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(USA Today)   Battalion commander dead in Fort Bragg shooting   (content.usatoday.com) divider line 164
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2012-06-28 09:01:50 PM
If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.
 
2012-06-28 09:02:20 PM
Again?
 
2012-06-28 09:02:42 PM
It was Gomer Pyle
 
2012-06-28 09:03:07 PM

Ed Finnerty: If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.


Done in one?
 
2012-06-28 09:03:12 PM
Dude, I know you were upset about Obamacare, but you didn't have to resort to THIS.
 
2012-06-28 09:03:37 PM
i64.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 09:03:46 PM

Ed Finnerty: If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.


Well, to be fair, the one thing the shooter knew with 100% certainty was that not a single person in the room would have a gun and might shoot back. The Army is very strict about not allowing anyone to have a gun on base (well, expect nut jobs)
 
2012-06-28 09:04:11 PM
Guess the commander won't be able to brag anymore.
 
2012-06-28 09:04:51 PM
Support our troops! God save the Queen!

/no but really, they are all heroes
 
2012-06-28 09:05:24 PM

DashFieldpaint: [i64.photobucket.com image 576x432]


Badda boom m'er f'er
 
2012-06-28 09:05:30 PM

Ed Finnerty: If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.


Ah, yes, reminds of me of this nice The West Wing moment:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVnVhYxS0Y
 
2012-06-28 09:05:45 PM
THANKS OBAMACARE!
 
2012-06-28 09:06:15 PM
Christ... Awful.

God's speed commander
 
2012-06-28 09:06:39 PM
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 09:06:42 PM
Battalion Commander?

i167.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 09:07:10 PM
Muslin or gay, or both.

/Why yes, it's trolling, why do you ask?
 
2012-06-28 09:07:55 PM

DashFieldpaint: [i64.photobucket.com image 576x432]


Only 6 in? Classy!
 
2012-06-28 09:07:57 PM
As a three time Medal of Honor winner and recipient of 4 depleted uranium crosses, I blame this on the repeal of DaDT.

/they're in our showers!
 
2012-06-28 09:08:29 PM
What is your major malfunction numbnuts?
 
2012-06-28 09:08:50 PM
Farking spawn campers. I hope he gets banned.
 
2012-06-28 09:09:21 PM
Guns solve all problems

.
 
2012-06-28 09:10:21 PM
I love the quotes around "unit safety brief" because the media knows it's as much bullshiat as the military does.
 
2012-06-28 09:10:42 PM
WHY AREN'T THEY RELEASING ALL THE DETAILS??

IT'S AN OBAMUNIST COVERUP I TELLS YA!
 
2012-06-28 09:11:16 PM

DistendedPendulusFrenulum: Guns solve all problems

.


If I find a problem that I can't solve with 6 rounds, then I already know I'm farked.
 
2012-06-28 09:12:55 PM
Seven. Point. Six. Two. Milimeter.
 
2012-06-28 09:13:22 PM
Repeat.

What? Seriously?

O_o
 
2012-06-28 09:14:13 PM
THANKS NOBAMA!
 
2012-06-28 09:14:39 PM

LeafyGreens: As a three time Medal of Honor winner and recipient of 4 depleted uranium crosses,


www.dailyhaha.com

Pffft they give out the DU Cross just for graduating boot camp. Call me when you have at least 4 Unobtanium Stars and a Monster Cable of Merit
 
2012-06-28 09:15:51 PM

Benni K Rok: I love the quotes around "unit safety brief" because the media knows it's as much bullshiat as the military does.


Here's the short version, so that the final formation every Friday can be shortened just a bit:

"Don't drink and drive," "Don't text and drive," "Don't stick forks into wall outlets," "Don't juggle chainsaws while riding unicycles" and "Don't have sex without a condom."

There, I just made every weekend for the rest of your military career fifteen minutes longer (not counting weekends with missions/drills/FTX/deployments/etc)
 
2012-06-28 09:16:17 PM
And yet when we meet them in the street we're required to gaze downward and mutter, "Thank you for your service" before fellating them.
 
