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City council votes to allow Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor, Elmo reportedly quite tickled
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Bill_Wick's_Friend
2012-06-28 12:55:31 PM
4 votes:
Sunny day
Watchin' girls strip for pay
On my way to where the
ass
is
sweet
Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
hillary
2012-06-28 01:27:29 PM
3 votes:
The bouncers:
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros
2012-06-28 12:39:00 PM
3 votes:
They talked about the high price of hard liquor and drugs,
And fire insurance for ladybugs,
Ladybugs 12, at the ladybug picnic.
timharrod
2012-06-28 01:15:03 PM
2 votes:
NOO-KIE! OM NOM NOM NOM...
ShonenBat
2012-06-28 12:50:29 PM
2 votes:
Three, THREE Ceasarean scars, Ah Ah Ah!
theorellior
2012-06-28 12:41:52 PM
2 votes:
MonkeyAngst
2012-06-28 12:41:12 PM
2 votes:
This story brought to you by the letters T and A.
MBooda
2012-06-28 01:29:13 PM
1 votes:
StrikitRich
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Wouldn't Elmo be pickled?
First you should give him two test pickles.
6655321
2012-06-28 01:10:32 PM
1 votes:
One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?
WienerButt
2012-06-28 12:59:01 PM
1 votes:
Careful, he works for John Gotti.
D_Evans45
2012-06-28 12:50:34 PM
1 votes:
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Harry Freakstorm
2012-06-28 12:34:58 PM
1 votes:
No! Elmo wants to
get
a lap dance!
Harry Freakstorm
2012-06-28 12:32:36 PM
1 votes:
"Elmo wants to see ta-tas"
Wished he had said that when he was running around Katy Perry's legs.
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