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(Buzzfeed)   It's come to this. A deluge of people will be moving to Canada to get away from Socialist health care   (buzzfeed.com ) divider line
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2012-06-28 12:12:54 PM  
9 votes:
Canada: Universal health care, higher taxes, higher gas prices, stricter environmental regulation, legal same-sex marriage, a puny underfunded military, severe gun control, and no restrictions on abortion whatsoever.

Come on up, US Conservatives. Don't forget to buy some cheap duty-free Depends on your way, you're gonna need them.
2012-06-28 12:52:47 PM  
7 votes:
I don't want a black president. I'm moving to South Africa.
2012-06-28 01:17:07 PM  
6 votes:
www.urstreams.com

"Goddammit Randy! Do you know what that Obama is up to? He's pushed through ObamaCare and now the sh*t storm is coming"

"Why would ObamaCare cause a sh*t storm here, Mr. Lahey?"

"Randy, use your head! When all those sniveling sh*t idiots in their motorized sh*t carts hear that ObamaCare is there to stay, they're going to descend on the border like sh*t rats trying to escape a sinking sh*t barge".
2012-06-28 01:21:51 PM  
5 votes:
www.showcase.ca

"Holy f*ck, did you see Lahey today? He's f*ckin' three times as piss drunk as normal. What the f*ck is his problem?"

"You didn't hear the news, Ricky? The Supreme Court called ObamaCare constitutional, now Jim thinks the park will be flooded with Americans trying to escape it".

"What the f*ck is that idiot thinking? Who gives a f*ck what La Bamba is up to at the f*ckin' Supreme Super Bowl or whatever the f*ck thing said that. Is he that f*ckin' stupid?"
2012-06-28 12:58:07 PM  
5 votes:
i149.photobucket.com
Hello - or should I say `Howdy!'. I'm Chairman Steve Harper, dear leader of Canuckistan.
Now what are all you fat 'merikun f**ks squawking aboot and why are you trying to squeeze your fat asses through the border gates?
Shoo! Go on home now! I've got Quebec - I don't need anymore g'damn hemorrhoids.
And for the love of Christ - if you do get in - DON'T USE THE ROOF PARKING OF OUR SHOPPING MALLS, EH!!
2012-06-28 12:28:41 PM  
5 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.


i105.photobucket.com
+
i105.photobucket.com

2012-06-28 01:08:17 PM  
4 votes:
Canada should build a fence.
2012-06-28 04:22:53 PM  
3 votes:

beantowndog: Canada should build a fence.


We don't need to, most Americans don't even know where we are.
2012-06-28 02:17:57 PM  
3 votes:
www.mittromney.net

With regards to the mandate, the individual responsibility program which I proposed, I was very pleased to see that the compromise from the two houses includes the personal responsibility principle, that is essential for bringing health care costs down for everyone, and for getting everybody the health insurance they deserve and need. So I was very pleased with that development. -Mitt Romney
2012-06-28 02:02:38 PM  
3 votes:

Ned Stark: Every time you call forcing people to buy private insurance socialism zombie Stalin purges a kitten.


25.media.tumblr.com

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-06-28 12:56:53 PM  
3 votes:
Nick Ketcham @sketchnick

Moving to Canada until this f*ck is out of office. Be back in 4 months. @pattyd1


Sure thing, Nick Ketcham. I'll get us some beers and you and I will watch election coverage together in November.

Then, we can plan the next four years of our gay-married lives together.
2012-06-28 11:53:57 AM  
3 votes:
LOL holy derptastic butthurt. My favorite: "Van Summers @VanSummers

#SCOTUS holds up free healthcare for everyone?! Screw this commie country, I'm moving to #Canada #whoswithme"

good bye, stupid farks. Og, and guess what- Canada has real socialist health care, not your right-wing bogus definition.
2012-06-28 05:08:46 PM  
2 votes:

ambassador_ahab: You bet yer ass I'm moving to Canada, at least over there they don't allow farking gay oreos.


They might not have gay Oreos in Canada, but it doesn't matter because look what you'll have to dip them in!:

farm5.static.flickr.com

/Hot.
2012-06-28 02:38:17 PM  
2 votes:
Hopefully they will all get picked as illegal aliens, held for a few months then deported back to the US.

The irony would be delicious.
2012-06-28 02:22:52 PM  
2 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Bungles: I'm not specifically familiar with Canadian immigration laws, but I suspect that most of these people would have nowhere near the required qualifications to emigrate.

