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(Miami New Times)   Can't improve this one: Legal complaint alleges that Kim Kardashian is an Al Qaeda operative and made a sex tape with a unicorn   (blogs.miaminewtimes.com) divider line 48
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2012-06-28 10:29:32 AM  
Nuke her from orbit.
 
2012-06-28 10:34:35 AM  
Gentlemen, start your Photoshops.
 
2012-06-28 10:36:23 AM  
Is Charles Carreon's wife behind this? It sounds like her style....
 
2012-06-28 10:36:57 AM  
Well, it's obvious that somebody is using the Kardashians to destroy Western Civilization. Why not Al Qaeda?
 
2012-06-28 10:37:00 AM  
Anyone have the cohones to GIS for "Unicorn sex toy?"
 
2012-06-28 10:37:05 AM  
For the life of me I still have no idea why the K' family merits so much attention.
 
2012-06-28 10:39:53 AM  

MelGoesOnTour: For the life of me I still have no idea why the K' family merits so much attention.


$eriou$ly? $eem$ pretty obviou$ to me.

/$$$
 
2012-06-28 10:45:56 AM  
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-pause-hahahahaha!
 
2012-06-28 10:46:03 AM  
That's it, I will from now on refer to my tallywacker as a unicorn.
 
2012-06-28 10:50:39 AM  
Well, dat ass is da bomb
 
2012-06-28 10:50:55 AM  
Someone is either on the wrong drugs or not taking the right ones.
 
2012-06-28 10:51:37 AM  
Reverse Unicorn. They're black, they love sluts, and their tears cure STDs.

/my invention thank you.
 
2012-06-28 10:52:26 AM  
A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
images.wikia.com
 
2012-06-28 11:01:31 AM  

TheCableGuy: MelGoesOnTour: For the life of me I still have no idea why the K' family merits so much attention.

$eriou$ly? $eem$ pretty obviou$ to me.

/$$$


I w( o)(o )uldn't say that's the ( o)(o )nly reason.
 
2012-06-28 11:03:20 AM  
She will always know that Mama Fortuna held her!
 
2012-06-28 11:03:59 AM  
In today's AW Battle,Jonathan Lee Riches easily defeats Dat Ass!
 
2012-06-28 11:04:51 AM  

kitsuneymg: A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
[images.wikia.com image 383x265]


What if it was the great and powerful Trixie.
 
2012-06-28 11:07:48 AM  

Leeds: Anyone have the cohones to GIS for "Unicorn sex toy?"


No cajones necessary:

www.geekalerts.com
 
2012-06-28 11:16:06 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: kitsuneymg: A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
[images.wikia.com image 383x265]

What if it was the great and powerful Trixie.


scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2012-06-28 11:19:30 AM  
I like this thread, it's silly.
 
2012-06-28 11:23:32 AM  

kitsuneymg: Satanic_Hamster: kitsuneymg: A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
[images.wikia.com image 383x265]

What if it was the great and powerful Trixie.

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 500x500]


kitsuneymg: Satanic_Hamster: kitsuneymg: A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
[images.wikia.com image 383x265]

What if it was the great and powerful Trixie.

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 500x500]


th06.deviantart.net
 
2012-06-28 11:28:55 AM  
BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA !!!
You just can't make this stuff up !!
 
2012-06-28 11:35:05 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: kitsuneymg: Satanic_Hamster: kitsuneymg: A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
[images.wikia.com image 383x265]

What if it was the great and powerful Trixie.

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 500x500]

kitsuneymg: Satanic_Hamster: kitsuneymg: A sex tape?
With Kim Kardashian and a unicorn?
[images.wikia.com image 383x265]

What if it was the great and powerful Trixie.

[scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com image 500x500]

[th06.deviantart.net image 640x776]


Wrong blue horse
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-06-28 11:47:43 AM  

El Hodor: Well, dat ass is da bomb


ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2012-06-28 11:56:46 AM  
This of course could be even funnier if it wasn't all completely TRUE.
 
