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(KTRE Lufkin)   Texas woman accused of forging prescription, attempting to feed Luke to the Rancor (w/ pic)   (ktre.com ) divider line
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2012-06-28 03:49:52 PM  
LUFKIN, TX (KTRE) - Lufkin Police arrested a woman Sunday accused of altering her prescription form on two separate occasions in order to get more refills of Vicodin in 2011.

How else do you expect her to get over the pain and suffering of losing her best friend?

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2012-06-28 06:12:54 PM  
HEADLINE WIN
 
2012-06-28 06:13:28 PM  
Yep, she looks like someone who sits around all day popping Vicodin. If you lost some weight and got some exercise, your back wouldn't hurt all the time, fatty.
 
2012-06-28 06:14:00 PM  

"Lufkin Police arrested a woman Sunday accused of altering her prescription form on two separate occasions in order to get more refills of Vicodin in 2011."


She has altered the terms of the prescription form. Pray she does not alter it any further.

 
2012-06-28 06:14:02 PM  
If the usual is 1 refill, 4 is definitely going to look suspicious.
 
2012-06-28 06:15:02 PM  
sondrak.com
Just to get it over with-
 
2012-06-28 06:15:12 PM  
That's the last mistake she'll ever make.

/probably not.
 
2012-06-28 06:18:40 PM  
She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane
 
2012-06-28 06:22:43 PM  
Well, now that we have socialized medicine, kind of, we wont have to worry as I'm sure that she will now get gainful employment and a nice heath care package that will ensure her continuing heath and well being.
 
2012-06-28 06:23:15 PM  

publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane


I have severe rosacea. I feel for her. :(
 
2012-06-28 06:23:26 PM  
If she has to dose by the pound she probably needs 4 times the amount.
 
2012-06-28 06:24:03 PM  
There was a thread earlier about the misuse of oxycodone etc etc etc in Florida that I read and didn't comment in. Someone in there had mentioned that pharmacists shouldn't be questioning prescriptions and should just fill whatever is on the paper.

I present to you exhibit A.

/Well, maybe A-C depending on state weight limits
 
2012-06-28 06:25:00 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Yep, she looks like someone who sits around all day popping Vicodin.


She's not eating it, she's selling it.
 
2012-06-28 06:27:07 PM  

basemetal: Gyrfalcon: Yep, she looks like someone who sits around all day popping Vicodin.

She's not eating it, she's selling it.


I agree. She's clearly selling the Vicodin to feed her addiction to cake and gravy.
 
2012-06-28 06:27:15 PM  

kellynoel: publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane

I have severe rosacea. I feel for her. :(


If i got caught like that, I would be sooo red in the face


/I keed
 
2012-06-28 06:27:37 PM  
*frowns*
 
2012-06-28 06:29:43 PM  

publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane


They don't sell that anymore.

You'd be surprised how stupid people are with prescriptions and altering them. You name it, I probably saw it when I was a Pharmacy Tech. different colored pens, pens used on printed forms, pencils....complete forging of scripts in their kids names, trying to add refills to controlled substances (automatically have no refills)....

Even saw a woman try to kill herself with scissors after we reported her and she was arrested. Drugs are funny stuff.
 
2012-06-28 06:30:26 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 06:31:48 PM  

OhioUGrad: publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane

They don't sell that anymore.

You'd be surprised how stupid people are with prescriptions and altering them. You name it, I probably saw it when I was a Pharmacy Tech. different colored pens, pens used on printed forms, pencils....complete forging of scripts in their kids names, trying to add refills to controlled substances (automatically have no refills)....

Even saw a woman try to kill herself with scissors after we reported her and she was arrested. Drugs are funny stuff.


They still sell it, has gone generic. See also: Soriatane, Claravis etc. They just have a program patients have to be enrolled in, as well as MDs and pharmacies to prescribe, use, and dispense
 
2012-06-28 06:35:01 PM  
Silly woman, you don't need a prescription to buy cake!
 
2012-06-28 06:36:53 PM  

Xyling: Silly woman, you don't need a prescription to buy cake!


I would just like to say that I am a fatass but I don't like cake, or pie, or the vast majority of sweets.....nor do I like the vast majority of fried foods.
 
2012-06-28 06:38:08 PM  
The mere fact that you call making love "attempting to feed Luke to the Rancor" tells me you're not ready.
 
2012-06-28 06:41:09 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Well, now that we have socialized medicine, kind of, we wont have to worry as I'm sure that she will now get gainful employment and a nice heath care package that will ensure her continuing heath and well being.


Maybe, but she won't be ODing while driving, or going to the grocery store whacked out of her mind and knocking shiat over. The cost benefit of keeping her locked up, and the safety of the public, is probably well worth it. This isn't a harmless drug like pot or shrooms, after all.
 
2012-06-28 06:41:25 PM  
Holy shiat. You know you're a fat fark when your entire face can barely fit in the frame.
 
