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(Topless Robot)   Nine animal power-ups the Super Mario Bros. franchise really needs   (toplessrobot.com ) divider line
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2012-06-28 12:10:39 PM  
Um... err... little problem with Kangaroo Mario's gender, unless this is intended to be that kind of video game.
 
2012-06-28 12:15:39 PM  
Donkey Mario. He packs quite a punch.
 
2012-06-28 12:21:19 PM  
Sex jokes aside, the Pangolin Mario and Hedgehog Mario sound like cool ideas, in my opinion...
 
2012-06-28 12:25:03 PM  
Sonic Mari you say?
virtualshacklesimagestest.appspot.com
 
2012-06-28 12:29:00 PM  
I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.
 
2012-06-28 12:52:49 PM  
DRTA, but I'd love to see Velociraptor Mario with a razor-sharp slicing claw.
 
2012-06-28 12:53:16 PM  

timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.


I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart.
 
2012-06-28 01:06:12 PM  

Millennium: Um... err... little problem with Kangaroo Mario's gender, unless this is intended to be that kind of video game.


Call it, Birdo
 
2012-06-28 01:12:27 PM  
How about this, stay with me, no suits at all! Only the rare fire flower.
 
2012-06-28 01:28:51 PM  

MoronLessOff: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart.


Word of advice bud:

Check the used game sections. You can pick up a massive amount of games pretty cheaply since the Wii has been out for a while.

/Still have a stack of PS3/Wii games to go through.
 
2012-06-28 01:41:35 PM  
Chameleon Mario seems to be the business.
 
2012-06-28 01:51:10 PM  

timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.


The DS version was one of (if not) the best Mario Kart games.

MoronLessOff: I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart


And the Wii version was one of the worst ones.

Is Topless Robot a new unofficial sponsor? It started popping up out of nowhere on Fark a lot lately.
 
2012-06-28 01:59:55 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Is Topless Robot a new unofficial sponsor? It started popping up out of nowhere on Fark a lot lately.


At least it's not a Gawker site.
 
2012-06-28 02:12:04 PM  

randroid: Chameleon Mario seems to be the business.


Already been done:

images.wikia.com

///Whar MarioRhino? Whar?
 
2012-06-28 02:14:13 PM  

SearchN: You can pick up a massive amount of games pretty cheaply since the Wii has been out for a while.


I'm going to scope out a few shops this weekend. I've already looked at Super Smash Bros, but it's still about 40 bones.

Lumbar Puncture: And the Wii version was one of the worst ones.


That is a GD shame. I really enjoy MK on my DS and Double Dash was all kinds of fun.
 
2012-06-28 02:34:43 PM  

MoronLessOff: That is a GD shame. I really enjoy MK on my DS and Double Dash was all kinds of fun


You might like it, as I know people who disagree with me, but I thought it was the weakest one. More racers and more cheap items meant more frustration and less fun to me.
 
2012-06-28 03:17:02 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: MoronLessOff: I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart

And the Wii version was one of the worst ones.


I disagree. The wheel made it all kinds of fun. It's too easy using any other kind of controller though.
 
2012-06-28 03:20:46 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

The DS version was one of (if not) the best Mario Kart games.


I fully believe that. I'm also not buying a DS. Whar wii version? Whar???
 
2012-06-28 03:25:24 PM  
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2012-06-28 03:41:44 PM  

roc6783: Already been done:

[images.wikia.com image 640x895]


A Sega game about a hip character with an attitude? Well that's truly original!
 
2012-06-28 03:45:45 PM  

MoronLessOff: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart.


It is a fun game. The mirror level was hard though.
 
2012-06-28 03:47:30 PM  

groppet: MoronLessOff: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart.

It is a fun game. The mirror level was hard though.


If you've still got it, I'd love to race you sometime.
 
2012-06-28 03:53:12 PM  

MoronLessOff: groppet: MoronLessOff: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart.

It is a fun game. The mirror level was hard though.

If you've still got it, I'd love to race you sometime.


Anytime is go time. You have my email addy already.
 
2012-06-28 03:54:51 PM  
Crappy video game list. Move on. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-06-28 03:55:30 PM  

SearchN: MoronLessOff: groppet: MoronLessOff: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

I only recently got a Wii. I can't wait to get Mario Kart.

It is a fun game. The mirror level was hard though.

If you've still got it, I'd love to race you sometime.

Anytime is go time. You have my email addy already.


Aw snap. A SearchN / groppet 3 way death match extreme to the DOOM!

I'll hit you up once I get it...and a little practice time.
 
2012-06-28 04:16:20 PM  
As someone who just hunted down a sealed, mint copy of Mario 64 that hadn't been stomped to death by some six year old brat, I'm getting a blah-blah-blah.

/Also, Tanooki Mario is rubbish. BRING BACK HAMMER BROS. MARIO.
//Though I'd also accept bringing back SM64's hats...
 
2012-06-28 04:45:57 PM  
No Skinwalker suit Mario?
 
2012-06-28 05:55:20 PM  
Bring them all back. If galaxy taught me anything it's that you can have too many unique things in Mario levels.
 
2012-06-28 06:10:14 PM  
This somehow reminds me of the animal suits from Little Nemo's Dreamland for NES.
 
2012-06-28 07:25:26 PM  

timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.


You're playing video games, your point is invalid.
 
2012-06-28 07:52:37 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

You're playing video games, your point is invalid.


Is your reason for being on Fark to go around demonstrating how stupid you can sound?
 
2012-06-28 08:54:53 PM  

timujin: Optimal_Illusion: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

You're playing video games, your point is invalid.

Is your reason for being on Fark to go around demonstrating how stupid you can sound?


