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(Daily Mail)   Man with erectile dysfunction nurses himself back to health (NSFW if your boss considers breastfeeding images offensive)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
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2012-06-28 09:55:07 PM
I can't quite put my finger on it, but there seems to be something in the math that just doesn't add up.

Though it does make significantly more sense than curing his ED by impregnating his wife.


/No, I'm sure it's all perfectly logical.
//Sleeping meds make my brain not function.
///Who am I kidding, it never has functioned.
 
2012-06-28 10:22:42 PM
So he sucked a tit and got hard? Stop the presses.
 
2012-06-28 10:24:03 PM
Silly rabbit! Tits are for kids!
 
2012-06-28 10:24:10 PM
Autofelatio is a hell of a drug.
 
2012-06-28 10:24:51 PM
I guess he did.
 
2012-06-28 10:25:46 PM
Um, ew.
 
2012-06-28 10:26:18 PM
Da fuq is this...I don't even...
 
2012-06-28 10:27:13 PM
At least I assume they are doing this in their home and not in public.
 
2012-06-28 10:27:14 PM
Ironically, seeing a picture of his wife gave me erectile dysfunction.
 
2012-06-28 10:28:18 PM

jimmydevice: Autofelatio is a hell of a drug.


I could never be that flexible.
 
2012-06-28 10:28:54 PM
I wouldn't suck that if it were the last tittie on earth.

/well...no.
 
2012-06-28 10:28:57 PM
In the season three premiere of TLC's Strange Sex, Jeff reveals how he is sexually stimulated by breastfeeding and impregnating his wife, Michelle.

Granted. But I think the author has put the cart before the horse there.
 
2012-06-28 10:29:45 PM
Got Milk?
 
2012-06-28 10:31:59 PM
IT'S A MIRACLE
 
2012-06-28 10:32:00 PM
It was all a really sexy story, until I looked at those pictures.
 
2012-06-28 10:32:52 PM

jimmydevice: Autofelatio is a hell of a drug.


The first thing I thought of was the Dethklok episode where they spend half the episode trying to suck themselves.



/penis
 
2012-06-28 10:32:54 PM
Can you say "Mother issues"?
 
2012-06-28 10:33:21 PM

Abox: So he sucked a tit and got hard? Stop the presses.


Man rediscovers foreplay. With a special interview with Captain Obvious.
 
2012-06-28 10:33:45 PM

jimmydevice: Autofelatio is a hell of a drug.


Well, you ever sucked cock for a...? oh.
 
2012-06-28 10:35:26 PM
Ric Romero loves titties!
 
2012-06-28 10:35:53 PM
I don't believe I'd a told that.
 
2012-06-28 10:39:45 PM
What do people get paid to be on these shows?
 
2012-06-28 10:39:59 PM
I saw his wife and obviously he does this in the dark.
 
2012-06-28 10:42:15 PM
i139.photobucket.com

/Hot
 
2012-06-28 10:43:51 PM
He didn't "cure his erectile dysfunction", he found what turns him on, and went with it. There is a BIG difference.

As far as the breast milk thing goes, who farking cares? It's also not "mother issues"... I was interested in my wife's breast milk when she was pregnant, not because I have abandonment issues, or anything, but because it is something secreted by the woman in the scenario. She blows you, yo ejaculate, that's all there is to it. With breast milk, you are able to see a manifestation of stimulation beyond a hard nipple. It's not hard to figure this out.
 
2012-06-28 10:46:49 PM
Just saw the pic of his wife.

How about "no"?
 
2012-06-28 10:49:22 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2012-06-28 10:51:03 PM

chaosweaver: Ric Romero loves titties!


(Just looked)

But not THOSE titties.

/NIFO
 
2012-06-28 10:53:16 PM
So, if you blow into one boob does the other one grow bigger?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-28 11:15:25 PM
As far as fetishes go, this one is tame and harmless. I admit I'm curious as to what it tastes like but it doesn't turn me on so much. Still, to each his own.
 
2012-06-28 11:17:18 PM

radarlove: Ironically, seeing a picture of his wife gave me erectile dysfunction.


Too bad. Both nipples are already taken.

/Considered "tough titty" comment.
//But realized they probably are with that guy working on them regularly for eighteen months straight.
 
2012-06-28 11:39:01 PM

Abox: So he sucked a tit and got hard? Stop the presses.


Exactly. I can't believe anyone out there is surprised by this.

What they don't tell you is that breast milk has lots of natural laxatives for babies, and if you drink it in quantity, it will loosen your bowels and your stool will smell like baby crap. If a dude wants loose stools for a year to help his ED, that's his business.

I think his wife is cute, but then I have a thing for chubby and slightly homely girls with glasses too.
 
2012-06-28 11:39:38 PM
Hey, the girl from the "fat girls give better head because they're hungry" picture got married
 
2012-06-28 11:40:24 PM

Odoriferous Queef: Can you say "Mother issues"?


Yeah--all the men and lesbians who like suck tits MUST have "mommy issues" right?

Dumbass.
 
2012-06-28 11:44:32 PM

IXI Jim IXI: Hey, the girl from the "fat girls give better head because they're hungry" picture got married


I like that chick too.

/And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
 
2012-06-28 11:52:02 PM

Somacandra: I think his wife is cute, but then I have a thing for chubby and slightly homely girls with glasses too.


Nothing about that woman is slight.
 
