the company shows great numbers -- til it all comes crashing down in a few quarters later if there's a mass customer defection.

By then you're supposed to have sold the company and pocketed the loot anyway.
 
2012-06-29 10:55:06 AM
Vlad_the_Inaner: Weaver95: I once saw our mainframe outsource people hit 'reformat' on a regular sunday morning IPL. THAT was pretty interesting...I wasn't sure what the end result would be, since nobody anywhere EVER hits 'reformat' on IPL. took us about two weeks to finally get everything back to working normally.

So why isn't there an "Are you sure?" dialog on that option?

Maybe one that requires you to solve a captcha even.

/Especially if the two words are something like "Losta Wholeweekswork"


we had built in a series of 'are you sure' replies into the IPL decision points but...once we handed things over to the outsource people, if someone was determined to screw things up then all they had to do was just sit there on the main console and give the wrong replies at the right time.
 
2012-06-29 10:55:51 AM
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2012-06-29 10:58:09 AM
Generation_D:

It can take a while for terrible outsourced performance to manifest itself. Businesses are very short sighted, managing quarter-to-quarter usually. So the Directors look like heroes and the company shows great numbers -- til it all comes crashing down in a few quarters later if there's a mass customer defection.

By then you're supposed to have sold the company and pocketed the loot anyway.


I used to tally up the mistakes and guesstimate the charge back costs of fixing all the outsourced people screw ups and give a monthly report to our senior manager. I'm pretty sure that's one of the reasons he put my name on the lay off list....apparently, doing my job was not appreciated by the guys who wanted to outsource the entire IT department.
 
2012-06-29 10:59:22 AM
The biggest problem isn't so much about Indian staff, it's the farking consultancy companies.

I did some work for HP and half our team were in India and they were great, but they were also at the higher end of Indian staff, and employees.

What consultancy companies have ALWAYS done (even with UK outsourcing) is to reduce their costs. You get experienced staff early on when everyone is watching what's happening, and then over time, they gradually replace them with cheaper and cheaper staff who get taught by the experienced staff as they move off to other new projects. And this turnover means that you don't get people who know the system. That's not about knowing Oracle or C# but knowing the actual system.

Custom IT simply does not work as an outsourced solution. It has no scale advantages (like package software) so you might as well employ people, even if that means setting up a dev team of your own in India.

The reason people do it is that they think IT is just like business cards or company catering where you throw out one supplier one day and bring in the next and it just doesn't work like that. I've had people approach me about changing their software, took one look at it at how it had 150 tables and said "right, I need 3 weeks just to get to know this stuff and you're going to pay for it", and they told me to fark off. A month or so later, I had them crying down the phone about how someone had farked their database and could I help and I was like "fix a system I don't know under pressure with your nickel-and-dime attitude? Uh no".
 
2012-06-29 10:59:26 AM
Weaver95: A lot of companies want efficiently run IT operations

Eeehhh. I would say a lot of companies want "functional" IT operations. It seems like even now, twenty years deep into the digital workplace, few people truly understand the vast complexity of IT operations and even fewer people understand how to organize that complexity into an efficient and reliable stream of processes. As long as email works, nobody cares how or why, and it certainly doesn't have to be efficient.

I don't know what it's like in shops that are dominated by mainframes like you're describing, but in the standard business world where the IT department's function is basically "make sure email and internet work all the time", it's still awful sloppy. I can't even convince half the people I work with to stop running application servers like Exchange or SQL with domain administrator credentials. If it ever came down to something like this it wouldn't be "gather the team and implement a plan", it would be "hey, Vegan, we seriously farked up the entire system and now we're taking off for the weekend, have it fixed on your own with no help by Monday morning when we get back or you're fired.... oh, and don't change my service accounts to unprivileged accounts while we're away, I don't even know how my own stuff works so we can't take even basic steps to ensure this doesn't happen again".

I guess my point here is that IT is still widely b0rked even when you're not cutting your lifers who practically built the thing and sending their complex work to untrained south-Asian recent grads. It's okay to blame outsourcing for things like this, but I think a lot of tech people have swollen heads and ignore that, realistically, a lot of IT on our own shores is just as defective to begin with.
 
2012-06-29 11:01:12 AM
Weaver95: Vlad_the_Inaner: Weaver95: I once saw our mainframe outsource people hit 'reformat' on a regular sunday morning IPL. THAT was pretty interesting...I wasn't sure what the end result would be, since nobody anywhere EVER hits 'reformat' on IPL. took us about two weeks to finally get everything back to working normally.

So why isn't there an "Are you sure?" dialog on that option?

Maybe one that requires you to solve a captcha even.

/Especially if the two words are something like "Losta Wholeweekswork"

we had built in a series of 'are you sure' replies into the IPL decision points but...once we handed things over to the outsource people, if someone was determined to screw things up then all they had to do was just sit there on the main console and give the wrong replies at the right time.


So you basically gave them a "Choose your own adventure" book?

I had to type in the commands based off of a 3" thick handwritten notebook that covered all possible problems and outcomes. With scribbled notes in the margins you needed a magnifying glass to read.

The only thing that was nicely laid out was the HMC, and that was on OS/2.
 
