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(ABC)   Blazing hot firefighting babe's first blaze was her own house. Maybe she should change her name to Alundra Blaze   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 110
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2012-06-28 09:03:56 PM
She can crash with me if she needs to.
 
2012-06-28 09:22:52 PM
Jesus. So this is the black cloud responsible for all this.
 
2012-06-28 10:23:17 PM
She can come stay at my house.
While she's here, I'll teach her some proper hose handling technique.
She can handle the nozzle while a couple of her friends feed her the hose.
 
2012-06-28 10:42:57 PM
I'd raise my ladder and extinguish her flames with a liquid flood.
 
2012-06-28 10:48:47 PM
She can slide down my pole anytime
 
2012-06-29 12:48:13 AM
more like testes park amirite?
 
2012-06-29 12:49:52 AM
And this is why i still click on these links. For every 9 meh or "gahhh my eyes!" pictures there is always that one pic that lives up to the headline.
 
2012-06-29 12:51:57 AM
A girl in the article. Is this where I am meant to go stupid and say dumb shiat?

Meh.

I hope everyone who lost stuff was covered.
 
2012-06-29 12:53:00 AM
I'd burn down her house...with my cock!

//got nothin
 
2012-06-29 12:53:28 AM
Have you ever launched a Big Bertha?
 
2012-06-29 12:53:36 AM
Not clicking because we know Fark thinks it's hilarious to say "smoking hot" and link to a she-beast.
 
2012-06-29 12:53:46 AM
She can check my fire extinguisher's expiration date any time she wants! Am I right, fellows?
 
2012-06-29 12:55:35 AM
Awesome girl. True sad story though.
 
2012-06-29 12:56:45 AM
I'm still confused that so many homes are located in an area that can suffer a humongous wildfire like this. Is this an unusual thing in this place or did the people know about this big risk and decide "fark it, we'll build here anyways"?
 
2012-06-29 12:58:44 AM
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FWC!!

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FWC!!

FWC!!!
 
2012-06-29 12:59:10 AM

skinink: I'm still confused that so many homes are located in an area that can suffer a humongous wildfire like this. Is this an unusual thing in this place or did the people know about this big risk and decide "fark it, we'll build here anyways"?


The chick said it was her childhood home, and she's 18, so it lasted for a long time.

Are you confused as to why so many people live in New Orleans (which is one huge floodplain)?
 
2012-06-29 12:59:39 AM
Stupid auto-starting video. Dammit, some of us have pretty pathetic connections...
 
2012-06-29 01:00:19 AM
I'd hook her ladder.
I'd flashover her hot zone.
I'd make a forcible entry into her conflagration with my Halligan.
I'd test her shoulder load capabilities.
I'd BLEVE her high-pressure tank.
I'd douse her cockloft.
I'd surround and drown her fire triangle.
I'd polish her Maltese cross.
I'd inspect and refill her can.
I'd put her on my pumper company.
She could call me a whacker any time she liked.
 
2012-06-29 01:01:13 AM
Very cute, but "blazing hot"? I think someone's blowing smoke up my ass.
 
2012-06-29 01:01:26 AM

Hydra: skinink: I'm still confused that so many homes are located in an area that can suffer a humongous wildfire like this. Is this an unusual thing in this place or did the people know about this big risk and decide "fark it, we'll build here anyways"?

The chick said it was her childhood home, and she's 18, so it lasted for a long time.

Are you confused as to why so many people live in New Orleans (which is one huge floodplain)?


Yes, in fact I am.
 
2012-06-29 01:05:02 AM
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Watch out, you might get what you're after, Cool babies, strange but not a stranger. I'm an ordinary guy
 
2012-06-29 01:05:53 AM
i508.photobucket.com

More evidence.
 
2012-06-29 01:06:58 AM
I'd put out her fire with my creamy white ejaculate from the head of my penis...
 
2012-06-29 01:12:07 AM
I'd start her fire.

Seriously, no one beat me to it?

I was going to post erotic firegirl pictures, but Fark hath disappointed me.
 
2012-06-29 01:13:21 AM
I'g fark her butt.
 
2012-06-29 01:17:37 AM
Wow, what a beautiful place to have a home, I can understand why people might take a chance building there at risk of a fire.
 
2012-06-29 01:21:04 AM
Alundra blaze made me think of the video game. All the houses on fire. Or was that A Link to the Past?
 
2012-06-29 01:23:48 AM
resources1.news.com.au

Came here expecting stuff like this. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-06-29 01:28:51 AM
Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.
 
2012-06-29 01:30:03 AM

robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.


She saves the pets in the house... and small children.
 
2012-06-29 01:31:02 AM
I hate autoplay videos with a vengeance.

