ChubbyTiger: I would make a comment online, alluding to having coitus with this woman; said comment would contain a pun, or play on words, which alludes to her chosen occupation as a member of a fire brigade. I would further describe any repeated thrusting and eventual ejaculation resulting from said coitus in a simile that compares my penis to a fire house and my ejaculate to a fire retardant liquid used to extinguish or cool some portion of her anatomy which is, for the purposes of the simile, hot or aflame in some manner.
dougfm: So a cute little 18 year old is a firefighter. That's fine, I'm sure there will never be anyone bigger than her to carry out of a burning building for the rest of her career.
robohobo: Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...She can lift things with the power of equality, drr.
Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...
robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.
skinink: I'm still confused that so many homes are located in an area that can suffer a humongous wildfire like this. Is this an unusual thing in this place or did the people know about this big risk and decide "fark it, we'll build here anyways"?
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