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(Fort Wayne Journal Gazette)   TV news anchor arrested a 2nd time for DWI doesn't bother using the Skittles and rum cake excuse she used last time: This time she was chugging wine in a drug store drive-thru   (journalgazette.net) divider line 125
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2012-06-28 09:28:45 AM  
Was she in a pickup and was there a dog in the back?
 
2012-06-28 09:29:07 AM  
I bet she fu*ks.
 
2012-06-28 10:09:58 AM  
If chugging wine in a drive-thru is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
 
2012-06-28 10:15:54 AM  

OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.

After officers placed her in a police car, she repeatedly asked to speak with Fort Wayne Police Chief Rusty York, according to police reports.


Something tells me Rusty York would know.
 
2012-06-28 10:34:29 AM  
Amy Poehler looks a little bit like this gal.

So, WPTA, how many other drunk on-air personalities you guys have? The nation wants to know, what is your story, do you deny running a drunk half-way house for news anchors?
 
2012-06-28 10:40:20 AM  

kid_icarus: OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.

After officers placed her in a police car, she repeatedly asked to speak with Fort Wayne Police Chief Rusty York, according to police reports.

Something tells me Rusty York would know.



I once gave a girl a Rusty York. She never spoke to me again.
 
2012-06-28 11:40:29 AM  
So... she either keeps a corkscrew in her purse, or she bought a bottle of wine with a twist off cap.
Either way, I claim her as muh woman.
 
2012-06-28 12:13:09 PM  

kid_icarus: OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.

After officers placed her in a police car, she repeatedly asked to speak with Fort Wayne Police Chief Rusty York, according to police reports.

Something tells me Rusty York would know.


Well, Fort Wayne is a pretty "small townish" kind of town, ie, everyone knows almost everyone, especially if you are born here.... and she as a news person probably has had occasion to interview him, so, she probably felt, especially in an inebriated state, that she had some sort of "media status" to talk to the police chief and "get out of" any trouble.
 
2012-06-28 01:01:11 PM  
I figured Grable's Daughter would get caught sooner or later.
 
2012-06-28 01:01:46 PM  
Who was that news reporter that had a sextape leak out of her farking a guy in her newsvan?
 
2012-06-28 01:02:01 PM  
.14 is nearly twice .08? What math universe do news people come from?
 
2012-06-28 01:02:08 PM  
"And now, here's a traffic update with Mary Collins Frank. Mary?"

"Thanks, Bill. Looks like the roads are a mess tonight, what with me weaving across Jefferson Boulevard and screaming drunken obscenities at the top of my lungs. Also, you'll want to stay off the sidewalks downtown later as I careen home, and avoid the parking lot of Walgreen's since I threw up all over someone's BMW there. Back to you, Bill."

"..."
 
2012-06-28 01:03:10 PM  
Nearly twice the legal limit and she gets "a suspended jail sentence of 60 days and her license was suspended for 90 days, according to court records."

That'll teach her. No wonder we hardly have any drunk drivers in America, when this is the severe punishment they can expect.
 
2012-06-28 01:05:52 PM  
Before

www.mediabistro.com



AFTER


t2.gstatic.com

WTF...Wine Goggles?????

/Teh Power of Make-up Artists?!?!?
 
2012-06-28 01:06:27 PM  
A year or two ago I was in the drive through of a bank, and a group full of unsavories (read: a bunch of dudes who look like they just got back from a masonry job and/or prison) driving a 1980's Monte Carlo were in front of me, and I saw them all drinking beer, right there waiting for the teller to respond. Then for some inexplicable reason (it went hot?) one of the guys opens a door and spills out what looked like a nearly full beer on the ground. Pretty ballsy I thought, as it's one of those 5 lane drive throughs, full on a Friday afternoon, and numerous people were looking at them.
 
2012-06-28 01:06:28 PM  

AgentKGB: Who was that news reporter that had a sextape leak out of her farking a guy in her newsvan?


Former Ms. West Virginia with some biker looking old dude in the news van? That is an old one... probably filed away somewhere with the Libby Hoeller video.
 
2012-06-28 01:07:03 PM  
What do you know, she wasn't with Bay News 9
 
2012-06-28 01:07:43 PM  
I'm curious. How nice is the wine selection at Walgreens?
 
2012-06-28 01:07:43 PM  

dletter: kid_icarus: OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.

After officers placed her in a police car, she repeatedly asked to speak with Fort Wayne Police Chief Rusty York, according to police reports.

Something tells me Rusty York would know.