Don't be so sure. I'm qualified to live here.



Given you've used two apostrophes correctly there, I suspect you're a considerably more attractive immigrant prospect that those folks.
2012-06-28 02:07:22 PM  
2 votes:
29.media.tumblr.com

Highly recommend the GIS "meanwhile in Canada". its a goldmine
2012-06-28 02:02:11 PM  
2 votes:

Jackpot777: They honestly think Canada will just let their hootin', hollerin' asses in. Without any Canadian work authorization. Without official papers.

I guess fleeing north across the border is OK when you do it, crybabies.


They can always go illegally and hang outside hardware store hoping to get hired as a day laborer shoveling snow.

/or building Igloos like everyone in Canada lives in.
//then smoke some legal weed...
///screw them! I wanna go to Canada now..
2012-06-28 01:59:38 PM  
2 votes:
I've considered moving to Canada, but then I remembered that none of their hockey teams have won the Stanley Cup anywhere near as recently as mine did, so I think I'll stay in Florida for now.
2012-06-28 01:55:09 PM  
2 votes:
This right here is exactly why so many of us here in the Great White North think Americans are crazy. Sure, some of those people are joking - but some of them aren't, and that made me laugh so hard I was crying.
2012-06-28 01:46:34 PM  
2 votes:
BREAKING NEWS!!!! THOUSANDS OF ANGRY CANADIANS TAKE TO THE STREETS IN PROTEST!!!! WE HAVE LIVE COVERAGE OF THE PANDEMONIUM!!!! OH, THE CARNAGE!!!!!!


i881.photobucket.com
2012-06-28 01:42:15 PM  
2 votes:
50 posts without this?

www.theboxset.com
2012-06-28 01:33:30 PM  
2 votes:
sharetv.org

"Julian, I'm tellin ya' you need to take cover. Those Yankee sh*t idiots are on their way and it's gonna be a baseball and apple pie sh*t storm up here before you can even count to sh*t thirty".

"Jim, you're too drunk for any of this. Go home and just chill out, okay. The park isn't under attack and the retards who want to move to Canada probably won't be let in anyway. You're gonna get hurt if you keep this up".

"Do you know how the Nazis nearly conquered Europe, Julian? A bunch of lazy sh*t smears decided that the Nazis probably wouldn't far, but those brown shirt sh*t stains sure proved them wrong".

"Jim, what the f*ck are you talking about?"
2012-06-28 12:57:22 PM  
2 votes:

Rev.K: Phieona @angelbaby009

Individual mandate upheld, this fudging ridiculous. I'm marrying a Canadian n moving to Canada.


I'll offer up myself. You're a dude, right?


Listen sugartits, if you're getting into a loveless sham marriage with anyone over healthcare benefits, it had BEST be me.

Are we clear?
2012-06-28 12:00:50 PM  
2 votes:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.


It isn't, however, difficult to tell how many of these are stupid.
2012-06-28 11:59:34 AM  
2 votes:

exick: Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.


Suddenly, 'open borders' will seem like a lot better idea than it did three hours ago.
2012-06-28 11:58:26 AM  
2 votes:
Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.
2012-06-29 03:28:05 PM  
1 vote:

raubtier: Snarfangel: raubtier: I think I speak for all Canadians when I say:

DO NOT COME TO CANADA, STAY IN AMERICA

How can you claim to speak for all Canadians if you don't translate that into French?

zut alors


Venez pas ici, gang de maudit crosseurs. On n'a pas besoin de vous-autres, tab! Restez-la, et fermez vos gueles.
2012-06-29 12:50:44 AM  
1 vote:
Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free health care. You are thinking of Jesus.
2012-06-28 06:37:26 PM  
1 vote:
img163.imageshack.us
2012-06-28 06:09:02 PM  
1 vote:

Dr Dreidel: Yeah. Old people, reactionaries and racists used to baking in the heat 9 months out of the year will willingly pull stumps for Toronto or Vancouver or Montreal (HA!) or Winnipeg.

Sure, the small-town feel of Winnipeg might be nice if you could survive the walk from your door to the car/bus stop at 23 below in October.

// also, you sure you wanna trade Coors & Miller for Labatt?


Sheeeeiit, just get 'em to move to Whitehorse! Tell 'em the town got tje name because no black people live there and watch the fun.
2012-06-28 04:33:45 PM  
1 vote:

jekxrb: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /please leave and raise the average IQ of our country

We don't want them.

meat0918: I'll ask my Canadian coworkers how they are going to handle the influx of people trying to escape socialized medicine by moving to Canada, and report back in a bit.

