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(Daily Mail)   Cute 32-year-old arrested for sex with under-16 in park bathroom, presumably wants to be a teacher (w/mugshot)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 133
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2012-06-29 12:10:20 AM  
People are probably flame this girl, but I think she's beautiful. Really beautiful. Probably the prettiest girl I've ever seen.
 
2012-06-29 12:44:34 AM  

shanrick: People are probably flame this girl,


Huh?

shanrick: Probably the prettiest girl I've ever seen.

Cant tell if serious. Her eyes are too far apart. She looks like the Joker's sister, IMHO.
 
2012-06-29 01:35:21 AM  
She reminds me of a fat Katy Perry.
 
2012-06-29 01:36:08 AM  
She later said she felt 'sick to her stomach and realized what she had done was wrong

Prolly something she ate.. drank.. w/e
 
2012-06-29 01:36:48 AM  
Is there a reason we have to link the Daily Fail for every story about an American teacher getting their jiggy on with an American kid?

I'm just curious. It seems like an unwritten rule, or something...
 
2012-06-29 01:37:08 AM  
From the mugshot she's not really a head turner, but not repulsive either.
 
2012-06-29 01:37:34 AM  
She was arrested on Wednesday after the teenager told police about their alleged relationship and let him listen in on a phone call.

/homo
 
2012-06-29 01:38:01 AM  
I wouldn't say she's unattractive, but cute isn't the word.

No, I don't know what the word is.
 
2012-06-29 01:39:47 AM  
she has a winning smile and likes hot and nasty park bathroom sex.

a farker's wet dream?
 
2012-06-29 01:39:53 AM  

Ashtrey: I wouldn't say she's unattractive, but cute isn't the word.

No, I don't know what the word is.


Crazy.
 
2012-06-29 01:40:05 AM  
I can't imagine why anyone would talk to the cops, even the guilty people. The cops are there to investigate a rape and she figures if she asks the cops to help her get counseling to "make it right" that they'll help her?
 
2012-06-29 01:41:06 AM  
Destiny Ruth Witte, from Lakeland, Orlando

hmmm, Which is it...Lakeland or Orlando?
 
2012-06-29 01:42:05 AM  
It's not everyday a young lad comes upon his Destiny.
 
2012-06-29 01:42:26 AM  
who's that dude in the picture
 
2012-06-29 01:43:39 AM  
Her facebook page seems to be open... Just sayin, have fun folks.
 
2012-06-29 01:46:28 AM  
Nice.


/nice
 
2012-06-29 01:46:57 AM  
Her smoker's teeth are kind of gross.
 
2012-06-29 01:47:55 AM  
He talked to the police?!?
Maybe she creeped him out?
Some dames are frikin' creepy. You'll know it when you have sex with one.

I wish I didn't know that from experience.
 
2012-06-29 01:51:36 AM  
"I'm your DENSITY"

i1177.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 01:53:10 AM  
www.fogodatacenters.com
Density
 
2012-06-29 01:54:08 AM  

gbv23: "I'm your DENSITY"

[i1177.photobucket.com image 200x200]


90 seconds!
*shakes tiny fist*
 
2012-06-29 01:55:11 AM  
forums.pelicanparts.com
 
2012-06-29 02:04:47 AM  
content.internetvideoarchive.com
 
2012-06-29 02:05:00 AM  

hammettman: It's not everyday a young lad comes upon his Destiny.


Nice.
 
2012-06-29 02:09:32 AM  
Link

/not obscure
//relevant?
 
2012-06-29 02:11:14 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

She's. Not. My. Destiny.
 
2012-06-29 02:11:38 AM  

hammettman: It's not everyday a young lad comes upon his Destiny.


snerk...

What you did there, I see it...
 
2012-06-29 02:15:08 AM  
The tidbit of info that won't be in the news? The raging case of herpes she passed on to the kid. Think about it. This is far from the first bad decision she's made..

www.motifake.com
 
2012-06-29 02:16:02 AM  
nondescript was what you were aiming for, subby.
 
2012-06-29 02:19:04 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Hope she used birth control.
 
2012-06-29 02:20:14 AM  
It was first discovered this week when a relative of the teeanger became concerned about how close the pair had become and invited Witte to the family home for a talk.

Few details have been revealed about the meeting but according to the Orlando Sentinel, Witte arrived wearing 'provocative clothes' and embraced the teen in a 'passionate' manner during the 'awkward' meeting


She sounds nuts.
 
2012-06-29 02:25:11 AM  

skinink: I can't imagine why anyone would talk to the cops, even the guilty people. The cops are there to investigate a rape and she figures if she asks the cops to help her get counseling to "make it right" that they'll help her?


I'm going to have to go ahead and sort of agree with you there.
 
2012-06-29 02:27:42 AM  
Wow, for once subby doesn't lie blatantly in the headline. I'd say "cute" is just about right.
 
2012-06-29 02:28:39 AM  
Why ain't the kid in trouble for willingly doing it?
 
2012-06-29 02:28:41 AM  
32-year-old woman charged with impersonating a public school teacher

/ ?
 
2012-06-29 02:29:21 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: She was arrested on Wednesday after the teenager told police about their alleged relationship and let him listen in on a phone call.

/homo


That kid is an asshole lol!
 
2012-06-29 02:38:38 AM  
Clearly, my youth was wasted. Should I have studied harder, or studied harder? (iykwim, ww-nn)
 
2012-06-29 02:39:14 AM  

Omahawg: she has a winning smile and likes hot and nasty park bathroom sex.

a farker's wet dream?


Meh, she's definitely passable. Don't get me wrong, I'd have hit it, but now I know she's crazy. You don't go after crazy.

Also, bathroom sex (and especially public park bathroom sex) is just gross.
 
2012-06-29 02:39:20 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Her smoker's teeth are kind of gross.


We can't all be co-stars in that new Matthew Mcono-whatever male stripper movie like you are, big guy.

/would hit it, possibly not quit it for a week or so
 
2012-06-29 02:40:13 AM  
She has a face that looks like it had half of it in front of a mirror. It's very simmetric, and kinda wide.
 
2012-06-29 02:42:56 AM  
Wouldn't this be legal if she just married him, at least as long as the romance lasts?
 
2012-06-29 02:43:52 AM  
Not first run-in with Johnny Law. She used to be a little hellcat. Battery causing serious injury? (older mugshot from 1998 on site)
http://florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Destiny_Reynolds_3684163/
 
2012-06-29 02:44:06 AM  
I don't understand why these kids call the police. He willingly boned her. Was she too clingy and he had boners remorse and wanted rid of her or was it family pressure and Jesus?
 
2012-06-29 02:44:46 AM  
yep
 
2012-06-29 02:47:04 AM  
So the kid cockblocked himself? I'm very confused...
 
2012-06-29 02:51:25 AM  

foxyshadis: Wouldn't this be legal if she just married him, at least as long as the romance lasts?


img.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-29 02:54:23 AM  
twatmongler?
 
2012-06-29 03:02:20 AM  

diaphoresis: She later said she felt 'sick to her stomach and realized what she had done was wrong

Prolly something she ate.. drank.. w/e


Maybe she got hold of a bad weiner. They can really fark your system up.
 
2012-06-29 03:03:18 AM  
The girl from the "seducing a teenager in a tanning booth area of a gym" news story is hotter:

Link
 
2012-06-29 03:06:18 AM  

Ashtrey: I wouldn't say she's unattractive, but cute isn't the word.

No, I don't know what the word is.


Sixuldoer, as in after I drink a six pack, I'll do her...
 
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