Well, Fort Wayne is a pretty "small townish" kind of town, ie, everyone knows almost everyone, especially if you are born here.... and she as a news person probably has had occasion to interview him, so, she probably felt, especially in an inebriated state, that she had some sort of "media status" to talk to the police chief and "get out of" any trouble.


Been here for 6 years - wonder if Ryan Elijah will be in her corner
 
2012-06-28 01:09:30 PM  
Should have gone to a liquor store I guess... where they know how to work with alcoholic customers.
 
2012-06-28 01:09:35 PM  
Wine? That's classy.
 
2012-06-28 01:09:45 PM  
Boy, she likes .14. She blew it twice.

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvspy/fort-wayne-anchor-arrested-on-dwi_b2 4 15
Her previous arrest. 9:30 am and drunk. My kind of gal.
 
2012-06-28 01:09:46 PM  
OregonVet SmartestFunniest 2012-06-28 09:29:07 AM


I bet she fu*ks.



Well, we all do really. Unless you're a priest (and even then...).
 
2012-06-28 01:12:06 PM  

dletter: kid_icarus: OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.

After officers placed her in a police car, she repeatedly asked to speak with Fort Wayne Police Chief Rusty York, according to police reports.

Something tells me Rusty York would know.

Well, Fort Wayne is a pretty "small townish" kind of town, ie, everyone knows almost everyone, especially if you are born here.... and she as a news person probably has had occasion to interview him, so, she probably felt, especially in an inebriated state, that she had some sort of "media status" to talk to the police chief and "get out of" any trouble.


The first time she was arrested, it was kept quiet for exactly that reason. This time, not so much.

\Family lived a few doors down from her until about 2005; saw her at neighborhood parties. My only memory of her is how tiny she is in person.
 
2012-06-28 01:12:11 PM  

StrikitRich: What do you know, she wasn't with Bay News 9


I used to watch the noon report at my old job. Who from BN9 got a dewey?
 
2012-06-28 01:13:20 PM  

dkimball: .14 is nearly twice .08? What math universe do news people come from?


.08 x 2 = .16

The difference between .14 and .16 is less than 15%. That counts as 'nearly' in my book.
 
2012-06-28 01:13:45 PM  
She's 45 and beginning to look it. She's gotten herself two DWIs. Can anyone say career ender?
 
2012-06-28 01:14:16 PM  
News anchor testy at DWI arrest, police say

That takes balls.
 
2012-06-28 01:14:22 PM  
Honey? Sort it out. You're shi**ing the bed.
 
2012-06-28 01:15:54 PM  
topcon
A year or two ago I was in the drive through of a bank, and a group full of unsavories (read: a bunch of dudes who look like they just got back from a masonry job and/or prison) driving a 1980's Monte Carlo were in front of me, and I saw them all drinking beer, right there waiting for the teller to respond. Then for some inexplicable reason (it went hot?) one of the guys opens a door and spills out what looked like a nearly full beer on the ground. Pretty ballsy I thought, as it's one of those 5 lane drive throughs, full on a Friday afternoon, and numerous people were looking at them.


Years and years ago, when I worked at a bank, one of the clerks who used to be a teller said they got an empty beer can in the carrier after the transaction and the guy pushed the Call button and said "Please dispose of that for me."
 
2012-06-28 01:18:58 PM  
www.mediabistro.com
Sober

t2.gstatic.com
Buzzed

When she's completely sloshed, the part in her hair moves to the far right (from our perspective).
 
2012-06-28 01:20:17 PM  

OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.


...like a porn star.
 
2012-06-28 01:21:45 PM  

CleverFool: dletter: kid_icarus: OregonVet: I bet she fu*ks.

After officers placed her in a police car, she repeatedly asked to speak with Fort Wayne Police Chief Rusty York, according to police reports.

Something tells me Rusty York would know.

Well, Fort Wayne is a pretty "small townish" kind of town, ie, everyone knows almost everyone, especially if you are born here.... and she as a news person probably has had occasion to interview him, so, she probably felt, especially in an inebriated state, that she had some sort of "media status" to talk to the police chief and "get out of" any trouble.

The first time she was arrested, it was kept quiet for exactly that reason. This time, not so much.

\Family lived a few doors down from her until about 2005; saw her at neighborhood parties. My only memory of her is how tiny she is in person.


so, you're saying she is a spinner?
 
2012-06-28 01:22:45 PM  
Indiana anchor who can relate:

i90.photobucket.com
 
2012-06-28 01:22:52 PM  

TsarTom: So... she either keeps a corkscrew in her purse, or she bought a bottle of wine with a twist off cap.
Either way, I claim her as muh woman.