2012-06-29 11:01:52 AM
mccallcl: homarjr: and even then it's questionable

Why would any organization introduce such massive risk? It boggles the mind. In the US, you have direct and local access to the best IT people in the world. We literally invented IT and have dominated it for decades. Instead of counting your lucky stars and scooping up the world's best talent, you spit in the face of US IT pros and "give it a whirl" with third-rate knock-off IT people that work bizarre hours and can barely be understood.

It is the essence of short-sightedness. "Why not? What's the worst that can happen?"


It's because developers are just monkeys, so to speak. Management often has this idea that they know exactly what they want, and when they get just "anyone" to do it for them, it can be a disaster. IT teams need a back-and-forth type of communication because the IT team knows way more about how a system operates and what it's capable of than management does, in nearly every single case.

It's the same thing with sales. The salesforce knows the product inside and out. They know why people like it and probably how it can be improved. This shouldn't be news to anyone.

Bad management is just people who think they know everything. Good management is people who surround themselves with people who collectively know everything, and use all the information they can get to move forward.

I learned this in my first year of business school. It seems like such common knowledge, but it somehow isn't. It's ridiculous.
 
2012-06-29 11:02:40 AM
Vegan Meat Popsicle: Weaver95: A lot of companies want efficiently run IT operations

Eeehhh. I would say a lot of companies want "functional" IT operations. It seems like even now, twenty years deep into the digital workplace, few people truly understand the vast complexity of IT operations and even fewer people understand how to organize that complexity into an efficient and reliable stream of processes. As long as email works, nobody cares how or why, and it certainly doesn't have to be efficient.

I don't know what it's like in shops that are dominated by mainframes like you're describing, but in the standard business world where the IT department's function is basically "make sure email and internet work all the time", it's still awful sloppy. I can't even convince half the people I work with to stop running application servers like Exchange or SQL with domain administrator credentials. If it ever came down to something like this it wouldn't be "gather the team and implement a plan", it would be "hey, Vegan, we seriously farked up the entire system and now we're taking off for the weekend, have it fixed on your own with no help by Monday morning when we get back or you're fired.... oh, and don't change my service accounts to unprivileged accounts while we're away, I don't even know how my own stuff works so we can't take even basic steps to ensure this doesn't happen again".

I guess my point here is that IT is still widely b0rked even when you're not cutting your lifers who practically built the thing and sending their complex work to untrained south-Asian recent grads. It's okay to blame outsourcing for things like this, but I think a lot of tech people have swollen heads and ignore that, realistically, a lot of IT on our own shores is just as defective to begin with.


We're moving to the Cloud next quarter, I don't know why you spend time upgrading those legacy systems.
 
2012-06-29 11:03:19 AM
Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: This is Fark, not reverse craigslist.

Then GTFO if you don't like it, punk. Those two have been here long before you showed your ass around here, and contribute more to a single thread than you ever will.

/no one talks down to the Weave.
 
2012-06-29 11:05:05 AM
Vegan Meat Popsicle:
I guess my point here is that IT is still widely b0rked even when you're not cutting your lifers who practically built the thing and sending their complex work to untrained south-Asian recent grads. It's okay to blame outsourcing for things like this, but I think a lot of tech people have swollen heads and ignore that, realistically, a lot of IT on our own shores is just as defective to begin with.


oh i'm not saying that US operations is free of its own problems (cliques, infighting, a variety of anti-social personality disorders, etc) but I watched a solid IT organization go from being one of the best run shops in the area - we ran everything from mainframe to various unix flavors to various flavors of windows platforms - get slowly chopped up and sold off or simply outsourced to people who didn't know how to maintain what they'd just been handed. I took pride in my work, and I know I learned something new every day...to see that work just left to rot has been difficult.
 
2012-06-29 11:05:35 AM
Generation_D: We're moving to the Cloud next quarter, I don't know why you spend time upgrading those legacy systems.

+1

i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-29 11:06:07 AM
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noob.
 
2012-06-29 11:06:29 AM
Generation_D:
We're moving to the Cloud next quarter, I don't know why you spend time upgrading those legacy systems.


Because they're paid for, that's why. plus they're reliable and secure....but mostly because they're paid off and not costing any more money to maintain.
 
2012-06-29 11:08:04 AM
Hawnkee: [verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com image 480x366]

shouldn't they be single file?

/queue blasters and weird sandpeople shreek
 
2012-06-29 11:08:56 AM
tdyak:
So you basically gave them a "Choose your own adventure" book?


kinda, yeah. we tried to dumb it down as much as possible, then gave them detailed instructions (I had a hand in writing those, actually) and made sure that they knew that if they had ANY questions - even dumb ones - that they should CALL US before they did something.

didn't matter. the outsource people still went ahead and then wiped the gotdamn mainframe and tried to cover it up afterwards.
 
2012-06-29 11:09:24 AM
You don't see this often in the US. As in no one reports that your problem was caused by outsourcing. Must be against the law to say that somewhere.
Anyway, that is what makes this article interesting, that someone wrote about why it happened.
 
2012-06-29 11:09:41 AM
Babwa Wawa: jayhawk88: fist-level support monkeys

Paging Dr. Freud.


Come on, that clearly was a sex with my mother typo.
 
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