WE. DON'T. WANT. THEM.


Tell them that they'll need to learn French before being allowed in. That should take care of the problem.
2012-06-28 04:29:45 PM  
1 vote:

grokca: beantowndog: Canada should build a fence.

We don't need to, most Americans don't even know where we are.


Anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there.
2012-06-28 04:22:00 PM  
1 vote:

SirAdrianDangerous: monoski: missiv: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Why not Mexico?


Why not Somalia?

No taxes or healthcare. Sounds like Somalia is the Tea-Bagger paradise.

I'm picturing an army of tea-baggers rolling into Somalia on their medicare funded little rascals while 'ride of the Valkyries' is playing. And then they all get picked off by Somali pirates.

/loves the smell of denture-grip in the morning.


You owe me a new keyboard,

Damnit, Rooibos up the nose.
2012-06-28 03:59:12 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: mrshowrules: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x312]

Highly recommend the GIS "meanwhile in Canada". its a goldmine

[chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com image 500x459]

WTF?


Where do you think maple syrup comes from?
2012-06-28 03:40:43 PM  
1 vote:
Should we be surprised how stupid republicans can be?

I for one can't contain my glee at the possibility of a mass suicide by these inbreds.
2012-06-28 03:26:33 PM  
1 vote:

jekxrb: MaudlinMutantMollusk: /please leave and raise the average IQ of our country

We don't want them.

meat0918: I'll ask my Canadian coworkers how they are going to handle the influx of people trying to escape socialized medicine by moving to Canada, and report back in a bit.

WE. DON'T. WANT. THEM.


NEITHER. DO. WE.
2012-06-28 03:20:50 PM  
1 vote:

mrshowrules: [29.media.tumblr.com image 500x312]

Highly recommend the GIS "meanwhile in Canada". its a goldmine


chzhistoriclols.files.wordpress.com

WTF?
2012-06-28 03:20:43 PM  
1 vote:

missiv: Mr. Coffee Nerves: Why not Mexico?


Why not Somalia?


No taxes or healthcare. Sounds like Somalia is the Tea-Bagger paradise.
2012-06-28 03:18:19 PM  
1 vote:

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.


If you think this is bad, you should check on BuzzFeed.
2012-06-28 03:01:48 PM  
1 vote:
If any of them are watching CNN (which I now consider a comedy channel) they'll be rethinking their plan to flee to Canada. Some nitwit they just interviewed was just saying that our single payer healthcare doesn't cover doctors' costs, so when you make an appointment the doctors demand $1500-$2000 cash up front.
2012-06-28 02:40:28 PM  
1 vote:

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Moving to Canada isn't all that easy. You basically need to have family there and/or a job already lined up, or have valuable education or technical skills. They aren't going to roll out the red carpet for you just because you're an American.


and your education/abilities are likely to be inversely proportional to your butthurt over the SCOTUS decision.
2012-06-28 02:38:34 PM  
1 vote:

WizardofToast: Isn't Canada seen as socialist to American society? It sounds counter-productive.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2012-06-28 02:35:05 PM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: its a right wingers nightmare


...and hopefully they won't find out until you arrest them for crossing the border illegally
2012-06-28 02:32:06 PM  
1 vote:

Lorelle: Canadians are too smart to allow stupid Teabaggers to become citizens. These fools will be happier in Mexico, which is far more conservative when it comes to social issues.


Canada elected a Teabagger named Harper who wants to monitor every email and get rid of every environmental regulation. I wouldn't call that smart.
2012-06-28 02:31:44 PM  
1 vote:
further proof americans dont know a thing about canada

universal healthcare
barely any religion in politics
much more unbelievers, or apathetic people regarding religion
gay marriage
no legal restriction on abortion
safe injection centre and likely centres
8 million french people
likely legalization of prostitution and assisted suicide within a year

its a right wingers nightmare
2012-06-28 02:23:17 PM  
1 vote:
jigger


Corvus: bringing health care costs down for everyone

How's that working in Massachusetts?


here's the point ------------------ one million miles -------------------- here's you
2012-06-28 02:11:32 PM  
1 vote:
Na-Na Na-Naa
Na-Na Na-Naa

Hey-hey-hey

Goodbye!

/remembers being told to "Love it or leave it"
2012-06-28 02:10:09 PM  
1 vote:
The Venn diagram between these guys and the idiots who say "take yer gub'mint hands offa my medicare" probably looks like a perfect circle.
2012-06-28 02:07:29 PM  
1 vote:
If only it was possible to charge the people who post this kind of whiny crap with sedition and force them to carry through on their threat.

