jlawn001: This thread is useless without pics.jpg
Arkanaut: That's not Jesus, it's his younger brother.
Bit'O'Gristle: sighs..i should just save my posts on this and repeat it every time this comes up.For the "hopefully" last time. Nobody knows what jesus looked like, or if he even existed in anything besides some guy''s imagination. So, when you say "omg...lookie..its JEBUS" on toast, a tomato, a leaky wall, or crumbling masonry, you look like an uneducated mouth breathing sheep. Stop it.
Englebert Slaptyback: GyrfalconI'm surprised Jesus is so moldy.He wasn't embalmed and he was stored in stone Tupperware in a warm climate for three days. Of course he's moldy.
arcas: More than 25,000 people visited the Milton Hospital near Boston, Massachusetts, over one weekend as word of the likeness spread."It was Jesus looking right at us, we were shocked and couldn't believe it. It's a miracle!"*sigh*I understand that some people are desperate for something to believe in but, quite frankly, I'd question the omnipotence of any deity whose miracles are limited to making vague images appear in rust stains or on pieces of rotten wood.
Scrotacus: Bit'O'Gristle: [actual picture of Jesus][www.blogcdn.com image 250x279]
noblewolf: I thought it looked more like Zim than Jesus.[i3.photobucket.com image 210x337]
CitizenTed: It definitely gives you religious inspiration but thirty minutes later you're totally craving another omnipotent deity.
Englebert Slaptyback: GyrfalconI could clear him up with a little CLR.HI, ZOMBIE BILLIE MAYS HERE FOR CLR. ARE YOUR CORPSES MOLDY?? ARE YOUR CADAVERS COVERED IN LIME AND RUST DEPOSITS?? CLR WILL REMOVE THE STAINS SO FAST YOU'LL THINK IT WAS A MIRACLE!!"
Scrotacus: The body of christ, the duck sauce of heaven.
rkallister: What people think Jesus looked like:[sharpiron.files.wordpress.com image 302x372]What Jesus probably looked like:[www.popularmechanics.com image 300x300]
GungFu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x355]Wider shot. Same shiat.
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