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(Buzzfeed)   It's come to this. A deluge of people will be moving to Canada to get away from Socialist health care   (buzzfeed.com) divider line 252
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2012-06-28 11:53:57 AM  
LOL holy derptastic butthurt. My favorite: "Van Summers @VanSummers

#SCOTUS holds up free healthcare for everyone?! Screw this commie country, I'm moving to #Canada #whoswithme"

good bye, stupid farks. Og, and guess what- Canada has real socialist health care, not your right-wing bogus definition.
 
2012-06-28 11:55:18 AM  
Oh, not Og!

And I wish it were free healthcare for everyone. Who the fark wouldn't be for that?
 
2012-06-28 11:56:01 AM  
This Exodus to Canada is not a repeat from the Dubya Administration.
 
2012-06-28 11:58:26 AM  
Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.
 
2012-06-28 11:58:28 AM  
FFS what stupid assclowns

/please leave and raise the average IQ of our country
 
2012-06-28 11:58:53 AM  
It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.
 
2012-06-28 11:59:10 AM  
Well...BYE!
 
2012-06-28 11:59:34 AM  

exick: Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.


Suddenly, 'open borders' will seem like a lot better idea than it did three hours ago.
 
2012-06-28 12:00:50 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.


It isn't, however, difficult to tell how many of these are stupid.
 
2012-06-28 12:02:05 PM  

SkunkWerks: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.

It isn't, however, difficult to tell how many of these are stupid.


It's easier to count the tweets on twitter that AREN'T stupid.
 
2012-06-28 12:12:54 PM  
Canada: Universal health care, higher taxes, higher gas prices, stricter environmental regulation, legal same-sex marriage, a puny underfunded military, severe gun control, and no restrictions on abortion whatsoever.

Come on up, US Conservatives. Don't forget to buy some cheap duty-free Depends on your way, you're gonna need them.
 
2012-06-28 12:19:00 PM  
Are 'merican's really that ignorant of their neighbours to the north? Sorry, I can't even type that question with a straight face.
 
2012-06-28 12:21:05 PM  

swaniefrmreddeer: Are 'merican's really that ignorant of their neighbours to the north? Sorry, I can't even type that question with a straight face.


You could have just stopped after the first 5 words
 
2012-06-28 12:27:37 PM  
Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia
 
2012-06-28 12:28:17 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.


Its a great example of Poe's Law in action.
 
2012-06-28 12:28:41 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's hard to tell how many of these are serious and how many are jokes.


i105.photobucket.com
+
i105.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 12:29:41 PM  
I'm super entertained reading these people's follow-up tweets. A couple of them seem like they were legitimately kidding. Most of them still don't get the joke. For instance, the @MoeAbbass guy: "Relax, it was a joke. I'm not really moving to Canada!"
 
2012-06-28 12:30:01 PM  
so, that would be mostly republican voters? wouldn't that mean Obama will have a better shot at winning if they all leave and form their own country of derpistan?
 
2012-06-28 12:30:12 PM  
Canadians are too smart to allow stupid Teabaggers to become citizens. These fools will be happier in Mexico, which is far more conservative when it comes to social issues.
 
2012-06-28 12:31:16 PM  
Genius. 100% pure genius.
 
2012-06-28 12:32:01 PM  

NowhereMon: Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia


That would never appeal to them, for one very important reason.
Explanation from the philosophical leader of the Tea Party.
 
2012-06-28 12:40:36 PM  

Lorelle: Canadians are too smart to allow stupid Teabaggers to become citizens. These fools will be happier in Mexico, which is far more conservative when it comes to social issues.


We should start a fund to buy them all tickets to the Libertarian paradise of Somalia
 
2012-06-28 12:44:10 PM  

FloydA: NowhereMon: Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia

That would never appeal to them, for one very important reason.
Explanation from the philosophical leader of the Tea Party.


Hmmm, how about Russia? There is a government, but it only is functional if you are extremely wealthy.
 
2012-06-28 12:44:55 PM  
I hope Rev K. and OldFartHenry have their notifications on.

Here you go, boys.

Enjoy.
 
2012-06-28 12:52:00 PM  

what_now: I hope Rev K. and OldFartHenry have their notifications on.

Here you go, boys.

Enjoy.


HAHAHAHAHA!!!
 
2012-06-28 12:52:47 PM  
I don't want a black president. I'm moving to South Africa.
 
2012-06-28 12:54:15 PM  
Rachel T @kitty99369936

The idea of seriously moving to Canada seems very real to me now thanks to Obamacare.


I agree, Rachel T, ObamaCare doesn't go far enough.
 
2012-06-28 12:55:24 PM  
Phieona @angelbaby009

Individual mandate upheld, this fudging ridiculous. I'm marrying a Canadian n moving to Canada.


I'll offer up myself. You're a dude, right?
 
2012-06-28 12:56:53 PM  
Nick Ketcham @sketchnick

Moving to Canada until this f*ck is out of office. Be back in 4 months. @pattyd1


Sure thing, Nick Ketcham. I'll get us some beers and you and I will watch election coverage together in November.

Then, we can plan the next four years of our gay-married lives together.
 
2012-06-28 12:57:22 PM  

Rev.K: Phieona @angelbaby009

Individual mandate upheld, this fudging ridiculous. I'm marrying a Canadian n moving to Canada.


I'll offer up myself. You're a dude, right?




Listen sugartits, if you're getting into a loveless sham marriage with anyone over healthcare benefits, it had BEST be me.

Are we clear?
 
