My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

Hi, my name is JP Chase Morgan the 3rd. I single handedly defeated Al Qaeda at the Battle of Waterloo. Would you like me to purchase you a beverage my fair maiden?

"Hi, I'm Drew. Have you seen my website?"

You forgot "Navy SEAL who whacked Bin Laden."

This seems like a good place to meet rich guys!

"I don't often claim to be the most interesting man in the world. But, when I do, I drink Dos Equis."

Can I still be a "Gangster of Love"?

Talos: You forgot "Navy SEAL who whacked Bin Laden."

I'd tell you all about it, but it's classified. I shouldn't even be telling you this much. But I trust you. Another drink?

I don't often fly, but when I do, I FLYNAVY.

born_yesterday: My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.

DAMN you!
*shakes tiny internet fist*

Pleased at this ruling:

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

Justice Roberts is on a lib-roll today!

Epoch_Zero: I take exception to this. This is simply an affront to the 700 tours of duty I survived and four purple hearts I received in Iraq. I was the only one of my four special-ops force to survive our assault on the Taj Mahal. And I had to sail out of there in only a dinghy I had made from the skin of goats and survived on the open water of the Iraqi sea for six days before being picked up.

You're no spentmiles, but not bad.

cgraves67: Can I still be a "Gangster of Love"?

For the last time no. Now stfu Maruice.

Some people will be appalled by this ruling. However, those who are already suspicious of the motivations and character their fellow man or woman will no doubt be pleased to learn their caution is well-founded.

Epoch_Zero: I take exception to this. This is simply an affront to the 700 tours of duty I survived and four purple hearts I received in Iraq. I was the only one of my four special-ops force to survive our assault on the Taj Mahal. And I had to sail out of there in only a dinghy I had made from the skin of goats and survived on the open water of the Iraqi sea for six days before being picked up.

You forgot about the shark you had to fight off with your bare hands because it was trying to chew on the goat skin.

FlyNavy breathes a sign of relief.

It's still considered a form of rape though, right?

I lie to women by telling them I'm a telemarketer. If they can get past that, then I know they'll be cool when I tell them that actually I clean up roadkill for a living.

Rev. Skarekroe: My name is John Roberts and I am Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court and also a recent convert to Marxism.

Move to Canada

born_yesterday: My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.


Again!!!

Captain Steroid: I killed a hundred Vietcong in ONE DAY in Vietnam! :D

Meh, I tallied twice that at the mall food court on my lunch hour yesterday.

I fought the Germans at Pearl Harbor.

I just don't understand how the First Amendment protects your right to blatantly lie.

I can truly understand the defense of "I didn't know I was lying", but this protects your right to outright lie.

So, now if I lie on a resume' I can just say it is my first Amendment right to do so?

Talos: You forgot "Navy SEAL who whacked Bin Laden."

isn't he dead? So, you're in a bar, use that line, and all the guys who hear that ask you how you're doing after that helicopter crash, and you say what? Gotta try and stay with either a living person to emulate/copy the deeds of, or some indistinct person ... kinda like that horrible movie Hero.

born_yesterday: My name is Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.



AGAIN!

abhorrent1: I fought the Germans at Pearl Harbor.

I fought General Tso at La Choy on the Kikkomann Trail.

I'm so outraged at this ruling that I couldn't even wait to land my helicopter before posting, so I'm flying it with my feet while typing this.

This wasn't really Justice Roberts' ruling.

He left his account logged in and his wife guessed his password.

what_now: Look, I know a lot of good soldiers from the Core, and I think this law is an abomination. They spent 5 weeks sweating at Parish Island to get the right to hit on girls at bars, and some chucklehead can just PRETEND?

This is what happens in Obama's America.

yeah god forbid one of the core tenets this country was founded on (and the military supposedly protects) would be upheld as "constitutional".

I like the attitude of a lot of intelligent military men and women: "I will fight for your right to speak your opinion, even if I disagree with it". rocinante721: Justice Roberts is on a lib-roll today!

Yes, the first amendment and the constitution have a liberal leaning bias...

Being a lying sack of shiat isn't against the law.

Voltaire has a great quote that the "better" military men and women hold as their motto:

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

whoops

You should quit traumatizing women with sexual intercourse... I should know... I'm a medical doctor... I own a mansion and a yacht.

ggecko: I just don't understand how the First Amendment protects your right to blatantly lie.

I can truly understand the defense of "I didn't know I was lying", but this protects your right to outright lie.

So, now if I lie on a resume' I can just say it is my first Amendment right to do so?

Yes, yes you can!

Of course, the employers have the right to not hire you after finding you you lied.

Being a lying bastard is totally a right. Having the right to lie doesn't mean there aren't consequences - just not legal ones (depending on what you lie about and when, I suppose..).

How was this vote not 9-0? Jesus. Yes, you're allowed to lie in this country.

It still won't help you win America's Got Talent.