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(ABC)   Blazing hot firefighting babe's first blaze was her own house. Maybe she should change her name to Alundra Blaze   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 18
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2012-06-29 07:28:23 AM  
3 votes:
I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.
2012-06-29 03:13:07 AM  
2 votes:
This is what I think of this thread.

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2012-06-29 01:31:02 AM  
2 votes:
I hate autoplay videos with a vengeance.

/With the wrath of a thousand suns
2012-06-29 12:25:03 PM  
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.


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2012-06-29 08:39:12 AM  
1 votes:

dougfm: So a cute little 18 year old is a firefighter. That's fine, I'm sure there will never be anyone bigger than her to carry out of a burning building for the rest of her career.


I like how you completely skipped past not only the other previous commenter who said the same, but the actual firefighter who not only debunked it in general, but pointed out that she more than likely works forestry and not residential. Good fail. Good fail.
2012-06-29 08:07:55 AM  
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.


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2012-06-29 07:32:20 AM  
1 votes:

ChubbyTiger: I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.


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2012-06-29 05:10:21 AM  
1 votes:
I love how the "reporter" was trying to get a few tears out of her. "I mean its been a few days...but...how did that make you feel?" What garbage.
2012-06-29 03:25:18 AM  
1 votes:
Won't you FILL MY WishList??

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/Free Jonesy!!
2012-06-29 03:22:29 AM  
1 votes:
What an Alundra might look like

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2012-06-29 02:31:40 AM  
1 votes:

robohobo: Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...


She can lift things with the power of equality, drr.


Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...


I know a handful of women who are wildland firefighters and they don't look much more muscular than the woman from TFA. OTOH, they can build fireline in circles around the average structural ff all day...in 100F weather...on a 75% slope.
2012-06-29 01:45:54 AM  
1 votes:

robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.


There's still this myth that every competent firefighter is going to be able to effortlessly haul out a fat sweaty obese unconscious guy all on their lonesome... If you're in a situation where you're interior and have to haul someone out on your own, you've already screwed up cause you've lost the other member(s) of your team. Trying to do this while bunkered up, on SCBA, in a hostile environment is just unrealistic.

For what it's worth, a third of my department is female, and I'd go in with them, and have gone in with them, in a heartbeat. I'd rather be with them than the 45 year old overweight guy with a heart condition that can deadlift a metric ton.

Chick above is also wildland, not structural from the looks of it, so moot point anyways...
2012-06-29 01:05:02 AM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

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2012-06-29 12:59:39 AM  
1 votes:
Stupid auto-starting video. Dammit, some of us have pretty pathetic connections...
2012-06-29 12:59:10 AM  
1 votes:

skinink: I'm still confused that so many homes are located in an area that can suffer a humongous wildfire like this. Is this an unusual thing in this place or did the people know about this big risk and decide "fark it, we'll build here anyways"?


The chick said it was her childhood home, and she's 18, so it lasted for a long time.

Are you confused as to why so many people live in New Orleans (which is one huge floodplain)?
2012-06-29 12:58:44 AM  
1 votes:
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2012-06-29 12:53:36 AM  
1 votes:
Not clicking because we know Fark thinks it's hilarious to say "smoking hot" and link to a she-beast.
2012-06-28 09:03:56 PM  
1 votes:
She can crash with me if she needs to.
 
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