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(Fox News)   "What cheese is doing outside a sandwich is just something we can't get our head around either"   (foxnews.com) divider line 54
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2012-06-28 01:15:21 PM
No this is just wrong. There is a very good reason why the cheese is on the inside.

Breaking tradition is fine, but first you have to understand the reasons behind it.
 
2012-06-28 01:20:40 PM
*sits down and looks at croque monsieur sandwich*

OH JESUS, THE CHEESE IS ON THE OUTSIDE MAN MY DOORS OF PERCEPTION HAVE JUST BEEN BLOWN STRAIGHT OFF THEIR HINGES! GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER!

*requires institutionalization*
 
2012-06-28 01:22:58 PM
FTA...The fried chicken sandwich is topped with garlic-parmesan sauce and a layer of American cheese over it's top bun.


"it is bun"?
 
2012-06-28 01:53:42 PM
Based on the type of items in the foreign fast food threads, I've come to this conclusion: In Asia, foreign and exotic = cheese. So to feature the cheese in this way is just a logical extension of that marketing strategy.
 
2012-06-28 02:02:06 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...The fried chicken sandwich is topped with garlic-parmesan sauce and a layer of American cheese over it's top bun.


"it is bun"?


Copy editors ain't what they used to be.
 
2012-06-28 02:11:24 PM
It's American "cheese", not American cheese.
 
2012-06-28 03:24:41 PM
Not any stranger than pickles on top.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-06-28 04:07:36 PM
End of the world. It's the end of the world and you all act as if nothing is happening. Cheese is on top of the bun, people! The time is upon us! What more do you need to see?
 
2012-06-28 04:08:29 PM
This is cheese on head retarded.

i.i.com.com
failblog.files.wordpress.com

//i almost moved to that state
 
2012-06-28 04:12:55 PM
It's the Philippines, so it might be actual cheese (you know, the stuff with milk in it?). I think this is a good idea -- I think cheese (or the cheese-flavored stuff they use here) is disgusting on sandwiches. A hot burger or chicken sandwich is ruined when they put cheese on it, even after asking for "no cheese". At least in this case I can just toss the top half of the bun. Not great, but better than the current alternative.
 
2012-06-28 04:16:57 PM

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...The fried chicken sandwich is topped with garlic-parmesan sauce and a layer of American cheese over it's top bun.


"it is bun"?


Also, they're calling it a "burger" in the poster. WHICH IS IT? We're at war, pick a side!
 
2012-06-28 04:18:30 PM
hurrkk
 
2012-06-28 04:25:39 PM
Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper
 
2012-06-28 04:39:14 PM
You dumbshiats. I guess you didn't notice that the cheese is on top because this burger is "streetwise."

a57.foxnews.com

All you crackers are sittin' at home makin' sure yo' cheese is inside yo' bun. Out here on the streets, yo, we ain't got time to be no goddamn sandwich architects. Slap the cheese on the top, stuff it in yo' mouf, and get on witchyo life, dog.
 
2012-06-28 04:49:34 PM

homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper


It's immaterial to me as long as directly above is cheese or mayo and directly under is the other. Why? Because it will keep a nice juicy burger from soaking up the bun. Thanks, Alton Brown

In this age of touch screen everythings, including phones, this is not something I would eat. There are thing I avoid eating with my fingers now because of the residue that then smears up my phone. Cheese like this would make the list.
 
2012-06-28 04:53:08 PM
KFC, you just blew my mind.
 
2012-06-28 04:56:23 PM

homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper



That doesn't even make any sense fool.

More importantly however is that apparently it is acceptable to refer to a chicken sandwich as a "burger" in the Philippines.
I feel like we should do something about that first.
I'm thinking along the lines of economic sanctions.
 
2012-06-28 04:58:30 PM
if it is under the heat lamp for too long the cheese may burn the living heck out of your mouth
 
2012-06-28 04:59:20 PM

homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper


In the Phillipines, cheese below the meat is cause for caning. As it should be.
 
2012-06-28 05:00:00 PM
That's pretty good, but I'm more interested in the nacho pizza, with a crust made out of cheeseburgers linked at the bottom of the page.
 
2012-06-28 05:01:43 PM
Didn't you hear, the cheese stands alone.

I said THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE!

/Fresh cut
 
2012-06-28 05:12:49 PM
Now THAT is what I call thinking outside the bun. Are you listening Taco Bell?
 
2012-06-28 05:21:55 PM
So will it be acceptable to scrape the cheese off the wrapper with your teeth now?
 
2012-06-28 05:22:26 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-06-28 05:26:29 PM
If you're in the Phillipines and you're eating KFC then you are an idiot and cheese on top of a bun isn't going to make a bit of difference.
 
2012-06-28 05:28:04 PM

homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper


I prefer my burger without toilet paper, thankyouverymuch!
 
