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(CBS News)   Toughest hole at the mini golf course - the electrocuting pond   (cbsnews.com) divider line 73
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2012-06-28 09:28:31 PM  
I apologize, but I have to do this:


Was she hot?
 
2012-06-28 09:31:19 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Was she hot?


Not as hot as the place you're going to for asking that question.
 
2012-06-28 09:35:19 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I apologize, but I have to do this:


Was she hot?


Briefly.
 
2012-06-28 09:48:40 PM  
News now, but 5, maybe 10 years down the road when people are recollecting the story, they'll start with "It was once a pond of crime"
 
2012-06-28 10:35:15 PM  
Ohm my.
 
2012-06-28 10:37:06 PM  
That was a short game

/window seat, please
 
2012-06-28 10:46:26 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: News now, but 5, maybe 10 years down the road when people are recollecting the story, they'll start with "It was once a pond of crime"


The place will only be famous faraday or two.
 
2012-06-28 10:53:50 PM  

dahmers love zombie: I_Am_Weasel: News now, but 5, maybe 10 years down the road when people are recollecting the story, they'll start with "It was once a pond of crime"

The place will only be famous faraday or two.


watt?
 
2012-06-28 11:20:40 PM  
the pond had alternating currents
 
2012-06-28 11:23:31 PM  
That's what she gets for putting her foot in the water.
 
2012-06-28 11:28:47 PM  
Lost a stroke then had one.
 
2012-06-28 11:33:06 PM  
Welcome to fark, yeah yeah...she was 11 and playing mini golf. It's not like she was a dumbass adult who deserved it.
 
2012-06-28 11:43:49 PM  
That's a mulligan.
 
2012-06-28 11:44:36 PM  
Knock knock

Who's there ?

Electrocuting pond

Electrocuting pond wh-

BZZZZZT
 
2012-06-28 11:45:28 PM  
Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.
 
2012-06-28 11:47:01 PM  
Lesson: When your ball goes into the pond at a mini golf course just let it go because it is gone.
 
2012-06-28 11:49:05 PM  
There has to be a way to adapt this into a prime-time reality game show.
 
2012-06-28 11:51:39 PM  

Mark Ratner: Welcome to fark, yeah yeah...she was 11 and playing mini golf. It's not like she was a dumbass adult who deserved it.


Yeah I was all set to snark until I RTFA. Kid tries to fish her ball out of a mini golf pond.... I wouldn't think an adult was an idiot for that.
 
2012-06-28 11:51:46 PM  
see this is why i support stand your ground
 
2012-06-28 11:53:04 PM  
I blame Ben Franklin.
 
2012-06-28 11:54:17 PM  
Sad tag broken subby?
 
2012-06-28 11:54:19 PM  

Tymast: see this is why i support stand your ground


nno wai t
:P i want a redo. . stand, you're ground!
 
2012-06-28 11:57:47 PM  
I heard they cant get execution drugs now. They could just bring condemned inmates over, let them play a few holes, maybe a last meal hot dog and coke, then in the pond they go!
 
2012-06-29 12:02:45 AM  
I'm shocked ... that the Florida tag wasn't used.
 
2012-06-29 12:04:06 AM  
She stepped over the line.
 
2012-06-29 12:06:25 AM  
That's horrible. Pedo Bear isn't into necrophilia, is he?
 
2012-06-29 12:07:23 AM  

WaltFlanagansDog: Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.


So sad it hertz
 
2012-06-29 12:10:01 AM  
I bet she was distracted by Electric Avenue playing in the background...
 
2012-06-29 12:15:55 AM  
As the father of a three year old, hearing things like this terrifies me. I think the worst thing in life would be to lose a kid because of something stupid like this. But then again, I am nowhere near Florida so I'm not that worried.
 
2012-06-29 12:16:26 AM  

Ashtrey: Mark Ratner: Welcome to fark, yeah yeah...she was 11 and playing mini golf. It's not like she was a dumbass adult who deserved it.

Yeah I was all set to snark until I RTFA. Kid tries to fish her ball out of a mini golf pond.... I wouldn't think an adult was an idiot for that.