FYI: From a functional standpoint, twist-off caps are better than traditional corks. And the wine bottlers are moving in that direction (or going with synthetic corks).

ChipNASA: Before...AFTER
/Teh Power of Make-up Artists?!?!?


Not sure if serious but considering one's glamor and the other a mugshot, that's not much of a difference. I'll have to see the knees before stamping with WOOD or WOULD NOT.
 
2012-06-28 01:27:35 PM  
Wow, when celebrities stumble, they really go down in flames, don't they? At least the infotainment industry will always have something to do.
 
2012-06-28 01:28:00 PM  
Sigh. I imagine she worked hard to earn her place in her career field, only to piss it all away on booze. Wonder what personal demons she's trying to drown.
 
2012-06-28 01:30:47 PM  
She buys a bottle of wine and can't even wait to get home to drink it, much less even get out of the store's parking lot? That's sad. And she had the type of job that most people can only dream of.

Hopefully she'll be able to get the help she needs and rebuild her life.
 
2012-06-28 01:31:18 PM  
Note to Mary Collins Frank:

Do not drive near canals.
- Jessica Savitch
 
2012-06-28 01:33:31 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Sigh. I imagine she worked hard to earn her place in her career field, only to piss it all away on booze. Wonder what personal demons she's trying to drown.


Many people, many alcoholics even, would like there to be some personal failure or tragedy as the source, but sometimes Alcoholism is the problem, and not a symptom.
 
2012-06-28 01:35:41 PM  

karmaceutical: Agent Smiths Laugh: Sigh. I imagine she worked hard to earn her place in her career field, only to piss it all away on booze. Wonder what personal demons she's trying to drown.

Many people, many alcoholics even, would like there to be some personal failure or tragedy as the source, but sometimes Alcoholism is the problem, and not a symptom.


Been there, done that. 8 years sober.
 
2012-06-28 01:37:02 PM  
i used to date this broad who's sister is a minor TV newscast on-air personality. she was so paranoid about people finding out who her sister was that one's interest was sure to be piqued over time. big frickin' deal.

the sister i dated taught special needs children. she was one of these broads that wears the same exact dress every time you'd take her out. very off-putting. i shut it down after a few dates, i hated that ugly dress. true to form, i rode her hard and put her to bed wet, feeling much like a quivering bowl of wet noodles. she said that when i banged her it was like someone stirring up her brains with a mixing spoon.

/i could really fark when i was young
//i'm a legend in my own mind
 
2012-06-28 01:38:50 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Wonder what personal demons she's trying to drown.


Sometimes a drunk is just a drunk.
 
2012-06-28 01:39:09 PM  
They arrested her at 3:30pm and her blood alcohol was .14 at 5pm. Damn. And the first arrest was at 9:30am? Someone needs to go to meetings.
 
2012-06-28 01:39:16 PM  

6655321: Note to Mary Collins Frank:

Do not drive near canals.
- Jessica Savitch


I lolled, sadly.
 
2012-06-28 01:39:39 PM  
My kinda gal!
 
2012-06-28 01:40:37 PM  

karmaceutical: Agent Smiths Laugh: Sigh. I imagine she worked hard to earn her place in her career field, only to piss it all away on booze. Wonder what personal demons she's trying to drown.

Many people, many alcoholics even, would like there to be some personal failure or tragedy as the source, but sometimes Alcoholism is the problem, and not a symptom.


QFT
 
2012-06-28 01:41:42 PM  

Tanukis_Parachute: \Family lived a few doors down from her until about 2005; saw her at neighborhood parties. My only memory of her is how tiny she is in person.

so, you're saying she is a spinner?


the adjective 'elfin' comes to mind when I see her pictures.

Elfin adj.
1.
a. Relating to or suggestive of an elf.
b. Made, done, or produced by an elf.
2. Small and sprightly or mischievous.
3. Having a magical quality or charm; fairylike:
 
2012-06-28 01:41:51 PM  
Yeah I'd probably be a drunk too if I realized that I was a slave whore to corporate media, and could never actually report real news outside of the list of 'talking points' allowed.
 
2012-06-28 01:42:38 PM  

Musikslayer: karmaceutical: Agent Smiths Laugh: Sigh. I imagine she worked hard to earn her place in her career field, only to piss it all away on booze. Wonder what personal demons she's trying to drown.

Many people, many alcoholics even, would like there to be some personal failure or tragedy as the source, but sometimes Alcoholism is the problem, and not a symptom.

Been there, done that. 8 years sober.


Congrats. It's inspirational to know that some people can do it.
 
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