My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

I don't often fly, but when I do, I FLYNAVY.

cgraves67: Can I still be a "Gangster of Love"?

For the last time no. Now stfu Maruice.

"I don't often claim to be the most interesting man in the world. But, when I do, I drink Dos Equis."

This wasn't really Justice Roberts' ruling.

He left his account logged in and his wife guessed his password.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

"Hi, I'm Drew. Have you seen my website?"

DROxINxTHExWIND: Mell of a Hess: In the other news everyone was waiting for out of the Supreme Court today, men all over America can go back to their favorite pick up line of "I am a millionaire, astronaut, cowboy, medal of honor recipient" without fear of prosecution

How about, "I am a dismayed citizen."

Does that blow your skirt up?

There's nothing funny at all about what SCOTUS did today. Nothing.

The extra "nothing" makes the comment more dramatic. Extra.

Ironic that it was signed into law by a guy fudged his own military record.

As a retired Justice of the Supreme Court I agree with the decision

chuckufarlie: can we at least beat the crap out of the lying bastards?

Well, you can certainly lie and say you did

It still won't help you win America's Got Talent.

I'm so outraged at this ruling that I couldn't even wait to land my helicopter before posting, so I'm flying it with my feet while typing this.

abhorrent1: I fought the Germans at Pearl Harbor.

I fought General Tso at La Choy on the Kikkomann Trail.

This seems like a good place to meet rich guys!

Hi, my name is JP Chase Morgan the 3rd. I single handedly defeated Al Qaeda at the Battle of Waterloo. Would you like me to purchase you a beverage my fair maiden?

The weird, the proud...

Lets see here......
I was Sherman`s second in command....I shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand....The movie Sergeant York was written about me, I shot down 29 Japanese planes at Pearl( I was portrayed as Affleck in the movie), I was riding shotgun on the first plane in the Doolittle Raid, I was the pilot of the Memphis Bell, I shot down and killed Admiral Yamamoto, I got kicked out of the Army so I changed my name to Gregory Boyington and join the core, Co pilot of Enola Gay and PIC of Boxcar( tho I was reaallly conflicted about it, I broke the sound barrier in a f-80 a week before they did it in a f-86 prototype and waaay before Chuck Yaeger made it cool....im so farking hipster.

Theaetetus: groppet: Well at least we can still out the frauds online.

Im writing this on my way to Mars. The government wanted me to lay low after I killed Bin Laden while I was a member of Seal team 6.2 (team 6 is a pack of whimps) So Ill be the first one to land on Mars and Ill be back in time to see Katy Perry give birth to my twin sons.

Ha, nice try. It takes 9 months to travel from Mars to Earth, and you have to wait 3 months after your landing for the next launch window, so when you return to see Katy Perry give birth, the twins won't be yours.

Well I have slow sperm :(

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what_now: Look, I know a lot of good soldiers from the Core, and I think this law is an abomination. They spent 5 weeks sweating at Parish Island to get the right to hit on girls at bars, and some chucklehead can just PRETEND?

This is what happens in Obama's America.

yeah god forbid one of the core tenets this country was founded on (and the military supposedly protects) would be upheld as "constitutional".



It's CORPS, godammit!!!

Mell of a Hess: In the other news everyone was waiting for out of the Supreme Court today, men all over America can go back to their favorite pick up line of "I am a millionaire, astronaut, cowboy, medal of honor recipient" without fear of prosecution

How about, "I am a dismayed citizen."

Does that blow your skirt up?

There's nothing funny at all about what SCOTUS did today. Nothing.

The extra "nothing" makes the comment more dramatic. Extra.

rocinante721: I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I didn't die, biatch!

Oh yeah? Well, I walked on the moon.

Rhypskallion: "Hi, I'm Drew. Have you seen my website?"

Wait a minute. You want women to be interested in you, right?

Did I ever tell you about the time I caught a fish so big, we took a picture and the NEGATIVE weighed seventeen pounds?

Or how about the time I made Linda Lovelace gag?

i couldn't think of anything to say so i posted a picture.

"My boyfriend, astronaut Mike Dexter..."

This is good news for Fark Independents^TM!

Trance750: eddiesocket: How was this vote not 9-0? Jesus. Yes, you're allowed to lie in this country.

If Congress is allowed to lie, so are we

Tell that to the IRS.

"Wait a minute... you're only pretending that you killed all those brown people overseas, aren't you?"

I got my CMoH back when I was a seel in the corpse. We was killin some al kader, and I saved the entire SCOTUS from making a very bad decision. Right then and there, the POTUS gave me that metal.

/yup, here we go again...

You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know... I'm a medical doctor... I own a mansion and a yacht.

I fought the Germans at Pearl Harbor.

Captain Steroid: I killed a hundred Vietcong in ONE DAY in Vietnam! :D

Meh, I tallied twice that at the mall food court on my lunch hour yesterday.

born_yesterday: My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.


Again!!!

I lie to women by telling them I'm a telemarketer. If they can get past that, then I know they'll be cool when I tell them that actually I clean up roadkill for a living.

It's still considered a form of rape though, right?

FlyNavy breathes a sign of relief.

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