2012-06-28 12:58:07 PM  
i149.photobucket.com
Hello - or should I say `Howdy!'. I'm Chairman Steve Harper, dear leader of Canuckistan.
Now what are all you fat 'merikun f**ks squawking aboot and why are you trying to squeeze your fat asses through the border gates?
Shoo! Go on home now! I've got Quebec - I don't need anymore g'damn hemorrhoids.
And for the love of Christ - if you do get in - DON'T USE THE ROOF PARKING OF OUR SHOPPING MALLS, EH!!
 
2012-06-28 01:01:20 PM  

what_now: Listen sugartits, if you're getting into a loveless sham marriage with anyone over healthcare benefits, it had BEST be me.

Are we clear?



Oh you.

You know that goes without saying.

I just really, really, REALLY want to see the look on these people's faces when they're at the airport, all their sh*t in hand and they find out that ObamaCare is a wet fart compared to the full-blown socialism we have going on up here.
 
2012-06-28 01:03:21 PM  
I just found this, and I love it.

www.thehammer.ca
 
2012-06-28 01:04:17 PM  

exick: Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out it takes more than being able to speak English and (possibly) having a passport to move to Canada.


Some of these people are gonna shiat bricks when they find out that Canada already has socialized health care.

In fact, I kind of hope that the people who try are accepted, and they move up to Toronto, and then they get their tax bill...
 
2012-06-28 01:06:41 PM  

FloydA: NowhereMon: Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia

That would never appeal to them, for one very important reason.
Explanation from the philosophical leader of the Tea Party.


I can't watch the video, but I'm guessing the answer rhymes with "Crack Steeple".
 
2012-06-28 01:07:45 PM  
I take comfort in the fact that most of these folks are too stupid to read a map and will end up in Mexico.
Enjoy the gringo derp stampede, hombres!
 
2012-06-28 01:08:17 PM  
Canada should build a fence.
 
2012-06-28 01:11:15 PM  

Chameleon: FloydA: NowhereMon: Huh, I would have figured that the teabaggers would have chosen the conservative paradise of Somalia

That would never appeal to them, for one very important reason.
Explanation from the philosophical leader of the Tea Party.

I can't watch the video, but I'm guessing the answer rhymes with "Crack Steeple".


You are very good at guessing.
 
2012-06-28 01:14:48 PM  
I'll ask my Canadian coworkers how they are going to handle the influx of people trying to escape socialized medicine by moving to Canada, and report back in a bit.

It should be a hoot.
 
2012-06-28 01:17:07 PM  
www.urstreams.com

"Goddammit Randy! Do you know what that Obama is up to? He's pushed through ObamaCare and now the sh*t storm is coming"

"Why would ObamaCare cause a sh*t storm here, Mr. Lahey?"

"Randy, use your head! When all those sniveling sh*t idiots in their motorized sh*t carts hear that ObamaCare is there to stay, they're going to descend on the border like sh*t rats trying to escape a sinking sh*t barge".
 
2012-06-28 01:21:51 PM  
www.showcase.ca

"Holy f*ck, did you see Lahey today? He's f*ckin' three times as piss drunk as normal. What the f*ck is his problem?"

"You didn't hear the news, Ricky? The Supreme Court called ObamaCare constitutional, now Jim thinks the park will be flooded with Americans trying to escape it".

"What the f*ck is that idiot thinking? Who gives a f*ck what La Bamba is up to at the f*ckin' Supreme Super Bowl or whatever the f*ck thing said that. Is he that f*ckin' stupid?"
 
2012-06-28 01:24:24 PM  
Most of those look like they're joking, but okay.
 
2012-06-28 01:26:48 PM  

Quasar: Most of those look like they're joking, but okay.


Again: with these kinds of things, it's really hard to differentiate between satire and sincerity anymore.
 
2012-06-28 01:27:23 PM  
i.ytimg.com

"Corey, Trevor. F*ckin' get over to Lahey's trailer while he's out gettin cheeseburgers with Randy and steal all his goddamn booze. That f*ckin' idiot is ranting about some bullsh*t called OsamaCare and he thinks the whole f*ckin' park is under attack".

"What do you want use to do with the booze, Ricky?"

"Bring it to Ray's trailer, you f*ckin' idiot. And don't drink any of it. Here's some hash, just keep it f*ckin' quiet".
 
2012-06-28 01:27:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /please leave and raise the average IQ of our country


We don't want them.

meat0918: I'll ask my Canadian coworkers how they are going to handle the influx of people trying to escape socialized medicine by moving to Canada, and report back in a bit.


WE. DON'T. WANT. THEM.
 
2012-06-28 01:29:30 PM  

sweetmelissa31: I don't want a black president. I'm moving to South Africa.


Great, how am I supposed to top this? Thanks a lot Dr. Fartlyssa.
 
2012-06-28 01:33:30 PM  
sharetv.org

"Julian, I'm tellin ya' you need to take cover. Those Yankee sh*t idiots are on their way and it's gonna be a baseball and apple pie sh*t storm up here before you can even count to sh*t thirty".

"Jim, you're too drunk for any of this. Go home and just chill out, okay. The park isn't under attack and the retards who want to move to Canada probably won't be let in anyway. You're gonna get hurt if you keep this up".

"Do you know how the Nazis nearly conquered Europe, Julian? A bunch of lazy sh*t smears decided that the Nazis probably wouldn't far, but those brown shirt sh*t stains sure proved them wrong".

"Jim, what the f*ck are you talking about?"
 
2012-06-28 01:34:27 PM  
Why not Mexico?
 
2012-06-28 01:35:24 PM  
I could continue...
 
2012-06-28 01:37:16 PM  

Rev.K: I could continue...


Can I request a J-Roc?
 
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