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(LA Times)   Fat, drunk, stupid, and waving a machete around at a kindergarten graduation is no way to go through life, son. Oh, and I'm going to have to confiscate that meth, too. (w/ mug shot)   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 31
    More: Dumbass, kindergarten graduation, graduation, Toyota Tundra, Laguna Beach, glass, kindergartens  
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2012-06-29 12:59:35 AM  
I'm glad the picture stops where it does.
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2012-06-29 08:33:04 AM  
Fat and on meth? He must be a newbie.
 
2012-06-29 08:39:58 AM  
Where are all the Farkers who were outraged, OUTRAGED, that kindergartens host graduations? Here's your hero you self-centered farks. Here's your farking hero.
 
2012-06-29 08:41:40 AM  
They just farked with the wrong Mexican!
 
2012-06-29 08:42:02 AM  

spentmiles: Where are all the Farkers who were outraged, OUTRAGED, that kindergartens host graduations? Here's your hero you self-centered farks. Here's your farking hero.


Have I told you lately that I love you?

/as a farker of course.
 
2012-06-29 08:42:44 AM  
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2012-06-29 08:45:21 AM  
Drinking beer in your Toyota and waving your machete at kindergarteners is no way to go thru life, son.
 
2012-06-29 08:51:22 AM  
Prolly couldn't find much bush in the NTTAWWT community of Laguna Beach, so the hack drove to Irvine.

BTW Aanneliese is an expensive private school with a liberal arts curriculum. Not sure why he chose that one? Maybe because they emphasize French over Spanish?
 
2012-06-29 08:51:33 AM  
Kindergarten graduation ?

Why do I have this picture in mind ?

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2012-06-29 08:57:29 AM  
Great, NOW you tell me.
 
2012-06-29 09:00:09 AM  

phlegmmo: I'm glad the picture stops where it does.
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Saw him on Seinfeld last night. He was on the subway talking sports to Jerry, who was on his way to pick up his simonized car at a police impound.
 
2012-06-29 09:05:06 AM  
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2012-06-29 09:06:22 AM  
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You have to admit those kindergarten kids are kind of rowdy.
 
2012-06-29 09:12:42 AM  
But why's he nude?

And I guess we can at least be grateful he wasn't high on bath salts trying to eat the entire class.
 
2012-06-29 09:16:14 AM  
Holy shiz, our son went to Analeise Academy from ages 2 to 5. A story like that definitely isn't par for the course in Laguna Beach.
And Irvine? You're lucky to be able to get all the way through that town without getting a DWB (driving while brown); much less so if they actually have a legit reason to be looking for you.
 
2012-06-29 09:25:40 AM  
kindergarten graduation?
 
2012-06-29 09:30:54 AM  

grokca: Fat and on meth? He must be a newbie.


Not necessarily. I had an aunt who was a tweeker for years but she could freakin' mow. I once saw her do two healthy lines and immediately pop open a can of smoked ousters and munch it down. I almost barfed just watching her. She weighed in at just under 500 lbs. and had one of those "meat skirt" bellies. Note that I said "had" an aunt.
 
2012-06-29 09:31:55 AM  
So the 31 year old kindergartener finally graduated from ritalin to meth?
 
2012-06-29 09:44:21 AM  
"man allegedly began waving a machete during a kindergarten graduation ceremony in Laguna Beach has been arrested on suspicion of exhibiting a deadly weapon, possession of drugs and driving under the influence"

Well you might as well get it all out of the way in one shot so you can carry on with your useful and productive life.
 
2012-06-29 09:57:26 AM  
To be fair, his kid only got picked to be the salutatorian when their finger painting was clearly far superior to that snotty Susie's.
 
2012-06-29 10:15:00 AM  
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2012-06-29 10:24:30 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: grokca: Fat and on meth? He must be a newbie.

Not necessarily. I had an aunt who was a tweeker for years but she could freakin' mow. I once saw her do two healthy lines and immediately pop open a can of smoked ousters and munch it down. I almost barfed just watching her. She weighed in at just under 500 lbs. and had one of those "meat skirt" bellies. Note that I said "had" an aunt.


Mmmm...smoked ousters.
 
2012-06-29 10:38:52 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: grokca: Fat and on meth? He must be a newbie.

Not necessarily. I had an aunt who was a tweeker for years but she could freakin' mow. I once saw her do two healthy lines and immediately pop open a can of smoked ousters and munch it down. I almost barfed just watching her. She weighed in at just under 500 lbs. and had one of those "meat skirt" bellies. Note that I said "had" an aunt.


Well, learn something new and disgusting every day.
This is why I come to FARK.
 
2012-06-29 10:54:08 AM  

spentmiles: Where are all the Farkers who were outraged, OUTRAGED, that kindergartens host graduations? Here's your hero you self-centered farks. Here's your farking hero.


Damn, I came here especially to express my wonderment that Americans actually hold graduation ceremonies for kindergarten, but then you came and harshed my buzz.

Not cool man, not cool.
 
2012-06-29 11:00:57 AM  
Man, I wouldn't go near any kindergarten without a machete and meth.
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2012-06-29 11:14:32 AM  

skinink: They just farked with the wrong Mexican!


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Si.
 
2012-06-29 11:18:59 AM  

spentmiles: Where are all the Farkers who were outraged, OUTRAGED, that kindergartens host graduations? Here's your hero you self-centered farks. Here's your farking hero.


I wouldn't say I'm OUTRAGED, but I think it's pretty ridiculous. I mean, basically all a kid has to do to complete kindergarten is not die. Pretty simple. But there's no reason to go waving machetes around about it...
 
2012-06-29 11:30:50 AM  
Mexican't.
 
2012-06-29 11:45:27 AM  
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Little punks, flaunting their fancy kindergarten degrees at me. Ain't my fault I'm not that edumacated.
 
2012-06-29 12:07:24 PM  
What's the deal with Mexicans and machetes?

/I have no idea where I'd go to buy a machete.
//I could probably buy a human toe or a moon rock easier than I could buy a machete.
 
2012-06-29 01:41:02 PM  

FrancoFile: What's the deal with Mexicans and machetes?

/I have no idea where I'd go to buy a machete.
//I could probably buy a human toe or a moon rock easier than I could buy a machete.


Ace Hardware, Home Depot, pawn shop...

/loves my machete
 
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