2012-06-28 05:54:15 PM
They are just giving Patton Oswalt softball material at this point.
 
2012-06-28 06:48:50 PM
Cheese outside sandwich done right.

KFC's attempt is nothing short of flagrant contempt for people who eat food.
 
2012-06-28 07:07:35 PM
I suspect that's neither chicken, nor cheese.
 
2012-06-28 07:09:18 PM
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SANDWICHES DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!
 
2012-06-28 08:06:58 PM
First the Double Down and now this? I'm pretty sure they're just playing some game where they recombine their ingredients in as many orders as possible. I'm holding out for the "bacon-bunned burger." It's only a matter of time, right?
 
2012-06-28 08:41:12 PM

ProfessorOhki: First the Double Down and now this? I'm pretty sure they're just playing some game where they recombine their ingredients in as many orders as possible. I'm holding out for the "bacon-bunned burger." It's only a matter of time, right?


Deep fry that sucker and you got yourself a winner.
 
2012-06-28 09:25:35 PM
It's probably about the size of white castle slider. They downsize the food in pinoyland so they can make a little money.
 
2012-06-28 10:00:04 PM
"forget it Jake, its,er, Manila."
 
2012-06-28 10:04:45 PM
just when I was done with chicken sandwiches, these dirty mother farkers go and spring this shiat on me.......back to rehab.
 
2012-06-28 10:09:44 PM

casual disregard: Cheese outside sandwich done right.

KFC's attempt is nothing short of flagrant contempt for people who eat food.


KFC's sandwich would be better with a little smooth jazz intro/outro as well.
 
2012-06-28 11:19:48 PM
images.starpulse.com

"as dumb as a second coat of paint"
 
2012-06-28 11:44:04 PM

homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper


If chilled cheese is so important why not eat it separately from your burger, or just put it on your gazpacho, you pinko commie bastard?

The cheese goes on top so it can melt, which also provides a barrier for fixins (lettuce, tomato, onion). The lettuce can also go underneath, providing a "bed" for the burger, as it were.

Go upstairs to your parents and slap them individually, they have failed you and America--no matter where you're from.

/underhanded toilet paper was started by Hitler in his bunker
 
2012-06-28 11:49:22 PM

brap: OH J

CHEESUS

ftfy
 
2012-06-29 12:11:47 AM
funny to see coca cola in a KFC advert
 
2012-06-29 01:10:12 AM

Precision Boobery: homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper

If chilled cheese is so important why not eat it separately from your burger, or just put it on your gazpacho, you pinko commie bastard?

The cheese goes on top so it can melt, which also provides a barrier for fixins (lettuce, tomato, onion). The lettuce can also go underneath, providing a "bed" for the burger, as it were.

Go upstairs to your parents and slap them individually, they have failed you and America--no matter where you're from.

/underhanded toilet paper was started by Hitler in his bunker


Came to say this - yes, all of this - leaving satisfied.
 
2012-06-29 02:19:10 AM
What happens when you get one to go? Do they put it in a box for it to stick to or go straight for wrapping it?
 
2012-06-29 08:36:17 AM
Filipinos eat their burgers using the wrappers to hold them, not just holding them in their bare hands. So this would be doable, sort of. Not that I'd want to try one.
 
2012-06-29 08:39:16 AM

homarjr: Here's the real question.....

You're making a cheeseburger. Does the cheese go below the meat or above the meat?? I say below.

/more important than toilet paper


Cheese (sharp cheddar, please) is melted on top of the meat. Lettuce and tomato above it and mayo on the top bun. Pickles and mustard underneath. No ketchup or relish. Tartar sauce to dip the fries in.
 
2012-06-29 09:37:30 AM
Filipino food has a strong background of cheese on top. I submit to you:

3.bp.blogspot.com

Exhibit A: The Cheese Bun, and

mardosfoods.com

Exhibit B: Mamon Special.

// Ate more than my fair share of mamon in my day.
 
2012-06-29 09:42:29 AM
They've been doing a lot of stupid crap like this lately, probably a marketing company's idea.

KFC = Attention Whores
 
2012-06-29 09:56:22 AM
If you put the cheese on the bottom, it hits the wrong part of your mouth too.

That's why a pizza has cheese on top too, you stupid chicagoans.
 
2012-06-29 10:08:42 AM
Next thing you know they'll be putting the meat inside the lettuce!
 
2012-06-29 10:16:08 AM

Lochsteppe: The cheese goes on top so it can melt, which also provides a barrier for fixins (lettuce, tomato, onion).


This sometimes backfires when the mayo acts as lubricant against the already slick surface of the cheese, causing the top bun and condiments to slide off, leaving you with a large meatless bite at the end of the burger. To remedy this, I recommend putting the cheese on the bottom or using a more viscous sauce, perhaps dijon or spicy mustard.
 
2012-06-29 11:04:42 AM
The HORROR!!!

www.khanapakana.com

/hotlink
 
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