But no, we live in a nation that is all too forgiving childish assholes and saving them from their own petulance.
2012-06-28 02:05:56 PM  
1 vote:

jekxrb: WE. DON'T. WANT. THEM.


Too bad. We should start a fund to help pay their moving expenses.
2012-06-28 02:04:22 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah. Old people, reactionaries and racists used to baking in the heat 9 months out of the year will willingly pull stumps for Toronto or Vancouver or Montreal (HA!) or Winnipeg.

Sure, the small-town feel of Winnipeg might be nice if you could survive the walk from your door to the car/bus stop at 23 below in October.

// also, you sure you wanna trade Coors & Miller for Labatt?
2012-06-28 02:00:23 PM  
1 vote:
Every time you call forcing people to buy private insurance socialism zombie Stalin purges a kitten.
2012-06-28 01:58:28 PM  
1 vote:

exick: Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.


Just wait until they're given this to eat.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Actually, I friggin' LOVE poutine.

What I came to post was this. It's more to their tastes.

i301.photobucket.com
2012-06-28 01:53:15 PM  
1 vote:
They honestly think Canada will just let their hootin', hollerin' asses in. Without any Canadian work authorization. Without official papers.

I guess fleeing north across the border is OK when you do it, crybabies.
2012-06-28 01:51:13 PM  
1 vote:
I won't lie; I didn't expect a Trailer Park Boys thread.
2012-06-28 01:48:00 PM  
1 vote:
FloydA:

upload.wikimedia.org
4.bp.blogspot.com



/Canadianised that for you.
2012-06-28 01:29:30 PM  
1 vote:

sweetmelissa31: I don't want a black president. I'm moving to South Africa.


Great, how am I supposed to top this? Thanks a lot Dr. Fartlyssa.
2012-06-28 01:27:23 PM  
1 vote:
i.ytimg.com

"Corey, Trevor. F*ckin' get over to Lahey's trailer while he's out gettin cheeseburgers with Randy and steal all his goddamn booze. That f*ckin' idiot is ranting about some bullsh*t called OsamaCare and he thinks the whole f*ckin' park is under attack".

"What do you want use to do with the booze, Ricky?"

"Bring it to Ray's trailer, you f*ckin' idiot. And don't drink any of it. Here's some hash, just keep it f*ckin' quiet".
2012-06-28 01:14:48 PM  
1 vote:
I'll ask my Canadian coworkers how they are going to handle the influx of people trying to escape socialized medicine by moving to Canada, and report back in a bit.

It should be a hoot.
2012-06-28 01:07:45 PM  
1 vote:
I take comfort in the fact that most of these folks are too stupid to read a map and will end up in Mexico.
Enjoy the gringo derp stampede, hombres!
2012-06-28 01:04:17 PM  
1 vote:

exick: Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.


Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out that Canada already has socialized health care.

In fact, I kind of hope that the people who try are accepted, and they move up to Toronto, and then they get their tax bill...
2012-06-28 01:03:21 PM  
1 vote:
I just found this, and I love it.

www.thehammer.ca
2012-06-28 01:01:20 PM  
1 vote:

what_now: Listen sugartits, if you're getting into a loveless sham marriage with anyone over healthcare benefits, it had BEST be me.

Are we clear?



Oh you.

You know that goes without saying.

I just really, really, REALLY want to see the look on these people's faces when they're at the airport, all their sh*t in hand and they find out that ObamaCare is a wet fart compared to the full-blown socialism we have going on up here.
2012-06-28 12:54:15 PM  
1 vote:
Rachel T @kitty99369936

The idea of seriously moving to Canada seems very real to me now thanks to Obamacare.


I agree, Rachel T, ObamaCare doesn't go far enough.
2012-06-28 12:32:01 PM  
1 vote:

NowhereMon: Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia


That would never appeal to them, for one very important reason.
Explanation from the philosophical leader of the Tea Party.
2012-06-28 12:27:37 PM  
1 vote:
Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia
2012-06-28 12:19:00 PM  
1 vote:
Are 'merican's really that ignorant of their neighbours to the north? Sorry, I can't even type that question with a straight face.
2012-06-28 11:58:53 AM  
1 vote:
It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.
2012-06-28 11:58:28 AM  
1 vote:
FFS what stupid assclowns

/please leave and raise the average IQ of our country
 
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