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2012-06-28 05:51:32 PM  
does that mean we need to wok him up?
 
2012-06-28 05:51:38 PM  
This thread is useless without pics.jpg
 
2012-06-28 05:52:39 PM  
Article fails without pics.
 
2012-06-28 05:52:40 PM  
The body of christ, the duck sauce of heaven.
 
2012-06-28 05:53:10 PM  
www.swamppolitics.com

What a Jesus egg roll might look like
 
2012-06-28 05:54:10 PM  

jlawn001: This thread is useless without pics.jpg


img.thesun.co.uk

Jesus Christ on a brick wall; ffs this is retarded.
 
2012-06-28 05:54:33 PM  
That's not Jesus, it's his younger brother.
 
2012-06-28 05:55:46 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk

Wider shot. Same shiat.
 
2012-06-28 05:55:47 PM  

Arkanaut: That's not Jesus, it's his younger brother.


oh that explains the flat face and squinty eyes.
 
2012-06-28 05:56:22 PM  
The box???
 
2012-06-28 05:58:23 PM  
That's Charlie from LOST.

/You all, everybody!
 
2012-06-28 05:58:38 PM  
sighs..i should just save my posts on this and repeat it every time this comes up.

For the "hopefully" last time. Nobody knows what jesus looked like, or if he even existed in anything besides some guy''s imagination. So, when you say "omg...lookie..its JEBUS" on toast, a tomato, a leaky wall, or crumbling masonry, you look like an uneducated mouth breathing sheep. Stop it.
 
2012-06-28 05:59:09 PM  
Wow, JEsus has fallen harder than Carrot Top...now appearing in wall cracks at your local greasy chinese feline cookery? What happened to making stars dance and oceans part? Jesus needs a new agent!
 
2012-06-28 06:00:43 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: sighs..i should just save my posts on this and repeat it every time this comes up.

For the "hopefully" last time. Nobody knows what jesus looked like, or if he even existed in anything besides some guy''s imagination. So, when you say "omg...lookie..its JEBUS" on toast, a tomato, a leaky wall, or crumbling masonry, you look like an uneducated mouth breathing sheep. Stop it.


whoa whoa whoa, wait just a second.
Moth breathing?
Could a feller, you know, get a high from that?

just wondering.
 
2012-06-28 06:02:23 PM  
img.thesun.co.ukimg.mp3mixx.com
Peace and Love, please, no more letters, Peace and love.....
 
2012-06-28 06:03:26 PM  
More than 25,000 people visited the Milton Hospital near Boston, Massachusetts, over one weekend as word of the likeness spread.

"It was Jesus looking right at us, we were shocked and couldn't believe it. It's a miracle!"


*sigh*

I understand that some people are desperate for something to believe in but, quite frankly, I'd question the omnipotence of any deity whose miracles are limited to making vague images appear in rust stains or on pieces of rotten wood.
 
2012-06-28 06:03:31 PM  
I'm surprised Jesus is so moldy.
 
2012-06-28 06:07:12 PM  

Gyrfalcon


I'm surprised Jesus is so moldy.


He wasn't embalmed and he was stored in stone Tupperware in a warm climate for three days. Of course he's moldy.
 
2012-06-28 06:08:16 PM  
Bit'O'Gristle: [actual picture of Jesus]

www.blogcdn.com
 
2012-06-28 06:08:28 PM  
Well, he was Jewish, and you know how much they love Chinese food.
 
2012-06-28 06:12:04 PM  
img341.imageshack.us

OMG LOOK!!! It's not one but TWO faces of Jesus!!!!!!11
 
2012-06-28 06:12:35 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

/hot like 'father and son'
 
2012-06-28 06:13:31 PM  
jumpin' jesus on a pogo stick
 
2012-06-28 06:15:13 PM  
I thought it looked more like Zim than Jesus.

i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 06:15:51 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Gyrfalcon

I'm surprised Jesus is so moldy.


He wasn't embalmed and he was stored in stone Tupperware in a warm climate for three days. Of course he's moldy.


I could clear him up with a little CLR.
 
2012-06-28 06:18:59 PM  
If Jesus was a carpenter, why didn't he die of anorexia nervosa?
 
2012-06-28 06:22:22 PM  

Gyrfalcon


I could clear him up with a little CLR.


HI, ZOMBIE BILLIE MAYS HERE FOR CLR. ARE YOUR CORPSES MOLDY?? ARE YOUR CADAVERS COVERED IN LIME AND RUST DEPOSITS?? CLR WILL REMOVE THE STAINS SO FAST YOU'LL THINK IT WAS A MIRACLE!!"
 
2012-06-28 06:23:15 PM  

arcas: More than 25,000 people visited the Milton Hospital near Boston, Massachusetts, over one weekend as word of the likeness spread.

