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(My San Antonio)   Inmate kills self with plastic spoon. That's forked up   ( divider line
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7865 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jun 2012 at 5:58 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-28 11:51:50 PM  
3 votes:
Because it's DULL, you twit. It hurt more.
2012-06-29 07:06:39 AM  
2 votes:
Inmate kills self with plastic spoon. That's forked sporked up

2012-06-29 07:46:42 AM  
1 vote:
I knew someone who drove herself to madness with one. Maybe he should have stopped there.
2012-06-29 07:41:02 AM  
1 vote:

rnatalie: Knifey spoony, Anyone?

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1. Knifey Spoony 31 up, 10 down
A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.
"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"
2012-06-29 06:40:31 AM  
1 vote:
Polyurethane is a hell of a drug.
2012-06-28 11:45:51 PM  
1 vote:
Robert Rodriguez, 29, was found unconscious and bleeding... It appears there were self-inflicted wounds from a plastic spoon he had made sharp and used to stab himself.

Well, at least that means no more 'Spy Kids' movies.
2012-06-28 10:39:56 PM  
1 vote:
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