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2012-06-29 11:46:38 PM  

Somacandra: Odoriferous Queef: Can you say "Mother issues"?

Yeah--all the men and lesbians who like suck tits MUST have "mommy issues" right?

Dumbass.


He's Drinking breast milk. RTFA
Dumbass
 
2012-06-30 12:04:22 AM  

diaphoresis: In short:

Well, the one thing you got right is: This is Fark. Did you really expect an outpouring of love? If so, go emo elsewhere. If not, quit being an attention whore.


I didn't post the link, I saw the headline and clicked. Didn't expect to see myself on it. So not being an attention whore, and do I look emo to you?

As for your question "then wtf did you go on the show for?"

Simple answer: Money
Long Answer: Capitalism

Stop being a judgmental asshat and learn to think for yourself instead of following where the herd is going
 
2012-06-30 08:21:43 AM  

goothva: jimmydevice: Autofelatio is a hell of a drug.

Sorry man, not that flexible. If you're a guy, you've tried it

radarlove: Ironically, seeing a picture of his wife gave me erectile dysfunction.
Gaius: I wouldn't suck that if it were the last tittie on earth.

/well...no.
Baz the Spaz: Just saw the pic of his wife.

How about "no"?

As I am sure if my wife were to see you, it would give her nightmares for centuries.


Odoriferous Queef: Can you say "Mother issues"?

My mother is a coont, so feel free to bad mouth her all you want.

numbone: I saw his wife and obviously he does this in the dark.

Lights off, lights on, either way. I like to see my wife when I am making love to her, or farking her (whichever term you want to use)

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: It was all a really sexy story, until I looked at those pictures.

What's wrong with the pics? Were you expecting to see me sucking my wife's tits or wanted to see them fully exposed?

IXI Jim IXI: Hey, the girl from the "fat girls give better head because they're hungry" picture got married

I actually prefer my penis to be in a vagina over being in a mouth, and she doesn't really like giving head as it is. Your argument is invalid.

radarlove: Somacandra: I think his wife is cute, but then I have a thing for chubby and slightly homely girls with glasses too.

Nothing about that woman is slight.

So you are saying my wife is fat? My son was born Oct 30, 2011, and we filmed that November 16th-ish. It's called baby weight.

maggoo: The best part of this is how the dude had a news reporter cover a story about how he couldn't have an erection.

So I have issues with getting a hard on. It's a part of life, and I am not the only man who suffers from it.

Nick Nostril: So, basically, this dude is stealing food from his baby and getting off on it?

No. My son takes priority. I get the leftovers, "sloppy seconds" as it were. I am not going to take food from my child(ren).

Jon iz teh kewl: maybe he wasn't drinking enough regular milk? or eating enough protein???

Actually, I am mostly lactose intolerant. Dairy milk (from the farm animals) has some rather adverse effects on my digestive tract. I am able to drink my wife's breastmilk without having to run to the toilet every hour.

Since this is Fark.com, the following is prolly going to be wasted space, since you apparently live in your mothers basement still.
For those of you who have resorted to your typical bully behavior, it has been proven that those who make fun of others have their own faults and short comings that they are afraid to face and deal with themselves. My wife is beautiful, and she is a much more tolerant person than any of you. Everyone has their own version of what they consider to be attractive, and most (mainly you small dicked assholes reading this) believe that beauty is 5'6", 110lbs, 36DD. Before my wife got pregnant the first time, she was 5'4", 125lbs, 34C-27-37. No plastic surgery, no lipo, no botox, and definately no fake tits. Now, after two kids, she is 5'4", 140lbs, 34D(when empty) 34DDD (when full) - 28-38. It takes some time to lose the baby weight, as not everyone has the luxury of pawning their kids off onto nannies, babysitters, or day care, and then going to work out 6 hours a day to try and get to the media-imposed image of beautiful.

In short:

She didn't marry you
You aren't sleeping with her
go phark yourselves in the arsehole with a big rubber dick (George Carlin)

You don't like my comment? Deal with it

To those of you who are neutral, or being defensive on our behalf, thanks


When I deal with milk play I don't want to see babies, babies aren't sexy
 
2012-06-30 02:21:45 PM  

goothva: So you are saying my wife is fat? My son was born Oct 30, 2011, and we filmed that November 16th-ish. It's called baby weight.


No, I'm saying that NOTHING about your wife is slight, from her weight to her jarring looks to her incredibly poor taste in skeevy perverts to her shiatty judgment in letting her most intimate moments become exposed for the world to see.

goothva: Simple answer: Money
Long Answer: Capitalism


Hahahaha, way to sell out your whole family and expose your perversity to millions for a few bucks. There's a Farker around here with a DeadBabyquariumTM that your soulless ass would get along great with. He's all about exposing his family's deepest darkest secrets for nothing, too. You absolutely deserve to chew on your butthurt and choke on it, you piece of shiat.