"It was Jesus looking right at us, we were shocked and couldn't believe it. It's a miracle!"

*sigh*

I understand that some people are desperate for something to believe in but, quite frankly, I'd question the omnipotence of any deity whose miracles are limited to making vague images appear in rust stains or on pieces of rotten wood.


Worst...miracle...ever.
 
2012-06-28 06:23:18 PM  
I saw him on a piece of tp lately, just after i had that serios intestinal infection...

/he smelled like sh..
 
2012-06-28 06:24:07 PM  

Scrotacus: Bit'O'Gristle: [actual picture of Jesus]

[www.blogcdn.com image 250x279]


Dammit, THATS where all the money i donated went....TO HIS BLING!! WTF? I feel so dirty and used.
 
2012-06-28 06:26:46 PM  

noblewolf: I thought it looked more like Zim than Jesus.

[i3.photobucket.com image 210x337]


I so miss that show. Jhonen was wonderfully strange.

/has all his comics
//girl geeks - we're not myths after all
 
2012-06-28 06:31:49 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-28 06:32:05 PM  
yougonnagetraped.jpg
 
2012-06-28 06:35:17 PM  
www.rantingnewyorker.com
 
2012-06-28 06:36:09 PM  
this shall become my new exclamation of exasperation !
 
2012-06-28 06:39:04 PM  
Nice. You know the owner is going to cash in. Chinese businesses don't leave money on the table. Congrats on your windfall. No one gets into heaven without a glow stick!
 
2012-06-28 06:53:33 PM  
It definitely gives you religious inspiration but thirty minutes later you're totally craving another omnipotent deity.
 
2012-06-28 06:57:49 PM  

CitizenTed: It definitely gives you religious inspiration but thirty minutes later you're totally craving another omnipotent deity.


Try Víðarr, some gravlax and some akvavit. Much better stuff.
 
2012-06-28 06:59:07 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.google.com

Stay thirsty, my friends.
 
2012-06-28 07:05:44 PM  
Pictured holding the enchanted lockbox of Antioch in front of him.

The padlock does not even need to be closed, because faith alone keeps it from being opened.

/Unless someone opens it, then they are identified as the devil and executed.
 
2012-06-28 07:23:21 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: sighs..i should just save my posts on this and repeat it every time this comes up.

For the "hopefully" last time. Nobody knows what jesus looked like, or if he even existed in anything besides some guy''s imagination. So, when you say "omg...lookie..its JEBUS" on toast, a tomato, a leaky wall, or crumbling masonry, you look like an uneducated mouth breathing sheep. Stop it.


OMG if you look at the spaces between letters in the above post, it looks like Jesus!
 
2012-06-28 07:28:25 PM  
What people think Jesus looked like:

sharpiron.files.wordpress.com

What Jesus probably looked like:

www.popularmechanics.com
 
2012-06-28 07:32:17 PM  
WTF is a "Takeaway"? Some stupid British term?
 
2012-06-28 07:35:52 PM  
A holy roller? He fried for our sins?

/got nuthin'
 
2012-06-28 07:41:57 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: sighs..i should just save my posts on this and repeat it every time this comes up.

For the "hopefully" last time. Nobody knows what jesus looked like, or if he even existed in anything besides some guy''s imagination. So, when you say "omg...lookie..its JEBUS" on toast, a tomato, a leaky wall, or crumbling masonry, you look like an uneducated mouth breathing sheep. Stop it.


You really think your logic is going to penetrate people who think they see Jesus on toast?

Dude, just give up. Let it go. Take a deep breath and move on to something else.

And since most of the people who believe this stuff aren't fark frequenters anyway you're like the old man yelling at a cloud.
 
2012-06-28 07:45:28 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Gyrfalcon

I could clear him up with a little CLR.


HI, ZOMBIE BILLIE MAYS HERE FOR CLR. ARE YOUR CORPSES MOLDY?? ARE YOUR CADAVERS COVERED IN LIME AND RUST DEPOSITS?? CLR WILL REMOVE THE STAINS SO FAST YOU'LL THINK IT WAS A MIRACLE!!"


Can't...stop...laughing...
 
2012-06-28 07:47:54 PM  
Jesus Christ! Another Jesus Christ photo op. Man, get an agent.
 
2012-06-28 07:55:34 PM  

Scrotacus: The body of christ, the duck sauce of heaven.


what about the oolong tea?
 
2012-06-28 07:56:38 PM  

rkallister: What people think Jesus looked like:

[sharpiron.files.wordpress.com image 302x372]

What Jesus probably looked like:

[www.popularmechanics.com image 300x300]


so people THINK his head was permanentely fixed in the left hand direction. but in reality HE's looking right at u. interesting
 
2012-06-28 07:58:31 PM  

GungFu: [img.thesun.co.uk image 532x355]

Wider shot. Same shiat.


Looks more like Manson.
 
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