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(politics.hu)   Poetic justice: leader of Hungary's antisemitic party finds out he's Jewish   (politics.hu) divider line 202
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2012-06-29 08:00:07 AM
Can't he just be self-loathing?
 
2012-06-29 08:13:17 AM
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2012-06-29 08:24:49 AM
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2012-06-29 10:48:42 AM
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/Way beyond my D- High School German, so Internet translated
 
2012-06-29 11:20:08 AM
Mazel tov!
 
2012-06-29 11:21:00 AM
I'm curious what Hungary's final solution is:

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2012-06-29 11:21:03 AM
fark all imposed identity
 
2012-06-29 11:21:31 AM
I bet he plotzed upon learning that news..
 
2012-06-29 11:22:18 AM
Being Hungarian, since birth, and step-Jewish, since my father remarried, I say: fark this assclown.
 
2012-06-29 11:22:19 AM
That headline rhymes in Hungarian.
 
2012-06-29 11:22:58 AM
Do you know why Turkey invaded Hungary?
 
2012-06-29 11:23:02 AM
Well. THIS is awkward!
 
2012-06-29 11:23:15 AM
do you know what other anti-Semitic leader had Jewish origins?
 
2012-06-29 11:23:32 AM
You know who else was Jewish?
 
2012-06-29 11:23:54 AM
Jewed?
Literally?
 
2012-06-29 11:24:15 AM
Chuckufarlie!
 
2012-06-29 11:24:15 AM
Strange. I always thought of myself as Jewish, but found out today I was really Hungary.
 
2012-06-29 11:24:25 AM
luckily, like all religions, you aren't it unless you want to be.
 
2012-06-29 11:24:27 AM
OOOH JESUS CHRIIIIST I'M A JEEEEW

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2012-06-29 11:25:24 AM

divgradcurl: luckily, like all religions, you aren't it unless you want to be.


This

Religion is not hereditary.
 
2012-06-29 11:25:34 AM
Does this mean that the Jews run everything?
 
2012-06-29 11:25:51 AM

RanDomino: fark all imposed identity


Good news! Unless he's trying to claim some rite of Judaism (e.g. a Jewish marriage; something which involves determining his "Jewish" status), it doesn't matter. It's more like finding out his family was Swiss.

// my family is German, Hungarian, Russian, Polish, Spanish and probably many others, just in the last 150 years
 
2012-06-29 11:26:22 AM
Well so was Shicklegruber, but he didn't let that stop him, instead he just destroyed all the records, tombstones, or people who might have been able to sustantiate the link
 
2012-06-29 11:26:23 AM

divgradcurl: luckily, like all religions, you aren't it unless you want to be.


In this case, it is usually genetic. That would make you wrong.
 
2012-06-29 11:26:49 AM
Solly Shimshillewitz?
 
2012-06-29 11:27:00 AM
The comments to that article are...

/if Jews run everything, why doesn't everyone just convert to Judaism?
 
2012-06-29 11:27:22 AM
Fark means prick or dick in Hungarian, I believe.
 
2012-06-29 11:27:30 AM

Krymson Tyde: [i232.photobucket.com image 320x240]


I was expecting it to be done in one.
 
2012-06-29 11:27:34 AM

Magorn: Well so was Shicklegruber, but he didn't let that stop him, instead he just destroyed all the records, tombstones, or people who might have been able to sustantiate the link


not everybody can use the town they were born is as an artillery range.
 
2012-06-29 11:28:14 AM
Very bad Internet translation (i.e. word by word never works) Ennuipoet, I'm afraid. Doesn't make any sense at all. I guess you wanted something like this.

Findet heraus, dass er möglicherweise jüdisch ist?
Das gefällt dem Führer gar nicht.
 
2012-06-29 11:28:18 AM

Magorn: Well so was Shicklegruber, but he didn't let that stop him, instead he just destroyed all the records, tombstones, or people who might have been able to sustantiate the link


According to the article, he's already using a "I haven't been acting Jewish so it doesn't count" defense.
 
