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(The Sun)   A critically ill man wakes from a coma and his first response is a request for a KFC meal. Doctors put him back into coma   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 64
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2012-06-29 08:29:56 AM
Sure... give the man a double down so he can be back in a coma after a massive heart attack.
 
2012-06-29 08:44:40 AM
It's normal to be confused and altered after a long term loss of conciousness. He'll get better.
 
2012-06-29 09:24:55 AM
Ark the Jews gone yet?
 
2012-06-29 10:30:06 AM
i'm confused...he's not black?
 
2012-06-29 10:30:27 AM
balanceoffood.typepad.com
 
2012-06-29 10:31:29 AM
So if we waft the smell of original recipe fried chicken into the neurological ward, it will wake up all the patients in a coma?
 
2012-06-29 10:32:14 AM
A musician with multiple failing livers... hmmmm
 
2012-06-29 10:33:19 AM
The year is 3013, sir. You've been in a coma for over a century. The chickens now rule us. Theirs is a just but brutal rule. The only reason they kept you alive is because you have been deemed "Extra Crispy". I shall alert the sacred friars who operate the sacred fryers that you are now ready to be dipped in a batter of 27 secret herbs and spices (we've developed new herbs and spices) and will be prepared according to the Colonel's time honored methods.
 
2012-06-29 10:33:43 AM
You guys knock KFC, but it's obvious the power of The Colonel's Original Recipe has positive medical properties that have been thus far unknown to man. I, for one, welcome this new discovery. In celebration, I will devour a gallon of KFC mashed potatoes and gravy. I'll live forever!
 
2012-06-29 10:33:47 AM
I bet he smells like that new Famous Bowl.
 
2012-06-29 10:34:54 AM

Harry Freakstorm: ...the sacred friars who operate the sacred fryers...


Nice touch.
 
2012-06-29 10:35:03 AM
"Is that stupid show Sonny And Cher still on the air?"
"No, she won an Oscar and he's a Senator."
"Good night!"
 
2012-06-29 10:35:39 AM

Cubs300: You guys knock KFC, but it's obvious the power of The Colonel's Original Recipe has positive medical properties that have been thus far unknown to man. I, for one, welcome this new discovery. In celebration, I will devour a gallon of KFC mashed potatoes and gravy. I'll live forever!


I thought it was just made of crack. Crack and butter, maybe.
 
2012-06-29 10:35:47 AM

UNC_Samurai: I bet he smells like that new Famous Bowl.


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2012-06-29 10:37:48 AM
Um... wtf is a KFC burger with gravy? Is a chicken sandwich just what us yankees call it?

Colour me confused.
 
2012-06-29 10:40:39 AM
Chicken burger with gravy? He had more sense when he was in the coma. Yuk.
 
2012-06-29 10:41:26 AM
Sam had been in a coma for eight days after developing complications following two liver transplants. He also had a tracheotomy, leaving him unable to speak.

Two liver transplants? Why does he get two livers when I only have one to torture with my rampant alcoholism?
 
2012-06-29 10:42:47 AM
 
2012-06-29 10:44:17 AM
What the god damn is a KFC burger?
 
2012-06-29 10:44:17 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Sam had been in a coma for eight days after developing complications following two liver transplants. He also had a tracheotomy, leaving him unable to speak.

Two liver transplants? Why does he get two livers when I only have one to torture with my rampant alcoholism?


The took his liver out, fixed the leak, then put it back in.
 
2012-06-29 10:47:12 AM
That new KFC sandwich from the Philippines with cheese on top of the bun would blow this guy's mind so hard he'd end up back in that coma.
 
2012-06-29 10:47:55 AM
They should get him the gizzards and livers platter.
 
2012-06-29 10:48:29 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: JackieRabbiatchicken burger with gravy? He had more sense when he was in the coma. Yuk.

well if i was 140 lbs underweight i'd want a head start with some KFC


Fine. Get yourself a three-peice and a biscuit, but not ground up and fried chicken-like substance and grey goo that is passed off to piglets as food.
 
2012-06-29 10:51:48 AM
"But when he asked for a KFC, we knew we had him back."

People who have faced death tend to speak much more from the heart about what they want out of life. Like KFC.
 
2012-06-29 10:53:02 AM
[checks picture in article]

Oh. No wonder he didn't ask for watermelon & malt liquor to go with it.
 
2012-06-29 10:53:51 AM
Popeyes > bojangles > publix > dog food > KFC
 
2012-06-29 10:58:29 AM

vodka: A musician with multiple failing livers... hmmmm


David Crosby?
 
2012-06-29 10:59:37 AM
"Sorry, dude. KFC went out of business 20 years ago..."
 
2012-06-29 10:59:57 AM
jobangles >>> popeyes.
 
2012-06-29 11:01:55 AM

WienerButt: Popeyes > bojangles > publix > dog food > KFC


fark you. now i want popeyes for lunch. thx a lot.
 
Biv
2012-06-29 11:04:32 AM
I don't care what anyone says, KFC is yummy.

/Moderation is your friend
 
2012-06-29 11:09:27 AM
Is it sick that I'm jealous of his size?