Actually, yeah. It's the Internet after all. I play video games, you play video games. I have fun, you're having a spazz attack. Welcome to Fark, your gift basket is over there, here's your t-shirt, and orientation starts in five minutes. And make sure you read up on how to use the Ignore button. Have a nice visit!
 
2012-06-28 11:03:06 PM  

Optimal_Illusion: timujin: Optimal_Illusion: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

You're playing video games, your point is invalid.

Is your reason for being on Fark to go around demonstrating how stupid you can sound?

Actually, yeah. It's the Internet after all. I play video games, you play video games. I have fun, you're having a spazz attack. Welcome to Fark, your gift basket is over there, here's your t-shirt, and orientation starts in five minutes. And make sure you read up on how to use the Ignore button. Have a nice visit!


Couldn't have said it better myself.

Its cute that someone who plays a video game go-kart racing game where people wipe on banana peels would feel the need to go on the internet and declare their maturity.
 
2012-06-28 11:41:14 PM  
What, no bath salts Mario?
 
2012-06-29 02:08:07 AM  

roc6783: randroid: Chameleon Mario seems to be the business.

Already been done:

[images.wikia.com image 640x895]

///Whar MarioRhino? Whar?


Sorry. Little Nemo the Dream Master did it even sooner (and better).
 
2012-06-29 04:12:38 AM  

Lumbar Puncture: And the Wii version was one of the worst ones.


Says you. Bikes, tricks, online play, and Princess Rosalina make it one of my favorite Mario Karts.

What I want to see in the next Mario Kart is a Rainbow Cup. All of the Rainbow Road tracks from Super, 64, Super Circuit, Double Dash, DS, Wii, 7, and the new game's incarnation, one right after the other, with their original looks and unaltered music.

Souble Dash Rainbow Road theme is the best, EVER.
 
2012-06-29 11:10:30 AM  

Smackledorfer: Optimal_Illusion: timujin: Optimal_Illusion: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

You're playing video games, your point is invalid.

Is your reason for being on Fark to go around demonstrating how stupid you can sound?

Actually, yeah. It's the Internet after all. I play video games, you play video games. I have fun, you're having a spazz attack. Welcome to Fark, your gift basket is over there, here's your t-shirt, and orientation starts in five minutes. And make sure you read up on how to use the Ignore button. Have a nice visit!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Its cute that someone who plays a video game go-kart racing game where people wipe on banana peels would feel the need to go on the internet and declare their maturity.


Lulz.

You know what, Mario Kart needs to bring back banana saves. On the 64 if you hit a peel you could tap the brake to keep from spinning out. Maybe it should be modified though. If you hit it straight on you have a chance to save, but if you hit one in a turn it's an instant wipe out.
 
2012-06-29 11:47:21 AM  

MoronLessOff: You know what, Mario Kart needs to bring back banana saves. On the 64 if you hit a peel you could tap the brake to keep from spinning out. Maybe it should be modified though. If you hit it straight on you have a chance to save, but if you hit one in a turn it's an instant wipe out.


I never knew that about the 64. All I remember is hating the fark out of the computer because they would rubberband right behind you no matter how much faster you were taking the course, so it seemed like only last lap screw ups counted for anything, and doing great the rest was bad.
 
2012-06-29 11:50:42 AM  

Smackledorfer: MoronLessOff: You know what, Mario Kart needs to bring back banana saves. On the 64 if you hit a peel you could tap the brake to keep from spinning out. Maybe it should be modified though. If you hit it straight on you have a chance to save, but if you hit one in a turn it's an instant wipe out.

I never knew that about the 64. All I remember is hating the fark out of the computer because they would rubberband right behind you no matter how much faster you were taking the course, so it seemed like only last lap screw ups counted for anything, and doing great the rest was bad.


Yup, if you hit a peel and the kart started to swivel, taping the break would set you straight and a little whistle note would pop up over the character. What I hated, and loved depending on the situation, was the split screen. I'm sure this was a common tactic, but if my friends or I got a lightning bolt, we would wait until the lead was just about to hit a ramp to cross a gap to fire it. Most notably on the Wario dirt track. If you miss the big jump, you can instantly go from a nice lead to waaaaaay last.
 
2012-06-29 02:37:59 PM  

Smackledorfer: Optimal_Illusion: timujin: Optimal_Illusion: timujin: I just want a new Mario Kart, is that too much to ask for? And not on the DS, I'm post-puberty.

You're playing video games, your point is invalid.

Is your reason for being on Fark to go around demonstrating how stupid you can sound?

Actually, yeah. It's the Internet after all. I play video games, you play video games. I have fun, you're having a spazz attack. Welcome to Fark, your gift basket is over there, here's your t-shirt, and orientation starts in five minutes. And make sure you read up on how to use the Ignore button. Have a nice visit!

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Its cute that someone who plays a video game go-kart racing game where people wipe on banana peels would feel the need to go on the internet and declare their maturity.


I get your point, though the original statement about the DS was intended a bit tongue-in-cheek. And I then assumed Optimal_Illusion's comment was intended as an honest critique of people who play video games, not as a humorous rejoinder. Those people annoy me, the type that haven't seen a video game since they last played Pong in 1978 and assume that everything that comes out is designed for and intended to be played by children. There are a lot of games out there now that create drama as good or better than any other media. And there's Mario Kart.

Also, not "spazzing", just annoyed. It's a different application of Poe's Law, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between satire and honest opinion. The "conservative" opinion in this case being "games are for children" and the "liberal" being "bite me, two seconds faster over Rainbow Road and I get my third star!"
 
2012-06-29 03:46:57 PM  

FuryOfFirestorm: Little Nemo the Dream Master


I completely forgot that game. Holy Hell, I played the shiat outta that game when I was 12.
 
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