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(Local10 WPLG)   City council votes to allow Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor, Elmo reportedly quite tickled   ( ) divider line
    More: Florida, Sesame Street, Sesame Street strip club, North Miami, industrial district, city councils, liquors  
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6005 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2012 at 12:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-06-28 12:55:31 PM  
4 votes:
Sunny day
Watchin' girls strip for pay
On my way to where the

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
2012-06-28 12:39:00 PM  
3 votes:
They talked about the high price of hard liquor and drugs,
And fire insurance for ladybugs,
Ladybugs 12, at the ladybug picnic.
2012-06-28 01:15:03 PM  
2 votes:
2012-06-28 12:50:29 PM  
2 votes:
Three, THREE Ceasarean scars, Ah Ah Ah!
2012-06-28 12:41:52 PM  
2 votes:
2012-06-28 12:41:12 PM  
2 votes:
This story brought to you by the letters T and A.
2012-06-28 01:29:13 PM  
1 vote:

StrikitRich: Wouldn't Elmo be pickled?

First you should give him two test pickles.
2012-06-28 01:10:32 PM  
1 vote:
One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?
2012-06-28 12:59:01 PM  
1 vote:
Careful, he works for John Gotti.
2012-06-28 12:50:34 PM  
1 vote:

2012-06-28 12:34:58 PM  
1 vote:
No! Elmo wants to get a lap dance!
2012-06-28 12:32:36 PM  
1 vote:
"Elmo wants to see ta-tas"

Wished he had said that when he was running around Katy Perry's legs.
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