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(Local10 WPLG)   City council votes to allow Sesame Street strip club to serve liquor, Elmo reportedly quite tickled   (local10.com) divider line 42
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2012-06-28 10:56:57 AM
As a child of the 70s, this headline is stirring up old memories.

images4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-06-28 12:32:36 PM
"Elmo wants to see ta-tas"

Wished he had said that when he was running around Katy Perry's legs.
 
2012-06-28 12:33:31 PM
I under stand there will also be a gambling facility in the back room.
 
2012-06-28 12:34:10 PM
*understand
 
2012-06-28 12:34:58 PM
No! Elmo wants to get a lap dance!

imgs.sfgate.com
 
2012-06-28 12:39:00 PM
They talked about the high price of hard liquor and drugs,
And fire insurance for ladybugs,
Ladybugs 12, at the ladybug picnic.
 
2012-06-28 12:40:36 PM
Rule 34 delivers.
 
2012-06-28 12:41:12 PM
This story brought to you by the letters T and A.
 
2012-06-28 12:41:52 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2012-06-28 12:49:31 PM
img.gawkerassets.com

Superhero approved!
 
2012-06-28 12:50:29 PM
Three, THREE Ceasarean scars, Ah Ah Ah!
 
2012-06-28 12:50:30 PM
make bert and ernie stop!
 
2012-06-28 12:50:34 PM
public.bay.livefilestore.com

/
 
2012-06-28 12:55:31 PM
Sunny day
Watchin' girls strip for pay
On my way to where the
ass
is
sweet

Can you tell me how to get
How to get to Sesame Street?
 
2012-06-28 12:59:01 PM
Careful, he works for John Gotti.
 
2012-06-28 01:04:27 PM
Wouldn't Elmo be pickled?
 
2012-06-28 01:06:20 PM
*"And now, please welcome to the stage, Ms. Snuffleupagus."*

- "Wow.... that's... that's a lot of body hair. I wonder if... Dude! Put your bills down! She's heading this way!"
- "I... I... can't... I can't look away!"
 
2012-06-28 01:10:32 PM
One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
www.roflgirls.com
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?
 
2012-06-28 01:15:03 PM
NOO-KIE! OM NOM NOM NOM...
 
2012-06-28 01:19:24 PM
And where was Grover during all this, in the can?
 
2012-06-28 01:23:56 PM

luktti: And where was Grover during all this, in the can?


Come on, we all know Oscar's the one in the can. That's where he lives, which explains his grouchiness.
 
2012-06-28 01:27:29 PM
The bouncers:

www.vatsaas.org
 
2012-06-28 01:29:13 PM

StrikitRich: Wouldn't Elmo be pickled?


First you should give him two test pickles.
 
2012-06-28 01:57:00 PM
There is no sex in Mr. Hoopers Store..NONE...
 
2012-06-28 02:33:29 PM
Elmo stopped his anti-Semitic tirade long enough for a response?
 
2012-06-28 02:34:24 PM

6655321: One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
[www.roflgirls.com image 500x416]
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?


Several years ago there were protesters like that woman holding the sign out side of a strip joint (which was on the news.) Basically the protesters were unable to respond when a mention of money and the dancers pay came up; this being a kind of "high end" strip club, it was shown that many dancers at that shop were taking home a thousand bucks a night in pooled tips. $50.00/hr base pay plus tip-out of hundreds of dollars an hour.. Yeah... some had six figures on a W2. When a dancer asked where else she could make $300.00 an hour part time.... instead of $150/day full time some of the protesters made, the question remained unanswered.
 
2012-06-28 02:42:55 PM
This thread has potential.

/Totally a bookmark.
 
2012-06-28 02:54:54 PM
Can you tell me how to get, how to get some singles?
 
2012-06-28 02:56:28 PM

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: They talked about the high price of hard liquor and drugs,
And fire insurance for ladybugs,
Ladybugs 12, at the ladybug picnic.


Haha, awesome.

S is for stripper, that's good enough for me...
 
2012-06-28 03:01:27 PM
Can you tell me how to get --
How to get some manual release?
 
2012-06-28 03:26:04 PM
Now they will have to deal with all the 18 to 20 yr olds wandering the Sesame Street.
 
2012-06-28 03:26:28 PM
Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letters H and O




HO
 
2012-06-28 03:28:18 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-06-28 03:32:00 PM
cbskool2.files.wordpress.com

Yes, it's real and I actually own a copy of this.
 
2012-06-28 04:07:23 PM

6655321: One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
[www.roflgirls.com image 500x416]
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?


It's the blonde cavewoman in back! She doesn't belong! Did I get it? Am I right?

/Pants belong, darn it. I don't care what Elmo says.
 
2012-06-28 04:18:35 PM

genepool lifeboat: This thread has potential.

/Totally a bookmark.


I think everyone shot their wad in the restaurant uniform thread on the main page.
 
2012-06-28 04:30:46 PM
So Bert and Ernie only show up on Chippendales night?
 
2012-06-28 06:22:43 PM
Unfortunately, the strippers all look like Grundgetta.
 
2012-06-28 06:39:10 PM
Evil Bert is pleased by this news...
 
2012-06-29 01:08:52 AM

MrBentor: 6655321: One of these things in not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong.
[www.roflgirls.com image 500x416]
Boys and Girls, can you find the one that doesn't belong?

Several years ago there were protesters like that woman holding the sign out side of a strip joint (which was on the news.) Basically the protesters were unable to respond when a mention of money and the dancers pay came up; this being a kind of "high end" strip club, it was shown that many dancers at that shop were taking home a thousand bucks a night in pooled tips. $50.00/hr base pay plus tip-out of hundreds of dollars an hour.. Yeah... some had six figures on a W2. When a dancer asked where else she could make $300.00 an hour part time.... instead of $150/day full time some of the protesters made, the question remained unanswered.


Why would it need an answer? Immoral doesn't become moral when the pay is raised.

/doesn't consider stripping immoral
 
2012-06-29 11:41:29 AM
This is a really obscure one:

Grover: STOP PUSHING THE RED BUTTON!

if you had a "Talk and Play" in the eighties you just might understand.
 
2012-06-29 03:42:48 PM

Smackledorfer: Why would it need an answer? Immoral doesn't become moral when the pay is raised.


You would make a terrible businessman.
 
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