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(Toronto Sun)   Shatner shows TSA the moon   (torontosun.com) divider line 101
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2012-06-28 05:17:19 PM  
Embarrassed? Before long, he'll be working this into his routine schtick, I'm sure.
 
2012-06-28 05:30:19 PM  
probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Nah, that would be "Star Trek 5" brah.
 
2012-06-28 05:37:52 PM  
I think we can all agree it's better for you to drop your britches, than to have bridges dropped on you

img.trekmovie.com
 
2012-06-28 06:13:33 PM  

Walker: probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Nah, that would be "Star Trek 5" brah.


I dunno. "Kingdom of the Spiders" and "Horror At 37,000 Feet" were pretty embarrassing.
 
2012-06-28 06:14:06 PM  
Those TSA assclowns think Captain Kirk was hiding a phaser in his pants?
 
2012-06-28 06:17:00 PM  
He wasn't hiding a phaser, I assure you.
zombieroom.net
 
2012-06-28 06:55:37 PM  
Man, it's gonna be a sad day when he dies. People are going to be distraught like when Steve Irwin and Dale Sr passed. Cherish this gift of a man while he is still with us.
 
2012-06-28 07:01:01 PM  
Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain. Why is he climbing a mountain?

Because the moon is on the other side.
 
2012-06-28 07:01:39 PM  
Because celebrities blow up airplanes all the time.

Nice job TSA.
 
2012-06-28 07:01:57 PM  
Mr. Sulu - prepare to fire probe - destination: Uranus.
 
2012-06-28 07:04:04 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I think we can all agree it's better for you to drop your britches, than to have bridges dropped on you

[img.trekmovie.com image 480x202]


Why'd you have to bring THAT movie up when you could have mentioned this one?

neatnik2009.files.wordpress.com

"I did nothing! Except get caught with my britches down. I must be getting senile..."
 
2012-06-28 07:04:42 PM  
Wow. Poor Shatner.
 
2012-06-28 07:04:43 PM  

rocketpants: Because celebrities blow up airplanes all the time.

Nice job TSA.


Not sure if serious but once upon a time a celebrity assassinated a US president.
 
2012-06-28 07:04:43 PM  
www.davethewinemerchant.com

/to the moon.....
//hot, like the sunny side of the moon
 
2012-06-28 07:05:24 PM  

Walker: probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Nah, that would be "Star Trek 5" brah.


Never saw White Comanche huh?
 
2012-06-28 07:05:35 PM  
Shatner's world does indeed have a moon.

img151.imageshack.us
 
2012-06-28 07:05:49 PM  

rocketpants: Because celebrities blow up airplanes all the time.

Nice job TSA.


Well they probably have a lot more training than the average citizen...

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2012-06-28 07:07:28 PM  

rocketpants: Because celebrities blow up airplanes all the time.

Nice job TSA.


I love it when the TSA pulls their shiat on famous people. Well, I don't love it, but it's got a great chance of working out in our favor. They do this shiat to me or you, and we complain, the best we can hope for is to be ignored (most likely we'll get told to STFU). Celebrities actually have somewhat of a voice, and therefore have a chance of being heard. And, as you implied, harassing them is kinda absurd. So I say to the TSA, by all means keep harassing the people who have the best chance of shutting down your insanity.

/If we could get them to finger a few congressmen that would be even better.
 
2012-06-28 07:08:39 PM  
Jument: rocketpants: Because celebrities blow up airplanes all the time.

Nice job TSA.

Not sure if serious but once upon a time a celebrity assassinated a US president.


Yup, put an end to his vampire killin
 
2012-06-28 07:08:46 PM  
Did he show anyone his Tribbles?
 
2012-06-28 07:09:13 PM  
CSB:
Going through security, they put me in the xray tube. I told them that without a belt, these pants are going down when I raise my hands. They said OK and weren't they surprised that I was going commando that day.
/CSB
 
2012-06-28 07:09:29 PM  
 
2012-06-28 07:12:14 PM  
images.icanhascheezburger.com
 
2012-06-28 07:13:33 PM  
I thought he went over a cliff in a bus.