2012-06-28 09:16:54 PM
They need the TSA at military bases to protect the soldiers.
 
Biv
2012-06-28 09:16:58 PM

Ed Finnerty: If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.


Hate to tell you this, but only MP's are allowed guns on American bases.
 
2012-06-28 09:17:29 PM
Is Israel okay?
 
2012-06-28 09:17:29 PM

DashFieldpaint: i64.photobucket.com


Leonard, if Hartman catches us in here, we'll be in a world of shiat.
 
2012-06-28 09:18:51 PM
no [HERO] tag?!

trollolololo
 
2012-06-28 09:19:03 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Muslin or gay, or both.

Do you mean the battalion commander, or the shooter?

 
2012-06-28 09:19:09 PM

Biv: Hate to tell you this, but only MP's are allowed guns on American bases.


Sounds like some big government, Orwellian nightmare suppressing the rights of True Americans.

jaytkay: And yet when we meet them in the street we're required to gaze downward and mutter, "Thank you for your service" before fellating them.


Only at parades... when you pass their cardboard boxes on the streets you can stare straight ahead and not give them your spare change.
 
2012-06-28 09:19:22 PM

Biv: Ed Finnerty: If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.

Hate to tell you this, but only MP's are allowed guns on American bases.


Apparently not.
 
2012-06-28 09:19:57 PM

remus


The Army is very strict about not allowing anyone to have a gun on base (well, expect nut jobs)


Freudian slip is Freudian.
 
2012-06-28 09:22:07 PM

The_Gallant_Gallstone:


Uhhh...context?
 
2012-06-28 09:22:31 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: Muslin or gay, or both.

/Why yes, it's trolling, why do you ask?


It may be trolling, but it's also so close to the possible truth it's scary.

/hopes there nothing but a sad story here
 
2012-06-28 09:22:36 PM
One solider killed another

Obviously one wasn't as solid as the other.
 
2012-06-28 09:23:35 PM

Ed Finnerty: If only they had guns, none of this would have happened.


One guy is dead here.

Thirty were dead at Virginia Tech.

You do the math.

/It was during a "unit safety" talk
//oh sweet irony
 
2012-06-28 09:23:38 PM

One Bad Apple: LeafyGreens: As a three time Medal of Honor winner and recipient of 4 depleted uranium crosses,

[www.dailyhaha.com image 598x440]

Pffft they give out the DU Cross just for graduating boot camp. Call me when you have at least 4 Unobtanium Stars and a Monster Cable of Merit


Hey I liked boot camp!
 
2012-06-28 09:24:05 PM

Waxing_Chewbacca: Christ... Awful.

God's speed commander


It's "Godspeed". A single word, and the "speed" in it is not referring to fast motion. It's a blessing to those whom you wish success, though in the case of someone who has just croaked his last it's unclear what you hope he might be successful at.
 
2012-06-28 09:24:35 PM

mrmyxolodian: Uhhh...context?


I'm assuming you're asking about the photo.

I don't think I believe in things enough to be a genuine left-wing radical. I'd take it more as "ironic douchebaggery" than "militant hatred of America"
 
2012-06-28 09:26:13 PM

ShannonKW: It's a blessing to those whom you wish success, though in the case of someone who has just croaked his last it's unclear what you hope he might be successful at.


I am assumed he meant "Godspeed" to his 70 virgins awaiting him in the afterlife.
 
2012-06-28 09:27:03 PM

StoneColdAtheist: /hopes there nothing but a sad story here


I'm betting PTSD cause we have been SOOOOOO supportive of the ones that come back with no outside scars.
 
2012-06-28 09:27:39 PM
Well, he was in a world of shiat.
 
2012-06-28 09:27:43 PM

jaytkay: And yet when we meet them in the street we're required to gaze downward and mutter, "Thank you for your service" before fellating them.


we get gratuitous fellatio in the streets now? Am I too old to reenlist?
 
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