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		Former president spots hot chick getting married, crashes wedding. I think you know which one (dailymail.co.uk)		104
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ModernLuddite		2012-06-28 08:30:08 PM

Ghost of Richard Nixon?

*click article*

shiat.

Chariset		2012-06-28 08:34:42 PM

Berlusconi?

GAT_00		2012-06-28 08:43:11 PM

Wow he looks really old there.

cameroncrazy1984		2012-06-28 08:47:09 PM

FTFA:

Mr Howard hails from Killavullen and Mrs Howard from Minneapolis, Missouri.

Daily Fail indeed.

TheDumbBlonde		2012-06-28 08:48:52 PM

GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

SilentStrider		2012-06-28 08:59:23 PM

TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.

GAT_00		2012-06-28 09:03:58 PM

SilentStrider: TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.

I'm surprised everyone doesn't have that asshole on ignore. Even when I'm pissed off I don't insult people as much as that login does.

TheDumbBlonde		2012-06-28 09:20:14 PM

GAT_00: SilentStrider: TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.

I'm surprised everyone doesn't have that asshole on ignore. Even when I'm pissed off I don't insult people as much as that login does.

LOL.

Benevolent Misanthrope		2012-06-28 09:21:37 PM

Is his fly down? And why am I surprised if it is?

Spad31		2012-06-28 09:27:42 PM

Heh

propasaurus		2012-06-28 09:34:03 PM

I'm betting some chubby bridesmaid has a story to tell.
Rock on, Bubba!

foo monkey		2012-06-28 09:38:02 PM

This is why Hillary Clinton should be elected President in 2016. Imagine First Husband, Bill Clinton. She's giving a speech in the Red Room and he rolls in, wearing a full-length smoking jacket asking, "Where the white women at?"

Paris1127		2012-06-28 09:38:05 PM

cameroncrazy1984: FTFA:

Mr Howard hails from Killavullen and Mrs Howard from Minneapolis, Missouri.

Daily Fail indeed.

Came to post this...

bdub77		2012-06-28 09:52:09 PM

He's learned his lesson. It's much harder to see the semen marks on a white dress.

Rufus_T_Firefly		2012-06-28 09:57:26 PM

fat boy		2012-06-28 10:21:03 PM

Kelly Seamans

Heh

Darth_Lukecash		2012-06-28 10:22:55 PM

foo monkey: This is why Hillary Clinton should be elected President in 2016. Imagine First Husband, Bill Clinton. She's giving a speech in the Red Room and he rolls in, wearing a full-length smoking jacket asking, "Where the white women at?"

Bill isn't that bad. He likes women of all color and sizes.

feckingmorons		2012-06-28 10:30:37 PM

My relatives in Cork are clowns, they love the guy.

ArkAngel		2012-06-28 10:45:20 PM

SilentStrider: TheDumbBlonde: GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

He is, Genius.

he's sixty five, and looks a good 10 years older than that in that picture.

I think it's because he got so skinny. He looked younger when he was chubby.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-06-28 11:10:12 PM

At least his nose doesn't look quite as much like a penis head as it did for a while

/or maybe that was just a subconscious thing...
//nevermind

Kanemano		2012-06-28 11:42:59 PM

in on in on

fail indeed

Gaius		2012-06-28 11:45:04 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least his nose doesn't look quite as much like a penis head as it did for a while

/or maybe that was just a subconscious thing...
//nevermind

Looks like he quit drinking.

d3		2012-06-28 11:45:49 PM

Wow, major static cling on the pants there Bill!

Morgellons		2012-06-28 11:49:00 PM

Carter? Is it Carter? It's Carter, isn't it?

(clicks link)

Dammit!

Benjimin_Dover		2012-06-28 11:49:59 PM

Foolkiller		2012-06-28 11:50:50 PM

bdub77: He's learned his lesson. It's much harder to see the semen marks on a white dress.

fat boy: Kelly Seamans

Heh

gojirast		2012-06-28 11:51:19 PM

I don't understand how President Sheridan can spare the time for such antics.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-28 11:56:46 PM

Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
i.dailymail.co.uk

MAYORBOB		2012-06-28 11:57:16 PM

Did he assert the droit du seignior?

InternetSecurityGuard		2012-06-28 11:58:55 PM

GAT_00: Wow he looks really old there.