/SO bony.
 
2012-06-29 11:13:27 AM
well..
 
2012-06-29 11:16:41 AM

WienerButt: Popeyes > bojangles > publix > dog food > KFC


Homemade > (Popeyes > bojangles > publix > dog food > KFC)

FTFY
 
2012-06-29 11:17:33 AM

Biv: I don't care what anyone says, KFC is yummy.

/Moderation is your friend


weknowmemes.com

/Seriously though, moderation is the way.
 
2012-06-29 11:23:26 AM
"We all held our breath when he started writing. But when he asked for a KFC, we knew we had him back."

Akin to if I woke up from a coma and wrote out "IPA & Jamesons". Anything else and I'm as good as brain dead.
 
2012-06-29 11:27:55 AM
KFC has a chicken burger with gravy? Did not know that

/And I live in Kentucky
//Which is what the "K" in KFC stands for
///In case you didn't know
 
2012-06-29 11:31:28 AM

Biv: I don't care what anyone says, KFC is yummy.

/Moderation is your friend


I've been to 2 KFC's that made me question the existence of decency and humanity. One looked as though there was a food fight mixed with the hair clippings from a salon. And it wasn't trays on tables messyy. There was actually food all over the tables and floors, and I saw long, long black hairs all over the place, stuck in gravy and mashed potatoes and such.

The key is finding a good KFC. I'd say it's a 50/50 chance of finding one. I live near a good KFC. I don't know about the bowls or sandwiches. I just get a 12 piece bucket o' chicken, mashed potatoes, and cole slaw, and eat it over 2-3 days. It calms the monster within me for about 4-8 weeks.
/You Jerks. It was snowing last time I went. Going this weekend. You jerks.
 
2012-06-29 11:33:26 AM
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We can't let him ingest the secret ingredient which makes you crave it fortnightly- in his state, that could kill him, laddie!
 
2012-06-29 11:40:25 AM

wildcat2011: KFC has a chicken burger with gravy? Did not know that

/And I live in Kentucky
//Which is what the "K" in KFC stands for
///In case you didn't know


Yeah, and we also know that the State of Kentucky sued Kentucky Fried Chicken for copyright infringement, which is why it is now called KFC. The state eventually lost the case and KFC had announced that they were reverting to the old name. For some reason, they never did. Cost too much, I guess.
 
2012-06-29 11:43:55 AM

JackieRabbit:
Yeah, and we also know that the State of Kentucky sued Kentucky Fried Chicken for copyright infringement, which is why it is now called KFC. The state eventually lost the case and KFC had announced that they were reverting to the old name. For some reason, they never did. Cost too much, I guess.


I thought it was changed to KFC because it's not really chicken.

/Kentucky Fried Chicken is neither from Kentucky, nor is it fried, nor is it chicken. Discuss.
 
2012-06-29 11:45:19 AM
If I weren't a patriotic American job creator, I would almost think that fast food companies make food that is roughly as addictive as heroin.

USA!
 
2012-06-29 11:51:58 AM

JackieRabbit: wildcat2011: KFC has a chicken burger with gravy? Did not know that

/And I live in Kentucky
//Which is what the "K" in KFC stands for
///In case you didn't know

Yeah, and we also know that the State of Kentucky sued Kentucky Fried Chicken for copyright infringement, which is why it is now called KFC. The state eventually lost the case and KFC had announced that they were reverting to the old name. For some reason, they never did. Cost too much, I guess.


Not true. They changed it to KFC because so many people already had shortened it to that and they thought it was more hip and modern. Totally bogus rumor.
 
2012-06-29 12:01:03 PM
Original crust thigh, with the skin removed.
 
2012-06-29 12:05:27 PM
italiansteelers.edublogs.org
Are the Jews gone?
No
Put me back in!
 
2012-06-29 12:16:17 PM
When my partner came out of his coma the first thing he asked for was bad sake and potato chips.
 
2012-06-29 12:21:39 PM
I hate chickens; nasty, mean and dirty creatures. But goddamn I love me some fried chicken, grocery store, KFC, Bojangles, I just don't care, it tastes good.

Love for El Pollo Loco too.
 
2012-06-29 12:27:31 PM
Sigh. After reading TFA I thought I'd try a big crunch meal with gravy for lunch. I don't think I've ever had their gravy before.

This just in: KFC gravy sucks.
 
2012-06-29 12:57:17 PM
After reading TFA, I also had a chicken craving for lunch. Unfortunately, we do not have a Bojangles here in my town. We have a KFC on what seems like every corner. Because my arteries are most likely already clogged with the crap I've eaten this week, I figured KFC would be a little too greasy. So I went a few exits up and opted for Popeyes. What a mistake. Asked for a 3pc meal with one of the pieces spicy. Wouldn't you know it, just as our McDonalds are around here (which I call McGrabBags), they screw up the order. Spicy piece? No. Requested pieces? No. The chicken also looked like it had been under a warmer overnight with a tiny feather protruding out of the wing piece. Needless to say, I will hold off my chicken urges until we get a Bojangles here. FML.
 
2012-06-29 01:00:21 PM
It was a typo... he meant to type THC
 
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