2012-06-29 12:46:18 AM
What the f*ck happened to TLC? Wow... It's like watching the decline of civilization in 10 short years.
 
2012-06-29 01:41:03 AM
Love to eat them titties
Titties what I love to eat
Bite they tiny heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet

/finishing up my sentence
 
2012-06-29 01:44:47 AM
Is it still considered erectile dysfunction if he had no physical difficulty in getting it up when sufficiently turned on?
 
2012-06-29 01:57:42 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: At least I assume they are doing this in their home and not in public.


No, this is on teevee, man, it's in everyone's homes.
 
2012-06-29 02:56:00 AM

cyberspacedout: Is it still considered erectile dysfunction if he had no physical difficulty in getting it up when sufficiently turned on?


No, I believe at that point, it's called being a deviant.

/NTTAWWT
 
2012-06-29 03:46:17 AM
Now that's the OTHER white......

No, no i can't finish that. Just made myself throw up a little.
 
2012-06-29 05:50:39 AM
The best part of this is how the dude had a news reporter cover a story about how he couldn't have an erection.
 
2012-06-29 06:19:03 AM
So, basically, this dude is stealing food from his baby and getting off on it?
 
2012-06-29 08:08:02 AM
maybe he wasn't drinking enough regular milk? or eating enough protein???
 
2012-06-29 10:06:13 AM
Wait. Hold on a minute. Do you mean to tell me that sucking on titties will make your dick hard? Well, whaddya know.
 
2012-06-29 10:20:59 AM
How could I have guessed this was an OHIO story.
 
2012-06-29 11:55:18 AM
There might be even better results when the proximity of the dysfunctional body part and the milkglands is increased.
 
2012-06-29 10:35:59 PM

jimmydevice: Autofelatio is a hell of a drug.


Sorry man, not that flexible. If you're a guy, you've tried it



radarlove: Ironically, seeing a picture of his wife gave me erectile dysfunction.

Gaius: I wouldn't suck that if it were the last tittie on earth.

/well...no.

Baz the Spaz: Just saw the pic of his wife.

How about "no"?




As I am sure if my wife were to see you, it would give her nightmares for centuries.


Odoriferous Queef: Can you say "Mother issues"?


My mother is a coont, so feel free to bad mouth her all you want.



numbone: I saw his wife and obviously he does this in the dark.


Lights off, lights on, either way. I like to see my wife when I am making love to her, or farking her (whichever term you want to use)



Mayhem of the Black Underclass: It was all a really sexy story, until I looked at those pictures.


What's wrong with the pics? Were you expecting to see me sucking my wife's tits or wanted to see them fully exposed?



IXI Jim IXI: Hey, the girl from the "fat girls give better head because they're hungry" picture got married


I actually prefer my penis to be in a vagina over being in a mouth, and she doesn't really like giving head as it is. Your argument is invalid.



radarlove: Somacandra: I think his wife is cute, but then I have a thing for chubby and slightly homely girls with glasses too.

Nothing about that woman is slight.


So you are saying my wife is fat? My son was born Oct 30, 2011, and we filmed that November 16th-ish. It's called baby weight.



maggoo: The best part of this is how the dude had a news reporter cover a story about how he couldn't have an erection.


So I have issues with getting a hard on. It's a part of life, and I am not the only man who suffers from it.



Nick Nostril: So, basically, this dude is stealing food from his baby and getting off on it?


No. My son takes priority. I get the leftovers, "sloppy seconds" as it were. I am not going to take food from my child(ren).



Jon iz teh kewl: maybe he wasn't drinking enough regular milk? or eating enough protein???


Actually, I am mostly lactose intolerant. Dairy milk (from the farm animals) has some rather adverse effects on my digestive tract. I am able to drink my wife's breastmilk without having to run to the toilet every hour.

Since this is Fark.com, the following is prolly going to be wasted space, since you apparently live in your mothers basement still.
For those of you who have resorted to your typical bully behavior, it has been proven that those who make fun of others have their own faults and short comings that they are afraid to face and deal with themselves. My wife is beautiful, and she is a much more tolerant person than any of you. Everyone has their own version of what they consider to be attractive, and most (mainly you small dicked assholes reading this) believe that beauty is 5'6", 110lbs, 36DD. Before my wife got pregnant the first time, she was 5'4", 125lbs, 34C-27-37. No plastic surgery, no lipo, no botox, and definately no fake tits. Now, after two kids, she is 5'4", 140lbs, 34D(when empty) 34DDD (when full) - 28-38. It takes some time to lose the baby weight, as not everyone has the luxury of pawning their kids off onto nannies, babysitters, or day care, and then going to work out 6 hours a day to try and get to the media-imposed image of beautiful.

In short:

She didn't marry you
You aren't sleeping with her
go phark yourselves in the arsehole with a big rubber dick (George Carlin)

You don't like my comment? Deal with it



To those of you who are neutral, or being defensive on our behalf, thanks
 
2012-06-29 11:04:45 PM
In short:

She didn't marry you
You aren't sleeping with her
go phark yourselves in the arsehole with a big rubber dick (George Carlin)

You don't like my comment? Deal with it

To those of you who are neutral, or being defensive on our behalf, thanks



Well, the one thing you got right is: This is Fark. Did you really expect an outpouring of love? If so, go emo elsewhere. If not, quit being an attention whore.

/Haters gonna hate
//Stupid is as stupid does
/Don't be either of the above
 
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