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(ABC)   Blazing hot firefighting babe's first blaze was her own house. Maybe she should change her name to Alundra Blaze   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 23
    More: Sad, garden hose, firefighting, flame spread, Estes Park, firefighters  
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26914 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2012 at 12:46 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-06-29 07:28:23 AM  
5 votes:
I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.
2012-06-29 08:07:55 AM  
3 votes:

ChubbyTiger: I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.


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2012-06-29 02:37:35 AM  
2 votes:
That shirt she has on reminds me of back in my helpdesk days. We had a user whose last name was Estes. His first name was Tim. Every time he called, whether I needed it or not I asked him for his username. He would get all pissed off and say that I knew it. I would say, "Come on Tim, what is it? I can't remember it." He would never give it to me.


/username was TESTES
//ya ya, the things that amuse me
2012-06-29 01:00:19 AM  
2 votes:
I'd hook her ladder.
I'd flashover her hot zone.
I'd make a forcible entry into her conflagration with my Halligan.
I'd test her shoulder load capabilities.
I'd BLEVE her high-pressure tank.
I'd douse her cockloft.
I'd surround and drown her fire triangle.
I'd polish her Maltese cross.
I'd inspect and refill her can.
I'd put her on my pumper company.
She could call me a whacker any time she liked.
2012-06-29 12:53:46 AM  
2 votes:
She can check my fire extinguisher's expiration date any time she wants! Am I right, fellows?
2012-06-29 12:53:00 AM  
2 votes:
I'd burn down her house...with my cock!

//got nothin
2012-06-28 10:48:47 PM  
2 votes:
She can slide down my pole anytime
2012-06-28 10:42:57 PM  
2 votes:
I'd raise my ladder and extinguish her flames with a liquid flood.
2012-06-28 10:23:17 PM  
2 votes:
She can come stay at my house.
While she's here, I'll teach her some proper hose handling technique.
She can handle the nozzle while a couple of her friends feed her the hose.
2012-06-29 07:32:20 AM  
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.


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2012-06-29 04:04:02 AM  
1 votes:

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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE FARK WRESTLING COMMUNITY.
EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. GO BACK TO YOUR HOMES, LOVE YOUR WIFE, CHERISH YOUR CHILDREN AND FOR GODSAKES EXTINGUISH YOUR CIGARETTES ACCORDINGLY!!

We have come to ARMBAR, GREDUNZA, and Unwittingly create a group with each other as wrestling fans. We are THOUSANDS of comments strong and ready to break the walls down. The underlings have had their day.

NOW IT'S OUR DAYY!!!

Yes!!!

Yes!!!!!

YESSS!


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2012-06-29 03:13:07 AM  
1 votes:
This is what I think of this thread.

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2012-06-29 02:32:22 AM  
1 votes:
I'd torch her foundation.
2012-06-29 01:42:10 AM  
1 votes:
I'd park my firetruck in her station.
2012-06-29 01:30:03 AM  
1 votes:

robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.


She saves the pets in the house... and small children.
2012-06-29 01:13:21 AM  
1 votes:
I'g fark her butt.
2012-06-29 01:12:07 AM  
1 votes:
I'd start her fire.

Seriously, no one beat me to it?

I was going to post erotic firegirl pictures, but Fark hath disappointed me.
2012-06-29 01:06:58 AM  
1 votes:
I'd put out her fire with my creamy white ejaculate from the head of my penis...
2012-06-29 12:55:35 AM  
1 votes:
Awesome girl. True sad story though.
2012-06-29 12:53:36 AM  
1 votes:
Not clicking because we know Fark thinks it's hilarious to say "smoking hot" and link to a she-beast.
2012-06-29 12:49:52 AM  
1 votes:
And this is why i still click on these links. For every 9 meh or "gahhh my eyes!" pictures there is always that one pic that lives up to the headline.
2012-06-28 09:22:52 PM  
1 votes:
Jesus. So this is the black cloud responsible for all this.
2012-06-28 09:03:56 PM  
1 votes:
She can crash with me if she needs to.
 
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