Good point, an adult doing the same thing wouldn't be stupid either. I just don't find it funny poking fun at a sad tragedy involving a child on vacation.
 
2012-06-29 12:24:46 AM  
FTA: The girl died shortly after arriving at Florida Hospital Celebration.

No one at the paper read that and thought they should try alternate phrase structure, or maybe some clarification?

WaltFlanagansDog: Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.


www.jorusfett.com

"I am altering the 13 hole. Pray I don't alter it any further."

/hot
 
2012-06-29 12:35:44 AM  
putt - putt for the fun of it!!!
 
2012-06-29 12:41:52 AM  
All it takes is a mean-spirited thread like this to make me realize what a tremendous waste of time Fark really is.

I put a curse on you trolls who find amusement in a girl's death: you are damned to go through life as a mean-spirited sack of crap, trolling the Intranets to compensate for your own miserable existences.

/it's already working
//fark Fark
///I really do have better things to do
////Auf Nimmerwiedersehen
 
2012-06-29 12:42:59 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I heard they cant get execution drugs now. They could just bring condemned inmates over, let them play a few holes, maybe a last meal hot dog and coke, then in the pond they go!


that's ridiculous ... i sentence you to 23 ponds
 
2012-06-29 12:59:17 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Ohm my.


Weird, weird, weird coincidence:

I favorited MaudlinMutantMollusk (the farker who commented directly below you) because he once said "Ohm my" in a thread.
 
2012-06-29 01:10:40 AM  
I have to say, The Electrocuting Pond is not my favourite Lovecraft story...
 
2012-06-29 01:14:41 AM  
Rat farts!
 
2012-06-29 01:46:17 AM  
The good news is it's a timeshare, so they'll get to go back and finish the game next year.
 
2012-06-29 01:58:16 AM  

dahmers love zombie: I apologize, but I have to do this:


Was she hot?


Don't know if she was hot but, I heard she was well grounded.

/ Aisle seat, please.
 
2012-06-29 02:57:02 AM  
Next up on Current Events...
 
2012-06-29 03:07:07 AM  

WaltFlanagansDog: Jesus, on a trip to Orlando, no less. Effing sad.


This. Perhaps it's because I'm a Dad, but I just can't even begin to try and think something snarky to say. This story has tragic written all over it. Even though I still laugh at the comments here, stories like this one remind me of how shocked I was at the comments when I first came to FARK many years ago. Not shocked any longer and I have posted enough tasteless comments to earn a first class ticket, but damn this story if sad.

/cue welcome to FARK jpg
/the girl at the locker is my favorite one
 
2012-06-29 03:11:30 AM  
This is truly a horrible story and I hope many of you who laughed at this one gets some sort of nice, large shock in the near future.

This should never of been greenlit.
 
2012-06-29 03:13:22 AM  
Wowowow this is why i try not to leave my house. Death is around every corner.
 
2012-06-29 03:35:51 AM  
Lawsuit jackpot! Big time.
 
2012-06-29 03:51:25 AM  

OBBN: stories like this one remind me of how shocked I was


You were shocked? Don't be such a little girl.
 
2012-06-29 03:59:24 AM  
Whoa, I was just at this resort two weeks ago.

And I played multiple rounds of mini golf with my 12 and 3 year old sons.

Farkin A.
 
2012-06-29 04:17:40 AM  
I don't understand how she could've screamed while being electrocuted. Any help?
 
2012-06-29 05:01:17 AM  
Did she remember to sign her score card first?
 
2012-06-29 05:01:58 AM  

Precision Boobery: OBBN: stories like this one remind me of how shocked I was

You were shocked? Don't be such a little girl.


Wow, I didn't even see what I had done there, another upgrade on that ticket.
 
2012-06-29 05:31:00 AM  
FLA vacation nasties. when we visited there was a family out in a boat first morning in FLA. a flying fish impaled the Mom and she died on the spot. holy crap on a cracker. just wanted a little sunshine but noooooo!
 
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