2012-06-29 11:28:44 AM
I am way too hung over to come up with a good joke for this.
 
2012-06-29 11:29:17 AM
My family is Norwegian - gran and mom are both straight outta Norway. Does this mean I'm Lutheran? Would explain my obsessive consumption of coffee.

/I'm pure California, thankyouverymuch
 
2012-06-29 11:30:13 AM
I have Christian parents, but I am not even part Christian. But if I had Jewish ancestors, I would somehow be all or part Jewish? WTF?
 
2012-06-29 11:30:57 AM
He had successfully infiltrated an anti-semitic gang, until he was outed. Good job, guys.

/Whatever you do, don't blow David Duke's cover.
 
2012-06-29 11:31:17 AM
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2012-06-29 11:31:19 AM

Devolving_Spud: I have Christian parents, but I am not even part Christian. But if I had Jewish ancestors, I would somehow be all or part Jewish? WTF?


Seriously, are you really that stupid?
 
2012-06-29 11:31:57 AM

Devolving_Spud: I have Christian parents, but I am not even part Christian. But if I had Jewish ancestors, I would somehow be all or part Jewish? WTF?


Jewish is actually more than a religion.
 
2012-06-29 11:32:15 AM

divgradcurl: luckily, like all religions, you aren't it unless you want to be.


Things get a little strange here: there is indeed a religion whose followers call themselves Jewish, but there is also an ethnicity whose followers call themselves Jewish (actually, this is an oversimplification: there are several such ethnicities, though they don't usually dispute one another's claims). The "Jewish" referred to in this headline is of the ethnic variety, and that's harder to escape from than simply renouncing one's faith.

A lot of modern anti-Semitism is based on the ethnic version, and if TFA is any indication, this guy's anti-Semitism is as well. This actually fairly new, though, well, you know who else did it (some say he even invented it, and he was certainly the first to make it popular).
 
2012-06-29 11:32:51 AM
One of tfa's comments mentioned a Hungarian saying about this time, the ice cream licked back.
 
2012-06-29 11:32:53 AM
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2012-06-29 11:25:24 AM


divgradcurl: luckily, like all religions, you aren't it unless you want to be.

This

Religion is not hereditary.




It's not just a religion
 
2012-06-29 11:32:59 AM
Error establishing a database connection
 
2012-06-29 11:33:17 AM
Link is farked
 
2012-06-29 11:35:03 AM

Devolving_Spud: I have Christian parents, but I am not even part Christian. But if I had Jewish ancestors, I would somehow be all or part Jewish? WTF?


Jewish refers to both an ethnic group and a religion. Film at 11.
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2012-06-29 11:35:07 AM
excellent correct use of the Ironic tag, subs
 
2012-06-29 11:35:19 AM

Devolving_Spud: I have Christian parents, but I am not even part Christian. But if I had Jewish ancestors, I would somehow be all or part Jewish? WTF?


if your momma was Jewish, YOU are Jewish, and she was Jewish if Her momma was. It's basically a matrelineal thing, and because it's both a religion and tribal identity, conversion/apostasy doesn't get you out of it.
 
mhd
2012-06-29 11:36:17 AM
Hungary's third-largest party is basically fascist? Did not know that...
 
2012-06-29 11:37:31 AM

monoski: Devolving_Spud: I have Christian parents, but I am not even part Christian. But if I had Jewish ancestors, I would somehow be all or part Jewish? WTF?

Jewish is actually more than a religion.


It's actually debated in the more modern parts Jewish community, if "Jewish" is an ethnicity anymore. Sure, traditionally that's the case, but then it means that some Jews are less Jews than others, and that's problematic.
 
2012-06-29 11:37:58 AM
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Are you people really so ignorant about Jewish people?
 
2012-06-29 11:38:39 AM

mhd: Hungary's third-largest party is basically fascist? Did not know that...


yeah, they're real Budapests
 
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