/Spock. My pants. Have lost. Their. Containment field.
 
2012-06-28 07:17:23 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: He wasn't hiding a phaser, I assure you.
[zombieroom.net image 400x300]


Not sure how that has escaped my notice all this time but I'm pretty sure I'll be laughing/roaring/giggling about it until August.
 
2012-06-28 07:20:07 PM  

trackerbri: Walker: probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Nah, that would be "Star Trek 5" brah.

Never saw White Comanche huh?


Thankfully no.
 
2012-06-28 07:20:21 PM  
MISTER TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
 
2012-06-28 07:22:59 PM  
skepticalteacher.files.wordpress.com

hey TSA, stop denying how awesome he is, or Shatner will show you his junk.
 
2012-06-28 07:23:08 PM  

foo monkey: Man, it's gonna be a sad day when he dies. People are going to be distraught like when Steve Irwin and Dale Sr passed. Cherish this gift of a man while he is still with us.


So true! One of the greatest of the great in all of Hollywood!
(big smile)
 
2012-06-28 07:25:10 PM  
How absurd. I think we can all be assured that William Shatner isn't a terrorist.
 
2012-06-28 07:27:02 PM  
Was Nimoy anywhere nearby?

/getting ideas for K/S fiction
 
2012-06-28 07:27:57 PM  
Awww, I'm disappointed. I thought he did it on purpose to make a point.

But seriously, TSA, Shatner's bombs are on screen not in his pants!
 
2012-06-28 07:29:50 PM  
I gotta hand it to him, in my opinion his toupee is very nice
 
2012-06-28 07:30:40 PM  
www.portlandmonthlymag.com
/approves
 
2012-06-28 07:31:34 PM  
TSA pat-downs? I can't get behind that.
 
2012-06-28 07:31:54 PM  

God's Bathroom Floor: How absurd. I think we can all be assured that William Shatner isn't a terrorist.


1.bp.blogspot.com

But which one?
 
2012-06-28 07:32:01 PM  
Surely, I have made my meaning plain. I mean to avenge myself upon you, Shatner. I deprived your loops of a belt, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your pants.
 
2012-06-28 07:36:30 PM  
i165.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 07:36:42 PM  
oh my
 
2012-06-28 07:39:56 PM  
That's no moon ...??
 
2012-06-28 07:40:02 PM  
i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 07:40:52 PM  

Walker: probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Nah, that would be "Star Trek 5" brah.


I'd say the first Star Trek movie would be in there too. That was just farking awful!
 
2012-06-28 07:43:07 PM  
He sees TSA agents on plane wings.
www.dailyplunge.com
 
2012-06-28 07:47:05 PM  

amd1433: scottydoesntknow: I think we can all agree it's better for you to drop your britches, than to have bridges dropped on you

[img.trekmovie.com image 480x202]

Why'd you have to bring THAT movie up when you could have mentioned this one?

[neatnik2009.files.wordpress.com image 400x300]

"I did nothing! Except get caught with my britches down. I must be getting senile..."


BRILLIANT! Good catch.
 
2012-06-28 07:49:41 PM  
Jesus, that's what 81 looks like???
 
2012-06-28 07:52:15 PM  
It's a good thing Shatner hadn't shat himself.
 
2012-06-28 07:52:21 PM  

ms_lara_croft: Walker: probably the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Nah, that would be "Star Trek 5" brah.

I dunno. "Kingdom of the Spiders" and "Horror At 37,000 Feet" were pretty embarrassing.


Let's not forget his wife doing a Natalie Wood impression in the pool.
 
2012-06-28 07:52:41 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: MISTER TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!


img706.imageshack.us

My thoughts exactly.
 
2012-06-28 07:56:08 PM  
At his weight that was a fuulll moon!
 
2012-06-28 07:58:24 PM  

brianbankerus: Jesus, that's what 81 looks like???


Aside from getting a little porky, he's in remarkably fine form.

And when you've been such a popular brand of ham for so long, you acquire unexpected fans, like Henry Rollins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPRj5jDSojs
 
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