2012-06-28 06:41:37 PM  
Stoopid woman. If she was smart, she could have made 1 into 1,000,000.
 
2012-06-28 06:42:10 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Holy shiat. You know you're a fat fark when your entire face can barely fit in the frame.


There's this thing called...zoom.
 
2012-06-28 06:42:50 PM  

basemetal: Gyrfalcon: Yep, she looks like someone who sits around all day popping Vicodin.

She's not eating it, she's selling it.


but clearly that is to cover the costs of eating everything else.
 
2012-06-28 06:49:27 PM  
Is the "smoking hot chick" headline meme dead?

I hope.
 
2012-06-28 06:53:42 PM  

DirkValentine: HEADLINE WIN


yeah, subby... well done.
 
2012-06-28 06:54:33 PM  
third-degree attempt to possess a controlled substance by forgery

That's an oddly specific statute. Regular forgery doesn't cover it?
 
2012-06-28 06:55:56 PM  
Photoshopp

Coco LaFemme: Holy shiat. You know you're a fat fark when your entire face can barely fit in the frame.


Photoshopped?
/to many pixels in the frame
 
2012-06-28 06:56:48 PM  
mybad
 
2012-06-28 06:58:25 PM  
It's

Point02GPA: mybad


ok
 
2012-06-28 06:59:14 PM  
I think this whole thing
 
2012-06-28 07:05:48 PM  

hillary: sigh.

that's the joke.


That was a joke?
 
2012-06-28 07:08:11 PM  

Philibuster: OhioUGrad: publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane

They don't sell that anymore.

You'd be surprised how stupid people are with prescriptions and altering them. You name it, I probably saw it when I was a Pharmacy Tech. different colored pens, pens used on printed forms, pencils....complete forging of scripts in their kids names, trying to add refills to controlled substances (automatically have no refills)....

Even saw a woman try to kill herself with scissors after we reported her and she was arrested. Drugs are funny stuff.

They still sell it, has gone generic. See also: Soriatane, Claravis etc. They just have a program patients have to be enrolled in, as well as MDs and pharmacies to prescribe, use, and dispense


I figured it had gone generic...but I thought they completely pulled it because of all the lawsuits that were building up against it. I even see those ambulance chasing lawyer ads on TV for it....but it's been a while since i was in a pharmacy.
 
2012-06-28 07:11:01 PM  

Coco LaFemme: Holy shiat. You know you're a fat fark when your entire face can barely fit in the frame.


That woman is so fat the tires on her Hoverround are load range D.


Ok, that sucked.
 
2012-06-28 07:18:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
Biv
2012-06-28 07:22:02 PM  
That's no moon...
 
2012-06-28 07:24:58 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-06-28 07:32:23 PM  
Are we sure it wasn't a "h"? Like H numbers of refills?

Jesus, save me from their horrible handwriting!
 
2012-06-28 07:44:23 PM  

mjoven1975: basemetal: Gyrfalcon: Yep, she looks like someone who sits around all day popping Vicodin.

She's not eating it, she's selling it.

I agree. She's clearly selling the Vicodin to feed her addiction to cake and gravy.


Ah, yes. That would make more sense than my scenario.
 
2012-06-28 07:44:49 PM  

dryknife: Is the "smoking hot chick" headline meme dead?

I hope.


Came here specifically to thank Subby for the honest approach in headline writing, and not baiting us with the "Smoking Hot Chick" rickroll that has become all too common.

/fall for it every time, dammit
 
2012-06-28 07:48:24 PM  
How dare you compare her to Jabba!!!! Jabba's prettier.
 
2012-06-28 08:04:12 PM  
well my doctor said Aleve so i changed it from Vicodin to Naproxen
 
2012-06-28 08:05:34 PM  

Richard Johnson: How dare you compare her to Jabba!!!! Jabba's prettier.


Q: What's the difference between her and Jabba?
A: Jabba has had men inside him.

/you know, puppetteers
 
2012-06-28 08:08:08 PM  
You got Leia, bro - so give Luke to ME

i911.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 08:23:50 PM  
download.manycam.com
 
2012-06-28 09:02:57 PM  

kellynoel: publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane

I have severe rosacea. I feel for her. :(


here you're surrounded by flawless farkers who wouldn't understand how this woman feels when she looks in the mirror. how feeling 'less than' can easily lead to nights alone with an Entenmann's cake or a half-gallon of ice cream. because life sucks and the playing field is far from level and fair for all.
 
2012-06-28 10:26:31 PM  

KrispyKritter: kellynoel: publikenemy: She's on the wrong meds....she needs a case of accutane

I have severe rosacea. I feel for her. :(

here you're surrounded by flawless farkers who wouldn't understand how this woman feels when she looks in the mirror. how feeling 'less than' can easily lead to nights alone with an Entenmann's cake or a half-gallon of ice cream. because life sucks and the playing field is far from level and fair for all.


Well, I have flawless feet. So I can't feel her pain, since she can't even see her own.
 
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