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2012-06-30 04:21:56 PM  

radarlove: goothva: So you are saying my wife is fat? My son was born Oct 30, 2011, and we filmed that November 16th-ish. It's called baby weight.

No, I'm saying that NOTHING about your wife is slight, from her weight to her jarring looks to her incredibly poor taste in skeevy perverts to her shiatty judgment in letting her most intimate moments become exposed for the world to see.


because you only have sex in the missionary position, and strictly for the purpose of procreation. You're not a perv at all. You have absolutely no skeletons in your closet. You don't look at any type of porn, you don't make fun of people, you don't covet thy neighbor's wife.


goothva: Simple answer: Money
Long Answer: Capitalism

Hahahaha, way to sell out your whole family and expose your perversity to millions for a few bucks. There's a Farker around here with a DeadBabyquariumTM that your soulless ass would get along great with. He's all about exposing his family's deepest darkest secrets for nothing, too. You absolutely deserve to chew on your butthurt and choke on it, you piece of shiat.


A few bucks? Try a couple of grand, and not to mention royalties from other venues due to this show. This is not a deep, dark secret. This is tame. How about the guy who is in an intimate relationship with his car? How about the ones who get off on watching 2 Girls 1 Cup?

You think me drinking breast milk straight from the source is depraved and makes me a perv? You must be a right wing fundie

As I said earlier:

Stop being a judgmental asshat and learn to think for yourself instead of following where the herd is going
 
2012-07-01 12:37:49 AM  

goothva: because you only have sex in the missionary position, and strictly for the purpose of procreation.


Now THAT's perverse. Yeah, I was a /b/tard too once.

goothva: You're not a perv at all.


Sure I am.

goothva: You have absolutely no skeletons in your closet.


Of course I do. I don't show them to everyone willing to pay me a halfpence, though.

goothva: You don't look at any type of porn, you don't make fun of people,


I am on the internets- I most definitely do those things with gusto. Especially the latter, as evidenced by our discussion.

goothva: you don't covet thy neighbor's wife.


That's the one thing I don't do. No wife I've ever seen holds a candle to my own. She is a Valkyrie badass.

goothva: A few bucks? Try a couple of grand, and not to mention royalties from other venues due to this show.


Oh well a few thou, that's certainly worth permanently exposing yourself and your family to ridicule for as long as the internet exists.

goothva: How about the guy who is in an intimate relationship with his car? How about the ones who get off on watching 2 Girls 1 Cup?


This thread isn't about them. If one of them comes out and publicly discusses their kinks, I'll head to that thread to give them shiat.

goothva: You think me drinking breast milk straight from the source is depraved and makes me a perv?


No, I think that it is a fetish, just as much of a fetish as only being able to get off when a woman crushes your balls in stiletto heels, and I think that if you don't want to catch flak for your fetishes then you should probably not expose them publicly. What I truly find perverse is that you took matters that should remain behind closed doors with you and your spouse and held them up to the harsh light of the internet masses.

goothva: You must be a right wing fundie


Wrong again- I'm a former pornographer with a laissez faire attitude towards sexuality who believes in keeping family matters private. It is called discretion.

goothva: Stop being a judgmental asshat


You're new to this internet thing, aren't you?

goothva: and learn to think for yourself instead of following where the herd is going


Ahahahahahahahahahaha- you have utterly no idea what you're talking about, and I find it hilarious.

What I don't find funny is that your desire for money and publicity has permanently sullied the reputations of your wife and child. Henceforth, when any employer, friend, or institution of higher learning runs a search on their name, an article about daddy and his Oedipus complex will be the first result. Your lack of discretion and shortsightedness has ruined them both.

And THAT is why I give you shiat.
 
2012-07-01 09:01:31 AM  
radarlove:

That's the one thing I don't do. No wife I've ever seen holds a candle to my own. She is a Valkyrie badass.

Is that so? I wouldn't fark your wife with a stolen dick (George Carlin re: Tipper Gore).
My wife is beautiful, and yours is ugly. I don't care wtf she looks like, i don't care if she donates 1440 hours a year to charities, I don't care if she's a farking supermodel on Englands most revered runway. She's farking ugly, and no amount of self-help books, or doctors, or anything else for that matter will ever make her anything other than what she is.


Your lack of discretion and shortsightedness has ruined them both.

And THAT is why I give you shiat..



Give me shiat all you want, I don't care. I learned a long time ago not to give a flying fark what people think of me. I am not a people pleaser, nor a brown noser. You want to make fun of me, that's fine, but what kind of husband would I be if I didn't defend my wife? You give her shiat, you are nothing more than wasted flesh who would make a better cadaver for the ME at your local community college. No, I take that back, I wouldn't even feed your corpse to zombies. I wouldn't want to sully their appetite.

Also, I am not the only man to suffer from ED, and if I can help others find some way to cope, without the use of pharmecueticals, then I'm glad.

Oh, was that too far? So is ripping on someone's wife because they aren't YOUR ideal version of beautiful. Go fark yourself
 
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