I guess it depends on perspective. He's 13 years my senior and I think ol' Bill is lookin pretty good there.

I wouldn't have minded him showing up at my wedding. But that would have been pretty strange since it was 1983 and he was living in Arkansas and still farking Hillary.

Arkanaut		2012-06-28 11:59:05 PM

Is it just me or does the groom look kinda like Drew?

D-Liver		2012-06-28 11:59:15 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Bill isn't that bad. He likes women of all color and sizes.

i.imgur.com

HotWingAgenda		2012-06-29 12:01:11 AM

Headline fail for not inserting some Seamans.

InternetSecurityGuard		2012-06-29 12:04:19 AM

D-Liver: Darth_Lukecash: Bill isn't that bad. He likes women of all color and sizes.

That photo and caption is great. The apparent look of embarassment on Obama's face makes it even better.

Your Average Witty Fark User		2012-06-29 12:04:50 AM

Based on the groom's smile, I don't think they were exactly concerned about it, so fark you subby. I'd sit down and have a beer with him any day, and I don't even drink beer.

gojirast		2012-06-29 12:05:36 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]

Groom looks like he's clutching bride to keep her from catching teh slow from Captain Slow.

I'd ask why Jeremy is in blackface, but it doesn't really suprise me at all.

PanicMan		2012-06-29 12:06:37 AM

Wow, he really doesn't look good. And someone fix his pants next time.

Rufus_T_Firefly		2012-06-29 12:11:11 AM

About Bill's pants: it's not static, the effect is from the wind.

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-29 12:14:06 AM

gojirast: Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]

Groom looks like he's clutching bride to keep her from catching teh slow from Captain Slow.

I'd ask why Jeremy is in blackface, but it doesn't really suprise me at all.

Yeah, but notice how she's leaning into May.

Ashtrey		2012-06-29 12:16:26 AM

That would be pretty cool. The only better wedding crasher I could think of is Bill Murray.

Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]

Ok, maybe that, but only if they let me drive something cool around the block.

badLogic		2012-06-29 12:16:47 AM

Maybe he was hoping for a little Prima Nocta action?

gojirast		2012-06-29 12:24:01 AM

Satanic_Hamster: gojirast: Satanic_Hamster: Best celeb wedding crash EVER:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x530]

Groom looks like he's clutching bride to keep her from catching teh slow from Captain Slow.

I'd ask why Jeremy is in blackface, but it doesn't really suprise me at all.

Yeah, but notice how she's leaning into May.

Oh, you're right. I thought that was just an odd spinal problem she had. That or Hammond is standing behind her with his hand up the back of her dress.

Lorelle		2012-06-29 12:27:02 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At least his nose doesn't look quite as much like a penis head as it did for a while

/or maybe that was just a subconscious thing...
//nevermind

Nah, you're thinking of Joe Camel.

file.vintageadbrowser.com

Buffet		2012-06-29 12:27:44 AM

Ol' Bill's not lookin' so hot man. Like all shrivled up n' s*h*i*t? Is he sick?

Satanic_Hamster		2012-06-29 12:30:25 AM

gojirast: Oh, you're right. I thought that was just an odd spinal problem she had. That or Hammond is standing behind her with his hand up the back of her dress.

Hammond's motorcycle broke down; he wasn't even near them.

madgonad		2012-06-29 12:34:00 AM

badLogic: Maybe he was hoping for a little Prima Nocta action?

I thought the same.

/it's Bill, he could probably get it

SharkTrager		2012-06-29 12:37:26 AM

badLogic		2012-06-29 12:43:38 AM

madgonad: badLogic: Maybe he was hoping for a little Prima Nocta action?

I thought the same.

/it's Bill, he could probably get it

One of my classmates has met Clinton in person. She said that in a one on one conversation he is irrefusable.

thatboyoverthere		2012-06-29 12:51:31 AM

Minneapolis, Missouri? Really Daily Fail?
/I had it pegged as Clinton the second I read it. Both Bushes are the type and Carter is too busy with humanitarian efforts.
//I can see Obama reading to kids just to get Republican to just straight out yell about how education is bad.

OriginalGamer		2012-06-29 01:05:16 AM

I recognize Mr. Clarkson, that was from an episode where he shoveled coal on a train. No idea why he went to that wedding before cleaning up assuming its not a clever Photoshop or something.

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