2012-06-28 11:57:02 AM  
I'll have to watch this video before I'll believe it. Hopefully Vivid Video was more involved with this one, and had better lighting and camera angles.
 
2012-06-28 12:00:43 PM  

stevarooni: I'll have to watch this video before I'll believe it. Hopefully Vivid Video was more involved with this one, and had better lighting and camera angles.


Queen Haggard in The Ass Unicorn
 
2012-06-28 12:03:01 PM  
Headline: Can't improve this one...

Improved: Legal complaint alleges that Kim Kardashian is an Al Qaeda operative and made a sex tape with a quadricorn.

i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-28 12:10:10 PM  
Unicorn is the new black.
 
2012-06-28 12:13:27 PM  
fashionindie.lookbooks.netdna-cdn.com

This guy?
 
2012-06-28 12:18:46 PM  
wait til the media finds out kris jenner killed nichole brown simpson and ron goldman.
 
2012-06-28 12:35:23 PM  
No, it was a quadricorn.
 
2012-06-28 12:58:35 PM  
...and made a sex tape with a unicorn

www.x-tropia.com
 
2012-06-28 01:11:05 PM  
This could sink Mitt Romney's campaign.
 
2012-06-28 02:21:46 PM  
Ummm....Aristocrats?!?
 
2012-06-28 02:40:59 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: For the life of me I still have no idea why the K' family merits so much attention.


Why do you hate America?
 
2012-06-28 02:48:45 PM  
a Brooklyn man "stumbled upon" Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian at an Al Qaeda training camp in the West Virginia mountainside, where they burned the American flag and where West performed a concert for all the terrorists at the camp. According to the suit, via Wheeling, WV, CBS affiliate station WTRF:

"They all drank Jim Jones juice and then the defendants got shovels and were digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make weapons of mass destruction and Kris Jenner was enriching uranium," the suit said.


This is the greatest thing I've ever read.
 
2012-06-28 02:55:08 PM  
Kimberly forced me to watch E! network Keeping Up With the Kardashian reruns on the hotel tv for 6 more consecutive hr's

That is horrific. I would need years of therapy to recover.
 
2012-06-28 03:42:21 PM  
I know Al Qaeda is hurting for no.2s, but just can't buy they have sunk that low.
 
2012-06-28 03:59:12 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: For the life of me I still have no idea why the K' family merits so much attention.


a) Dat ass.
b) People are stupid.

Although I must confess that my wife is an intelligent woman with a great career and yet she often watches such mind-meltingly stupid "reality" crap that I have to run screaming from the room. I don't really get it. Maybe it's just escapism for chicks. She probably thinks all the stuff I watch with aliens and explosions and stuff is equally stupid.
 
2012-06-28 03:59:27 PM  

Texas Curmudgeon: Kimberly forced me to watch E! network Keeping Up With the Kardashian reruns on the hotel tv for 6 more consecutive hr's

That is horrific. I would need years of therapy to recover.


A Clockwork Orange Kardashian

?
 
2012-06-28 04:24:07 PM  
The Kardashians are unclean. Purify them.
 
2012-06-28 05:46:52 PM  
I wonder how much the Kardashian's are paying that guy to post this cheap publicity stunt in the guise of a lawsuit?
 
2012-06-28 06:38:30 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

GIS for Cardassian Terrorist.
 
2012-06-28 10:24:15 PM  

Fano: [fashionindie.lookbooks.netdna-cdn.com image 367x550]

This guy?


He would not be having sex with KIM...
 
2012-06-28 11:07:43 PM  
Did her mom make her reshoot the unicorn sex tape because she didn't look "pretty enough"?
 
2012-06-29 11:44:43 AM  

YakiManiac: BWAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA !!!
You just can't make this stuff up !!


Actually....they can. And very often, they do!!
 
2012-06-29 09:00:06 PM  

PunGent: Gentlemen, start your Photoshops.


i172.photobucket.com
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i172.photobucket.com

Who needs Photoshop when you're talking about West Virginia?
 
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