/With the wrath of a thousand suns
 
2012-06-29 01:31:18 AM

diaphoresis: robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.

She saves the pets in the house... and small children.


She carries the hoses and slides down the poles.
 
2012-06-29 01:42:10 AM
I'd park my firetruck in her station.
 
2012-06-29 01:45:54 AM

robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.


There's still this myth that every competent firefighter is going to be able to effortlessly haul out a fat sweaty obese unconscious guy all on their lonesome... If you're in a situation where you're interior and have to haul someone out on your own, you've already screwed up cause you've lost the other member(s) of your team. Trying to do this while bunkered up, on SCBA, in a hostile environment is just unrealistic.

For what it's worth, a third of my department is female, and I'd go in with them, and have gone in with them, in a heartbeat. I'd rather be with them than the 45 year old overweight guy with a heart condition that can deadlift a metric ton.

Chick above is also wildland, not structural from the looks of it, so moot point anyways...
 
2012-06-29 01:52:21 AM
She can handle my hose.

/the hose is my penis
 
2012-06-29 01:54:42 AM
Oh sure, even I was cute when I was freakin' EIGHTEEN
 
2012-06-29 01:57:37 AM
how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...
 
2012-06-29 01:57:39 AM

gbv23: Oh sure, even I was cute when I was freakin' EIGHTEEN


Prove it.
 
2012-06-29 02:00:22 AM

skinink: I'm still confused that so many homes are located in an area that can suffer a humongous wildfire like this. Is this an unusual thing in this place or did the people know about this big risk and decide "fark it, we'll build here anyways"?


Some of both. While these towns are in more wildfire prone areas, climate change has really upped the ante. In the west right now, the snow melt comes earlier and accumulation doesn't start until later, so the snowpack is on the ground less time, and there's a longer heat season, which dries out the underbrush to a greater extent then in the past. That makes the fires easier to start and results in a longer season where they have a potential to start.

So, while building in these areas might have been a risk 20 years ago, the wildfires were smaller and the season wasn't as long as it is now.

And the best part? There's no hope of reversing it any time soon.

The part that will make you want to drink? "Fiscally responsible" state governments have been cutting way back on fire fighting and prevention budgets.

\Sleep well, American west.
 
2012-06-29 02:00:24 AM

Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...



She can lift things with the power of equality, drr.
 
2012-06-29 02:01:22 AM
♫ ...jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas gas gas. ♫

/ Billy Blaze approves.
 
2012-06-29 02:02:52 AM

bhcompy: diaphoresis: robohobo: Soooo...there aren't any physical requirements to be a firefighter anymore? Cause I doubt this broad is strong enough to lift a 200 pound guy and carry him to safety.

She saves the pets in the house... and small children.

She carries the hoses and slides down the poles.


mmmmmmmm.... poles......
 
2012-06-29 02:03:32 AM

zzrhardy: A girl in the article. Is this where I am meant to go stupid and say dumb shiat?

Meh.

I hope everyone who lost stuff was covered.


Bah! Go be a pusseh somewhere else. Objectifying women we dont know on the internet is what seperates men from apes.
 
2012-06-29 02:06:03 AM

TheOtherOne79: She can handle my hose.

/the hose is my penis


Thanks for pointing that out. We would have never caught it.
 
2012-06-29 02:13:25 AM

TommyymmoT: While she's here, I'll teach her some proper hose handling technique.


I bet she likes hot Italian sausages.

/especially mine
 
2012-06-29 02:25:03 AM

Begoggle: Not clicking because we know Fark thinks it's hilarious to say "smoking hot" and link to a she-beast.


She's not ugly, but certainly not blazing hot either. Clocks in at a 6 or 7, though the picture is pretty worthless. I suppose she could be a well disguised 8, but probably not.

Nevertheless, you were justified in not trusting the headline. These days subbies just call everything and anything with a vagina "hot" for greens. This is more of the same.
 
2012-06-29 02:25:39 AM
She might be amazing at her job, a genuine life saver, and a credit to the force, but who gives a fark cause she's HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAWT!!!
 
2012-06-29 02:31:40 AM

robohobo: Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...


She can lift things with the power of equality, drr.


Mimic_Octopus: how the fark is a skinny little 18 y/o chick strong enough to be a fire fighter ? are they desperate ? she couldnt haul shiat up stairs on a clear day let alone in a cloud of smoke...


I know a handful of women who are wildland firefighters and they don't look much more muscular than the woman from TFA. OTOH, they can build fireline in circles around the average structural ff all day...in 100F weather...on a 75% slope.
 
2012-06-29 02:32:22 AM
I'd torch her foundation.
 
2012-06-29 02:37:02 AM
i believe its older than the internet. How'd this get past u TF'rs?

you just answered your own question
that's why we have insurance
 
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